List of Funniest posts at jay-chou.net

[jayx8318x]

The VIPs have compiled a list of some of the more interesting comments made here.
NOTE: We're not making fun of you! These are just posts we find funny, clever, or just plain amusing.

Feel free to add some more to the growing list.
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Ill kill maself if anyone said i looked like someone whose cross-eyed, buck-teethed, and has nostrils staring right at ya face. i do agree that her eyes are big, but u can still be ugly with big eyes, look at ET. and at least ET has character and those long slim fingers, does Jolin??
http://jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=25711#25711



I think you should pick your nose and wipe it on her face, girls love that, especially when it's all jello like and green
http://jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=26012#25012



ya i think i'll juz take it slow and not too rush..........
but if she's like "selling like hot cake" i scared that she'll be taken away from me n became others gf. how?? is there any method to keep her on my side??



Just buy one of her hot cakes.


my friend is going to be a distant relative of jay! :excited: cos her aunt is going to marry this person whose aunt's husband's family is jay's dad's family... a pity that friend is not a fan of jay... we were saying that she must invite me to her aunt's wedding cos jay might go and even sing a song!! but now that i think of it, it's a bit impossible that jay will put down his work to attend a wedding of such a distant relative... :(
http://jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19735#19735

I think I can explain. What Choo Min is really trying to say is that Jay is the distant cousin of her friend's dad's aunt's sister's brothers 2nd cousin who's married to the third sister of the 5th brother from the Chou family who's related to the Ching Emperor from the 1900s who's sister's brothers cousins son is an in-law to the Chai family from the planet Mars who came to visit in the 1950's in a little spaceship and is now stuck in Area 51 of the US government. Okay, now that everything is cleared up, I think Jay will definately sing at the wedding due to his close relationship with that family.
http://jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19784#19784


I wonder... Would Jolin fans eat Jay? :crazy:
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=29140#29140



prior to jay chou, i was obsessed with the works of haydn, beethovan and mozart. boy did those guys seem old when i stumbled across jay chou
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=28971#28971




eek, all you clean and organised people are making me feel weird :wacko:

as for me, im so messy and disorganised and dirtyand lazy, that my room smells like a garbage dump, and looks like one too. and my clothes are all over the place, so i just wear the clothes that i pick up off my floor, or under from my bed, which makes me look like some weirdo..

. oh, and i think i have a cat living in my hair :crazy:



I hope that kick in the balls renders him infertile and he has to live wit
h the knowledge that he sent his only descendant to be aborted.
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=32815#32815


i think this episode is quite long ago one...also not too sure..but then also never see b4...only say the a little bit from the download one...hehe
Hehe.

Haha.

I think I know what you are talking about. But then, I also not too sure lah. You only say you think you know but also not too sure. >_<;;

If you have nothing to contribute, then don't post anything.

~lepencil
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=33177#33177



Would I have sex with Jay?
Yes I would.
Heck! I'm not gonna explain myself on this. You can judge me whatever way you want. :angel:
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=32942#32942



yes, i would have sex with jay every night! :excited:
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=34022#34022



what if the cigarettes weren't out yet and jay caught on fire?! maybe, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but it is pretty annoying
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=35882#35882
LOL yes it's pretty 'annoying' when you catch on fire


How about tying his right and left shoelaces together ? :p
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=37097#37097



regarding jay's... uh "organs"... one of my guy friends told me that you could tell the size of any guy's thing by the size of his hand. so if jay holds his thumb and his pinky up in a sorta w shape without the middle part, then that should be the size of his ding ding... or is it wee wee? so because he has such big hands, one would assume that he wouldn't have a small package!
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=34552#34552
What cracked me up was how she was contemplating whether it's "ding ding" or "wee wee"


voted...for all awards..hope jay will win the golden melody..think jay sure win ..lol but there is some stiff nominees too.. :D
www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=42770#42770
I'm sure she means stiff competition, not that Jay is up against a bunch of mummies


basically...age is just a number, but sometimes (n maybe all times..)i don't like older guys. so i prefer younger guys than d older one. n i think it's caused of my personality as a young girl who always think bout fun, happy n not bout future. btw...as long as he handsome, talented, energic maybe i won't think bout the age. like jay...jay is older than me..but i loved him..still love him n always love him. :p
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=42758#42758
As aDrena pointed out, it (the bolded part) sounds like she's reciting a eulogy at Jay's funeral. He's not dead! :(

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pencil, Chun Li and Karen, the most elusive trio... I think!

We're not gonna post up our pics cuz we will get too many "Damn Chun Li and Karen, you ladies are fioone!" and "lepencil I wanna have ur baby!" comments.
You see, we're so hot that if any one of us posts up our picture, the commotion caused would be too overwhelming.
If all 3 of us post our picture, our combined 'hotness' would crash the forums into kingdom come.
We hope you understand, it's for the well-being of the board that we NOT post up our pics.

:)
www.j
ay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=23062#23062




o fine~! k..dis one..was taken last summer..i tried editing it..cuz my frd was in it...but i kinda screwed up...plz dun laff @ my ugly big face..lolz
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where did it go?! o wellz...lolz..guess im too ugly to be on here..lolz
www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=29802#29802
lepencil's comment: The perfect answer for being unable to figure out how to add attachments to posts.


my friend and i were discussing the fact that jolin's called "???? (teenage guy killer)". we both decided that it was because when guys see her face, they die.
www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=47979#47979



i hate school too..but i hate bieng @ home too..all bored..i rather go to school..i wish we go to school n not learn nefing..jus haf fun
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=50849#50849
Note the bolded part


i wish to marry jay...wellz to like be frds wif him
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=47686#47686
Again note the bolded part


What is this poll for?
Most popular Asian artist overall? Best Songs? Best hair? Best Nails (Ayu would win hands down) ???
I don't understand Chinese, what is you zhi ou xiang pa heng pang?
Is this poll available online?
Why the hell did they place Ayumi Hamasaki against all the Chinese artists?

Am I the only one confused?

OK lemme start a poll:
1). Dandruff
2). John's dog
3). :?
4). moo

http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=51199#51199


Quiet Boy iz actually a 16 yr old person hu likes POKEMON! Otherwise he won't have that pickachu avatar,HAHA! :D :)

um... dude i can probably think of a billion more worse "shocking rumours" than that. :rock:
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=51490#51490
Explanation: Quiet Boy IS a 16 yr old boy who likes Pokemon...you were suppose to make up stuff, not state the obvious.


unfortunately for me...... my moms don let me out untill midnight.
im just like a 'cinderella', but the difference is im a man.
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=51702#51702
Exactly how many moms do you have?


Are you really this stupid or is this a joke?
You have no comprehension skills. Did your brain stop evolving at 800 c.c.s and is your

brother named Neanderthal?

We've deleted your posts. If you continue to post nonsense, those will be deleted as well. I don't care about your life, your alcoholic problems, or your reasons for writing utter crap. I'm not even going to bother with you anymore because your stupidity might be contagious.

Good luck getting into the downloads, nOoB Emperor.




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Some actual Private messages the Mods receive


hey mate.....
i seroiusly have no idea how to get around in this site ..
give mi some tips on how to navigate through the site...and post my view and thoughts in the right topics hehe fanxz man...

becoz your faq realli didn't help dat much .
anyways thanks for the help



Hello!
I still don't understand about "Post"

n
Do u mean,this website?



What's a PM?

[xiaoli]

haha this is hilarious, i'm sitting at school and i was trying not to laugh out loud when reading this

anyway i thought this was quite funny :D


this is so hilarious. (not mr. bean)
I saw this in the Jay's picture section, and just roflmao.

it's all,
Jay in hong kong!
Jay in Vancouver!
Jay in a wifebeater!
Jay in China!
Mr. Bean
Jay in US!

*choose the one that doesn't belong*

http://jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=36672#36672

[-dream-]

Lol, even though i've read these already at our VIP lounge, its still so amusing to read them again, we have some really funny and witty people around here don't we? :D

[babyxv]

*proud grin* i was up there. haha those anonymous posts are.. interesting. i guess forums are totally new to them. o_O are all three anonymous posts from the same person?

[cici bebe]

:D :D :D Aren't these great?


*smack head* Now I finally figured out who "Quiet Boy" was.. It's FS! I thought FS died.. erh disappeared or something.

[babyxv]

oh!! i wasn't paying attention to the post count and stuff so i thought he was new here.

[sUm^MeR]

Yeah, babyxv comment about Jolin being the teenage guys killer totally cracks me up!!! :D :D LOL. I totally agree with you!!!!

Here are some quote I found funny. In response to the question :What would you do if you're this close to Jay's pant.
yeh...ill definitely try and touch his legs.....probably wont violently pull his pants.....cos he doesnt wear undies!!! :crazy:

In response to Jolin's new album title "Kan Wo 72 bian" Chun Li wrote:
72 ways of losing more weight so you can look like a stick ?

Chun Li sarcastic humor is surely hilarious.

[Jess]

Hahaha, these are HILARIOUS!! I love Chun Li's sarcastic personality.. it's so funny.

I know, I was thinking - hey, that describes FS!! Who's Quiet Boy...? I've never heard of him... and he talks exactly like FS... (After a while, I begin to memorize the way people talk)

More!!! Post more funny comments!!! :)

Lol, even though i've read these already at our VIP lounge, its still so amusing to read them again, we have some really funny and witty people around here don't we?

... Do you guys in the VIP Lounge post comments that us people make and laugh at them? :unsure:

[jayx8318x]

... Do you guys in the VIP Lounge post comments that us people make and laugh at them? :unsure:

LOL!
Let's just say there were some posts I didn't write up because we were more or less laughing at them, and not with them.

[linny]

o_O;;;

Er, I guess why the VIP Lounge is called just that. It's exclusive.

I'm not sure about funniest post but I nominate What would you do if you're this close to Jay's pants? and the Rumours About Members of Jay-chou.net for funniest topic. The stuff people come up with... is hilarious. XD

[jayx8318x]

HAHA I was thinking the same thing about the "What would you do if you were this close to Jay's pants" topic.
The title itself was silly, and as I mentioned in the VIP lounge, I cracked up at those numerous "I want to slap Jay's ass" comments.

[linny]

I think I was one of those people who posted about wanting to slap his ass. ^^;

For funny posts, generally, I look to Chun Li. Her sarcasm rocks. Not to mention, satanrina has some pretty funny posts. Huge 18 point pink font screaming "DON'T DOUBLE POST!" by lepencil also serves as amusement... for me at least.

Our moderators are such cool characters.

[Jess]

I know!!! Everyone here is so cool. At all the other forums, the mods barely join in the conversations and rather just watch over the forum and make sure that no one breaks the rules (our mods do that here, too, but they're actually active). Everyone here has their own sense of humor, and at first, I was kinda surprised.. cuz I thought that you mods and admin people were supposed to be all serious and not crack jokes. Satanrina's humour is so dark... but I love it so much.

I really think that if someone slapped Jay's ass at a concert, he would be so embarrassed!!!

:twisted: There should be a "Lowly Member Lounge" where all of us members can secretly plot against the VIP people and laugh at them :-x

But then that wouldn't be as good.

[jayx8318x]

In the topic Rapper, hiphoppers singing in mandarin or cantonese?
Crude but hilarious :D

As 4 jay? well that guy can probably fart in2 a microphone n still make it sound good, so hes in league of his own...
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=53593#53593

[babyxv]

none of you are DIAO!!!!! no one is TAIWANESE!!!! want to argue, come argue with me, tTHE DIAO TAIWANESE FEMALE hahahahahahaaaaaaaa hehe hahahahahahaha

the excessive "hahahaha"ing kinda made me laugh

[evenstar_sc]

Gosh too funny! You're all so witty and sarcastic. love it!

[LiLxAmMiE]

In response to Teach me how to have a girlfriend...Chun Li wrote:

I think you should pick your nose and wipe it on her face, girls love that, especially when it's all jello like and green

LOL! that gave me a good laugh, the thread should have been named," how to lose a girlfriend in 30 seconds."

[Jam]

Simply_Jay Wrote:
or maybe ask if he needs to hire more assistants??? like to make his coffee/tea...or even polish his piano... muahahahhahah

The post can be found here: http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1466&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=75
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haha! This sentence makes me laugh. Just feel that it's funny. I won't mind polishing his piano too! :laughing:

[lotus087]

oh man those are just too funny... sorry i haven't been at the forums for a while. i forgot how much fun they were ^_^

[shouling]

Chun Li is the humor Godess!!!
she cracks me up all the time! her "in your face" and "get outta my face" attitude is the best!

my fave of the previous ones is: In response to forum members wanting to roast the duck-like Jolin...Aeris wrote:

I wonder... Would Jolin fans eat Jay?
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=29140#29140

Hahahaha EAT JAY!!!! lol priceless!

[Chun Li]

Satanrina's dark humor always makes me laugh. Not to mention the NoObs.

[minimin]

I just hope I have higher cubicle's wall (screw my office layout for placing me so darn close with my boss ), so that everybody won't be able to stare at my monitor to see that I was surfing on jay-chou.net. You know... all the avatars and the banners are just too obvious for my co-workers to see that it's not a Microsoft Excel program.

Summer you don't mind me putting this here right? I got this from views and comments about the games.
I think it's so funny, Summer. Obviously how can they think it's Microsoft excel? There is a big difference, or the best thing is not to show the pics (banners and avatar) if you have Opera 7 you could do that. :laughing:

[wenhope]

wow sum ppl in this forum can seriously be stand up comedians, i just luv steiffelephant's post about uhh..."jay's organs"...^_^ :D :D

[hk*star]

hahah lol i should dig up some of the classic posts from the chat room thread hehehe
but a lot of that stuff you had to be there to find it funny, except from all the quotes that cloudy took from FS's numerous random comments in there
and also that priceless moment between gary and lepencil

[OLive_aNN]

Post subject: Re: Feedback to the Mods
lynette_swan wrote:
Jo : no complaints.

sleipnir : saw your "bug" creation. OMG..you're good. as a mod...u're great..but sometimes u're sarcastic...but no big deal
:laughing: :laughing: jo and sleipnir are d same person rite? :laughing: :laughing:

sorry aina... but...this is funny :laughing:
dun get mad at me ok! :) :angel:

[aina]

wakss???
hiks hks i don't know about this......
ohhh sorry Jo..&Sleipnir...

no wonder karen wrote that "sarcartic" isn't like Jo at all....
i got it now.....

AARGGHH STUPID ME....

thx olive_ann
i won't get mad at you....:bleh:

*Jo : will u get mad at me???? *

[xJayChoux]

wakss???
hiks hks i don't know about this......
ohhh sorry Jo..&Sleipnir...

no wonder karen wrote that "sarcartic" isn't like Jo at all....
i got it now.....

AARGGHH STUPID ME....

thx olive_ann
i won't get mad at you....:bleh:

*Jo : will u get mad at me???? *

LOL, don't worry lynette_swan, I don't think he will get mad at you...I was confused too :wacko: ... :blush:

[seth_seth]

Jo sure is strange...

[Chun Li]

We don't call it strange. We say "Unique."

[aDrena]

some of us here like unique :love:

:lolabove:

[Jo]

what is wrong with this world today > <

lynette & swan i won't get mad at you guys for something like that...don't worry ^ ^

[Jess]

Adrena, I like unique!! I like Jo!!! :love:

[xJayChoux]

lynette & swan i won't get mad at you guys for something like that...don't worry ^ ^

Erm...Jo..., I thought that lynette_swan is one person??? :?

[Mike]

lmao, i think he jsut made a typo...

and unique is good...

[jayx8318x]

I thought he did that on purpose in reference to the error lynette_swan made (thinking Jo was 2 different people)

[Mike]

ah.... icic. you knwo like everything that goes on in these boards... it's actually kind of scary.

[jayx8318x]

I posted in that topic where lynette_swan made that mistake. Why wouldn't I know about it? :rolleyes:
Besides, I have 8 other pair of eyes. It's not hard for me to know everything that goes on here.

[Jo]

don't you mean 8 other pairs of eyes and a single eyeball?

i'm sure lepencil has an extra one somewhere on the back of his head...he sees everything O o

[ker_ai_teresa]

i just cracked up laughing after seeing this one from chun li!

background: some noob was causing trouble by posting requests all over the place for jolin DL's. after already locking one of his threads, chuni li replied to another of his requests:

noob: "Please can anyone send me some joiln song to me? please please please send to me"

chunli: "Die"

the guy was getting out of hand and chun li's sterness was so effective, yet funny! good on you chun li!

[jessca]

:laughing: ...you mods are great! Im cracking up...hehe....

[obsession]

hahahhaa i bet my mom thinks im mad now laughing at my comp like this at 2am in the morning. quiet boy's funny! the mozart beethoven things's hilarious. hhahahahha -amused-

[tanjiunwuu]

Funny ppl usually do those funny things,sometimes we wont feel funny for those funny things that they have done cz we know they r oledi funny.

But sometimes does unfunny guys doesn;t do any funny things,but still we feel funny for those funny things which they don't mean it funny,bcz we dont think they are funny.

Just like wat I am doing now,I don't even know am I funny and is wat am I doing now funny?

Laugh if u feel funny,if not,just pretend it is funny.If u still don't understand wat I've said,then good bye....:D

[minwoosarang]

I was slow into reading this topic, and now that I have it's quite amusing what people post. Members around here are crack ups =)

[jayx8318x]

Wanted to resurrect this topic..and I had made mention of an inside joke in my attempted games thread (http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6167) the other day, so I wanted to share it since it's too good to keep to ourselves :angel:

It all started with this little post (sorry ritchie, don't mean to embarass you :angel: )

http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=103119#103119
I like the way that he rape his song.It's so cool.Man the way he rape is real fast and clear.I wish that i can rape a song like he did with his song.He is so incanted.


He made the same mistake 3 times it was just too funny (rape should be rap, if you don't know what rape means, errr...look it up)
And we had a field day in the VIP lounge with this post (sorry if anyone gets offended by this whole thing, at least it was funny at the time)


Oh man I wish I could rape like him too.



ahahahaha....must be real entertaining to rape it like that.



LMAO... Oh no... "the way he rape is real fast and clear".

Whahahakakakakaa :laughing:



Rape it, rape it good!!
This is better than the "I know Jay"



That's it!!! I know why I found Jay so appealing. I'm just drawn to the way he rapes. He can rape so fast, no one can keep up.



I don't think he should rape so fast. He needs to learn to slow it down a bit...wouldn't want him to tire out from all the rape he's been doing.



I know Jay. I like the way he rapes songs.



That's why it's so hard to tell what he's saying when he rapes. Never thought of that.



I wish I can rape with Jay one of these days...



Damn, Jay taught the little kid how to rape pretty well.
And me too, karen. Maybe we can all rape together one day.

I want to watch him rape live.



I saw him rape in The One concert, he can just rape so fast and so good, the whole audience was screaming. Don't you remember?



YEAH!
next time we go see him rape live in concert,
we'll go backstage and ask to rape with him, but he has to rape slow at first, cuz u know we can't rape as fast as him.



Hmm Jay must have a really dexterous tongue to be able to rape like that. The speed at which he shoots out impromptu lyrics out from his head, it's AMAZING!

Don't we all wish to be able to rape as well?



I really wish I could, though, maybe if I ask him nice enough he'll teach me to rape fast like him, and we can rape together whenever we're free, and maybe rape live too.



Jess, do you think if you rape too fast your tongue will fall out?



Well, Jay still has his tongue and he rapes pretty damn fast so I guess I'll have to think about that one. Have you noticed the faster Jay rapes, the sweatier has armpits are?



Hey guys, guess what?! Jo just agreed to teach me and Jess how to rape fast like Jay! He knows a technique that will keep your armpits sweat-free...no matter HOW fast you rape!!



Jo's giving a tutorial on how to rape?? I wana attend too! i wana rape like how he does!!! :excited:



I'll volunteer to be the song for Jay to do his raping thing.



I hope he releases a karaoke cd for it, I wanna "sing along" hehe :shifty:



I believe Jo is very experienced in the way of raping. In fact, he dropped a few


hints. Let's just say I'm very excited to think of how fast Karen and I can rape under the watchful eye of Jo!



Sometimes I can't understand Jay when he rapes though. Why can't he have clearer rapes? Then I know exactly what he's feeling while he's rape-ing. And no one can rape like Jay rapes. Once Jay starts his rape, he's got my full undivided attention.

[shouling]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
jayx8318x: all i have to say is OUCH~!

my tummy hurts from laughing so hard.
that has got to be the absolute FUNNIEST thing i have EVER read.

thanx SOOOOOOOOOOOO much for posting it~! i havent laughed that hard since.........ever.

one day i too wanna rape like Jay~!
*dreams*
LOL~!

[wackycashew]

:lolabove: x 10000000000

thanks for sharing that with us and resurrecting this thread, Karen. i wasn't in VIP yet back then and i had no idea about these posts. :roll: gosh... i couldn't help laughing my head off. Chun Li, i think i see some ab development again. :laughing: and Jo, can you also teach me how to rape? :rolleyes: pretty pls? i wanna learn to rape so badly! and Jess, would you mind filling me in on what i've missed in the rape tutorials so i can catch up? maybe you and Karen can offer me some pointers on how to rape. and i have the equipment back home, so i can practice raping every day on the microphone. oh, let's have a rape date sometime! it'd be like a girls' night out. :bleh:

[shouling]

wacky i just wanna say that i was fine with reading your post. I chuckled to myself, till i read this.
it'd be like a girls' night out. :bleh:
i lost it again.
*pictures a bunch of girls giggling in a circle talking about how to rape well, just like Jay* :laughing:

*falls off chair*
*decides to stay there* :wacko:

[Vant]

Priceless.

This was the highlight of my day ;p (A boring one o.O)

I don't exactly want to rape with jay... I'm a Jolin fan anyways! Mwaha!

[cystaltears]

god that was jus the funniest thing i've ever seen!!! im laughing so hard that im crying...it's jus soooooo funny..thanks for sharing!!!!

[ankh]

:lolabove:

OH MY! The Rape Marathon was damn FUNNY! *strokes aching stomach*
What a lot of fun! Can't we revive the Rape Marathon, or have a Rape Date as what cashew suggested someday? :wink3:

[rachelle03]

LOL...i was laughng all the way thru all the posts...esp the rape post. I guessed it's the 1st time everyone is so happy bout rape. I guessed i dun mind to be the subject of jay's rape then.

[b1tt3r-svv33t]

HAHAHAHAHHA! these r sooo funnie!! lOL! :laughing: i think THIS is the funniest post ever! (obviously !) a collection of the funniest posts = the funniest post.. wahahhaha.. okok sorrrie. a bit hyper at the moment =) loL! had a good laugh ! thnx for sharing! too bad some of the posts dont work no moree :oops:

[JianDan[Ai]]

ROFLMAO ROFLMAO....those PMs at the end...seriously...wonder if they ever heard of common sense ROFL :laughing:

[gr8t_gal]

LMAO!!! Oh jeez! I too, had sore stomach and couldn't control myself from laughing. LOL..... thought i might add 1 here coz' i find it quite amusing (only in how the way Mike and Chun Li talks :angel: )...
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Topic: Does hair dyes give you cancer???
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yea, it does. you start losing all your hair, and you die. that's basically it.
If hair dye gave you cancer, then they wouldn't sell it, or at least everyone would know about it. I doubt it gives you cancer, unless you eat it. Just kidding.

BTW: Have you's guys been to the thread 'What Happens if Jay got Kidnapped?' I can't be bothered pasting all quotes so here's da link (alot of members r really hilarious that i ended up having stomachache again! LOL ^v^)--->
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5917

[macdawn]

Okie, I cannot image how someone can mix up two so different words, but I must admit, you guys must have a field day..... although i did felt a little strange reading that word used so closely with Jay (what can I say? I am real shy gal :blush: ...) But I really laughed out so loudly here....

Man, I need help, got a pain in my side from laughing

-MacDawn

[catseyes]

:D Jay has composed and sung a song about flowers (natural). In this song he praised the daughters of nature (could be girls) and said he admire them. Do you think flowers dance with his song?? :wink2:
I would kidnap Jay, make him act in an award winning film,
force him to manage this website, trade places with him for a day,

THEN I will dance to his songs.

This is my favorite post from Karen, replying to Justin Owell's rather strange thread after he has posted the following:~ :laughing:

http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=136310&highlight=#136310 (Kidnap)
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=136316&highlight=#136316 (Award winning film)
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=136318&highlight=#136318 (Thinking Jay is managing the site)
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=136302&highlight=#136302 (If he's Jay for a day)

In addition, you all can also check out the award winning film thread~ I couldn't help but laugh each time a new post was entered in that thread~

[Viv]

LMAO!! THE RAPE THING! i was reading that thread...and i was like...wtf? do these ppl have spelling problems or wut?...hehe maybe i should've known that it was an inside joke...

[Jerria]

LMAO!! THE RAPE THING! i was reading that thread...and i was like...wtf? do these ppl have spelling problems or wut?...hehe maybe i should've known that it was an inside joke...

hahahaha :laughing: me too.....it was damn funny...i was laughing like crazy :excited: :laughing: ...anyway i need to calm down now...

[lattae]

I had a good laugh... then I felt a wee bit guilty... those poor things... It must feel terrible to be laughed at... then again... perhaps they should be glad... cos reading those silly post really cracked me up big time...
by the way, I really like the way Jay rapes, it's so smooth, and I can really feel the groove when he rapes... and should there be a raping class set up for members, tell me... perhaps I can brush up on my rape skills...

[candi_s]

gosh.. to rape alongside jay.. that's gotta be what everyone dreams of!! i better be good enough for him then! HAHAA

[Melvin]

OMG. ROFLMAO. :excited: :laughing: I think i never ever laughed so hard in my life before. That was damn freaking funny. omg laughed my ding ding off.. LOL

[GoNgZhu]

was just reading through em too.... hell hilarious!!!!!
those people shouldn't feel bad, its a very honourable thing to make others happy and laugh......rite? hehehehe

"rape" was the best, yeh i also i agree jay rapes da besst, wouldn't mind learning myself!!!! you know he does rapes others stuff besides from songs rite?hehehe

[faustine_yap]

This is so hilarious!!!! They should not feel bad or offended as we are also accused as mad people when they see us laughing our heads off in front of the computer screen... :P

I wonder how does Jay rape so well, i really want to learn how to rape like he does.. hehe

[vunsin]

I wonder how does Jay rape so well, i really want to learn how to rape like he does.. hehe

HOLY COW! :crazy: Please tell me you mean RAP, and not RAPE = to have sexual intercourse without consent!

[jayx8318x]

I wonder how does Jay rape so well, i really want to learn how to rape like he does.. hehe

HOLY COW! :crazy: Please tell me you mean RAP, and not RAPE = to have sexual intercourse without consent!

haha
you didn't get the joke (http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=141915#141915) :happy:

[vunsin]

I wonder how does Jay rape so well, i really want to learn how to rape like he does.. hehe

HOLY COW! :crazy: Please tell me you mean RAP, and not RAPE = to have sexual intercourse without consent!

haha
you didn't get the joke (http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=141915#141915) :happy:

Well, I do know where it started, but it just bothers me. I guess it's just me. I'm just wondering nobody clear this up once and for all because I'm sure some people are STILL confusing those two words. I hope those people who use that word knows what it means. Sorry, I'm not being very funny here, probably because I've seen this too many times. :blush:

[sagara0510]

I hope those people who use that word knows what it means

im pretty sure they do
because when u look at the way they are using it in their sentences, eg. 'i think Jay RAPES that song really well' doesn't make sense that way...but if u replace that word with RAP then it makes more sense :wink2:

[vunsin]

Well, some people think that "rape" means "rap" so 'i think Jay RAPES that song really well' wouldn't be strange to them. And there are also people who think a RAPIST raps, instead of a RAPPER! I guess I'm just so sick of people making those mistakes. I'm just wondering why nobody takes the effort to correct them because they're just horrible.

[jayx8318x]

hmm I thought people were doing it on purpose. you know continuing to play along with the joke. i kinda think the people who are posting in this particular thread know the difference between rape and rap. and they're just playing along.

anyways, moving on.

[vunsin]

hmm I thought people were doing it on purpose. you know continuing to play along with the joke. i kinda think the people who are posting in this particular thread know the difference between rape and rap. and they're just playing along.

anyways, moving on.

I'm glad. I guess I just took things too seriously. Sorry. I know it's supposed to be a joke. :wink2: It just bugs me, that's all. I'll let it go...

[HeY_JaYz]

yaH..
he would be so shocked tat he thot his fanZ thot he rapes....
but i you posted tt its a joke...
so can sigh in relieve...
Chun Li's sarcastism rockzZ * + ~ + *

[steiffelephant]

yea... jay would be like :blush: and hide behind one of his hats or like wtf?! my fans are such weird sick-minded people!

haha... but Justin Owell... don't take this too seriously

[Melvin]

Lol it was just a joke... and it all started from this post

http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=103119#103119

I like the way that he rape his song.It's so cool.Man the way he rape is real fast and clear.I wish that i can rape a song like he did with his song.He is so incanted.

And then people just started to play along...
So don't get too serious it was just a funny joke.. :)

[Angels on clouds]

GAWD...those are funny!!
i crack up everytime i hear the taiwanese pronounce 'rap' (esp Nono). he goes "i raped in this song!" (everything in chinese, except tt "rape").
so ridiculous....

[Mike]

i like to rape with my friends. we find pleasure in raping.

I can't believe you took it so serious, not literally, but so serious.

[shouling]

i guess some people cant handle the way Jay rapes.
Mikey you rape with your fenz? too bad my frenz arent into raping.
i personally love to rape.
i do it on several ocasions.
i still want Jo to teach me how to rape better......like Jay~!

[Squall]

Why don't we watch jay rape and maybe we can learn to rape as good as him.
i love raping In my room(HAHA).
Wonder what will his female fans think when Jay started Raping in his next concert
:D:D:D:D

[Angels on clouds]

Wonder what will his female fans think when Jay started Raping in his next concert

they'll start raping with him. :roll:

[shouling]

Wonder what will his female fans think when Jay started Raping in his next concert

they'll start raping with him. :roll:

it will be a mass raping~! :laughing:
with even more joining in.

[Mike]

i love raping with Jay. He's so strong at raping. he puts feeling and emotion into his rapes. it's crazy.

[w4t3r_lily]

Well i can't do the rapping stuff but i'm sure jay will help me out with this rapping songs..

[strawberri]

:laughing: ....some of these are so funny...
but you do admit you have to feel sorry for the person who made the "rape" mistake... they'll be so embarrassed...!!~

[vunsin]

No offense, xian186, I'm sure it's just a typo. I don't think anybody else noticed...

And, if I know my child was deformed during pregnancy, I WILL DEFINATELY NOT going to give bath to this child.

It's from the Abortion Rights thread: http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6791

[lattae]

I just happen to read an old thread the other day
Personal discussion about Jay & sex in general *enter at your own risk*
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2098

I found the entire thread hilarious...

these are some of the best...
It's interesting how the girls 16 and below like to think of Jay as a virgin, but the older girls think he's not

I dunno, a speaker came to my school to talk about abstinance and he really got the message across to me so when I look for a future husband (not saying Jay!) I'd like one that would be a virgin. I guess that's why I hope Jay is one.

Oh gosh that just sounds like I'm trying to say Jay is my future husband, which I am not!! >_< lol


and this is classic...
Mike wrote:
lol... ok, let's change the subject. Anyone here have had sex?

and in reply to that...

sawmui13 wrote:
yes lets change the subject. but lets not go there either

gee... I was really cracked up reading those... erm.... perhaps those who can handle some "rated" fun... you can go read

[gr8t_gal]

LOL!!! Wow! How come i didn't see that thread?! *burst out laughing* :D that's hilarious! :)
Fav line:--> Yes, let's change the subject but let's not go there either... LOL! :)

[jayx8318x]

Just thought I'd revive this for everyone's amusement, again from our VIP lounge, a few posts we found funny. And again, please don't be offended, we're not laughing at you, but at your funny post.


http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=122842#122842
:happy: Thanks for the translation.

:blush: :blush: Jay is such an ordinary superstar. :blush: :blush:

But it is still very strange why Jay doesn't like wearing pants?? :excited: How often is that??

hahaha I think she means underwear, as much as we'd enjoy Jay pantsless, it's underwear that he doesn't like.
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http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=139160#139160

Listening to cds( Jay) morning and night, Going out with fiends, Eating diinner wif family, Surfing internet esp jay-chou.net...

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http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=142369#142369

we might as well dicuss the meaning. we analyze everything about him from his eyes to his clothing (caps)...the next topic will probably be the type of toliet paper he uses (btw: i say Charmin.. if they have that brand)

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OK this came from the Ke Ai Nu Ren tag board, someone left a message in French:

re dsle je ne parle po anglais mais je tien a vous dire ke j'aime bien jay chou et pis il est mignon aussi lol


lepencil then ran it thru Babelfish's translator to English:

Re dsle I do not speak English Po but I tien has to say ke to you I like jay cabbage and worse it is nice also lol


!! serious that's what it said! Try it yourself! :laughing:
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vash who's a guy, has this to say about Jay:

and he is kinda sexy....in a non-sexual kind of way...if you know what i mean

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We all lmao'ed when we saw this new member:
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=12709

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In some post, Jo writes:
ROFLMAOSHTID to a comment,

We all wonder what that means, and cici guesses:

Rolling On Floor Laughing Ass Off Squirting Hot Turds Into Door

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http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=121015#121015

dunno..but i thought taiwanese originated from china too..dun almost every chinese person come from china..or at least their ancestors do..

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Well like some people said, i wanna be like jay kinda. I wanna be able to speak fluent chinese, well cuz i can't right now, i wanna have hair like him, working on it!!!!!, and have his music talent. Plus....... his great looks, i mean, if i was gay i would get lost in his eyes easily.

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From a thread that had a lot of Jay kissing pics:

Hey! Great job! Hmmm, Jay just loves kissing fingers a lot, eh? Does it have to do with the fact that he enjoys KFC???

You know? Fingers lickin' good ??? Hhahhahaha!

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http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=112181#112181

Probably the most painful thing for me was
either getting a phone thrown at my forehead, or running a 3 mile race while needing to goto the bathroom. Or just running into a pole, not sure. But the heart broken stuff hurts alot too....

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From our member's intro thread:

Name (real name or what you want to be called): OnE dRagOnx? (Yi Long)
Location (currently): Singapore
Originally from: motHer'S womB?


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http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=110750#110750

Haven't u guys found out that Jay has suddenly became so open for some reason??
Like now, in all of his MV's he's kissing and doing close douching scences.....



I guess the "not so fresh" feeling bothers him too.



oh god, please, no douching scenes for Jay!!
*tries to erase image of Jay with weird bottle in hand from mind*

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http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=136481#136481

haha oh my gourd

[shouling]

OMG~! ROTFLMAOSHTID~!

i never saw that *ahem* "douching" discussion~! LOL~! Chun Li never ceses to amuse me~! "not so fresh feeling" LOL~!

and then aDriana's comment~! LOL~! i am in pain from laughing~! OMGourd~!

[rosiean86]

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http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=142369#142369

we might as well dicuss the meaning. we analyze everything about him from his eyes to his clothing (caps)...the next topic will probably be the type of toliet paper he uses (btw: i say Charmin.. if they have that brand)

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OK this came from the Ke Ai Nu Ren tag board, someone left a message in French:

re dsle je ne parle po anglais mais je tien a vous dire ke j'aime bien jay chou et pis il est mignon aussi lol


lepencil then ran it thru Babelfish's translator to English:

Re dsle I do not speak English Po but I tien has to say ke to you I like jay cabbage and worse it is nice also lol


!! serious that's what it said! Try it yourself! :laughing:
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vash who's a guy, has this to say about Jay:

and he is kinda sexy....in a non-sexual kind of way...if you know what i mean

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We all lmao'ed when we saw this new member:
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=12709

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In some post, Jo writes:
ROFLMAOSHTID to a comment,

We all wonder what that means, and cici guesses:

Rolling On Floor Laughing Ass Off Squirting Hot Turds Into Door

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From our member's intro thread:

Name (real name or what you want to be called): OnE dRagOnx? (Yi Long)
Location (currently): Singapore
Originally from: motHer'S womB?


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http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=110750#110750

Haven't u guys found out that Jay has suddenly became so open for some reason??
Like now, in all of his MV's he's kissing and doing close douching scences.....



I guess the "not so fresh" feeling bothers him too.



oh god, please, no douching scenes for Jay!!
*tries to erase image of Jay with weird bottle in hand from mind*

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http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=136481#136481

haha oh my gourd


:lolabove: These were the best! Hmm..are you sure about that oy? Would they even have Charmin' in Asia? :? Vashdestampede...sexy in a non-sexual kinda way, huh? riiiggghhtt...Cici's translation of that phrase was so random and hilarious! And how many people would've thought to put mother's womb as the place that they're originally from? :laughing: And yes yes, of course we can't forget about Jay douching! Glad that I found out about that little tidbit lol! Oh, and fungi, what about your gourd? :wink2:

[adnam8]

ive never seen this thread before.. glad its been revived :laughing: . sarcasm is such a useful tool!

i gotta admit, im glad im not in any of those posts!

[hellokitty]

Haha!!! These are really cracking me up! Chun Li is so hilarious!!! Umm...who's FS? Anywayz, Quiet Boy is sooo funny!!!haha Is he 16? I thought he was 18! :oops:

[coolieteen]

They're HILARIOUS!!! :-) :D
I just had to crack up laughing at Summerz one when she posted :: :?
Originally Posted by Chun Li
72 ways of losing more weight so you can look like a stick ? :D
And Karen's annoymous ones!! lol... :rolleyes: This is a good place to come when you're upset coz you will definetely have a laugh!! :bleh:

[akane_chou]

erm... i still dont see whats so funny about my profile... initially, i was a little confused... but is it my talking to my jay posters? :rolleyes:

can i join the raping party, mods? please?

[simple_love]

oh wow! This is definitely a GOOD THREAD! Thanks for sharing all those
funi and clever comments..I had no idea some ppl on here were so
humorous and funi! Reading these really crack me up...espeically most of
them are about jolin and wanting to marry jay..hahaa the one about
jolin being "teenage guy killer"..oh man..that's harsh but FUNI! hahaa

[snowflake]

Yo, these posts are really funny :-) .. I was laughing my head off and if it were possible my head would have drop off :excited: . Oops, I’m talking rubbish now :whistle: . Must be affected by the humorous posts I just read. :bleh:

Hmm.. I was browsing Jay.net when I came around this post:

Cheyanne
How about being his toothbrush? The closest you get to his mouth. Plus, you get to feel his teeth every morning and night. And, you give him the clean breath to kiss Patty... wait, that's the job of the toothpaste.... but then again, toothpaste get spit out and flushed down the drain pipes. Hmm...

Erm.. no offence meant to the person who posted it. Actually, I thought it is cool to be "nominated" :rolleyes: . But my posts are so boring :? .. Sigh..
Ok I'm setting a goal: Get myself nominated in this thread before it get closed!! :whistle:

I think the thread that will have the most funny post will be in Jay's general discussion :whistle:

[klarence]

LOL I like the post that babyxv made about the teenage boy killer. hahahaha. the one about jolin fans eating Jay or something is funny too. :D

[akane_chou]

...Um....Actually i did make some prank calls before..
There is one time when my fren was staying overnight at my hse..It was around three in the morning..AS we were totally bored...We called up a a gal hse..And his dad picks...Then we go "Omg!.."Then he ask what the hell do we wan...Then my fren jus answered him with a stupid indian slang.."I am kaltupat from india...UR daughter kick my dog.. I am going to call the police..Gandhi is my papa..." :laughing:


this one i found particularly funny. especially since Gandhi is dead many many years back. the son of Gandhi would be old by now.

[fungi]

i love this. lol.

jay long time never cum singapore... his concert dvd/vcd release also never cume. since initial D so big, will jay cum?

hmmm i don't know if singapore is attractive enough to make jay cum. but i don't know if he would still want to cum if he knew you wanted him to cum. i sure would like to see him come, but i definitely would not like to see him cum!! :crazy:

Jay is only one man, I don't think he can cum all over Singapore.

And please spell out c-o-m-e in the future. While you're at it take a look at the definition of the word (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum&r=f) you keep using...and stop using it, unless you're speaking Latin, which I doubt you are.

But I really do want Jay to cum in Singapore as well. Can anyone make Jay cum cos I really want to see him. It's been a while. :cry:

karen's dictionary website is awesome!! :lolabove:

[Riyo]

omg these were so great!
more more more lol

even tho i think it's kinda mean to bash jolie so much since she is a human and all but the best ones i saw were the teenage boy killer and the 72 way to lose weight so u can look like a stick
how DID she get that thin :D

but the best was the whole choo min's relatvie getting married to jay's relative and the response
hahahahahaha *dies from laughter*

[princessKitty]

they are funny!i like the last one. duh?!?is like somebody coming to this site and asking.
'um..who is jay chou?'

[countess]

oh man..i haven't had this much fun in ages!! this is such a great thread...btw i really love the "Jay catching on fire by an unsnubbed cigarette"...its such a classic...

[sean-eka]

lols. i think im in one of those. i hate iT. gahhs.

neways. edited it, it made me feel so embarrased.. ><

* mine's in karen's thread. i think.

-ediT- it was not mine. gahhs. luckily.. =)

the raping thing made me fall off the chair.

*rushes back to laugh off again! *

[mish]

i love this thread!!! ^_^ LMAO! that rape thing was the best and the toilet paper one too... OMG!... do update this thread!!! :D

[ch3wy]

haha! this thread is fun! so many things too read about! fun!!!!!

[cookielmy]

Haha.. This is a nice thread. Chun Li posted so many funny posts! Are there any new funniest post?

[vanillae123]

hahaha. dis thread is damn funny!!! post some more!!!

[sleepin'tom]

The rape thing was the funniest of all. LMFAO :roll:

[Jevi]

The rape part was disturbing. The comment on his "The One" concert.

AKA


Originally Posted by Jess
I saw him rape in The One concert, he can just rape so fast and so good, the whole audience was screaming. Don't you remember?


^^^^That was....well... *starts thinking of 40k tentacles popping out of nowhere* xDDD

[babyxv]

HAHHAHAHHA i just spent the last minute browsing through the past four pages and i CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. my abs are getting a workout.

I LOOOOOVE SEXUAL INNUENDOS
*sigh* i admire jay so much. i wish i knew how to rape.

and all that cum talk made my stomach hurt from laughter.

i love you funny people.

[x_La_paix_De_Lame_x]

I LOOOOOVE SEXUAL INNUENDOS
*sigh* i admire jay so much. i wish i knew how to rape.

and all that cum talk made my stomach hurt from laughter.

i love you funny people.


:rolleyes: lol...this page is funny...like when I read ur post...I thought u were callin' Jay a rapist...haha...just my humor...lol. didn't know what u were talkin' about until I read all of posts...haha.. :angel: lol

Jay running from racist...I believe...but Jay being one...

Don't think so...

[deejay0103]

Haha :laughing: I love this thread more and more. It's so funny! :roll:

[xinnocence4lifex]

ahahahs.. these are greatt.. lol.. i hope i dun start cracking up in the middle of classes.. lol

[Cai_Niao]

In Response to "What do u prefer sword or knife?"

knife.

because then i can use it to cut my food. u dont use a frikking sword to apply butter lol.


okay,.


choose between the songs:
shi jie mo ri OR wo niu

[jayluva1]

lol this thread is mad funny... hmmm... i'll come back later... maybe it'll be interesting....

[13abygirl]

omq lol i cant stop laughing... you guys kill me. is there any more? ^-^

[ask4more_jay]

OMG this thread is hiliariously duper funnee!! hahaha. i'll read the rest another time =)

[zhoudaoyan]

cai_niao : haha cheers!!

lol guys im cracking up. love these posts. lol nothing beats rape-ing.

[Jo]

mhm the evil reputation jess has tarnished me with lingers
till today...i don't rape, people...i really don't ='[
not anymore, anyway.

[Cai_Niao]

i wonder what goes on in that VIP lounge... i can imagine it now... the big suits of JCNET going "LMAO look at Cai_niao that n00b!! man is he stupid" one day i'll find out :bleh:

[ColaPoP]

*bump*

This thread still manages to crack me up. This one in particular...

In some post, Jo writes:
ROFLMAOSHTID to a comment,
We all wonder what that means, and cici guesses:
Rolling On Floor Laughing Ass Off Squirting Hot Turds Into Door

[jayx8318x]

Haha cola! Thanks for reviving this thread, it's been so long but we should keep adding to it. I'm sure there have been plenty of stuff said that would make it to this list. Unfortunately no one keeps track >.<


For those wondering, it means Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off So Hard Till I Die

[aznjayhunter]

Pei: :lolabove: ahahahahaaa i spit all over my computer screen when i read that post. :oops: goes to wipe it off. ahaha. so funny.

[Sweet Neko]

This thread tends to crack me up.

http://jay-chou.net/forums/showthread.php?t=18546

It's a wonder on how much different stuff people may want to take away from Jay. If we all did that then we might as well be more famous then him :happy:

(I liked Mika's post :brows:)

[Ice]

I didn't know such posts existed! Some are really hilarious! haha...

[cinnimon~]

*screams*why is my name here?:glug:

Anyway, here to add on to the list.
What cigarettes do you guys smoke? (http://jay-chou.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1501&page=2)

I smoke hams
Short and sweet

[YiRanQiLiXiang]

i smoke salmon
it's very good i recommend everyone to try it! :wink2:

Weird.

i smoke rocks does that count? :D

How do u smoke a rock?!
These pose are lame yet funny lol :D

[5uon]

haha very funny but now i wonder if i say dumb things like this and not know it :? ....

[gr8t_gal]

LOL!!! After 3-4years and i still find this thread hiliarious! Still cracks me up everytime i read em'. I remember one of the moderators-Chun Li- always good with witty replies.:-)

[kwonsang26]

Aiyo...I also wanna learn how to rape fast & clear like Jay.I'm going to youtube & typing in the search bar "Jay Chou Raping Live".I wonder what results would cum up.Anyhow,I would also like to quote some of my fave comments that made me smile.These comments were made when judes won the member of the month award.

aww thanks karen.
that was a nice surprise to wake up to in the new year.

That's not gonna cut it judes. Speech, or I'm taking the award away!

*falls over*

um...i thank the members of the great continent of the JCNET states, hereby saluting our dictator, karen, to pledge my alliance to the country, to defend and protect and give my life if required.

i mean yeah, thanks everyone.
i want to thank my mom and god and the flying spaghetti monster.
and to all the lovely people i've met on here.
and to my hilarious family the LQPs voteforattentionxreadercough.
and to the mods for putting up with my constant dramafest in my forums.

*hiccups*
someone get me another drink.

[jocsim]

I also wanna learn how to rape fast

Er...Xiao,i think your 'rape' is suppose to be 'rap' not that 'rape' >.<'''.Get me??Gosh....your words got me misunderstood!!I nearly got heart attack what you've said.But then when i finished your sentences,i understood what've said.

[kwonsang26]

LMAFO!!! My dear jocsim, I guess you didn't read the beginning of this thread to understand the joke behind what I've said in my previous post.

However,didn't mean to almost give you a heart attack.If you were to have a heart attack,then who would help me rape with Jay Chou.:bleh: