What would you do if you knew Jay was sleeping naked under the covers???

[charmed_1009]

Okay..maybe this poll was a bit pervert.... :oops:

Is it??If you all don't feel that comfortable with it...Moderators are always welcomed to lock it or delete it... :wave:

I was just curious to know what would you do..well..i voted the first one...
where i sit and watch his cute face sleeping...this is coming from my heart... :angel:

honest...i love Jay a lot.....but strangely..don't feel like i really need to see him naked...

[christinetang]

im just the same as charmed_1009 so i chose the first one out of the 5 options because its cute to watch their sleeping face...just makes me want to pinch their cheek, awww ! but without waking jay up that is!!!!... :happy:

[newg]

Ohhhhh!!! I better call Zhou Mama!! "Wei! Zhou Mama ma?... :bleh: " of course i won't do that it will only cause Zhou Mama some trouble ( i won't like that do i? :shiny: )

I will just give him some blanket so Jay wont get "kam maw". (oww.. im so caring haha!!) :shiny:

[charmed_1009]

YAY!A supporter!
hi christine.....you can just call me Charmed for short...
No need to type out those unnecessary numbers...saves your time.... :happy:

Christine..you remind me of this sweet dream i had before...
even thought it was real... :oops:

i was laying my head on Jay's bed...watching him close his eyes and sleeping...i could feel him breathe....so warm...nice...i was about to melt..... :angel:

If only it WAS real...then Jay would probably wake up to find a puddle beside his bed..

[honeybee]

i voted for I'll lift to check if he's really naked...**JUST TO CHECK!!**
and then i'll sit and watch his cute sleeping face

:oops: if only we get dat chance!!!!!

[ekyec]

i voted for watching him sleeping too, but after realising he is actually naked, i'd probably go get him a blanket..[n while i put it on him, i'd pretend to accidently knock his blanket over to the side a bit n :rolleyes: ]..[no, No, NO!! i can't believe i'm havin these thoughts about doing that, at this age :crazy: ..]

anyway.. he'd be soo cute if he was sleeping ay! [yup! n imagine whats lying beneath the covers :brows: ..] i seriosuly shouldn't be thinkin like that :bang:

but yea, i actually probably wouldnt be able to resist jus watching him sleepin there. knowing me, i'd probably jump up n fling myself on him if i get too excited, n wake him up instead :oops: ..

[charmed_1009]

Exactly ekyec!! :wink2:

Maybe after a while of watching him sleep...I might wake him up....i'll go...Jay?Wake up..listen..I heard that a bunch of fans will be bursting in here any minute because they know you're sleeping in the buff!!Dont worry Jay..I never peeked... :angel:

you better get out of here..before the fans burst in!you know what they'll do... :angel: :angel: :angel:

Jay sees me as an innocent sweet cute fan..and maybe he'll get up..you know..then the blankets slip down...OK..maybe not WAY DOWN...so i can see his strong abs...that's all i wanna see... :angel:

[yukiko]

absolutely seeing his cute face while sleeping. not everyone can do it rite. :p but i'll give him another blanket also. :) so he won't get cold. then i'll slep beside him LOL... (may i?) then give him a hug. *wake me up galssss***i'm dreaming too far away*** :p

[feixuan]

I choose for the first option cause i love Jay, wanna sit over there forever
Oh I wanna be that blanket too :shy:

[christinetang]

Christine..you remind me of this sweet dream i had before...
even thought it was real... :oops:

i was laying my head on Jay's bed...watching him close his eyes and sleeping...i could feel him breathe....so warm...nice...i was about to melt..... :angel:

If only it WAS real...then Jay would probably wake up to find a puddle beside his bed..

