What Would You Do If Jay (Heaven Forbids!) Gave One Of His Songs To HO-ly Crap???

[macdawn]

This was a poll originally suggested by Angel on clouds, credits to her and her suggested options....

What would you do if Jay, heaven forbids!!! :crazy: , decides to give one of his wonderful songs to the worst possible person, HOl-y Crap??? :oops:
(If you are a Singaporean and do not know who HO-ly Crap is...... which rock did you crawl out from???? Sigh, just refer to CRAP101: Course on HO-ly Crap (http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3837&page=1&pp=15) for some elightenment! :angel: :rolleyes: )

As for the rest, come on, give me your votes on this horrendous dilemma!!! :wacko:

Seriously, I pray (no pun intended! :shifty: ) Jay would not make such a serious oversight!!! :worry: It sure was tough trying to make a choice!

-MacDawn
PS: Sorry, Angie, I really couldn't resist, and couldn't wait till you set up the poll. So forgive me if I jumped the gun and posted this post without waiting for your reply :shy:

[Squall]

who is HO-ly Crap ?? :rolleyes:
should be the horse?right :rasp:
if Jay really wrote a song for her..
i will never listen to Jay songs forever :shifty: just kidding :shy:
actually i will consider that song to be my first banned Jay song..
but seriously,i don't think Jay will never ever write a song for the horse :tongue:

[danielle86]

oh.. pls dun do tis jay...dun let the rest of us suffer..
as u noe, we, the fans of u... will listen to every song u write, compose....

haha~ i think ho... will not able to sing R&b style..even can... i wun even listen..
jay style shud let those haf style to sings.. haha

[huixuan]

mmmm.. i will just banned the song.. coz i hate HO-ly crap.. but i will be tinking y would ever jay write a song for her.. shes not worth it.. and i dun tink she has the calibre to present jay's song.. *YUCKS*

[ho_yt]

Macdawn, I can't believed that you will really write so much things jus to let everyone know who HO-ly Crap is :D .

For my vote, I was thinking of voting the first one as I think that Jay is a "professional", so the songs he give to others MUST be suitable for him/her, not like most of you said ban the song or something, so if he have a song that is really suitable for that singer, then he will write, if not don't waste his time :wink2: . But I never voted for the first one :happy:

[petheads]

I voted for 3).

I'll probably force myself to listen to it once, just to hear the tune and then lament forever why did Jay let the HOrrific voice destroy his composition.

And then it'll be classified as BANNED. :dry:

[manda_hoon]

hee.. i don't think he will write for her.. cos i m sure he don't want his songs to be ruined by her awful singing and dancing.. Honestly she can compete with william hung to c who sing and dance better...

[vunsin]

I even listen to the songs Jay wrote for Jolin, and I don't think Sun Ho is half as bad as Jolin, so yeah, I'll listen to the song and probably like it too.

[laruku]

I voted for 3).

I'll probably force myself to listen to it once, just to hear the tune and then lament forever why did Jay let the HOrrific voice destroy his composition.

And then it'll be classified as BANNED. :dry:

ditto that petheads.. but if someone else comes around and does another rendition of the same song... i guess i will listen to it again..

but if jay really writes a song (worse.. a FEW songs... ) for that HOly POS... gee.. i have no idea what to think man..

but for now.. let's TRUST that he won't do that... writing for THAT jolin is bad enough.. not the HOrrible you-know-wHO...

[Elisya]

I voted for "I'll try to force myself to listen to it. (Jay, you idiot! Why did you write that for HER of all people!)".

Even if she sang pretty badly (which she does anyway), I would force myself to listen to it, anyway. Pity my ears. I don't want Jay composed song to like fall on death ear just because she sang it. So yup...later I will probably wonder why he did compose song for her...out of million of singers...

[jayx8318x]

omg this is hilarious how you guys diss this girl, you make the Jolin haters here look like wussies. Anyways, I've heard or seen nothing of this HOly, so I did the unthinkable and asked macdawn to send me some videos or songs of hers.
She's taking on a big scary task, wish her luck, and I promised if she doesn't make it back alive, she shall receive an honorable plaque, memorial, and shrine right next to Jay's, and also receive sainthood for her great sacrifice.

[macdawn]

Can you imagine what one of our highly respected leader has asked me to do?
lol Dawn, everytime I stumble upon the threads dissing this girl, I can't help but laugh at the many ways you guys use her name as something derogatory.
BUT curiosity has gotten to me, I must see or hear something of her's, to see why she is almost more hated than Jolin here. Know where I can get a video of hers? (if you can put aside the hate for a sec) :D
:shock: Oh Karen!! :please:
You are asking me to walk right to the valley of death here :crazy: .... but will you be with me along the way?? :angel:

Okay, okay, I will search around for something :sick: :ill:
Will come back with something for ya, if I survive :sadangel:

If I dun come back alive, dun forget me okie? :bye:
:whistle:

-MacDawn

Well....Big Boss has made the request.... I shall have to do it...... I am going to work on it now.....:sadangel: Wish me luck......:bye:

-MacDawn

She's taking on a big scary task, wish her luck, and I promised if she doesn't make it back alive, she shall receive an honorable plaque, memorial, and shrine right next to Jay's, and also receive sainthood for her great sacrifice.
If I dun come back alive, all those would be nice :shy: ......if not, at least give me a few rep points for my polls...... :shifty: :wink2: :rolleyes: :laughing:

[laruku]

heya!!! macdawn.. let me SAVE you.. i shall direct all who want to know MORE about the HOly POS to this site:

its her official HOly website so you can go and get HOly there.. ALL stuff including pictures, videos(which will have her songs naturally)... FEAST away...

english official website.. beware of HOly popups!!! (http://www.heyaosun.com/default_eng.asp)

[macdawn]

I have already downloaded the files..... and am posting them up now..... forget it.... you can't save me now :cry: save yourselves.... dun go near that place and dun click what I am going to post!!!! I warned Karen already, let's hope she is strong enough to withstand that onslaught...... but I dun think there are THAT many people who wants to play footies with potiential brain damage.... ..

I downloaded the low quality ones, cos the high quality ones are like 9MB each!!! :oops:
WARNING!: Click at your own peril! :rasp: :brows:
Sun With Love (http://f2.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/kyooko_dodo/vwp2?.tok=bc8NahTBo5yrdHu1&.dir=/My+Documents/HO-ly+Crap&.dnm=SunWithLove56.wmv&.src=bc)
Miss Zhao Gao (http://f2.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/kyooko_dodo/vwp2?.tok=bc8NahTB150Ij6Wq&.dir=/My+Documents/HO-ly+Crap&.dnm=MissZaoGao56.wmv&.src=bc)
Lonely Travels (http://f2.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/kyooko_dodo/vwp2?.tok=bc8NahTB3PCusIgi&.dir=/My+Documents/HO-ly+Crap&.dnm=GuDanLuXing56.wmv&.src=bc)

-MacDawn
PS: I have survived.... but I think I suffered permenant brain damge. :oops: .... I think I need a whole day of Jay Music to heal me.... :sick: :dead:
Oh my eyes, my poor eyes!!!! :oops:

[Angels on clouds]

Hey Hey!!
Dawn its alrite! i was alittle busy the past 2 days so since u're President of our highly-renowned club, u can set this poll up! heh :laughing:

i voted for 3....but it'll prob end up as 4 after listening to it! hehe.

For the uninitiated, try "Miss Zhao Gao" posted by dawn. U'll absolutel "lurve" her after watching her prance around. den, u can apply for membership at our club. Only the best HO dissers get selected... :brows:

now dawn...delete those videos from your comp. before u get infected... :bleh:

[macdawn]

Yeah, I really didn't know what to download from there, cos I turn off the radio everytime I hear her crappy voice comes on..... but from what little I heard :crazy: that was the worst one.... :wacko:

Too late, I have been infected :dead:.... I left that crappy website a broken girl :sick: My PC is on its way to be cleansed and rebooted :wink2: ... I sure hope this is worth it.... for me to go thru the valleys of death, and save the others from falling into the trap..... :rolleyes:

-MacDawn
PS: I'm sure you all know what to do? :wink2:

[smilepiggy]

i probably would listen to it once or twice for the sake that Jay wrote it, and pray that soemone would do up another version of it to ease my ears!and macdawn, WOW! u sure scarifice yourself to download her songs. mans...

[macdawn]

I even listen to the songs Jay wrote for Jolin, and I don't think Sun Ho is half as bad as Jolin, so yeah, I'll listen to the song and probably like it too.
Vunsin..... you've got to hear what I've downloaded to judge :shy: Be warn! :brows: ..... Jolin is an angel beside HO-ly Crap! :rasp:

-MacDawn

[moonsilk]

Woah...im shocked by the results of the poll...haha..
I voted for :I'll like it. (Err... Jay, why are you writing a song for her? But heck, since its by you, it has to be good...)

I wouldnt want to scold Jay just becos of that stupid woman...
Oh my...i pray that this thing will not hapen man...Never!!!

[chewy]

I will force myself to listen...but I doubt jay will write song for this HO-ly crap...mayb he will write a veri crappy song for her to sing, so as to eliminate her from the music scene, i.e. using a good strategy to eliminate her out...

[moonsilk]

I think Jay wouldnt lower his standards for songs just to eliminate her out...
I think he will still produce a very good song...but Jay will sing a version on his own... :sing:

Then the whole world will compare HO's version and Jay's version... :rolleyes:

Of course jay's version is a zillion more times better...heeheez...
Ho will then be embarrassed..hahaha... :brows:

[laruku]

hmm.. now now.. HO????? EMBARRASED?? come on.. she will never be embarassed i tell you. how can she be!? when she didn't even flinch when she was called a pastor-singer when she first entered the scene and then went on to say that the media made it up and she didn't know how to explain so she let it go. she didn't even flinch when they spent so much money building that enormous building called the City harvese church...

embarrased?? neh.. i don't think so... she will prob blow it up and say how JAY has written a song for her.. and totally ignore that she trashed it...

[Melvin]

Oh my!!! I'm the first one that voted for the first option??? I mean like... It was written by JAY.... if no one listens to it then it'll be like a failure.. And Jay would be so dissapointed.. So, just because Jay wrote it, I'll make it special and love the song :D

[jayx8318x]

hmm I was just at her site, I don't get it, half a million people have seen her perform all over the world, she can't be that bad can she? Or were all these people tone deaf and blind?
I like her hair color on the site though....and I have to admit, her song "Sun with Love" wasn't THAT bad, maybe if someone else sang it. Miss Zao Gao was hideous. Her voice was horrible sounding. But are there any HO lovers here at all? Or would they be too ashamed to admit it?

And yeah I would have to pick #2, I wouldn't want to disappoint Jay either, I'm sure anything he produces would be great. And he'll probably perform it live at one of his concerts so it won't be a total waste.

edit: I just watched her clip at the Grammy's!! OMG she made it on the Billboard charts and was the first Asian to do it? Is she really that bad?

[Angels on clouds]

U're being brainwashed!!

her voice is so-so. but the main thing that annoys all of us anti-HOly fans is that she's extremely fake! for more info, see here http://jay-chou.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3837

u'll join us in no time!

(this sounds like some advert.... :bleh:)

[ho_yt]

Macdawn, you get brain damage jus because you are helping Karen getting the videos, I feel so pity of you :bow: , let me help you get your memories back :hugz:, we will appreciate it. Even if I am a unbelieved by it. I'm sure karen will appreciate it as well. :happy:

BTW, I'm on karen's side, Ho is not so bad, she volunteer herself in the NKF, thats shows that she not that bad at all. Her voice is a little too sweet, but I still can insert it into my ears.

P.S: HO-ly Crap members, please don't come with weapons on me. Karen, be careful as well, they are looting you into their club.

[macdawn]

*Deep Sigh*
I knew it..... for people who are not from Singapore, it will be really difficult to try to even explain why anyone outside the CHC circle absolutely dislike HO-ly crap.

BTW, I'm on karen's side, Ho is not so bad, she volunteer herself in the NKF, thats shows that she not that bad at all.
Well, she didn't exactly volunteer.... I mean, she wasn't one of those people working like dogs on the ground level. She joined because that was the biggest charity show in Singapore, and everyone who was anyone is performing there. All the Singaporean artistes who are available, those with no work committment during that period of time gave their time to help out in the NKF show.

That is like th BIGGEST publicity stunt an artiste could wish for, for a publicity hound like HO-ly Crap..... how could she refuse to perform?????

hmm I was just at her site, I don't get it, half a million people have seen her perform all over the world, she can't be that bad can she? Or were all these people tone deaf and blind?
Karen, you are looking at the 'official website' what were you expecting them to tell you? They are telling you 'selective' information here...... yeah, 'half a million people seen her perform all over the world', but did they tell you most of the 'performances' were free concerts? And I am willing to bet, most of the people who went there, probably were invoted by the church.....

Ask Jason! HO-ly crap just had a 'concert' on Perth......

As for the concert in Singapore...... did the website tell you, that when they had that 'sell-out' concert...... the CHC was also selling the tickets at the church, and encouraging the congregation to buy the tixs? And did they tell you, you can get the $90+ tix for $12? My sister was offered a couple of those tixs from some of her classmates who were attending the church......

When we talk about a million plus people going to see Jay, we are talking about a million plus people paying the full ticket price to see Jay, they didn't go there because it was free, or because the tix were selling dirt cheap.....People buy Jay's CD because they wanted to hear Jay's music.... not because their church encouraged them to buy more than 5 copies (of the SAME CD each) :-x

edit: I just watched her clip at the Grammy's!! OMG she made it on the Billboard charts and was the first Asian to do it? Is she really that bad?
Did they mention that it was the breakthru award in the billboard, not the actual billboard? 'selective information', Karen...... They are very very good at doing that ya know...... :whistle:

The label company go around in Taiwan telling Taiwanese people that she has the best selling album in Singapore...... then turn around and tell Singaporeans that her album is selling like hotcakes in Taiwan...... :whistle:

Somewhere in these two places, some idiots will think, "Oh, she is so famous there, she must be pretty good" and bought her CD too.....Even though when they hear her music, they didn't think much of it... they'll keep telling themselves, "she has so many supporters, she must be good. There must be something wrong with MY view" and they could convince themselves that she is good, trusting what the record company is protraying, instead of how they really feel...... that's peer-pressure.... and when those people grow up, they'll look back and wonder,"I was THAT dumb?" :oops:

That's all I have to say about her so-called 'popularity'. :worry: .... People outside Singapore, you'll probably never understand, but heck, I dun think you'll be so unfortunate to be infected by that HO-ly Crap virus.....up till now, she is only trying to infect us asians.....

-MacDawn
PS: Call me prejudiced, if you want. :brows: .... heck, I really enjoy dissing that HO-ly pile of Crap here!!!! You are spoiling our fun here!! :shifty: :wink2:
:whistle:

[friends_pt]

This thread really attracted my attention... First of all, i didn't vote from any of the above options... my option will be tat i'll not detest the songs since it's written by Jay neither will i listen to it cos i don wan tat holy crapper's voice to insult Jay's music... But i strongly believe tat Jay won't compose any song for tat Holy crapper... it seems so impossible cos Jay's style is totally different frm tat woman... i think Jay might have rejected her request umpteen time. n Jay normally write for singers who is his friends or of the same company either alfamusic or Sony music... Tat woman is of neither n not even Jay's frenz. i can say tat they practically didn't meet be4... so it's totally impossible for Jay to write songs for her... Jay is busy enough to compose for his own album, his frenz n any other ppl who requested for n other job. waste time to compose for tat crapper? muz be the greatest joke of the decade! hehe...

[yiwen]

hahaha. i chose the second one.
probably cause i'm a bit too biased. everytime i hear that there's a song by jay, i'll be like, " oh, it'll be good!" and even if it doesn't sound so good at the beginning, i'll think that it sounds brilliant, and sometimes I heard the DJ wrong and it wasn't by him. then i'll tell my sister, " oh, it wasn't that great..."

hahaha. so i'll probably like it first..and maybe consider the disgusting shrieking by ho-ly crap afterwards. that stupid woman doesn't have the power to change the way i listen to jay! ( did i say it too soon? lol! ) Sigh, and anyway, jay wouldn't have anything to do with HER. hahaha..macdawn! you're so funny! :) mean but correct.

[xian186]

Is there any way that we can seperate the singing from the music?
Like karaoke like that?
In this way, I will still survive from listening to the music and still able to enjoy it!

[invis]

ahhhhhhhhh~ i clicked the website link by accident... and what greeted me? a 'lovely' BIG picture of HO staring right into my face... :dead: <-- my expression now

oh gosh... what a dilemma~ why would jay do such a thing? i'll choose option 3... but firstly i'll prepare a bucket (for puking purpose :bigyuck: ), and jay's CDs (so i can listen to neutralize her horrific voice)... then i'll look for an instrumental version because i believe jay's compositions are always good... :love: yep even jolin is much better than HO...

[tc9.jay]

my friend once told me that Ho's husband played bball with Jay. I naturally tried to pry more information out of her... but that's all she knew. My friend's at City Harvest but I 'm not sure how true this thing is. :hmm:
But anyway... I chose option 2! I love Jay too much to be affected by erm... HO-ly Crap. And besides, Jay's compositions always suit the person he's writing for...like Jolin's jue shi ai and shuo ai ni, so I don't think it would be that bad. :wink2:
But... I absolutely detest the song 'ms zao gao'. It SUX big time. It makes her sound slutty and downright disgusting. :sick:

BUT... another pc of info frm my city harvest fren (though once again, not sure of its reliability)... and a piece of GOOD news for Ho haters everywhere, is that Ho is quitting the entertainment industry for good. So I guess, everyone here will be going Hallejulah. :happy:

[LaoNah]

I chose 3.. Actually if it's good i will listen to it more(if you just don't think about the face when she sings) :oops: ... I don't think Jay would anyhow make songs for anybody so he must have a reason...

[jay624luv]

why would jay do something like that but if that really happen i try to listen to it i really hate her everything about her is just so fake omg she also needs a fashion check fhave u seen the colthes she wears.her voice is so fake to in every song of hers her voice is different so u noe se is a ........ FAKE :bleh: :D

[wkhwa]

i'll never touch tat with a 10 foot pole....
even some1 gave me the cd 4 free I'll break, smash, then burn it....

[Lai Cheng Hung]

Anyway, I wouldn't care a song is sung by who, instead I would like a song if it is a good song which has a rhythmic tone, good lyrics and then I think i would even accept the song even if it is sung by William Hung or Xu Chun Mei!

[HaNaBi]

I'll only like it since it's Jay...similar to Prague's Square and The Spirit of the Knights

[YuCheng]

i dont tink jay would allow someone to sopil his songs like that.. neva would that horse face do any jay songs.....

[rainbowballoon]

I will just listen to it 'cos it's one of jay's compositions.. hmm but I'm not sure whether I'll like it though. :dry:

[lalala]

I voted for 2). I will like all Jay's compositions eventhough it is sung by HO-ly crap. It is because I simply like Jay alot. I will accept all his compositions no matter who the singer is.

[kasic_fantasy]

is there anything wrong for him to write a song for him? i see nothings wrong with that.

her music is not that bad. mind you all people who dissed her shes the only asian singer who make it to the billboards....

jay is very talented and i believe that Sun will be able to make it good. shes only a pregnant woman can you guys just stop all your dissing.. :dry: *very offended*