Edit: What would you do if Jay was your NEIGHBOUR?

[IKBENIRENE]

Go ahead.. and tell me what's on your mind =Pp

AND DON'T LOCK..DELETE..BLOCK WHATEVER this one oke? CAPISH? thank you vely muchie :dry:

[SweetStar]

geesh what would I do !?
haha I think I would peek the WHOOOOOLE DAY LONG !!
and hope he has a window in his badroom
or something sow I could c his yummie bodyyy !

[nunchakus]

Hi, it would help a lot if you could type your title nicely. It'd be easier to read too. :) Also, make your title more descriptive...the "bcuz my topic title is too short" is not necessary. *edited*

What would you do if he was your neighbour, IKBENIRENE?

[choo min]

wow, nunchakus. you are doing a good job as a moderator!

erm i would be acting as if i dunno jay was actually my neighbour, and bump into him one day. then i'll try to maintain my composure, keep the shy image... then knock timidly on his door one day with cds for him to autograph, trying to get to know him personally. it would be great if he gets attracted to me, but it's impossible, so i would be contented to actually know him...

[linny]

I would walk over to his house when I know he's home, walk up the steps, knock on the door. When he opens, I'll just wave and say "Welcome to the neighborhood! Wanna go play ball?"

Haha. Then, I'd get all my good guy friends together and watch Jay play. Probably would go over and see if we could hang out ... Just have to be careful not to act like a stalker. :oops:

[-dream-]

I'd peek over every chance i get, everyday, until i muster up enough courage to actually talk to him, and then if i become close friends with him, i'll bug him everyday and go to his house all the time....but it's not like it'll ever happen.

[evenstar_sc]

I'd probably mind my own business and try not to have any contact with him...that's what I do with weird neighbours. Unless I'm the weird neighbour. :crazy:
or
Well most of the time he'll be out and I can't see him anyway...but i'd prabably peek in once in a while to see if he has any pets and volunteer to take care of it for him.

[sam123]

I just saw someone's location as Jay's Neighbor. :-D Hmm, I would make him jell-o! Like in the commercial... And buy some binoculars.... But I wouldn't peep at him when he's naked! No No No! Half naked will do me just fine.

[jayholic]

Ooo I'll want to be the cute girl next door. Haha. I'll probably be out watering plants a lot.. with my binoculars. Or if Jay moved next to the house I'm in right now, I could go out on my balcony everyday. Then if he came out and saw me it'll be like Romeo and Juliet =]

I'm not good at sports, but I could get my brothers to play ball with him. And maybe I could get him through his stomach.. yes. Make him fried chicken!

[OLive_aNN]

i'll provide him breakfast,lunch and dinner for him :D
and i'll use skirts everyday (u know...jay likes feminin girls) and i'll play piano everyday..playing jay;s songs :D

[xiAoJie]

i dunno, spose i wouldn't over-react so much, i dun think i'd go that far with perving at him every 3 secs. i guess i'd proly act normal, try and be his frend or something, then hold a party so all my frends can meet him.

[jAy is a s h y_ b o i]

haha i'd stalk him that's what.

and create chances for us to meet lol. ring the doorbell and borrow some sugar haha i dunno

[aina]

peeping all the time...
i will make a big window straight from his room's window and put my computer so he can see if i'm online and of course he can see this forum as well, and who knows he will join ha ha too much dreaming...
and i will visit his home sometimes..to make his mother+grandma impress hahaha

[jessca]

If Jay was my neighbour....I would probably act as normal as possible..or try to act as normal as possible, so not to scare him off. Dont want to make him move away before unpacking! Ill invite him over, tidy away the Jay stuff so he doesn think Im too obsessed...just a girl who likes his music...and slowly befriend him..eg offering to look after the house when hes away. Try my best not to hound him for free tickets...getting him to sing at my birthday party....etc...but Id probably end up in the garden most of the time trying to overhear him singing and playing the piano!

[nyemie]

i would take pictures of him naked and fantasize every night .. jk ... ummm i would probably talk to him and eventually seduce him .. jk again ...

I would try to be friends with him and make sure to make him comfortable during our talks .. i will not act like a crazed fan and start holding him and stuff ..

[OLive_aNN]

i would take pictures of him naked and fantasize every night .. jk ... ummm i would probably talk to him and eventually seduce him .. jk again ...
gross :laughing: gross :laughing: gross :laughing:

peeping all the time...
i will make a big window straight from his room's window and put my computer so he can see if i'm online and of course he can see this forum as well, and who knows he will join ha ha too much dreaming...
nah...Good iDea!! :angel:

and i will visit his home sometimes..to make his mother+grandma impress hahaha
tell me what are u gonna do to make them impress? :bleh:

[sUm^MeR]

and i will visit his home sometimes..to make his mother+grandma impress hahaha

That's exactly what I would do. I even cook my best cookings for his mom and his grandma. And of course... since my relationship with his mom and his grandma becomes pretty close.... then sometimes I got a chance to meet him. I'll totally try to be cool and try to be juz friends with him first. Maybe ask him to shoot some hoops together or engaged in some PS games together. And... probably would ask him to teach me to play piano and write songs. :) :) :) Hm... who knows we might get some "electricity" :wink2:

Oh my... I better wake up from my dream. :sleeping:

[beach gurl]

First thing : Make a "compulsory" neighbourhood gathering - a private one to be exact - just him and me, muahahaha.

I think I'll be a nosey neighbour just like you all, keep on peeping him. Maybe I'll spot not just him but also his popular friends, Xiao Zhu maybe ??. On the other hand, having such popular neighbour might brings trouble, ie having paparazzi camping allover the place ?!. :-x

[Liliann]

peek on him :laughing:....
hehe..knock on his door..ask him
to come in and visit his house.....make friends wid out''.....cook somethin'' sweet like chocolate cake for him.:glug: :drool:.....ask him to hang out...play bball....and go eat something like kfc..:hungry:

[An9el**]

be his friend first ....then get his phone no. and call him everynite !!!!! hehe ...
try to impress his mom =)
and ask him to teach me how to play piano and bring me all around !


I WISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seth_seth]

ooh...!!! I like thinking what's going to happen if Jay's going to be my neighbour...
I'll strike up lil conversations with him like stuff about his career...and maybe joke a little...

Maybe flirt a little just to see him blush (ahh!!! so cute!!!) or do little favours like collecting his clothing when he's not home whenever it rains....or maybe just invite him over for tea!!! Ahaha...I'll try extra hard and compose a few pieces of music, and I'll find an excuse to get him over to my place to improve on it...then maybe spike his drink and... ***oops I've said too much*** <jk!!!>

[ker_ai_teresa]

i'd like to spy on him, but i don't want him to get the impression that i'm like the paparzzi. so i'd leave him alone. he gets chased around and spied on enough, so as a fan, i'd want him to have a break from it all when he gets home...you know, have his own privacy for once.
i'd try to be normal, get to speak to him if i could, but it would hard though considering he prolly isn't home much....oh, and i'd play his music loudly every now and then so that he knows i'm a fan...not not too often though coz wouldn't want to disturb him while he's sleeping or writing songs.
wouldn't it be cool to live next to him??? *sigh*

[Jam]

hmm.. if Jay is my neighbour, i will buy a piano and play as badly as possible. Then i will find chance to speak to him, i bet he will say, " Do you know how to play piano? Do you know it sounds terrible?" Then i will tell him, "Why don't you come over and teach me?" :laughing: When he comes into my house.... :brows:

[rou]

hohoho i guess i'll just sit outside his house n wait to watch every of his move. n whenever i get a chance to catch his attention i'll just shout "jay rox!!" very very loudly at him just to let him noe i'm one of his fans ya? n get to see his smile hopefully. that will be sweet enough... woah!~

[Jam]

hohoho i guess i'll just sit outside his house n wait to watch every of his move. n whenever i get a chance to catch his attention i'll just shout "jay rox!!" very very loudly at him just to let him noe i'm one of his fans ya? n get to see his smile hopefully. that will be sweet enough... woah!~

how if he calls the police? :laughing:

[ker_ai_teresa]

hmm.. if Jay is my neighbour, i will buy a piano and play as badly as possible. Then i will find chance to speak to him, i bet he will say, " Do you know how to play piano? Do you know it sounds terrible?" Then i will tell him, "Why don't you come over and teach me?" :laughing: When he comes into my house.... :brows:

wow how evil!!! lol...i can just imagine you slammin the door shut, then you give a great big evil laugh like this: MUAAHAHAHA! then you start to lick your lips, while J stares at you with horror, then you pounce on him and.....hehehe..... :shifty:

[xJayChoux]

Wow, the first thing I would do, is going to be crazy :crazy: :laughing:!!! But I'll try to act as normally as I can...(which I probably can't :dry:) And than juz try to be nice and friendly and bcome very good fwends...:wink2: So, hopefully I won't act to be a stalker or sumthing that scares him away, and move to another city LOL :laughing:

off topic: hey IKBENIRENE, I see that this is dutch, so you're living in the Netherlands right??? :excited: so do I... :wink2:

[yukiko]

wish i was...hahha. ....:p
if i was jay neighboor??? mmhhh....sounds so great.
i will give breakfast, lunch, n even dinner to my lovely neighboor Jay. everyday...
n i also always leave messages for him. wow...
i think i won't go anywhere..i just wanna stay at home everyday n waiting for jay. :p

[seth_seth]

Ohh!!! This topic is evil!!! You are all giving me evil ideas and corrupting my innocence!!!

[steiffelephant]

I just saw someone's location as Jay's Neighbor.
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i think i would play piano non-stop, and he'll probably practice sometime too. i'll then go over and ask him if he wants to play a duet with me... which sounds kinda lame.

probably bake cookies and say i couldn't finish them, since jay supposedly likes skinny girls, and offer them to him.

and i'll probably spy on him and see when he takes out his trash so that i can take mine out at the same time too and 'bump' into him.

[babyxv]

wow jam i love your evil idea!! first.. i'd stalk him day and night. and i would go ask him for sugar or milk or something. or i'd make him fix my leaking faucet! :yeah:

..maybe i shouldn't stalk him. that could get me into trouble T_T;;

[OLive_aNN]

hmm.. if Jay is my neighbour, i will buy a piano and play as badly as possible. Then i will find chance to speak to him, i bet he will say, " Do you know how to play piano? Do you know it sounds terrible?" Then i will tell him, "Why don't you come over and teach me?" :laughing: When he comes into my house.... :brows:

:brows: :brows: :brows:
cool! but how if he never hear u playing piano? its impossible to play piano loudly...unless u're asking a police officer to come over ur house and i bet he'll say :bleh: and said "Do u know how to play pianoo???" :laughing:

[Jam]

hmm.. if Jay is my neighbour, i will buy a piano and play as badly as possible. Then i will find chance to speak to him, i bet he will say, " Do you know how to play piano? Do you know it sounds terrible?" Then i will tell him, "Why don't you come over and teach me?" :laughing: When he comes into my house.... :brows:

:brows: :brows: :brows:
cool! but how if he never hear u playing piano? its impossible to play piano loudly...unless u're asking a police officer to come over ur house and i bet he'll say :bleh: and said "Do u know how to play pianoo???" :laughing:

or maybe another way is to go over his house, ask him whether he could go over my house to fix my piano or something... and when he step into my house . . . :brows:

[GuArDiAn AnGeL]

i'll be feeling like craZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but try to be normal 2........and one day i'll bake something good....like cookies or brownies...and ring his doorbell and say WELCOME TO THE BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe....hope he'll like that!

[bluebuzzybug]

ha ah ah aha ha
bug him bug him bug him n bug him!!
stay in the house, peek at him.........
sent him stuffs i made
ask him to teach to play the piano!

ermmmm.i'm gonna lose my job for not goin to work!!!
hi hi hi

[greenskies]

heh..I think I prolly try to cook good food everyday and offer them to him..hehe..he likes chicken uh..all right, i cant cook..but then...