Charmed haha sometimes dreams seem sooo real but only that it was though :cry: *sigh* i would be in heaven....... :rolleyes:

:laughing: a puddle?!!!! are you talking about your dribblin? :whistle:

[mein]

well...i voted for the first one too....i wonder if i have the chance to be this close to him... :angel: ...before i sit at the corner while watching his cute face, i'll give him another blanket...then a kiss on his forehead!!!... :brows:

[tortilla_chips]

haha i picked the third option (lift the blankets and take a peek) :brows:
*ahem* oh, nono i just meant i wanted to take a teenyweeny little look at his gorgeous abs :drool: and maybe peck him on his cheek if ive got the chance :whistle:

[kahel]

I voted for the third one. :brows: Oh well, the oppprtunity presented itself, who am I to resist it. :whistle: :laughing:

Of course after that I'll watch him sleep, better yet, I'll lie beside him and maybe sleep for an hour or two (hoping maybe Jay wouldn't notie because he'll freak out...I know. hehe). By then, I could say with pride, "I slept with Jay". :brows: and no, don't thnkg dirty thoughts. :laughing:

[huixuan]

i will just sit and watch him sleep. i tink he will look cute when hes asleep. haha. but sitting there to watch him seems a little creepy to me too.

[xJayChoux]

i also voted for the 3rd one...i mean c'mmon...i KNOW you ALL want to see his "insert smth" :brows:

c'mmon...dont deny it...:shifty:

[Pugwash]

I'm a guy. I'd probably call all my girl friends and tell em Jay's naked, $100.00 for admission! Or I could setup some streaming media for you guys at jay-chou.net unless you wanna buy a plane ticket and see it live!

[Jaded butterfly]

i chose taking a peak underneath the blanket!! lol!!! i wanted to opt for getting into bed iwth him but there was no option like that!! lol!! ... i mean if i can do ANYTHING when he is asleep in his own bed ... i very doubt i would want to just watch him sleep (as apealing as that sounds!) ... keke since i can watch him sleep when i have taken a peak under the blanket (and lying beside him!! lol!) i better shut up now since i kno i will be chased by many ppl!!!

[msv]

Damn...... i was really really stuck! At first I was leaning towards Yell for Zhou Ma Ma because her son broke his promise of not sleeping in the nude! because his mom would come running up, see poor innocent me stuttering and of course a bond occurs between me and Zhou Ma Ma :rolleyes: while blushing Jay apologizes and thus begins my next stage in life of becoming a part of Jay's life once and for all....... mwuahahah.

But then again, reality of course kicks in and so what the heck? Naked, sleeping Jay? might as well :brows: Lift the blankets and PEEK!..... no harm done and its not my FAULT that he slept naked or that I was in the same room at the same time he was sleeping naked :shifty:

[charmed_1009]

Christinetang...
no...not my puddle of drool...........ahahaha...though it does make sense...
more like waking up to a puddle of.....ME!!!

because i've already melted...?

[raerei]

I'd most likely just go get another blanket for him so he wouldn't gan mao...

[sweep]

I chose the third one. :brows: Heck, I can stare at his cutie face after peeking under the covers. But, 'clarifications' come first! :wink2:

I also like to see how he sleeps too. Maybe he looks so cute and adorable that I could kiss his nose or something. Hehe...:D

[invis]

*er hem* i'll just sit there and watch him sleep... really!! *shows a innocent face* but... maybe after awhile i'll go lay down on his chest... den give him a kiss or two... :love: by then he should have been woken up by me and he would sit up, so i can see his abs... :brows: but i'll pretend to sleep so he can't get out of bed (pretend that the bed leans against the walls), and he will have to lie beside me again! :happy: he might even share his blanket with me... muahahahahaha~

but before all these, i'll lock the doors and close the windows so NO media will peek! and zhou mama will not come and disturb our sweet moments too... ahahaha~

[christinetang]

charmed who wouldnt turn into a puddle when we melt when we wake up and see our lush jay lying next to you with his warmth........ :blush:

[charmed_1009]

You're right Christine...
I never really met Jay in my life before....I missed a lot of chance...
but considering the way i react towards his cute picture or anything...

I'm still thinking whether i can survive it if i see him face to face...
i'd probably go...'hm...em...ah...uh...huh?'

[christinetang]

haha....im just the same with you whether it is a celeb or someone that i know and that i havent seen them in ages, i just go all shy and most of all my cheeks will go all red :-x

The only celeb that i have seen and been very close up is Cheryl Tweedy from the girl group 'Girls Aloud' and i was ok then but when it comes to jay i think i will go weak at the knees..... :wink2:

[Vicluva]

i would lift the blanket and PEEK!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! well, i DO wanna know if jay's really naked, it'd b too good an oppurtunity to miss! :) oh i've got such a sick mind... :shy: after the peeking though i'd lie down next to him and stare at his ADORABLE face...:drool:

[charmed_1009]

Oh...so many people chose to peek....nah...vicluva..i don't think you have a sick mind just because you chose to do that...

christinetang...well...the only few celebrities i've been up close with is...em...i can't remember....i've been to their concerts..that's not exactly close is it?

[masterCP]

why would i take a peek if i can crawl under the covers with him?! :excited:

i would, i would! :bounce:

tortilla chips, I'm shocked! :brows:

[babyxv]

of COURSE i'd peek! maybe i would even crawl under the covers just to..see.. his.. belly button? ahahhaha

actually, if i were really faced with this.. situation, i probably wouldn't peek. it's just not something you would look at.. especially if it's jay's body. the peeking should be reserved for his future wife. first instinct though, i voted for the peeking T_T aw now i feel perverted.

[muzikanjel]

i would do nothing on the list......
i would climb under the cover with jay!!!! lol....not naked tho...and feel his warm body against mine...WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *sigh.... :rolleyes:

[msv]

i would do nothing on the list......
i would climb under the cover with jay!!!! lol....not naked tho...and feel his warm body against mine...WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *sigh.... :rolleyes:

:brows: and how would we know if something doesn't happen? wouldn't u then be considering raping Jay :shifty:

...... you know, when love is high and toxic in the air, temptation is hard to resist

[friends_pt]

Actually i would do two thing... first, i'll give him another blanket so tat he won';t catch a chill... next i'll sit beside him to watch him sleep... Jay muz be very cute when he is sleeping... haha...

[kahel]

msv: tell me wouldn't you have done the same thing. :brows: the opportunity presented itself. that's your reason. :bleh: "it was his fault, he was naked."

[msv]

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Ah dear kahel.......... I was talking about muzikanjel and the tempation that would be there :wink2: ........ and true that the opportunity presented itself, but heheeheh, i'd "rape" Jay with my eyes instead...... I need his consent first, wouldn't want to be sue by Jay in the morning for rape :sweat:

[kahel]

hahaha. rape with the eyes, then tap jay a little.

Jay would surely be on those guys who'd cry rape! the way he reacts whenever a girl gets near him. :laughing: hilarious.

[msv]

tap Jay a little? hmmm... more like lunge for him a little you know? :brows: yes, I rape Jay everyday with my eyes

but maybe Jay wants to save it for his wife, so i'll leave him alone..............................for now :shifty: .......................... he can't stop me in my dreams like you can't stop a chicken from crossing the road mwuahahaha!

[kahel]

Jay saving it for his wife! :laughing: That's an interesting way to put it! Whay a lucky girl. :brows:

Now, it's all Jay's fault, all these discussion about being naked and his diao zhou zhou. :brows: well, it's all because he says he doesn't wear underwear! oh well.

good luck with the lunging.

[Vicluva]

Jay saving it for his wife? awww, that's so sweet, saving it for ME!!! :bleh: You can look all u want but he's still MINE!!!! MUAHAHAH!!!! :whistle:

[Chadd]

I voted for the first one. I would just watch him sleep. I don't think I want to see him naked...it would be uncomfortable and also because I was scarred by a flasher. EEWWWWWWW :sick: :bang: ....don't want to see another naked man. :cry:

[msv]

Jay saving it for his wife! :laughing: That's an interesting way to put it! Whay a lucky girl. :brows:

Now, it's all Jay's fault, all these discussion about being naked and his diao zhou zhou. :brows: well, it's all because he says he doesn't wear underwear! oh well.

good luck with the lunging.


exactly Kahel........ makes life a bit easier for us eye rapists you know :brows:

[charmed_1009]

Jay saving it for his wife! :laughing: That's an interesting way to put it! Whay a lucky girl. :brows:

Now, it's all Jay's fault, all these discussion about being naked and his diao zhou zhou. :brows: well, it's all because he says he doesn't wear underwear! oh well.

good luck with the lunging.


AHAHAHAHA...
one day..Jay wakes up to find ME lying beside him...
Jay: Where did you come from??
Me: No where...(i am sooo innocent...)
Jay: How could you make me lose my virginity??
Me: It's all your fault...you're the one sleeping naked...and then there's all those stuff about you not wearing underwear and all..

:oops:

[msv]

hahah, nice one Charmed, but here's what I would say though:

Jay: how'd I lose my virginity??!!!!
Me: Don't blame it on the lack of underwear pudding dear.
Jay: huh? did you rape me???!!!!
Me: Look at my finger *flashes 24 carat gold ring in Jay's drugged face*
Jay: WHAT! We're not married
Me: oh yes we are, that's why you lost your virginity *flashes marriage contract*
Jay: .... how?
Me: love is a strange strange thing m'dear

[formica]

If this were true,that would be the best thing in my life! I think I will do as the first choice but I will also secretly kiss his cheek!!! But then Jay will surely wake up, be frightened and then call the police to take me out of his home!! ha ha(^o^)

[charmed_1009]

msv.....good one!!!
Well....you should have added....
Me: Dear...Jolin bonked you on the head last night so you couldn't remember a thing about our wonderful marriage....isn't she mean???

[msv]

nah nah, i wouldn't say that about Jolin to Jay, I prefer to keep that ugly image and thing with flying nostrils out of my honeymoon :wink2:

[charmed_1009]

Your honeymoon?? :D
whoa...what makes you think you can have Jay all to yourself??what about me??
hehe....don't worry msv...i have Jay locked up safe in my mind :wink2:
a place where no one can take him away from me! :happy:

oh no...here comes msv... :worry:
*throws Jay into my mind and locks it*

[msv]

buwahahahahahah, its ok Charmed, I'm a guy now and I'm 23 now too instead of 17 heheheh......... so i no marriage for me and Jay *sigh*...... so you can keep him and lock him safe in your mind mwuahahahahhahahaahahhah.......................... ........................................
.................................................. .................................................. ...................for now :shifty:

[charmed_1009]

GREAT!!!I can have Jay all to myself...........
In case you didn't know...i fixed alarms all around my room(where i kept Jay) to warn me if a GIRL named msv ever comes and tries to steal jay..

but i probably shouldn't have told you that... :oops:

[charmian]

hehe..of cuz i would go bring him another blanket..not cuz i dun wan ppl to see him naked..but i dun wan him to catch a cold..haha..naked jay chou..sounds great to me and my eyes..haha

[msv]

GREAT!!!I can have Jay all to myself...........
In case you didn't know...i fixed alarms all around my room(where i kept Jay) to warn me if a GIRL named msv ever comes and tries to steal jay..

but i probably shouldn't have told you that... :oops:

:rolleyes: not the smartest move I reckon, but don't worry, I'm a guy and plus, I have the "Keep Jay Naked Foundation" that's enough to keep me entertain for a bit.

Besides alarms? hahahah, like alarms that goes off on your clock? oh sweetie, that ain't strong enough to hold me back when i want jay :brows:

[christinetang]

charmed maybe if we put some electric currents inside you to protect you from msv from taking jay away from me and you......see how you can survive that? :brows:

[LiLxAmMiE]

this topic was a little.. *ahem* but i would respect jay's "privacy" and just Give him another blanket so that Jay won't get cold and no one will notice he's naked underneath.. you wouldn't want him to delay his new CD or MV?!!? :happy:

[msv]

charmed maybe if we put some electric currents inside you to protect you from msv from taking jay away from me and you......see how you can survive that? :brows:

why would putting electric currents inside Charmed matter to me? :rolleyes: I'm not attacking her... I'm going for Jay. She can watch from the sidelines as I have my evil ways with Jay mwuahahahahha :brows:

[SimpleBlackHumor89]

hhaha not that ima pervert, but i'll take lil peek u kno? no one knows no one gets hurt :) but i wouldnt mind just sittn there n watchn jay sleep, mayb i'll do that after i peek

[LPx31]

EWW. Dirrty people. Respect his privacy! lol. It'd be cool if we got to see him sleep though. hahahahaha.

[gina]

Ayoh im not voting................ i woudve already fainted by the time i saw him anyway lol!!!

[bluesnowflakes]

I will definitely sit there for as long as he sleeps...... even if my limbs go all stiff, I really dont care...... I wonder why no one would yell for Zhou mama???

[kasic_fantasy]

hmm...i thought thats what most guys do? :? ....its quite normal for guys to sleep naked actually...i wont be surprised if jay does that....why i thought its something so normal.... :?
and also...you guys sounded like you are going to rape jay...lol... :D

[msv]

and also...you guys sounded like you are going to rape jay...lol... :D

er......... I did never denied it. Representing all the jay rapers and future stalkers yo!!!! bwua ha ha ha. :glug:

[shiroyume]

i chose the first option of coursee!
peopl look so cute when they sleep.. and im sure jay is no exception!=)
tee hee but yeah im surehtat jay is ke ai wen he is sleeping!=P

[nunya415]

I would give him a blanket...who would want Jay sick?? plus...I heard that he actually does sleep in the nude....

[josh_yth]

I would give him a blanket...who would want Jay sick?? plus...I heard that he actually does sleep in the nude....

he does??? i remember i read it on some new that said that he doesn't like to sleep nude.

i would probably give him a extra blanket too to keep him from getting sick, but when will you ever have that kind of luck to go so close to jay while he's sleeping.

[liliceprincess]

i chose the first one Sit and watch Jay's cute face while sleeping..aww.. cause i would like to really see him sleeping..it would be so cute and everything..he probably looks the exacts same..lol..and even cuter! ahaha

[pengypeace]

I would Sit and watch Jay's cute face while sleeping..I mean just looking at him i cant say a thing or move....I would also give him some more blanket so that Jay won't get cold....:-)

[stitchphil]

:laughing: Hahahah!! What a funny poll!! But I'm not voting because I'll first sit and watch to see if he drools when he sleeps, then I'll yell for Zhou Mama and see what happens. :rolleyes:

[Livlife2_fullest]

haha...so facsinating to hear all of your replies, your train of thoughts, your decision, and how you all tried so hard to JUSTIFY your choice...lol

I would definitely sit there and watch him sleep, maybe catch a smile on his lips from some nice dream, or say something funny/revealing in his sleep talk, or maybe yell out in horror from a nightmare...then I would have a chance to go hug him, pacify him, and give him a peck on the cheek!

woah, back to reality here...no longer on lala land

[DragonPrince]

I was laughing when I saw the poll. But I couldn't vote for anyone of these, cos I keep telling myself that this is not going to happen. It might be a nightmare for our man, Jay, right?

Nevertheless, its very entertaining. Almost every post triggers naughty thoughts. I think I am going crazy.

[Zhaohe]

I wouldn't technically call the reporters, that would give no benefit to me. I would instead take my own photographs, a large amount. Then I would use these photos as blackmail against him.

If all fails, then I could use them for profit elsewhere =)

[Erishii]

I'd peek. :whistle: After "clarifying" to see if he really is naked, then I'd sit and watch him sleep! :love:

[DragonPrince]

Naughty people. Eeks! Naked Jay, poor jay. Hmm...blackmail him?! Thats terrible!? Call reporters?! What a nightmare.

He might wonder why did it happen.

[huihui63]

whaha! i think i would just look at his cute sleeping form. =) i am not that horny yet. lols. =D but i wonder who are the idiots who want to call the reporters? must kill them. >.<

[DragonPrince]

Lift the blankets and PEEK!(oh...this is just to 'clarify' that Jay is really naked..and for other *ahem* reasons..naughty naughty)

I will stare and admire his beauty underneath the sheets. Things under that flowery shirt must be very pretty. Maybe I will not only stare.....I might do other things as well. I won't call anyone, not even his mom.

[ch3rri3]

I will give him another blanket so that no one will notice him naked then I will sit there and watch him sleep until he wakes up.
Gosh...if only this thing really happen!!!

[lil~jo]

where is the OPTION JUMP under??? :brows:
come on....

put that option in...then I will vote in this poll......
muah hahahahha....:shifty:

[khmerchef]

Oh my, I'm not a freak....I'd probably be like "Okay?" and I'll just walk away. What a man descides to sleep in/or not sleep in is his bussiness. I prefer my men with clothes....thank you!:-)

[huanhuan]

maybe i'll sit quietly and look at jay's cute face while sleeping..jay must be really cute..doesn't he..lol..

[crazygiggles13]

i'd probably give him another blanket so that he won't get cold and no one will notice he's naked underneath..:D
haha..just imagine if you were sitting there watching him, and he woke up!
that would be SO awkward! he'd be like ??? :crazy:
or..:ranting:..haha..
i wouldnt want anyone watching me sleep...:shy:

[jay4ever]

ooohh.. how exciting!!

i'd be over the moon just to be able to sit and watch him sleep.. :)

[vanillae123]

i would jump in with him. really, thats what i would do.

why oh why you didn't put up that option???

[NeVerEveR]

I love Jay and i am a forever admirer of him , but then , i won't peek at his naked body as i respect him for his talent .. maybe a few *affectionate*strokes over his face .. his hair ... :brows: and .. this is it , enough is enough

[Sugar&Spice]

I would take w peek. But because this is a PG13 website, I can't say what else I would do.:D

[fiionahsz__]

LOL if jay sleeps naked, i'd get into bed naked with him ;]]

[flakmonkey]

ok...being a guy i would run as far as possible and hope no one saw :crazy:

[sunnygirl]

i wud jus watch his cute face for quite a long time before i yell zhou mama dat her son broke his promise for now sleeping naked den run away innocently lolz i wouldnt dare to peek his blanket or else i'll have nose bleeding hahah lolz

[diaoness]

so this is assuming we've spent the night with jay and now we've woken up to find jay sleeping naked?!
ok...
well...id get up and sit stare at his CUTE face...watch his nose twitch when i touch it with a feather! haha....
y would i want to lift the sheet to perve at his body?! i mean, we just spend the night together!!!! lol

[ColaPoP]

Wait... is he under my cover? or have I somehow broken into his unit and he's naked under his covers and ...I'm just there cos I'm a fanatical stalker type fan-girl?

What to do, what to do...

*looks at Jay with evil twinkle in my eyes*
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*wraps naked Jay in bubble wrap*

[icarus]

Being a guy, Calling Zhou Ma Ma will be the only answer to the poll. Calling Zhou Ma Ma to scold her son off for sleeping naked under someone's bed and spank his butt!! :bleh:

[waxbutterflies]

Awwww! Definitely watch him sleep! Watch his soft breathing... SoooOOooo cute!
Then I'd probably tuck him in so he doesn't catch a cold. Then draag another blanket over us and sleep togeeether:cloud9: Though it'll probably be kind of hard to sleep----I'd only be thinking JAAAAAAAAAAAY!:-)

[ghettosushi713]

my my my we have quite a few pervs at jcnet dont we?
well id take a peek too XD
as long as i dont get caught =p

[zhy378]

sometimes its just good to make sure for 100% that he is sleeping naked. cuz u can never know he can be fully clothed in a weather of 100 degrees. :rolleyes: i'll be like *yank cover off* :crazy:'jay what are u doing under there!?!?!':brows: 'sleepin, huh...okay then continue on with ur naked sleeping...":wink2:

[British Jay Fan]

I picked the naughty option, providing he didn't object! :excited: I would find it too hard to resist in this kind of scenario :wink2:

[PinkDagger]

I chose to peek, but I would actually do 3 of them. First peek, then give him another blanket, and then watch him sleep. <3

[thungster]

I chose to watch his sleeping face. There are few things more adorable than a sleeping face :D