Malaysian Student's poem.. [funny!!]

[Miss_gun]

I shall post this funny poem I've gotten from my friend.. by email..
well, it's only understandable by you Malaysian peeps here :rolleyes:

Malaysia semua babi,
our government is so lousy,
make the college becomes no quality,
Chinese and Indian pun tak boleh masuk university.
It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study at oversea,
so I always feel i'm so pity.

Every college are greedy,
sini sana all need money,
their pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because there sucks my money.

Exam question full of difficulty,
it has a reason only,
which is to earn more money,
because we retake money masuk lagi.

The staffs always no aksi,
they did wrong never say sorry,
before asking please show your money,
otherwise they wont be happy,
we pay their salary still make us angry.
that's why i wanna study hard to earn more and more money

Tiap-Tiap hari feel so lazy,
never try to wake up early,
always hope college sekarang cuti,
everyday go to class feel so sleepy,
lecturer always scold me lazy.
do assignment just like to copy,
before the final just feel worry,
every nite study until crazy,
because scared scold by mummy.

Why my class always no pretty,
those elephant always show me how she's sexy,
the monster wanna treat me nicely,
like that i better mati.

my looking is **** ugly,
saya mari girl girl lari,
everyday date them they only say busy,
semua orang tak ada hati,
make me always so lonely,
only can watch porno movie.

CS always let people bully,
maybe i am really so lousy,
althought knife people is so happy,
but i am always unlucky,
kena headshot easily,
after mati still mati.

This is just a small story,
typed it simply,
feel funny and happy,
actually i am not lonely,
because I have many friends around me.

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Sorry if you feel offended after reading this..
but this is only plain entertainment, but not anything else :rolleyes:

[vunsin]

:laughing: Reminds me of the "Malaysian version" of the Barbie song. :rolleyes:

[shai^cello]

It reminded me of P.Ramlee's "Mari mari tuan dengar ini cerita" song which have all this malay-english mixed up....
but the poem has a point, u know...hehe

[mein]

haha...i just read it....i think there's another malaysian poem where we can get from our mail...but i deleted it already..haha..

[une_topaze]

Muahaaahaaa... that's so funny, I can't believe that I actually miss this thread. I have another one here, I hope it's okay to post it in here coz I don't want too many thread in here (Maybe Vun jie can turn this into a Malaysian joke thread).. It's about our toll guy... :shifty:
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Kepong Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
Kepong Bridge is falling down,
My fair Samy.

Take a gag and shut us up,
Shut us up, shut us up.
Take a gag and shut us up,
My fair Samy.

How will we build it up,
Build it up, build it up?
How will we build it up again,
My fair Samy?

Build it up with tax and toll,
Tax and toll, tax and toll.
Build it up with tax and toll,
My fair Samy.

Roads and bridges bend and break,
Bend and break, bend and break.
Roads and bridges bend and break,
My fair Samy.

Blame it on an Act of God,
Act of God, Act of God.
Blame it on an Act of God,
My fair Samy.

Rocks and blames will wash away,
Wash away, wash away.
Rocks and blames will wash away,
My fair Samy.

Parody sing along to "London Bridge Is Falling Down"
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What a tribute, eh? Samy Vellu should go into Malaysian Book of records for the guy who built toll the most!!! :rolleyes:

[E-Ping]

:lolabove:

Hahahahaaaa!!!Woww..i never knew there were so many versions of London Bridge Is Falling Down :shifty: .Hmm..the Samy mentioned here..will it be THAT Samy (une's rambutan :shifty: :tongue: )

[une_topaze]

.Hmm..the Samy mentioned here..will it be THAT Samy (une's rambutan :shifty: :tongue: )
Is there any other Samy you know who is obsessed with building toll booths in Malaysia, mei? :rolleyes:

[mein]

well, i actually sung that when i scrolled down the poems...lolz...

[theLordabove]

lol.....so funny you guys... yeah,only malaysians will understand

[akane_chou]

haha... maybe someone should mail it to Sammy Vellu... :rolleyes: and maybe he'll know what he's done wrong other than creating Smartag and letting morons get into that booth so that they have individual attention. :bleh:

[keNNeth V2.0]

Lol..loved all the creative and "inspiring" poems and melodies haha Samy Vellu will be hiding his face in the jamban for quite a while if taht song goes public..and agree about the first rangkap in the first poem..
Malaysia semua babi,
our government is so lousy,
make the college becomes no quality,
Chinese and Indian pun tak boleh masuk university.
It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study at oversea,
so I always feel i'm so pity.

haih..wattodo..haha here's a real short one i received via SMS
kALAU KENTUT DALam Lif,
DI Amerika dia kata "excuse me"
di England "pARdOn Me"
kalau kat sini "Not ME"

[Capri_girlz]

what a means u all..... very anti with malaysia yeah...
but the poem funny!!!... very creative, very creative who wrote a most
most most funny poem yeah...
what can do, u all live in malaysia right...
have to accept it right!!! we all only ordinary humans right....

[lion_richel]

Hahahahahah! This is so funny! :D
I remember there is another version that my friend show me.

There is one phrase said,
I ask my mom why cant I enter university,
My mom said because it is all for babi.

Hahhaha! Okay... no offend ya... I just write what I saw.

[rockfaerie]

hahahaha. its soo true lorr. eventhough im malay but it's kinda true. =P

[shinjay]

I read this poem.. I will laugh like hell! Must print and let my english teacher read.
Who's the writter? Where do you get it from?

[dreamer_me]

HAHAHAHAHA......The poem really ryhmes! When my sis and I was reading, we were also laughing our guts out. ( Not so bad, but still. ) And the other poem, we sang it.

My teachers also say Malaysia education system quite bad. But, what to do?

[karyn531]

I don't know how I missed this thread. But seriously, the excessive use of Manglish in the first post... it gave me goosebumps for some reason or other. I know things here are not as good as in some other developed countries, but why make fun of your own tanah air to such an extend? Even if only for fun?

Sorry if I offend anyone...

[dreamy_amy]

totally.da 1st poem was funny.it has a point.haha.

kepong bridge is fallin down.....hahahaha

my friend emailed me this few weeks ago.check it out~a malay composition written by a primary student.it's actually a homework he handed to the teacher :glug:

Keluarga Saya

Semua orang didunia ini ada keluarga.Keluarga ialah family dalam bahasa orang putih.Keluarga mempunyai ayah,emak,abang,kakak,adek,nenek,datuk,mak cik,pak cik dan ect ect

Pertama kali say ingin member tahu bahawa semua orang didunia ini mempunyai keluarga yang aman dan damai dan tidak berperang tetapi ada juga yang tidak damai kerana mereka berperang.

Saya ingin menceritakan pula tentang keluarga saya.Keluarga saya menpunyai seorang ibu dan ayah tetapi ibu saya kata dia pernah tidur dengan tiga orang lelaki dihotel mana dengan itu sah bahawa saya ini anak luar nikah kerana darah saya berlain jenis dengan ayah saya.Ayah saya tidak peduli bila ibu keluar dengan lelaki lain.Ibu pula tidak risau jika ayah tidak pulang ke rumah walaupun hampir sebulan

Kakak dan abang saya tidak bersekolah lagi kerana mereka sudah berhenti.Kakak saya cantik seperti mirip wajah Marilyn Monroe yang sudah mati itu.Dia mati kerana terlanggar motokar datuk saya yang enjinya berkuasa 500cc.

Abang saya handsome atau kacak seperti Amitabh Bachan atau Sunyay Dutt,kadang kadang muka dia berubah seperti Aacapan bila dia baru bangun dari tidur.Bila dia habis mandi,muka dia macam muka da sendiri.Itulah kelebihan bang saya.

Seterusnya saya menceritakan tentang adik saya.Walaupun saya tidak ada adik tetapi saya tipu kamu dengan mengatakan bahawa saya ada adik.

Demikianlah cerita saya tentang keluarga saya bahagia walaupun sebenarnya tidak.Sekian harap maklum

Yang ikhas
BOB

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lol,his teacher gave him 2/100.i hope wd he wrote is not true.

[.: blacklily :.]

Yeah a bit harsh but there's truth innit... these days people always want money. but the service still the same... hmm...