[june]

well, i'm going to buy a piano...
and i'm gonna play it everyday...
coz i'm not a good pianist, so the music i played sucks !!
it bothers him so much, until he have to come over to shut me up!
at that moment, i'll act innocent and ask him to teach me!!!!
MUAHAHAHHAHAH..... :devil:

actually being his neighbour is good too.
i can get a lot of benefits.
for exmaple : i can hear good music everyday.
i can smell delicious meal which he cook himself. HAHAHA dunno whether he can cook anot :p
i can get to know a lot of his frens.
i can get to see beautiful artwork from his mother.
hahaahhaha...... i'm dreaming again!!!! :laughing:

[LiLxAmMiE]

well, i wouldn't want to talking to him all day long and bother him, he'll think i'm a retard that keeps on bothering him... he'll probably call the guards over and shoot me in the head or something! :happy: i would just go to his house once in a while and just kind of talk like a regular neighbor!

[ddooll]

i think i'll just stalk him... like he stalked that grl that he liked... and hope he won't yell "stop following me"?... like that grl did...lolz... jk... i know i won't have the nerves to do that... umm... really try to be friends with him...

[JiE_LuN'z_BabE]

hmm... :angel: i'd prolly be to shy to come over at his place and say hi and all..so i'd prolly be peeking by the window at my house and take a peek at him...hahahahahha.. or like whe he comes out of the house..i'll also pretend like im goind some where...just so we can talk...hahahahahahaha... and maybe he'll fall in love wit me... :blush: or at least friends... :oops:

[Savinee]

I'm goin to knock down the wall between my house and his first...... kiki

[OLive_aNN]

I'm goin to knock down the wall between my house and his first...... kiki

:brows: :brows:
GOOD!!! and...why not .... the wall between your house and his bathroom :yeah:

[Eternalz]

If Jay was my neighbour, I would walk right on over when he's moving his stuff in and ask if he needs some help. Then I'll try to get into a humerous conversation about how crazily popular he is and that he could rake in any chick he eyes. When he's in the joking mood, I'll totally convince him to give me private lessons on pop-piano playing and singing. On off-days, i'll go 1 on 1 with him b-ball. (I'd school him ez)

[wh00shwh00sh]

i would make him teach me how to use nunchucks and how to do all those cool things. and id drag him out to play bball with my friends. :D fun!

[une_topaze]

after my mom shouted at me to stop looking out the window, and my dad grounded me for months after he found his wall drill in my room, which is just fine by me, i'll take a peek every now n then thru my strategically located new hole on my wall for jL. if the hole is big enuff, n his bed is next to the hole, i'll tickle his nose when he's sleeping. that may freak him out, haha. maybe it's better to ask what would you do if jay's room is next to yours??

then again, i'll just stick to the neighbourly things neighbour do. yeah, sounds boring to me too. i rather drill a hole thru my bedroom wall :D

actually i know he'll prob find the hole anyway but instead of blowing his top off it has become a private communication channel for the two of us instead :wink2:

[LiTobLuEsTaR724]

If he were my neighbor i'd be one lucky girl rite? hahahaha, that'll be fun cuz i'd go over and talk to him, ask him about his day cuz he's my neighbor and my best budd! :]

[weiwei]

whoa! that would be really interesting. hm....maybe i could be the cute girl next door! ahaha! j/p but it would be nice and pretty cool having a celebrity living right next door!! maybe i would be a friendly neighbor and get to know him and we'll probably be the best of friends. hehehe! :happy:

[gina]

:excited: hahaha i'd be looking out my window spying on him all day long! hahahaha! pop in there sometime and say "sorry, i think my basketball is in your backyard...!!!) hahaha, get him to gimme piano lessons and drag him to my basketball club! :bleh:

[w4t3r_lily]

be a good neighbour of course..bring him food i think..go for jog together..hehe..invite to my house to have dinner or lunch or breakfast or anything..
being feminim..use skirt..although i hate it..be a nice girl..but not too disturb him..

[GuArDiAn AnGeL]

i would ask if he has time to teach me nunchakus too !!!.....sounds hard to do...u can even whack urself..TTOTT...but it looks fun!...haha..neways....i would spy on him day and nite...lol...bathroom living room....newhere.....bedroom..yadayadayada....hehe. ....i want to see all that i can LOL

[Mandy-Lee]

Hmmm... never tot of this before... me see.... ummm... I dunno... If we were living as neighbors since young, probably we've been playing together and stuff, so by now, I'd probably know his bad habits and probably made 1002 too many stupid faces at him before and annoyed him 3846 too many times that he wants to move away from me ASAP! oops! hahahhaha

[viruskangta]

as freaky as i mite sound..i swear if he was my neighbor..i'd be sitting by the window spying on him...CAN'T HELP IT! :oops:
but yeah..i'd probably make food n'stuff and bring it over 4 him to try...
purposely throw things in his yard....(saying it was my younger sister ..of course :bleh: ) then going over to his place to get things back.. :) ..
yes..he's probably gonna hate me though..lol..er..that not good.. :glug:

[Venus21]

Hmmm...probably ask him if he wants to play basketball with my friends since he likes basketball. I would be too shy to talk to him first. I would probably wait until he talks to me first. I'd hang outside my house hoping to catch him coming home and give him the opportunity to talk to me.

[panda_shine]

I think I'll spy on him 24/7.. And think of some plans to talk to him or get his attention ==)

[HeY_JaYz]

nothin...
or mayb...
wait for him to appaoch....
; >

[cinsin]

I'll probably spy on him, but he'll probably never be home.

And I would probably throw my basketball over the fence so I have an excuse to go over to his house and talk to him, and maybe he'll give me some basketball lessons.

[specizhen]

Oh yeah i will probably try to peep into his window now and then. But then again i assume he will not always be at home as he i so busy. And most importantly i want to make sure that he takes notice of mi. Hee~ (wouldn't want him to be my neighbour without knowing i'm his neighbour!)

[blue_blury]

U mean after he become popular or after?
IF before, then, i guess nothing special..Treat him as a neigbour lol.. Mayb will get closer to him lol... visits him often...
IF after, then... first, i will be very very surprize lol... Then, make friend first... then, get close, take authograph, ask him to teach me compose songs, always peek him..( drill a small whole mayb ) hahaah....

[Mandy-Lee]

IF after, then... first, i will be very very surprize lol... Then, make friend first... then, get close, take authograph, ask him to teach me compose songs, always peek him..( drill a small whole mayb ) hahaah....
blue_blury, heeheeeh you're funny... drilling a hole into his house... hmmm... makes me think, what if his room is facing the OTHER direction from your house???? what wud cha do? :wink2: heeheeeh :laughing:

[jessica]

highly unlikely... but, i would not bother him too much... probably spy on him a little (well, maybe a lot) and try to approach him with friendly greetings... don't want to become a pest or anything.

[ddooll]

Erms... the title of this topic... isn't there a typo?
Isn't neighbour spelled neighbor without the 'u'? :glug:

Wells, if Jay was my neighbor, I'd get myself a telescope and spy on Jay 24/7. Yup, I have no life. jk jk... Not 24/7. But a spy is a must. :brows:
And of course I'll try to be friends with him.

[di`jay]

woooooooooooo if hes my neighbour i'll sit infront of his door everyday and wait for him to come home!!!! hahahaha and i'll probably cook meals for him everyday. that is if he wants to accept them. hahaha. :)

[*meow]

Erms... the title of this topic... isn't there a typo?
Isn't neighbour spelled neighbor without the 'u'? :glug:
neighbour with u is british spelling... :happy:

if jay was my neighbor, i'd always go out (and pretend) to water plants when all i would be doing is to try peek into his house. :bounce: sounds bad ritez? yeah...
something more logical that i would do... i'll say hi whenever i see him, that'll leave a good impression on him... i'm a friendly neighbor! :D then slowly get to know him... who knows, we might even become good frenz! :clink:

[getsu_04]

I would probably do a lot of peeking,hehe.It'd be nice if I could hear him playing the piano from my house :happy:
I would feel awkward coming over to his house to introduce myself though.

[Jerria]

WOW that will be great!!!! i would spend everyday with him and be his frend!!!! so i can tell him to teach me piano and chinese and rappin...and we can play bball together....that'd be great!!!

[Ice]

Argh...it's impossible! :cry:
but if it really happens, I think I'll try to be his friend so that I can know his lastest info- probably songs before it is released. :laughing:

[Melvin]

Heh.. read this topic a long time ago but i didn't have the time to reply.. :?

Hmm... :) If Jay was my neighbour... I would take a binoculars and spy through his window everyday!!!! :excited: j/k.. :)

Well maybe i could knock on his door and say.. "Hi Jay. Welcome to the neighbourhood." :oops: Then maybe i could slowly get to know him better.. So i won't scare him away... Then maybe i could play basketball with him... Or maybe invite him over for dinner... And then slowly we will get to know each other better and we could become friends!!!!!!! :excited: :excited:

Anyway i don't think Jay would stay anywhere near me so i should just stop day-dreaming. :)

[lattae]

Somehow, I don't think I can really get around to talk to him given my introverted personality... I think I'd blush and stutter, making nonsensical noises when I see him face to face...

Perhaps one day when I get really gutsy... I'd take all his albums out of my cupboard and approach him for signature...

Then again... if he's my neighbor all the while.... then perhaps I'd be on talking terms lah... but I'd respect his privacy... cos I am a firm believer of having private space...

[blueang3l]

hmm..i won't dare to go see him alone..heez...maybe i will go and knock on his door with some frenz or my sis..den ask for his autograph..budden i dun tink i will get a word out of my mouth..surely will stammer one..hee..den laugh like crazy..

[memories]

this is a tough qn. of cos anyone's heartbeat wil increase everyday. but if it's me, i dont think we wil ever get a chance to meet. cos im always out, n he's always out. hey mayb we can b like turn left turn right... kidding. or mayb i can sing songs everyday den he can turn me into e next stefanie sun. kidding. i think i'll most prob try to make frens la...

[meldevilish]

haha... i think i'll wake up very early everyday just to catch him when he's back or leaving!! or i'll make friends with his mom!! haha... such stupid thoughts... kinda wishful thinking rite?

[jayz_girl]

waH if jay was my neighbouR!! :love: i think i'd be knowcking on his door everyday with lame excuse such as "have you seen my dog?? he seems to have run away AGAIN!!!"

but this dream is impossible.... :cry:

[Mushimushi]

well i am not very sure but maybe i will try to make friends with him and peek to see what he does at home....haha....maybe i will also invite him to my house ........^_^

[mingisld]

HAHA...I will ask him to write a song to me....
with some rap in it.... It will be better if it is a dual..

[friends_pt]

Oh My God!!! tat's very impossible but it will be so cool to have Jay as ur neighbour... Even if Jay is my neighbour there's nth i could do. being a fan of artiste we shld give them their own privacy regardless how much u like the artiste... hee hee tat's what i think... it's just like the other time when i happened to saw Sun Yan Zi along orchard but i didn't get her signature. by the way, when u walk along orchard road muz open ur eyes big big... might happened to see Sun Yan Zi... haha...

[cowboy]

Pretty much I'd try not to piss him off.

Then maybe he'd invite me to a kickin party at his place or something. :drunk:

[the one]

man, i would love for jay to replace my neighbors..they always cause so much noise that i can't bare :dry:

[yummieboba]

haha, if jay was my neighbor.. I'd start first by going to his house everytime he left! to talk to and get to know his mom and stuff, then she would have a good impression of me (hopefully) and say good things about me. and then when he meets me he'll be like wow, i've heard so much good stuff about you! and then heheh maybe "chou ah yi" will push him to ask me out! hahaha i know, unrealistic, but hey, hoping that he'd move next door is kinda unrealistic too. :blush: but anyway, to continue with my lil fantasy here, I'd make cookies and stuff and bring it over.. bring movies over to watch together! wheee! woo, u kno what would be crazy? if it turned out to be a dawson's creek kinda thing! haha! i'm having too much fun with this.. :blush:

[me&jay]

Because jay will not at home alot, So I will try to get closer with his mom or else who stay in that house, so I can peek what's inside or having a chat with his mother with afternoon tea in his house....great way to get him mine.... get closer with his mom first ha..ha

[greenieleen]

See, this question sucks for me, cuz well, the only reason I'm ever home is to sleep. And well, in my case, I'd probably never find out he was my neighbor cuz of my stupid antisocial, not knowing my surroundings personality......

hahah but if I finally did...I'd probably try to play it off all cool, pretend like I already knew......
but hahahaha, with my luck, I'd probably trip and fall on my face.....ya know, that sort of thing.

[losted]

hmmm....If Jay was my neighbour, well I'll try to be his friend first. He has to be able to trust me. I think even if I was his neighbour I get the feeling that I won't see him much because he most likely to be working.
If I was more his age like about a few more years older, I'II go over and try to hang out with him.

[Elisya]

If Jay was my neighbour? I wouldn't even know if theres a new neighbour at my storey. :bang:
Hmm...if he was my neighbour....I would probably say 'hi' or smile whenever I see him... :wave: Maybe be friends with him, get to know him a bit more. I don't think he'll be at home most of the time coz let see...he's an artist after all...busy with work...oh and this leave to sending food to his house...*dreams*

[christinetang]

ermmm...if jay was my next door neighbour i would probably find an excuse to go over just to see him and maybe invite him around for dinner once in a while :love: and cook him some food that i know and which is simple...nothing to exquisite but something simple and delicious :yeah:
if he was my neighbour and i was a cleaner ....haha....he might employ me to clean his house so i get to snoop through his stuff :excited: (crazy :glug: )

[Seltsi]

lol, I'd go over with some cookies or w/e and try to become his best friend! It'd be awesome if I ever did get a chance like this to know Jay on an informal level like this. :)

[jmin13]

think i will not be in my house for most of the time..think i will be standing at my corridors most of the time..haha..then wait for Jay to return home...maybe we will get to know each other and maybe can ask mi over for a meal..haha..then if got any other fans come and look for him, he can hide in my house..haha..

[scarletwillow]

I'd so handle his female fans.
Leave 'em to me, Jay, you can continue writing and singing songs, I'll do the PR... bwa ha ha... ha... .. O_o

[joeacid]

wow~~ keke, if jay my neighbour~ i'll make sure my life target now will be switch to being the best neighbour in the world!! keke. I'll make myself his best friend, and maybe even more~~ (*Blush*)

Well, i'll make sure he feels that he is living in a place where he could be rounded by love and concern! I of course hope that he could get ideas on writing more musics from what i did for him~ keke. I'll make sure my cooking skills function well for his everyday fried chicken! keke. Maybe i'll make him my piano teacher also keke :P

Well... of course it's a dream hehe. Time to knock myself of of my dream, or else i'll daze at the monitor for a long time keke ^-^

[aileena]

Whoa!!! If he's living next to me, I would probably be caught ogling at his house all the time, awaiting his return. And make sure he hears my stereo playing his songs in the background. And then would go up to him if I could master the guts to do it and tell him I'm a big fan of his...Hopefully he would be cool with it. :D

[missTBA]

eeee. i could daydream all the scenarios for hours. that's a bad thing, since i need to study...but, if i were jay's neighbor, i would -

kinda shy, so at first not meet him face-to-face, but maybe drop my own artwork/card in his house/mailbox. and start gardening a lot in the backyard, but not where he can see me! lol, because i'd probably be into it, and all grubby. just so if he passes by he can hear me working and maybe get curious. and have a strategically placed window where he can see me the most! that'll be my workplace where i draw or do music and stuff...sing songs a lot...lol...and if we became friends, he could teach me more about improvising on piano and i would cook him lotsa food! what a fantasy...

but jay doesn't haven't his own house/apartment, does he? just his studio home and his momy's house. so i'm not sure how that would work.

[fen2h]

i'll keeping myself busy in peeking him...find excuses to talk to him : 'hi ! we've arranged welcome party to you, care to join us ?' or 'can i use ur phone ? i lost my keys n can't enter my house now...'

[junqi]

i'd certainly make sure i wake up earlier than him every morning, so that i'll be able to greet him good morning before he goes out for work..
and i'll make sure i reach home earlier than him in the evening, so that i can catch him for a couple minute of short chat about his day...
and i'll make sure i know what's the time he lock his gate at night, so that i will go out and lock mine at the same time, and at the meantime, greet him good night.

thats.... woww...~ :angel:

[2_diao]

ill probly bug him all day long or just stare @ his bedroom window...if a room is opperset his...
but den he will probly move ...ahh....bad idea...

[weemalyn]

I could be always peeping over to see what he's doing, and be a nice and friendly neighbour, maybe can find some excuses and pop over to his house(but this could make me seem as a bother) :laughing:

[sakikora]

guys :dry: ...seriously that would be a dream come true :excited: ....~sigh~...i would peek through the window every day :drool: ....i would stalk him...i would break into his house...i would knock on his door and tell him that i love him :love: ...i would....~SLAP~...ok that was me slapping myself to get me out of it :cry: ...well...i would go crazy with excitment!!! :oops: ...you guys can really make a girl dream :thumbsup: ...hehehe... :laughing:

[madison]

If Jay was my neighbor, I would run over to his house and quickly as possible. Then i would tell him that im a huge fan of his and i would ask him for his autograph. After that i probably wouldnt bother him too much cuz he need his privacy and if i come visit his house everyday, he would probably move away so i wouldnt want that to happen. Every once in a while i would come by and just talk to him. It would be nice just to chat with a talented musician. I could ask him for help on playing the piano cuz im trying to learn it now. Hes the expert so he could help me. I would take pictures of him and just be friends. But i dont think he wants to be friends with a 14 year old girl. He needs to hang out with someone his own age so i'll TRY to leave him alone.

[Dong Feng Puo]

I would dig up my old childhood miniature keyboard and ask him to teach me to play the piano! In turn, I could help him with his basic English communication. And during "breaks" from our "lessons" we could watch TV together like couch potatoes... we could watch baseball together like he said in Jian Dan Ai!

[cync.jay]

hehe.... i would find every excuse i can to visit him... haha...out of salt, lend me some this and that... haha... i would play his song every moment so he knows i truly support him... then... i will send flowers and little give to his doorstep... but hey, i m not stalking him, oh! i just want him to know that i'll always be with him...

