If you were "this" close to Jay's pants...

[jeansco_84]

if you were standing below stage right in front of Jay, and u were an arm's reach from his legs, what would you do?

haha, i'd probably try to touch his leg, or at least his pants! haha...sounds crazy, but were talking about "Jay pants" here! should be a trademark or something for that!

man, this situation DID happen to me at the van concert, i was like half a meter away from his legs..but i was so mesmerized by his singing and just standing in front of him!

[cystaltears]

datz pretty gross.....................but~ i like it~ i would probbaly grab his ass..jkingz~

[jayx8318x]

I would be AFRAID to touch him, like I might accidently make him stumble and fall, then I'll be known as "that stupid girl that made Jay fall" and everyone will hate me and throw glowsticks at me.

[lepencil]

I'd grab him, right THERE . :twisted:

















Yes, I'll lift up the legs of his pants and see how much leg hair he has. :D

What did you think I meant? :whistle:

~lepencil

[fantasiekisz]

haha what an "interesting topic"! hmm i'd probably grab his pants to get his attention lol..

[steiffelephant]

I would be AFRAID to touch him, like I might accidently make him stumble and fall, then I'll be known as "that stupid girl that made Jay fall" and everyone will hate me and throw glowsticks at me.

but hey, if that really did happen, then jay would actually REMEMBER you. now wouldn't that be cool?

[blue_ice]

I would be AFRAID to touch him, like I might accidently make him stumble and fall, then I'll be known as "that stupid girl that made Jay fall" and everyone will hate me and throw glowsticks at me.

but hey, if that really did happen, then jay would actually REMEMBER you. now wouldn't that be cool?

i guess that jay will remember as the one who let him made an embarassment of himself...den i doubt it will be cool at all.. :twisted:

[finenergy]

ahaha....I would try to pull down his pants !!!!......NOT!
ahhaha....i think i wld just stand there grinning to myself.....

[Miss_gun]

ahaha....I would try to pull down his pants !!!!......NOT!
ahhaha....i think i wld just stand there grinning to myself.....OMg...So violent... :? :unsure:
That's crazy!!! I can't do that!!
May be I would just stand right there looking and gazing at Jay singing..
That's wonderful... :love: :love:

[Jess]

Well, I would do what everyone else would do!! I'd pull out my camera and (he's so close..) take a picture of his.......















face, of course. How could I pass up on that opportunity?!? :)

Actually.. I have no idea what I would do. I would want to touch him and stuff (no, not in that way, although that would be nice to...) but I personally think if I were to perform somewhere and if I had "fans" (which will never happen but I'm just making my point here), then if they groped my legs and threw glowsticks at me, I would be just a little intimidated ^^

But anyway.. I would just stand there and look at him sing... either that or write him a note and put it into this shoe! Or.. pluck out one of his leg hairs.. or scratch his kneecaps.. or.... THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!!

I wish I could be that close to him. I doubt I'll ever be able to go to one of his concerts unless I go all the way over to China/Hong Kong or to Las Vegas. And I doubt my parents would let me go to Las Vegas. But I can wish... :love:

[Chun Li]

I would totally jump on stage and pinch him in the butt!!!!

[Jess]

I would totally jump on stage and pinch him in the butt!!!!

Hahaha, wow.. that's very.. DEEP...!! I would like to that too, though. Good idea.

[kewlpiggy88]

i think i would just stare at him with big eyes trying to capture as much of him as possible and try to ingrain it in my head as one big beautiful memory. SIGH, i miss that vegas concert.

for those who have not yet gone to his concert:
u think u're a big jay fan now? wait til after his concert. WOW. big change

[sickdoode]

:unsure: hahah ummm.... i think i would jack his shoe

[roundbunny]

i'd definitely touch it.... feel what his leg feelsyou know? hehee
if i was that close to him i would be in shock...

[- j a y r o x -]

i will pull his pants slightly to hint him that i wanna shake his hand...haha...but then again...if i were this close to him...i'll be too shock to do anything.... :hugz:

[steiffelephant]

write him a note and put it into this shoe!

yea, i like that one, that's a good idea

blue_ice, that wasn't exactly what i meant. i meant having him remember you even though you made a fool of him and yourself would be good cuz you would stand out and you wouldn't be part of that mob anymore. ok, nevermind, i don't know what i'm saying

[cloUdsuRFer]

tug the end of his pants to get his attention........



NOT to pull them down of course.... :shifty: lol

[vivien17]

i used to tell myself, if i get close enuf to jay, ill def grab his ass... i mean, u're not gonna get the chance twice right? but then when i really got close to him, all i could do was smile sheepishly to myself and stare at him and try to remember every detail in my mind, so i can put the scene on mental replay..

[aDrena]

i'll pull down his pants and make passionate love to him :squint: jkjk

i dont think i'll ever get that close, so i'd rather not spend the time pondering over the impossible :sob:

[xoxo]

of course im gonna touch him. anywhere. :twisted: but i'll probably be too nervous i'd just untie his shoe.

[ene]

How about tying his right and left shoelaces together ? :p

[nunchakus]

How about tying his right and left shoelaces together ? :p

LOL...No way!

But then again, he might go away thinking..."wow, such a cute girl, actually tried to tie my shoelaces together"..

hehe :)

The sticking note in shoe idea is good...
or maybe I'll just grab a Post-It note, scribble something on it and stick it to his pants.

:)

[NiknJay]

hahah by the time u're done with the post-it note he may be on the other hand of the stage already! :bang:

adrena's suggestion of making passionate love to him....WOW...explosive...but :grit: :dun touch jay!!! hahaa juz kiddin

how about snipping off part of his pants and keeping it as a momento?? but again...i can't imagine him singing on stage with a corner of his pants being snipped off n there's this hole on it.. :D

[xiaoli]

haha, snipping off part of his pants! that's a good one.. i'd like the momento.. but then everyone would know you as the weird freak that ruined jay's clothes. :D

tug the end of his pants to get his attention........



NOT to pull them down of course.... :shifty: lol

of course not.. but how can we help it if his pants accidentally fall down? :whistle:
haha.. nah that would just be way too embarassing for jay.. especially since he likes to go commando.

[Taya168]

Haha...of course I'd like to touch his pants... :D
But I bet if I actually saw him..I'd be so amazed/nervous I'd just stand there staring at him.^^;;;

[GaryDAI]

I'll grab his leg and curl up and not let go :D

hehe jkjk I'm not that crazy :p

[cici bebe]

I would be AFRAID to touch him, like I might accidently make him stumble and fall, then I'll be known as "that stupid girl that made Jay fall" and everyone will hate me and throw glowsticks at me.
:D :D That just sounded pretty funny..


I wonder if they would kick people out of the concert if they jumped on the stage :twisted:

[xaznboix16x]

i don't dink ne guy singers wuld want to be touched during singing. dat culd realli startle a shy person. nd jay is shy. on a gameshow(forgot name) he was singing a song, nd a girl grabbed his hand, he stopped, and forgot the lyrics right then. he has to be realli shy round girls to do dat. plus....i don't dink ne1 wants to embarass jay at his own concert. but stilll.....nice ideas....lol

[shouling]

Taya168
Im in total ageement with you. I would be so stunned that you could call me coma toast.

if given the chance id at least try to gain trust.(and cnfidence. Im shy too) then hug him. really close.

PANTS! TOUCHING! would be an under statement.

[babyxv]

boy i'd touch anything i can get my hands on if i stood that close to his legs. if i could, i'd totally slap his butt when his back is to me. but if i really had the opportunity, i'd be too shocked to. i want to be remembered by him, even in a bad way :)

[LiLxAmMiE]

i would just touch his pants, i wouldn't want to pull his pants down or trip him by pulling his legs. :D

[Bunny]

What I would WANT to do if his leg ever came within an arm's legnth, would be to scream, reach up and grab his leg, and continue screaming... Lol... I can just imagine Him singing 'shuan jie gun' and trying to loosen this crazy chick's death grip at the same time... :roll: Heehee

But what I would probably do is tap his shoe to get his attention, and when he looks down, grin and wave.
Not exactly what I WANT to do, but I can't have J possibly remembering me as sum phsyco groupie!

[-dream-]

lol, i'd probably be a bit afraid too, i wouldn't know if Jay will find me weird or something...or maybe he'll think i'm perverted...hehe...i would either poke him, and run home screaming that i touched Jay... :twisted: yah..touched... jk, or i would probably rip out the leg of his pants and go home to put it in a frame, or put it under my pillow. :)

[Jam]

I will use a handcuff and cuff his ankle... den he will come and find me for the keys to uncuff him... hahahha :D :D does that sounds scary?

[jim]

i will take a close shot of him. hee hee. taking photo lar...

[NiknJay]

I will use a handcuff and cuff his ankle... den he will come and find me for the keys to uncuff him... hahahha :D :D does that sounds scary?

now that's what i call discreet but CUNNING!!! but den why don't u cuff yourself together with him then try to convince him that you don't remember leaving your keys somewhere??? hahaha datz the ultimate man :victory: ...he's gonna remember u forever as the psycho who tried to be with him forever~

[ninjabeast]

Hey to all:

Dun mean to sound stupid here. If i were tt close to Jay, i would probably grab his leg n pull myself on stage n sing along w him. Haha. Tink tt would be cool. May impress him too.

On second thoughts, i will not last long on stage. Pretty sure tt the security guys will be after me.

Ninjabeast

[JayZJL_18]

I'll probably perform a RAP with JAY!! And a sparring session of Long Quan with him is cool too!~

[azndreamer88]

this is a crazed topic haha, but i'de prob jump up and down like a maniac to try to get his attention and touch his pants but he would prob think im weird and go sing in a different direction :p

[Jam]

I will use a handcuff and cuff his ankle... den he will come and find me for the keys to uncuff him... hahahha :D :D does that sounds scary?

now that's what i call discreet but CUNNING!!! but den why don't u cuff yourself together with him then try to convince him that you don't remember leaving your keys somewhere??? hahaha datz the ultimate man :victory: ...he's gonna remember u forever as the psycho who tried to be with him forever~

haha.. why i never thought of that? but i dont wish to be with him... perharps thru this experience, i can be his best friend like xiao zhu and gen hong they all.... coz Jay might not like short hair gers.. (that's me) :rock:

[Sparkling_Jade]

i would pull he´s pants down too see if he really goes commando.LOL

hmmm that handcuff thing is actually pretty cool, maybe next time we have a chance, we should test it and see how it works :roll:

[ZizZi]

hahahah.. handcuffs.. more life feetcuffs. but oí yeaah that wld be funny! jay wld probably think u were sum lunatic, and get u in jail :p but at least u've cuffed him! that's enuf.
lol.. and then i will come the resque.. and bring him out of his handcuffs n he'll loff me 4-ever :D
gosh, daydreaming again.
but i've never really thought about jay's pants. hmm. (now we're goin into my dirty little mind) do u think he's well equipped..? *teehee* :angel:

[munchi_75]

id grab onto his leg and pull him into the audience!! :D

[yukiko]

actually..i'll be afraid to do this..but just imagine what i gotta do
i'll bring a bottle of paint. n when he's in front of me..i'll get my hand full oh paint n touch him(His shirt). so he'll get a sign from me.
but i don't think i'll get that opportunity. hiks....

[sUm^MeR]

I'll grab his leg, hug it real tight and scream ,"I got you, I got you!" **sounds stupid** :oops:
Oh well, I think I just touch his pants and tug it repeatedly hoping he would look at me. :)

[*Jayso~]

yeh...ill definitely try and touch his legs.....probably wont violently pull his pants.....cos he doesnt wear undies!!! :crazy:

[rojak]

yeh...ill definitely try and touch his legs.....probably wont violently pull his pants.....cos he doesnt wear undies!!!

R u sure ???? :excited: :excited:

[Emjay]

I won't be tuggin at his leg or sumthing and make him trip or sumthing, perhaps jus touch his shoe or pants, so i can say that 'i touched jay!'

[t0kg0nG]

haha... if i were u, i wouldn even tink of touching him... if u had pulled his pants or wad, d other fans might jux flood u wif deir spit man... dey will b damned jealous man...

[linny]

Oh man, oh man. Reading everyone's responses is so funny. I was laughing out so loud just a moment ago. :D

So! The plan of action:
Slip a note in his shoe. Better yet? Put the note in a small small box that has a key chain attached and attach it to his shoelace. (That way, the note will definately not slip off). Of course, the note will contain my number, address, cell phone number, multiple e-mails, etc. Oh, and a thank you for making such phenominal music.

Then, tug on his pants lightly to make sure I get his attention. He doesn't notice me? Tug a little harder. :twisted: When I do get his attention, I wave to say hello and try to touch his hand and/or get a hug.

That is a little hard and far off to do, but the ultimate dream is to get the chance to grab his ass. Who knows? He might even get a kick out of it and forever think of me as the "crazy American girl" who had the guts to even try touching him in that area.

Of course, this is all before the security guards come and wheel my sorry butt out of there. :D

[babyxv]

oooo yeah! i wanna slap his ass xD chances are though, he won't call/email/mail you if you leave ALL that info.. he'll think you're a desperate girl who wants a famous boyfriend or something. what would it take for him to WANT TO contact you.. hrm

[linny]

Some food? After all, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... ^^;

Okay, so revision: Leave an e-mail and a home address. In the note, leave a cute, quirky, fantastic little something that would want to make him contact me. So, what should the note say?

[BiG^rOn]

hm...... if i were to be that close to jay at his concert, i guess i'll do the most logical thing. Wave my hands and signal him for a hand shake.

Maybe cause i'm a guy... =x

[xiaoli]

hrm.. maybe write some REALLY beautiful lyrics that will inspire him to compose a tune for! =)
Attaching the keychain to his shoelace will be quite a task though.

It probably wouldn't be that strange to grab his ass though, right? >=D I mean, every girl will probably be trying to get a piece of him.

[Jess]

I know!!!! I know!!!! ::bounces up and down like a HOT AIR BALLOON:: Put in a picture of him and then he'll grab it and say... "WOAH. WHO IS THAT GOOD LOOKING MAN!!!" (SUBCONSCIOUSLY NOT KNOWING IT'S HIMSELF!!!) and then in his attempt to find out who that good looking man is, he will go on a search for the giver of the note!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Or maybe not. If that doesn't work, then you can always write him a poem.. or beautiful lyrics... or include a small picture of the shrine for him inside of your closet.... although that might scare him away. OH!! OH!!! You can GIVE HIM A PICTURE OF KEANU REEVES!!!! Keanu reeves is so hot!!!!!!!! AHHH!!! I can't wait until matrix reloaded!!!!! AHHHH!!!! I'm extremely excited right now because I just finished watching the Matrix for the fourth time on CHANNEL 11!!!!!!!!!

OR>... you could leap onto the stage, grab his ass, tackle him to the ground and GIVE HIM A KISS FROM ME, put your note into his right hand pocket, and run off backstage like a wild woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

...

::deep breaths::

[coldmetaljay]

Wow all those fantastic thoughts out there!!!!

Well i guess I will pull out some of Jay's legs hairs and frame them up :twisted:

Erm sorry for hurting Jay but i really need some parts of him to quench my thirst for Jay :whistle:

[linny]

Dang Jess... You must REALLY want to see Matrix Reloaded. o_O;;

Well!

I guess if I were to write something spectacular, it would have to either be some nifty lyrics or some question that would peak his interest. >.<

Don't worry about the note in the little box. I'll make quick work with it if I ever get the chance. :)

[~sugarcookie~]

LOL! all the responses have been so funny! i would want to do something drastic, but i'll probably freeze when the time comes because i'll be so mesmerized by both his music and his presence. and besides, i won't want to give him a bad impression of his canadian fans.

[evenstar_sc]

In another reality which is not entirely real :p :roll: , I'd actualy tug at his pants HARD just to see if he actually went commando or grab a hold off his legs and make him drag me across the stage like a rabid pitbull or untie his shoelaces and tie them to mine or just keep his shoelaces and frame em' up or or or....er... *sigh*
that is SO not gonna happen in real life, I'd probably stand there like mannequin while he serenades the girl next to me. And take pictures of him with his head lopped off....if u know what I mean. :whistle:

Cool thread idea...VERY deceiving title... :devil:

[cici bebe]

I'm sure that if someone pulled off Jay's pants and found out that he WAS going commando that day then it'd scar him from stagelife forever.. Wouldn't that be embarrassing to read on headlines? Even worse.. a picture. >_< Though it would sure answer some lingering questions around here about his.. erhm.


I say slip a tracking device into his shoe. That brings a whole new perspective of freaky and stalkerish into the picture. Or maybe, since he takes off his shoes, inject one into his belly button like they did in the Matrix.

:twisted:

[linny]

If someone actually DID pull Jay's pants right off and he was going commando (I just figured out what that meant right now. I'm such a ditz.), I'll bet a lot of fangirls go home happy.

Nevermind the press and the poor boy's impending fright of performing live ever again, it'd still make quite a few people happy. Not to mention, it really would anwer quite a few questions (?) about ...Jay.

No, I'm not really that crude or insensitive. It's just not safe mentioning the phrase "pull Jay's pants off" and "going commando" in the same sentence. God, think of all the swoons this topic alone caused.

XD

[-dream-]

lol, pulling off his pants, dirty as it is.....i surely wouldn't mind seeing him more 'upclose' and in person.... :twisted:

and he'll probably decide to wear underwear from then on, a new kind of phobia...scared of pants-falling.... :D

but we shouldn't be so selfish....he'd be so embarassed he'll probably hide in his house for days or weeks....

P.S:....i would kill myself, if it happened and i didn't bring a camera with me... :p

[AsianHotgirl]

I would practically die if I were that close! I mean, hell ya I would love to pull down his pants and see his stuff :drool: but it would be embarassing for him and I wouldn't want to do that to him! I also like that going on stage and singing along, that's cool, cause you just might impress him! I always dreamed about going to a Linkin Park concert and going on stage and singing their songs! But back to Jay, knowing myself, I'd either start crying or freeze, I would never have the guts to pull his pants down, maybe grab him, I'd just have to be in the position to see what I would do!

btw babygirl...who's that guy in your sig, he's hella cute!!!

and Fallen_angel, do they really keep you backstage 'till you feel better? That creates a perfect plan!

[illusionanqel]

i think some people would have a lot less questions for Jay ;] i think i'd just look up and grin. i would probably faint first though....

[ankh]

haha u guys r mad! for me, i'll grab one of his legs n yank his shoe off for sovenir. haha since he'll be bare-footed i'll throw in my shoe in compensation! that way i get his shoe n he gets mine. fair enuff!

[An9el**]

interesting ....
i'll definitly grab his pants and catch his attention on me ..mayb he will invite me to sing along wif him !! i wish =)

[jess_jay]

haha....such a interesting topic~
for me,i will hug him hardhard and kiss him lotslots...hehe~
of course want to touch him.... :blush: :blush: :blush:

[GuArDiAn AnGeL]

hey..LOL...lepencil said...to feel his leg hair..i thought that was kinda funny lol...who knoz if u did that...he mite of suddenly forgot his lyrics ^^;;; that would be kinda embarassing...and the tying his shoe laces for his left and right shoe is funny too LOL....but that'll make him trip TToTT.... the one that someone said about pulling down his pants lol.....yea a new kind of phobia...poor him...his fans are driving him nuts lol ...and the pulling his leg hair thingi lol...i know a few guys that are SOOOOOO afraid of girls doing that...lol...who knoz jay mite be one of those guys...again it HURTS...thats wut they said ^^;;;...i would do nething that doesn't embarrase him on stage...lol....i would be shocked yea....woo jay is right in front of me...woo hoo...lol....so i mite just stand there with my jaw open...god hes cute lol..... :love:

[AsianHotgirl]

Hey, if you tie his shoelaces together and he trips, he just might fall in the audience and they could catch him, then it'd give all of his fans a chance to touch him, I like that idea!

[wenhope]

you guys come up with the funniest actions to take. Well if i was that close to him i'd probably grab him too. or at least get a feel at his sexy legs
hell yea....and if he fell off stage i would totally break his fall....yea have Jay and on me, what more could i ask for?

[frinky]

interesting topic..hehe i think i'd just grab one of his legs ..lahh :blush:

[nyemie]

I think i would want a handshake .. ang nothing more ...

[AsianHotgirl]

I think i would want a handshake .. ang nothing more ...
Wow really, just a handshake, if I could get more than that, then I'd definitely want it, haha!

[JiE_LuN'z_BabE]

mm..a handshake prolly...coz its kinda hard when he's on stage and u being below him... i'd want him to take me on stage so i can give him a big hug...or a kiss on the cheek..or whatever... :wink2: but i know that wont be possible since he's sooo shy...<isnt that cuteeeee...> *sighs* why does he hav to be so shy... hmm..

[june]

i will simply draw a stick man on his shoes....
or i'll draw somthing stoopid on it....
muahahhahahah :devil:
so he will always remember there was this girl who did something nasty to his shoes.

he gets so many nice memories from his FANS.
maybe he could remember better if something funny or weird happened to him.
hahahhhaaa... and i hope he keep it as a gift from ME :laughing:

V ( ^ o ^ ) V

[GuArDiAn AnGeL]

hahha june ur so funny...lol..use perminent MARKERS..lol..that way he wouldn't ever wash it off...jkjk...then he can't wear shorts ^^;;;;....i wouldn't do nething mean that will make him mess up...lol....that way jay will not think that i'm some crazy weirdo fan addicted to his music and him hehe.... :love:

[june]

hahahah!!! yes permanent markers!!!
dont worry abt the shoes being ugly in public.
i'll make sure it's fashionable !!! ahhahaha
i'll design properly for him!!!! hehehe

i'm sure when he is singing he'll turn sideways.
so at that moment i'll quickly finish my drawings.
hahahhaha... maybe i'll get famous becoz of that shoe !!!! hhahahahha...just jk =p

[AsianHotgirl]

june maybe you can draw an image of you and him together, haha!

[liztsumi]

I think I would grab him, and hug him and kiss him on the cheek and thank him for being my angel.:love:
I would probably cry too...

[leanne]

lol i read all your guys posts and they are hilarious. I'd probably just tug his pants to try to get a handshake or i dunno something. Lol.

[xian186]

I think i would jus feel like touching him! (aAnd i won't wash that hand forever!)

[Qi]

If I'm sitting and he's standing, I'd probably smell his pants. I think my hands would freeze if I'm that close to Jay..then I wouldn't be able to tug, pull, grap or pinch him!
But if we're both standing, what I'd really, really want to do is sneak up behind him and bend his knees with my knees. Hahaha! Then I wouldn't be lying if I said I made Jay weak in the knees *LOL* He'll probably laugh, too! :excited:

[Zell]

Bahahaha!!Cool,I think I might put my hands in to his pockets and search for anything for souveniar.If I got nothing,I'll pull out his pant button or zip or just anything.Em maybe I'll tear his pant to get a piece of cloth.OR JUST PULL OUT HIS PANT!! ^_^

[roberta]

yesyesyes! i would!id try to make him look at me. then what would be the whole point of touching him? say hello or do something so you can make him remember you or something!

[jingnuu]

haha.... this topic is way kool~ letz my imagination soar again :sleeping:
haha.. if i was reallie THAT close.. then i'd take my pen out n write my number on his shoes or pants or wotever.. then that way it'd b environmentallie friendls [no nida use paper] and he'll never drop it! haha :excited:

but then again........ why couldnt i jus sneak to the backstage like days before the show n meet him ther...
....up n personal.... :love:

haha...... :blush:

[~niteangel]

I would probably hold on to his shoe/pants real tight and stop him walking away, so he'll stay with me right there LOL ..sounds crazy!?


Ummm...i really dont know..I'd probably be too shy to do anythign apart from blushing :shy: :retard:

[viruskangta]

if i were lucky enough to be that close, i'd probably wave around like a crazy person> > :excited: :wacko: :usd: :retard: :wave: :wave: until i get his attention and look my way, then quickely take a pic of that....and frame the pic up in my room...hahaha :laughing:

[wenzhao]

haha...i wud probably try to hold on to his pants...and attract his attention..and tell him how much i love his songs... :)

[Vicluva]

i will probably go crazy and try to pull them down!!! nah, he he , i think i will just get a pair of scissors and snip a piece off so i can keep forever (weird, i know!). ohhh, better still, i'd get a pen and write my name and number really quickly in permanent marker (so he cant wash it off) and write 'call me!'. quick and effective! i'd probably try to take his shoe off too...

[LuVeRjAy]

haha... i'll deft. agree wif jayx8318x... later they throw potato chips on me instead..
lolz

[jmin13]

interesting topic...for mi, i will jzu grab my hands on his pants and shake it..then he will look down and see me..heez..

[Melvin]

Well I definitely wouldn't touch him.. I would want to affect his singing and distract him or anything.. :bleh:

[sakikora]

ahaha....I would try to pull down his pants !!!!......NOT!
ahhaha....i think i wld just stand there grinning to myself.....

I WOULD!!!!!!!!! :excited: ...AND SEE IF REALLY WEARS UNDIES OR NOT.....HEHEHE...HE SHOULD........


no i am gonna do that...i will....get a permanent marker and write my mobile no. on his pants...and after the consert being a curious guy...he will ring me...then we will get together..eheheheh... :yeah:

[ekyec]

well....since i have a rather slow-reaction time....i'd probably do the 1st thing that comes to mind....and that is to GRAB.. :excited: !
and then i'll hold on..n he'll try to yank me off...and i'll jus stay there hanging on...so then it wont be my fault when they fully fall off :rolleyes: ...
and then i better have a friend there....busily snapping photos..jus for safekeeping :brows: ..
and then jay'll will needa get the photos off me....so then i'll get to meet jay..!!!
but yea..in real life....i'd probably just hold onto his pants for awhile..n hopefully he'll jus stand there singing coz his too embarrassed to walk away[coz he'd be wearing baggy pants that fall off easily]....n i'll only let go if he kinda yanks or walks off....

[feixuan]

I will TAKE OFF HIS PANTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
,and HIDE HIS PANTS, so that all of his fans can see awesome acting/sumthin of jay cause we all know that jay hate underwear HEEHEE :drool:

[rosiean86]

Erm..wow...interesting question..:sweat:

I wouldn't have the guys to do anything overtly sexual. The most I'd do is probably "accidentally" let my hands brush against his pants. Hehe..I wish I had Chun Li's guts :rolleyes:

[DuckieMcCluckie]

I'd just grab onto his leg and never let go. If he falls i'll catch him with my arms and i'll never let him go! ^_^ Or i'd probably bring hand cuffs and handcuff myself to his legs! Although jay might not be wearing any underpants... so..... i think i'd go for the pants :brows:

[Dong Feng Puo]

I bumrushed (I know bumrushing is annoying... but it was prolly my only chance ever) the stage at Jay's Vegas concert and got to the very center of the stage. He was hovering right over me!!! All I wanted was for him to touch my hand... which didn't happen... If I could be in the same situation again, I would just take 3843284 pictures of him, super zoomed in. The back of the ticket strictly prohibited bringing in cameras, so I gave my camera to my dad right before I went to the concert... DON'T make my mistake. They don't care about that stuff at Chinese concerts.

[trishee]

Oooh...limelight moment (for a jay fan like you) :excited: :excited:
I'd prob yank his pants just to get his attention and then flash him my million doller smile...then he'll TRY to walk away as I grab his leg and shove in my cellfone number i quickly wrote on a piece of paper into his shoe with the message: Vous les vous coucher...No..Stop! cut it right there, this is what I'll actually do...:
brush his pants just lightly then he'll look down as i smile and then grab!! dont worry just for like half a second as i give him the oops! its an accident look--->im sure he'll enjoy it too...hehe just kiddin :bleh:

[cpopbaby19]

i think, i'll just stand there and smile while he's singing! and say.. 'wo ai ni zhou jie lun' :)

[jay_gf]

I'd probably try to tug at his pants and get his attention and give him my biggest smile!! and then tug a bit harder to check the undies thing :)

[xthewaywewerebeforex]

I would probably just continue screaming for him... I don't care what... I just hope that by being "this close to Jay's pants" meaning that I am oh-so-close to him, it wouldn't be that hard to get his attention just by screaming...

[thupham]

i would definitely try to hang out on his leg and never want to let it go
want that moment to last FOREVER
or i might just be bold enough to jump onto the stage and hug him

[go0fieNdo0fie]

I WOULD!!!!!!!!! :excited: ...AND SEE IF REALLY WEARS UNDIES OR NOT.....HEHEHE...HE SHOULD........


no i am gonna do that...i will....get a permanent marker and write my mobile no. on his pants...and after the consert being a curious guy...he will ring me...then we will get together..eheheheh... :yeah:

lol! i would wanna see if he really wears undies or not! if i had the guts ill pull down his pants to see if he wears undies! but id be to scared. if i was really close to his pants id probably tap him on his leg and he'll look down adn ill wave at him and take a picture! it should be a really nice picture. hehe. :-)

[s.Jay.c]

Hahaha.. some of you guys are so hilarious! I wouldn't mind pulling his pants down if he did wear undies cos I don't think I'm quite ready to look at his...erm...hehehee!

I think if I had the guts at that time I would just grab his shoes... pull them off, get a permanent marker write my contact details on his pants saying "If you ever want to see your shoes again, call me! *and my phone number included*" Hehe.. yea... Psycho! But it is after all JAY we're talking about right? But of course if he were ever "this" close to me..I'd just scream my lungs out, faint or...do something real stupid! I'd be too much in shock to do anything to him! just hopefully, he notices me and then I can wave frantically at him and he'll leave the arena thinking 'what weird fans I have!' okayokay..I'll stop now! =)

[ask4more_jay]

i'd like write a sticky note (i always have some with me.....i'm a writer =P) and stick a note on him! ha ha. this is an interesting topic =) yeah. well...............i'm sure nobody would want to pull his pants down, cuz he doesn't wear underwear!!! lol~ ha ha. aniwaiz~ yeah. you were that close to him? luki butt. he's so s.e.X.y~ ^________^ muah~ <3

[mish]

weee... mwahahah... id touch his... just his leg. and try to get his attention... and maybe take a picture of him...;)

[aniTa]

i'd say hi!!!!
n then myt get up n hug him!!
nah dout dats eva gonna happen.......
*cries*

[-zhoujielunrocks]

hahaha! firstly, i will take out my cam to take picture of him! soo close so like soo sad to miss the opportunity!! haha. and then, i would try to grab him!! hehehe d= but not so hard. maybe just touch abit and then just keep smilingg (= hahaha!!

[esther]

I will tug his pants and call out to him until he look down right into my face.
Oh man, I will froze right there and then if he really look at me then. Haha!

Actually i would love to jump up onto him or pull him down to me... Hahahaha...

[w4t3r_lily]

i'd say hi!!!!
n then myt get up n hug him!!
nah dout dats eva gonna happen.......
*cries*

Anita please don't write like that cos it's confusing other people when reading your post :dry: and do you really want to say Hi! to his pants? :crazy:

[ruby_unique]

i think i would be too shocked to do anything... :rolleyes: but the idea of slipping the note was a good one... and a sensible one too!lol. :excited:

[akane_chou]

thanks w4t3r_lily... i was thinking of telling aniTa but didnt wanna spoil the cloud nine mood...

honestly, my first reaction would be to scream my head off and add to his health condition: deaf.

but if i really wanna think about it, i would tug him so he falls on me and i hug him and never release rather than i pull his pants and see his package. i heard that celebs usually dont wear any undies during concerts. besides, i would traumatise him and cut the concert short. people will hate me...

[milkified]

reminds me of elva...
i was just next to the stage....
and about 10-20 cm from her.... i mean her legs.... =P
i wanted to grab her legs or pants of course....
but i thought it was too rude and impolite to do that...
it's like disturbing her from performing....
although i was very excited.... i just shouted and waved like crazy...
i guess that is what i'll do too if it's jay....

[beyOnd aLL reasOn]

Hmmm...oh, the possibilities.

I could, of course, do the oh so sensible thing and scream "OMG!!! JAY" and then promptly faint in my state of bliss and never get to speak with him.

I could always try to cut off a little strip of fabric to treasure for the rest of my life.

OR I COULD JUST STEAL HIS PANTS!!!! Hey...you said Jay's pants. Jay doens't necassarily have to be WEARING his pants.

[spork]

I'd look at the shoes he's wearing, and assess whether or not those are good shoes, and hope that they're comfortable to wear, and if he's wearing a hip-hop-ish getup rather than a costume-costume, I'd try to buy that brand of shoes :P

I would want to touch the pants, and then claim that i will never wash my hands again because those hands touched Jay's pants (and hopefully his leg!!! :brows: ) If not I'd try to touch and rub his shoes for good luck :happy:

[puukiness]

OMG i would take his pants and i'll be like! I HAVE JAYS PANTS!!! lOLOLOL and then i would return them and say i found the guy who toook them ( he can't reconize me in the dark) and then maybe i can get to talk to him a bit more after that.......lol that would be too much i think i would just stare and maybe just touch his pants and smile.......................smile.................

[rickisha]

I don't really understand Chinese concerts. :oops: I went to this Tong Yi Shou Ge (the same song) concert in China and it had all these famouse artists, but people were allowed to just run up on stage and hug and give them flowers. I'm guessing the same rules don't apply to Jay's concerts though...............I probably wouldn't touch him :glug: I'd feel really awkward for doing that......what a wuss :cry:

[JerrYDuDeJay]

Hmm..tough one..


*Bulb lights*






1. Practice puppydog eyes for at least 15 mins without getting disturbed by desperate fans screaming like they wanted to die.

2. Warm up my body by break dancing in the mist of hysterical fans.... :worry: Did i say break dance? I meant shaking my hands.

3. Plan starts. Retrives weapon from pocket, preferbly a permenent marker, and write down my contact address and name on the jeans, and ''accidently'' write it on his leg too... :angel:

4. Tug his pants and activate puppydog eyes for 20 second when he looks down.

He will be so charmed by me, he will give me his whole album and make me the producer of his next album, Jiu Li Xiang (9LX)...and he will follow me to school and hold a gigantic concert at the open space beside my school in the name of me(以我之名).Wahahahahaha.

[zhuangzhi]

Oh Yeah!!!! I probably will do one of these options ( I havent made up my mind of which one)

1. suddenly fall against his legs (and pants) - I will make it accidentally :) and say, "Oops, I'm sorry, I slipped"

2. I silently put an ant on his leg, and tenderly scream, "Jay, look, there is an ant on your leg. may i take it?" (LOL!!)

3. take a sheet of tissue and say, "Jay, your shoes are too dirty, I can take care of it for a second if you want"

ummm....well, could you guys give me advice which one should I choose?

LOVE :)
Zhuangzhi

[jaychou_21]

If I were that close to him,I'll probably just stare at him like a mad dog... :glug:
I'll cry in front of him to get his attention.
Not a waaahh! type of cry,just a subtle sob of admiration and disbelief. :cry:
Or maybe I will touch his pants...to know the texture of the fabric it's made of and if
I'm lucky enough,untie the string on one of his shoes and take it off and bring home
with me just to have something as a Jay memorabilia... :wink2:

[Annabella]

if i was that close to his pants??? but y pants...?! cant it be his face...??? wel... if i was really that close...i'll reach out and say... "can you please sign this poster...?"... lol....

[xin0829]

Hahaha.. you people here are so naughty, pull down his pants..??!!

I will untie his shoe laces, and tell him that they are loose, so he will kneel down to tie them. And... here comes the crucial moment, he will be right in front of me, he just have to lift his head slightly, and we are FACE TO FACE. I will give my most beautiful smile, a smile is contagious, so he'll probably smile back at me.. and i will faint, but it's ok! Hahaha....

p/s: If i have more courage, i will do more than a smile, maybe a quick peck on his cheek. (and be kick out by the guards and attack by numerous glowsticks from fans!)

[spax]

I can't imagine Jay being so close right in front of me!

But if this is true, maybe I'll shout, "Jay is the Diaoest!" and shake hands with him non-stop. Maybe I'll also grab is mic to sing with him. Haha!!

[jayluva1]

i'll pull him down! i'll pull him and then he'll fall on me and he'll help me up. i would faint in his arms. nd he'll be 'with' me. and we'll be be close and in love! i know! sounds stupid! but gottah let some ppl dream, rite?

[liliceprincess]

i would be so scared to try to attempt soemthing like that but since it is jay we are talking about i would so try to at least touch his pants...i would be great...and i would be able to mae my friends jealous about it...but it would be so cool

[myo53]

i'll never dare to touch any part of jay i know it sounds like crazy but if it really happen i'll be too shy to do anything i guess if i meet jay i'll just hay hi

[JaYwAh]

o dear...sumtimes..wen u r this close to famous folkz..u never really git to do what u've alwayz wanted to do..like stuff..iono itz hard to xplain..butt ur soo overwhelmd n breathtaken tat ur idol is rite there..therefore..ur left n a numb state..kant help butt to be hypnotized n speechless...butt i wud try n c if therz a loose thread n take it n put it n a glass case wif 24 hr security

[princessKitty]

when i read poeple's reaction, they are really funny!like, if i make him fall, he might remeber who embaressed him. :roll: i think if he came round shaking poeples hands, then i would shake but if he is on tage and i was soooooooo close to him, i think i would respect his personal space and let him carry on performing the way he wants.
imagine you were singing on stage and all of a sudden, a fan touches you, :glug: i would be angry :crazy: because they should be coming here listening to my music and respecting it, not here to just come and see me because they like me and not my music.

[pengypeace]

I would no nothing because i am scared that i might get kick out :-P
I would just like touch him and then day dream about him :-) It would be wonderful even if he had a concert here :-)

[sam_ho]

I would just steal something from his pockets, and then drop it on the floor and tell him that he dropped it!! and then I can get to be soo close to him and grab my chance to give him a kiss on the cheek. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA *rofl* JK!!

[tuffybearx3]

LOL...i can't believe that this topic went up to 14 pages O_O n then it went quite... buahaha...i guess...i'll use my magic marker and i'll write something on his leg jean!!! hahaha!!! that'll be fun n creative!!! i mean ew i dont want to touch him...i mean if i'm in his situation n someone grab my leg or start running his or her hands up my leg i'll feel harass!!!:glug:

[MiloBeannie]

HAHAS.. i might just touch his shoes.. cuz its like kinda cool :D maybe poke his shoes :D heh ^^
i wont dare to touch his pants though :D