[Vicluva]

i wouldn't b in this forum posting because i'd b over at his house all the time! :laughing: seriously, if he knew me, we'd b dating by now and i'd have picked out the names for our two kids already! he he he! :happy: i'd have everything of his sined by him and have billions of foto albums full of our pics and well, let's just say a few of his shirts and caps would go missing... :)

[msv]

Whoo... if Jay was my neighbor... I'd end my stalkerish habits cause I dont' need to practice them anymore which I did for "learning how to stalk Jay"

and since he's my neighbor now.... all I need to do is throw every kitchen appliance away and go to his door each time and say, "hi... do you have [insert kitchen appliance needed here]? I misplaced mine's when I moved here."

And of course, just cause my days of stalking Jay is over don't mean that the experience won't be for nothing.... I'll still take pictures of him, gawk at him every chance I get, appear at the library, grocery store, laundrymat, downtown, gas station, Wal-Mart, the mall, the local asian store, the park and his backyard COINCIDENTLY of course ^_~

[xiezhi_renfu]

I'll take real good care of him and greet his parents/grandparents whenever i see them[anyway i do do this when i see my neighbours]. Maybe run some errands for them, like watering plants, collecting the mail, packing the house for them especially Jay's room!] since it's holiday now and my mom and dad are out at work, leaving me, my brother and grandparents at home. :shifty: I would really really want to make friends with him.

When i return to school i'll tell my closer friends about the secret :secret: and ask them to keep quiet!!

[charmian]

EH!! i would be really sweet. :angel:

I'll come over with some food for him to taste, make sure i run some errands for him, make sure HE KNOWS ME!!! :excited:

eh, but is it possible? i live him singapore, he lives in Taiwan. :unsure: I dont think so. ALL UNLESS IF, i go to taiwan as purposely buy that house beside him!!! :excited:

haha, silly me. :rasp:

[lilhkmui]

my neighbor??!?! wow... i would definitely STALK HIM 24/7!!! i will have private video cameras around his doors and windows... and definitely in the bathroom.. :wink2: lol just kidding..

but if he was ny neighbor...?! i would definitely go over to his house every day to ask to borrow salt or sugar or soy sauce or something!! :D

[swtaznkandi]

i would become the best spy ever!!! and stalker!! hahaha. no, i'd find every excuse possible to go see him, like pretend to be selling stuff from school or *accidentally* kick a ball into his backyard or need to borrow some flour or just invite him over to tea every day :-) i'd have so much fun! hahha. i just hope he wouldn't get annoyed (or catch me looking through my telescope!)

[jaxe]

i will keep finding excuses of 'can i borrow some soya sauce?' or 'sorry, my supply of sugar has run out, can i get some from ya?' to go over...then when i'm done with the cooking, i'll invite him over for dinner with the excuse of returning his favour..haha..good plan right??

[Nikki]

Hmm... that will be great of coz... I can see him oftenly~ but I think the only thing I will do when I see him is just smile at him shyly... When I see him so closely... I can't do anything at that moment!!

[coolieteen]

I would go to his house everyday and ask him if he wants 2 hang out and play ball and ask him to sign all my cds and posters. I would get my friends together ova to my place and watch Jay's MV's. Then I would ask him to come play table tennis with me and my brotha in our garage. I would ask him to go shopping and ask his opinions on the best table tennis equipment and buy them all.

I know I may be boring but that's what I would do!! It would be awesome!!

[invis]

firstly, i'll buy a drill.

then i'll drill through the wall dividing our houses and tadaa! jay will be pleasantly surprised to see his house has expanded (in fact, doubled in size)... :laughing: if he doesn't like the idea, he will start begging me to stop drilling (which is too noisy and will drive away inspirations), and eventually he'll even invite me to move over to his house for convenience sake. MUAHAHA~ :love:

[tangwk1990]

Erm.....I would go to his house everyday and chat with him. I'd also like him to teach me how to play piano, compose songs and last but not least, teach me Chinese. My Chinese is okay but I think I have to improve....... :worry:

[j@y_roCks]

The first answer that comes across to my mind for this question is: FAT HOPE.

Laugh out loud*

However, if this is true, (Imagining), I think .... I would first... visit his house!!! And not forgetting to get his signature!!!! Of course, I am as mad as whoever you are, I will go to his house every day... If can, I would like to stay there until he moves house again (Best not!!).. And... I can also help him 'guard' his house when no one is at home!! HAha.. I don't mind being his maid too!!! Hehe...

[kjd-108]

i'll smack his head every time i see him... :D

[buru214]

If jay was my neighbor, I would constantly ask if I could borrow a cup of sugar from him! :D Then, with his sugar, I would make some ultra- delicious- cannot -refuse dessert for him because he likes sweets. So me making desserts with his borrowed sugar would be the best gesture. Plus, if I try hard enough, he might just make something for me in return! :D "Hey there Jay, can I borrow some sugar from you?"

[Pugwash]

Drop out of school, tell my parents I'm moving out, get like 100 suitcases ready with my stuff loaded, the limo reaches the front of my house, load everything in the trunk and what not, wave to my 'rents and the limo speeds off........ next door. :wink2:

No really, I'd live in his house. LOL

[tvbaddict]

wow .. if jay was my neighbor, i would wait for him outside his house everyday just to say "hi" when he leaves for work, lol and then i'll wait for him to come back just to say "good night" ....stuff like that. lol

[jo_jayfan]

LOL, i will really try to establish GOOD neighbour ties with him :))) like after my mum cooks, chicken, i 'll share with him.. since he loves chicken :)) hahas.. and play his songs loudly, hoping that he will know that his neighbour loves his songs :)))

[snowflake]

Being the shy person I am :rolleyes: , I doubt I will have the courage to talk to him.. So I will most probably hanging around hoping he will make the first move :whistle: ..
Or maybe be nice with hus mother and get invited for dinner :bleh: Heehee.. What a hypocrite I am.. Forgive me to get closer to Jay one must restorted to everything.

[hong trang]

oh! being his neighbour :excited:
that's great cuz every day i can see him on my own eyes. But i dont think i would bother him by pretend to crash into him by accident or something like that.
i would put a very small lovely present in front of his door with come encouraging words.
and then he would feel curious about me ,and then ..... :tongue:
what a romantic love story :D

[nouveau_]

i will bring food over EVERYDAE. ahahAHa.. I cannot imagine if Jay was my neighbour. I tink he'd tink i'm a stalker or something. One thing's for sure, my door will be opened 24 hours a day and i'll sit on the sofa right in front of my door whenever i'm home and i noe if he's coming home. ahHaHAa...

Or better still! I'll tell him i'll be his personal assistant.. or MAID! Or i will...i will....i will... move INTO his house :brows: .. ahahAH.. i'm crazy..

[akane_chou]

em... if he really was my neigbour... i would smile at him if i see him, water his probably wilted plants so that they dont die especially when he's away on business... that's only if in Malaysia... if it was Taiwan and he's staying in the room next to mine... i would try to get to know him and stalk him discreetly... cross my fingers and hope he doesnt find out what a nutcase i am...

[migotochou]

if he was my neighbour and he has been my friend since i was a kid..i guess i wont feel anything...or if he was my neighbour after he became famous....i will be desperate to atlk to him but i cant and it would hurt a lot....it will turn out to be a secret crush

[chou_fan]

if jay's my neighbor? i'll be nice to his mum and grandma.. that way i'll be welcome in their house and can have all the oppurtunities to be friends with him too.. :-)

[jiali]

I'd take every opportunity i have to talk to him. Like borrow stuff, greet him, his mum and grandmum (must give good impression) whenever i see them, invite them over for dinner frequently.. PLUS buy binoculars and also install a hidden camera in his house :laughing:

[twentynine_]

if he was my neighbour, i would go to the supermarket to buy loads of gocceries for him and leave it at his doorstep with a note. so he won't be caught by all the paparazzi and all by going down to buy food. haha. *grins*

[jiali]

twentynine_, i kinda like your reply! It's better than the usual kind like-chat up with him, try all ways to get close to him. Haha. Now i'm wondering why didn't i think of doing that for Jay, save him the trouble and leave him a good impression of myself.

[toilet_mermaid]

if he was my neighbour, i would avoid his house. B'coz i would definitely blush when i see him..

[PaoAiJieLun]

i guess i'll break my habit of being a homebody and get out more often!

i would also have parties and other social stuff so i could invite him over!Ü

[cool181]

:roll: hahaha.....that's great~~!!!!!try to knew well his family 1st then i can have jay signature at everyalbum.....always look at the window to wait jay back...lol
most important is...when visit his house have free PEPSI drink ( his house full of it...i'm sure):laughing:

[Yue Anne]

thts awesome!!! [ dreaming already] ....i would take lots n lots n lots n lots n lots of snapshots with him ! :brows: ... n oh yeah let him try my special made cookies...hohohoho :harhar: ..hmmm n yeaps get his signatures signed everwehre i can think of! oh convince him to take me as his lil sister..heheheheheh

dream on~

[x_pEachiE_x]

Uhh,i would pretend i have a blackout in the house or something?You know?Then pretend to be really distressed and go next door to get his help. =)
Maybe i would pretend not to know who is he? Or pretend i don't know he is living next door.
God,i am so pretentious. ^^

[zhy378]

hmm.. if it was before he came famous then i would be like yay finally an azn guy next door. plus since hes chinese my family and his family is gonna be close, lol. :shifty:
that woulda be nice, plus hearin his playin on the piano. then i would soo need some lessons by him :brows: .

but after he became famous: then ai ya, there would be hundreds of fans in front of his house, then once in a while im waterin the front yard, i'll spray them with the water hose yellin out " get away from my jay, he's mine" lol. but then once in while u get tired of all them screamin for jay so if u cant beat them, join them, except i'll have an advantage bein jay's neighbor, :happy:

or i can just do what those desperate housewives do, *mwuahha* lol JK :shifty:

[punkymeh]

hmm i would bake him some cookies and go to his house and knock on his door and give it to him as a present hehehehehe and try to keep in touch with him

[eternal_darkness]

i would go over for an neighbour invite for dinner!!!!! make it so yummy he'll come everyday to eat my yummy food
then i'll show him my piano skills then he can help me!!!!!! :-)

[thupham]

i would totally be stalking him :)
making up excuses to go over to his house and just stare from the window from across his house to see what he is doing

[DragonPrince]

I don't know if i will be able to get a good look at him if he is my neighbour. I think he will be too busy to stay indoors. I will go interact with his mom instead!

[liwei_jay]

Jay's my NEIGHBOUR??
haha.. i would always find some excuse to go to his hse to borrow sth..
:brows:
hahaha..
i guess like Dragon Prince says.. i would befriend his mom first..
then slowly move in on him..
hehehehe..

[pengypeace]

When he has his window open i would scream HELLO! JAY!!WANT TO COME OVER!!:bleh:..If he was changeing i would scream CLOSE YOUR WINDOW!!And yes i would make sure that I take him to eat!

[sam_ho]

I would freak out so much. I mean, I would practically hang myself on him. Or, I would ask him to give me his autograph. That would be a dream come true. *sighs*

[tenshi_dew]

I would go over to his house and give him and Zhou Mama presents like a potted plant or some food to make him feel welcome.

I would be the luckiest person alive if Jay did become my neighbour. I would hear him playing the piano and I might even ask him to come over to help me practise the piano :happy:

[Alex25]

If Jay's my neighbour, im going to challenge him to play basketball or invite him over to my house to sing karoke ^^

[andantino]

hahahaha..

i'll always make sure his house is in good condition when he is not around.
i would make fried chicken for him for supper every night if he loves it. ;)

i would help him shoo the paparazies away too!


ooh ya, i dont mind cleaning his house too.

[ch3rri3]

Then I will sleep in whatever/whoever's room in my house where it's opposite Jay's room (and hope that Jay doesnt cover his window with curtain/blinds) so that I can see him everyday and what he's doing in his room. Then at nite I'll open my window and stare at the stars hoping that he'll open his window and do the same too, and maybe we can talk to each other (I'm imagining the "rooftop" song here)

[Rurouni[X]]

haha i WISH..
i would like always be looking outside the window and l would play Jays music really really loud..
haha i'll be like Keen to mow the lawmn and do the gard3ning...
^^"
I would also like knock on his door and try and talk to him..
haha,....
i sound like a Girl ehh..?
^^"

[T i C k L 3 d]

lol. i love all these 'what if' situations. it's so funny to read ppl's responses. hm. if he was my neighbor? i dunno. i wouldn't do anything. i don't really stalk ppl -- even if they are famous. i remember one time, my friend, sister, and i were at jay's concert in los angeles. and it ended. so after everyone left, we were still there. for some reason, everyone left really quickly. but yeah. we were still there. and jay was gonna come out the backdoor (which we were parked right in front of), but my friend and i were like, 'hm. should we do anything?' but we were too chicken/non-obsessive to do anything. so we just left. haha

[Kiwi™]

If this were the truth,,, I'd feel sooo glad and happy to be his neighbour
So dont be jealous if I have some special pics of him ,, some thing special of him ,, and being a fiend of him
Muhahaha :bleh: :wink2:

[Annabella]

err... well... i guess i would be freaked out at the start... like... i love jay and all that... having him as my neighbour is like... its hard to descibe the feeling... but i'll be pretty happy, excited and overwhelmed...!!! haha... then i'll probably look over the fence everyday to see what is jay up to today... hehe... only kidding...~

[Mika:.]

"Hey, sorry... I ran out of sugar... again... :love:"

[Onigiri]

I don't really know! I don't have much of a relationship with my neighbours. Its just a "if-i-see-you-i'll-wave-and-smile" relationship. But I'd probably make more of a effort to build a friendlier relationship with Jay as neighbours. Visit him and probably invite him over for dinner XD

[disbkoonsta]

i dont know id get nervous or freak out its freakin JAY CHOU! i dont really know what id do if he was my neighbor. i guess id make an effort to be a good neighbor and say wassup to him and try to be his friend or something. eventually ill try to get it off my chest that im a big fan of his and i hope he continues to produce great music...but than again, what would Jay Chou being doing in America?

[x_La_paix_De_Lame_x]

probably stalk his butt. lol. I guess I'd always find some reason to be over at his house since my mom likes to kno all the neighbors. :oops:...kinda like "OFF TO BORROW THE SUGAR!" lol.

but seriously wouldn't that just be a dream? *sighs*

[pandaz]

I would DEFINITELY go over and say HIII and make friends.. like do all the friendly neighbour stuffies.. invite him over for tea.. LOL. Definitely make friends.. and maybe he'll invite me over too! :D AHHHHHH.. if only if only..

[xx0lovalauraxx]

i would go to his house everyday, of courz! and bring a basketball too!

[pinkcloudx3]

i will just wave to him, every time i see him. ^^

[Pao-Pao]

What would I do if Jay was my NEIGHBOUR? haha lol oh Gosh!! I think the right question would be...What wouldn't I do if Jay was my neighbour?? haha :-) ...Ok first of all I'd buy binoculars to spy on Jay all day long....in the kitchen, living room, bedroom, bathroom :brows: and even while he's washing his car withouth nothing on!! haha...Second, I'd cook some cookies for him and then give them to him just to say hi :happy: lmao

[liana]

Why peek? Just invite him over!


And no dirty thoughts girls. I just want to hear him play the piano all day. MUAHAHAH

[kimamura]

I'll go to Jay's house every day if Jay at home.. and talk each other every day with Jay..

and my mother will talk with Jay's mother(Ye Hui Mei) hahahahaha...

Sometimes i'll spend a night in Jay's house..
sing a song, play piano, play keyoard, play violin..

[rozmary]

1. If Jay Chou was my neighbor, I'd bake my best chocolate cake and drop by his place (you think he likes chocolate cake?).
2. I'd learn basic plumbing so that when he needs some help on his faucets... I'd be able to help him... Haha!

[Inke]

I will wait for him in front of the door only to see him come home.

[brianjyau]

i will give him a housewarming party, and propose to have regular neighbourhood gatherings... haha, and ask him to perform for his neighbours.
even if he is my neighbour, he will seldomly stay home... haha... he might think i'm a papparrazi.

[kathy_ta]

haha I can see him everyday
and go to hhis house everyday too, to look at him, asking him for smt to eat, watever
I can take hundreds of his pics
I can talk to him evryday...GREAT

[rosie]

jay？ my neighbour? freaks!!!
dies!!! peek peek peek peek ALL DAY LONG.
have him ova for dinner 24/7

[stylinunderworld]

well..i have nothing to say...but at least i want him to teach me how to produce those kind of his songs everyday!!....i want to be like jay!!!

hope the best for jay and his lyricst,vincent fang!!!!:wave: :wave:

[mei yen]

ha ha ha...that's interesting view...
i will spend much time at home and pretend walked around the house and looked at jay chou... he he he
wah... n i will doin some stupid thing like (cant be explain) to make jay interested to know what happened and i catch him... he he he

[dreamy_amy]

lol.i will drag Jay to myhouse everyday to help me write songs.I call hima long when i have jamming sessions with my bands.totally awesome!hehe

[diaoness]

wow...well, if i was living in the neighbourhood longer than him, id give him a housewarming present and tell him that if he needs any help..come to me! then, mayb once a week, i'll bring ova a place of food for him to eat...since hes soo busy...and i guess the other neighboury things...like...i'll collect his mail when he's away...water his plants..haha...hopefully....we'll become good friends!

[yayableu]

i wouldnt get to see him because i bet he would have a really big house.
and his gates will be really high.
with security guards all around.

i'll just bike pass his house and glance.
i want to be a nice neighbor.
not a stalkerish neighbor.

[.: blacklily :.]

Haaaa.... I'm gonna feel like I'm the happiest girl on earth. Having the pleasure to watch his face 'live' oh-so-often... That'd be nice, very nice :happy:

And I'll take the initiative to greet him every single day. Help him watch over his house when he's away, and those kind of stuff. That way we'll be the best of friends! And maybe some day... *cough cough* hehe you know what I mean... :tongue:

[joce]

i will see him everyday until he get bored of me but i believe Jay will not show that because he is a really love and caring person... :D
and i will find some way to make him go out with me... :brows: