New rank suggestions?

[jayx8318x]

Ranks are the little sayings under your username, like "Jay Who"
"Jay Admirer" , etc..
You can't change these yourselves, they automatically change based on how many posts you make. But please don't just post useless things all over the place to gain post count.


So since alot of them are more suited towards girls, I'm looking for more gender neutral suggestions.

[scarletwillow]

Haha, I felt pretty silly when I had "Jay doesn't have any underwear because I stole them!"... ^_^

Well, lessee...
Is there something to the likeness of Jay's disciple? I can't remember if that was a title here or not X_X

[stargirl]

Yeah poor jlo........ but you must admit it WAS pretty funny!

What about things like

Jay's begging me for my phone number

Jay's stalking ME

Jay's volunteer bodyguard

errr i just realized im really bad at this. If it were random silly or funny ranks you wanted I could dish them out faster than you can say jay-is-a-sexy-beast-who-will-one-day-rule-the-world-by-stargirls-side. I think the ranks are generally pretty good i don't think the guys care ALL that much... correct me if im wrong!

cheers

Stargirl

[muzikanjel]

hahaz! im quiet happy with these ranks now^^..but at first..i thought ppl could change them..so i thought guyz here are gay coz some of their lil sayings were like.."i love you jay" and "i stole his underwear" blah...hahahz..

wellz..ill give some suggestions neway..

(just say its 300 posts or howeva many u want=p)
"Jay likes people who posted exactly 300 posts"

"QUIT copying me Jay!! Its now a fact that im DIAO-er than you!"

"Face it Jay..my diaoness is overpowering you with all these meaningful posts.."

hehehez..they are good arent they? =P

[Sparkling_Jade]

hmmm i kinda copied this from the new thread, but how bout
"Jay´s personal microphone"? i don´t know if it´s suitable for guys, but i sure wouldn´t mind the rank :wink2:

[sagara0510]

how about

"Jay's bball buddy" (think there is already a bball one rite?)

or "Jamming with Jay"

or "Jay's songwriter" :happy:

thats all i got for now...hope that helps!

[scarletwillow]

Hmm... what do you mean personal microphone?
You mean, like PR?
Jay's Public Relations Manager would sorta work in that respect too... sorta long though X_X

[Sparkling_Jade]

jay has his own personal mic that he carries around in his concerts :happy:
how bout "hanging around at J´s antique shop"? that´s kinda long too... not feeling very creative at the moment :oops:

[rosiean86]

hmm..i guess i'll try this out. Gotta warn you though, i'm not very good :D

"Jay's right-hand person"
"They call me Mini-Jay" (like from Austin Powers)
"Jay's personal body-guard"


That's all I can think of for now, I might edit later with more.

*Edit* JLo, my ranking just changed, I noticed just now and took that suggestion out hehe. :blush:

[scarletwillow]

Hmm, I really like the MiniJay thing!
As for "Jay has a restraining order against me", take a look at your own title dear ^_~

[Viv]

Oh~ Sounds fun. ^^

How about...
"Jay freak-o-holic"
"A Tad Obsessed"
"His Beyootiful Wifey"(for girls only though...)

...well, it's all I can think of with my dumb brain for now...

[roche]

how about:

my phone number is on jay's 10 most frequently dialed numbers....

i have only 1000 posts coz I have been busy chatting with jay

zhou mama's cooking dinner for jay and me...

i am actually ding dang in disguise...

jay and i are a pair of chopsticks, we can't function without the other


that's it for now...
sorry, i don't think they are very erm, neutral...
ah well...

[beach gurl]

What about :

- His band of brothers
- The other young heavenly king
- His long-lost-brother
- Always by his side (next to Ding Dang)
- He's the Prez, I'm the Veep
- as diao as it gets

Added 31 March :
- Six degree to Jay(dom)
- In Jay we trust
- J's antics collector (pun intended)
- If Jay had tasted my fried chicken, KFC won't have a chance.

[the one]

some other suggestions from me :oops: :

for girls...

~ Jay's personal assistant
~ Jay's image consultant
~ Jay's secretary
~ Jay's prom date
~ Jay's #1 fan!
~ The girl of Jay's dreams
~ Do not disturb: Styling Jay's Hair.
~ I'm busy putting on make-up on Jay.
~ Hey! I'm trying wardrobes on Jay. Go away!
~ Interviewing Jay.

for guys...

~ Chilling out with Jay.
~ I can beat Jay anytime in 8-ball pool.
~ Jay's crib is tight!
~ Pulling pranks on Jay, heheh!
~ Me and Jay rapping "Ti Tian"
~ Having one-on-one basketball with Jay.
~ I beat Jay at go-karting, woho!
~ Jay got punk'd by me, haha!

lmao -_-"'...

[Miss_gun]

Well... :blush:
"Diaoness starts from Jay"

"I'm Jay's Underwear" :bleh:

"Starting to know Jay"

[littleasian]

how about:

"i put the DIAO in jay chou"
"Jay's mama"
"sexi-beast"
"Numba 1 stunna"

haha...im such a dork :bleh:

[Viv]

I just thought of one...

How about "He is the ping and I am the pong"?

...It sounded great in my head...

[*meow]

hmm.. how about this..
"auditioning to be jay's next mv lead"
"cool blue the pepsi way"
"i just won the karaoke contest with jay's song!"
"i got so many posts. diao bu diao?"

:oops: gee.. i think my suggestions are kinda lame.. but well.. just suggestions! :D

[knock]

LMAO! Viv! You are funny! It's feels like "Da Ping and da Pong"!! Haha.. it's sounds good in da head when it goes "Ping pong.. ping Pong"

My suggestions

"Uh huh Jay check it check it"
"Jay = Diao = ME"

Argh.. Cant get any off my head currently.. :oops:

[missTBA]

i don't know how creative i can be, but how about:

"jay's my homeboy" (or dawg or something...)
"out - teaching jay some new tricks"
"i know all of jay's moves by heart"
"i am the yin to jay's yang" (though that's probably more for girls"

?

[Melvin]

haha yea i'm "mrs jay chou" now.. omg.. I WISH?? I WISH NOT!

well let me think of some suggestions..

how about

Rapping with Jay
Jay's 2cool4me
Surfing with Jay on clouds
Nunchucking with Jay
Waiting in Silence for Jay

[tearstained7987]

here are some

inching like a snail....closer and closer to jay

want to visit my jay shrine?

im not obsessed with jay...i just cant leave him

jay jay jay jay...need i say more?

hehe..pretty bad.

-amie

[bee]

err 0_o;; i got:

i only like the alphabet because jay's in it

and thats it. :sweat: why do i feel stupid all of a sudden...X_X

[xiaoli]

Hey that's really cute!

That reminds me; I remember munchi_75 used to have this in her siggy yonks ago:

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put J and I together.

(usually it's U and I together)

[Vicluva]

i don't this has been suggested yet, but how about:

-I AM JAY

it works for both guys and girls (although i reckon the gals would rather be WITH him! :bleh: )

[illusionanqel]

What about:
"I have Jay's cell number"
"I know where Jay lives"
"Eating dinner with Jay"
"Watching movies with Jay"
"Beating Jay at Basketball"
lol those are all pretty corny :P

[Angels on clouds]

How about these:

"Jay can't sing. I'm the one doing it for him."

"I was arrested for Jay-Walking"

lame.... :laughing:

[hisashi]

Angels on clouds> U want to be bashed by the fans here? :laughing:

Erm, "Jay's fashion consultant"

"Jay's driven-chauffeur in his antique car"

"Cooking his favourite fried chicken!"

[smilepiggy]

okok, this is fun. how about 'i am playing the piano with Jay'
or, 'i spent the end of the world with Jay'
'Shh, i'm meeting Jay in third year class 2 for ping pong'

hahas, pretty bad yea?

[Melvin]

LOL..

hmm how about these

Voting for President Chou
Surfing along with Jay
Jay sued me for copying his walking style :(

[charmed_1009]

Okay..em..let's see...for girls and guys
-I was caught for JAYwalking about ten times a day(oh wait...i just checked and saw that Angels On the Clouds wrote jaywalking
-Hear that girl rapping in Nuo Fu?Yeah..that's me..
-Marry me Jay?I'm free on Sunday..
-I'm planning for a football team of children with Jay
-Helping Zhou Ma Ma in the kitchen..cooking for Jay

[w4t3r_lily]

Marry me Jay?I'm free on Sunday..

lol..i like this one..it's really really funny..

[charmed_1009]

Thanks w4t3r Lily..

i've got another one..maybe for the guys...
-I'm planning to name my future baby Jay

Haha...ok that was crap...i just wrote that for fun...it's more for the guys..cause I..personally as a girl..would want to marry Jay and feel that it's ridiculous to name my future child after my husband....

[Chun Li]

how about:

Jay was so naughty last night (can you imagine that on a GUYS rank!?HAHAHAHHA!!!!@!!)

[stargirl]

jay has touched me in places no other has touched before! .................. meaning the soul or heart you guys....... c'moN!!!!!

[feixuan]

I m biting JAY's Nose!!!
Jay is biting my ear!!!

GAH that sound weird! but i think i like it :D

[charmed_1009]

Chun Li.....
your suggestion is so...............right for me!!!
ahahahahahahaha...just joking......
it was a good one...
one day the guys check their rank and see..."Jay was so naughty last night"
and they go..WHAT??

[Squall]

should think of more ranks for the minority here(Male members)

i was at Jay house last night,playing video games with him

[msv]

here's some for the guys too :wink2:

-I beat him at basketball
-Jay's my homeboy
-Playing swordfight with Jay
-Checking out girls with Jay
-I'll be the bigger man and let Jay keep the girl
-I'd go for Jay if I was a chick

[ColaPoP]

I ordered these by rank, rather than by sex. Should be usable either way...

For the regulars:

- Yay Yay, Yay 4 Jay!
- Jay Knows MEEEE!!
- Jay's buying me dinner. He owes me!
- Where Jay goes, I will follow!
- Can you dig Jay? Yes you can!!
- When I grow up, I wanna be Jay!
- Jay and I are tight like that.
- Jay's starring in my next MV!!!

For a newbie:

- Who's Ding Dong? *blank*
- What's DIAO? Isn't that rude?
- Doesn't Jay wear underwear?!? *hmm*
- I should start a new thread to introduce myself :laughing:

[charmed_1009]

Msv...can you imagine how 'Checking out girls with Jay' will look like on a girl's rank??hehe.....good one for a guy though....

[msv]

Msv...can you imagine how 'Checking out girls with Jay' will look like on a girl's rank??hehe.....good one for a guy though....

Well, I did say it was intended for Boys :rolleyes: but I wouldn't mind if Jay was checking out girls with me, cause I'd say, "see how lucky you are with me instead of that slut? see how stuck up that one is? eew Jay, no, aren't you glad you're with me? at least your kids----our kids won't lok like Barney the messed up version :shifty:

Bleh.....!!!!!!

[charmed_1009]

msv...i said IMAGINE...hehe... :wink2:
oh man...if you were the one to choose Jay's future wife...you know...like a matchmaker...i bet you will end up with yourself....

hah!who wouldn't??

[msv]

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!! ah Charmed, that's the funniest sh** i heard all day long!

Why would I marry Jay when all I just want him for midnight booty calls :brows: And I don't think gay marriages are allowed in Taiwan.... look at my gender, I'm a male now! but I'm 23 and legally can marry Jay if you count the age of course :wink2:

[charmed_1009]

Oh wow...msv...you're a male now eh??and 23 too?? :wink2:
good!one less competitor of Jay.....
It's about time we have more males around the forum...hehe

[mein]

what about this?..

Jay, a wondrous gifts from mystical Zhou mama
Learning cantonese from jay
Playing with jay's hair

[friends_pt]

well... how about the followin:
- Joining Alfa music to become Jay's junior!
- Gonna be Jay's next MV lead!
- Celebrating with Jay his birthday alone!
- Jay receiving an award from Me!

[wonnage]

would it be possible to code different ranks for males and females? it does feel kinda weird to have this rank <.<

*edit just realized i'm reading for dummies instead of being a fanatic now! Now there's a cool rank.

Maybe we could incorporate some of the song titles...for example for the poor newbies that can't speak up they could have 'kai bu liao kou"...haha ^^

[htruc]

I've read the quotes and some of them are hilarious! Now that I figured how the reputation system works, I've wondered how the rank suggestion works. Does anybody know the complete, I know it's a long one. By the way, how many posts do you get to the next rank. Ten? I can't think of good ones. But I'll try. I don't even know if it was used before. :shy:

"Appearing in Jay's next MV."
"Stranded on an island with Jay."
"Chaotic Dancing with Jay."
"Checkmating Jay."

Ah I don't know. :shy: It sounds kind of weird.

[Lizzy]

I though of this one not sure if anyone used this:
Jay owes me cash
Jay4life
Jays Angel
Jays Guardian Angel
I dont know they sound corny

[lepencil]

Maybe we could incorporate some of the song titles...for example for the poor newbies that can't speak up they could have 'kai bu liao kou"...haha ^^
If you've noticed for some of the members who have been around longer, they would have some of the song titles in their ranks already. :sweat:

[Lizzy]

I just thought of some new ranks(sorry if they already exist)
"I got +A's forJAyology"
I attended Jay nursery school(or high school,or university....)
I gratuated form Jay High(or any level of schooling)with flying Colours!
I am a thief!cos i stole Jay's heart "or"Jay's stole my heart"
Haha i know i know they are corny but i think the first one is cool!

[xinerz]

I just thought of some new ranks(sorry if they already exist)
"I got +A's forJAyology"
I attended Jay nursery school(or high school,or university....)
I gratuated form Jay High(or any level of schooling)with flying Colours!
I am a thief!cos i stole Jay's heart "or"Jay's stole my heart"
Haha i know i know they are corny but i think the first one is cool!

all those ranks are so creative! i wish i had a creative mind... =___= unfortunately, my brain's all drained out from all the studyin my rents want me to do... i have no imagination period. but i'd love to see those rankings on some of our member's!! (esp mine.. hehe) =D

[pamujung]

amm.. my idea flow here :

- I'm Jay's cousin, we are going to GMA together
- I'm Jay's best girlfriend, not Jolin << haha
- My life is stop when I know Jay's music
- I don't know Jay but Jay knows me. Diao huh ?!

[xinerz]

here are my two cents (hopefully they're not already taken/suggested):

-playing duets with jay <-- i play violin, he plays cello =)
-jay's teaching me chinese
or
-i'm teaching jay chinese
-jay's exotic azn massager
-i taught jay his nunchucks
-i scored a 1600 on JAY

... yeah, they're really retarded... =\

[Lizzy]

Xinerz:thanks!you also made up some real cool ones!
I thought of some other ones:Hope they havent been suggested before!
E=Me+Jay(E=mc2)
I am president (or prime minister.....)of Jay universe!
I got my green card for Jay universe.

haha i think they dry!

[kamui]

-i scored a 1600 on JAY

... yeah, they're really retarded... =\


haha i love this one... maybe coz i've been thinking abt PSAT's and SAT's right now, but i think its really good... oh and i wanted to say, whoever thought of the one i have (If Jay had tasted my fried chicken, KFC wouldn't have a chance), propz to you!!!

half the time i post just to see what kind of rank i will have next lol.. but don't worry, i love this forum too much to post junk (plus i'd be kicked out ^_^)

[aznhkgrl]

How about...

"The wood in Jay's nunchuks are from the tree in my backyard."

Hahaha it's so random but it just came to me...
Oh Oh I just thought of one but I don't know if someone already said it or not...but if someone did I'm sorry... and you can yell at me :shutup:
but...

"All my friends just seem incompairable to Jay."

[pyre]

I just thought some neutral ones...hope they're ok!

Do not disturb: Getting ready for a nite on the town with Jay
I made the cake that Jay wanted to eat (from Hidden Track)
Busy: Listening to Jay's newest creation
My Dimples Are Better

Im not sure if this is a good one, but I'll add it here...
"The feet can learn the steps but only the spirit can dance"

[dagamezmasta]

i know that there's song rankings, but i was just wondering.. is there one for "grandpa's tea"? cuz if there wasn't.. we could do:
drinking grandpa's tea with jay.. or
jay's tea is better than grandpa's tea

[kasic_fantasy]

meeting jay in yuan you hui
explaning the meaning of jian dan ai to new couples with jay
trying to excape from the clif of love
praying in a deserted church in the name of the father
fighting off the ban shou ren with jay

...yea i know mine is a bit sucky but just thought of it...

[friends_pt]

Jus thot of some n hope it helps...

Gonna be Jay's concert guest!
Teaching Jay English
Helping Jay in preparing his English Album!
Helping Jay bringing his 30kg of new clothings he bought after shopping!
Cleaning Jay's Antique shop

[pyre]

Helping Jay register for a Member Group at JCNET
I pick Jay's clothes
I make tea for Jay and his Grandma
Spending the weekend with Jay

[msv]

I pick Jay's clothes
ahahahaha..... are you sure you really want that under your title? You don't mind a bit of tomatoes and rotten lettuce for putting jay and his fans through the grandma syndrome and "help! the bright pink and green are killing my eyes" symptom! (j/k)

[pyre]

haha...true that! I was just thinking of funny titles and that popped into my head! My fav is "MY DIMPLES ARE BETTER". hehe

[nycgirls]

Claiming territory in Jay's style
(I think we have this already, or something like that) Jay's VIP basketball mate
I share a recording room with Jay
Yep, his my next door neighbor, yo~~
Jay's altimate secret keeper
Jay is on my emailing list for my Chess Club~~

Yikes, just suggested a whole bunch of trash...but at least it's some contribution... heh heh.

[kamui]

how about

the many faces of jay.. and i get to see them all
i'm on my way up to the starz, and jay;s there waiting for me
i'm signing autographs for jay
who needs food when you've got jay?
currently in jay's dressing room; do not disturb
scratching jolin's eyes out

haha... er last one.. don't ask >_<

[pyre]

New one I made up...people would agree!

Hunting down Jay's horrible stylist

[dagamezmasta]

Making up Excuses for surfing JCNET 24/7.
Inviting Jay into My Territory.

ok i know those are all for song names, and if you guys already have rankings for those two, then don't worry about it. bad thing about ranks with song names in it is that it's only for the senior members with like 1000 posts or more, but that's the only ones i can think up right now.

[kasic_fantasy]

locked my soul in the penisula iron box
yea i know this sounded like lock my heart in the penisula iron box throw away the key... ....but i hope it isnt that bad....

[di`jay]

Lol so many suggestions are so damn funny la. Haha. Welll I've got some here. Just thought of them in a jiffy. Lol.

`- Just can't get the wedding bells out of my head.
`- Bring it on, Jolin. You're facing strong competition here. :gun:
`- See the "Just Got Married" banner outside? Yea Jay and I just used it last Saturday. :cloud9:
`- Jay darling, I've booked a room at the Hyatt already. Meet you there at 8? [It's possible the room's booked to celebrate him winning awards or after his concert or something right. Lol.]

Okay so they aren't that funny or good. Especially the last one. Lol. But oh well. I love the 3rd one. Heh. :-)

[aznhkgrl]

jay.rox some of those are good...but we have to keep in mind that some of the members are guys...so I don't really think some of the guys want that as their ranks...haha...

Couple more based on songs...
Jay promised to teach me the dragon punch.
Jay Chou's MY best friend, you heard?
Me and Jay are going to catch the ninja with our nunchucks.
Me and Jay have our own secret signal

This one seems more David Tao..but since Jay sang it at The One concert...
Jay is helping me find myself.

I picked some of the most random songs...haha...

[pyre]

Busy: Eating KFC with Jay
What's new on the menu Zhou Mama?
Out: Playing ball with Jay
Face it Jay, my eyes are bigger

[kamui]

Face it Jay, my eyes are bigger


HAHA that's great!! :excited: his eyes are pretty small..

[dagamezmasta]

Me and Jay are going to catch the ninja with our nunchucks.
Me and Jay have our own secret signal


*ahem* please excuse me for interrupting, but isn't it supposed to be "jay and I" instead of "me and jay" when it comes to proper grammar usage? great ideas aznhkgrl btw. i especially like the one about "ni ting de dao"

[rainbowballoon]

Just a suggestion: Jay Part II

well, it refers to those who post immensely and knows nearly EVERYTHING about jay.. maybe even better than jay himself. =pp So we can call them Jay Part II. =\ just an idea.

[illusionanqel]

Spending all my cloudless days with Jay
Jay's music puts me in a starry mood
Jay and I are ninja buddies
That's a lame excuse for being late Jay...

Haha ;_;

[dagamezmasta]

hm... these suck.. but i'll put them in anyways..

these two are based off his concert series:

Jay is "The One" for me.
Jay's so good he's "Incomparable" to others.

haha a combination of the two most loved jay love songs:

The Orange Jasmine blooms on the Sunny Day.

hm.. some others:

Jay worshipper.
Jay idoliser.
I took Fang Wen Shan's job.

[aina]

I just got one, inspired from Jay's Qi Li Xiang MV

Touching my cheek everytime i hear the word "tomato"
:sweat:

Stranded in Jay-a-holic club

i'm thinking for more..

[friends_pt]

Preparing Jay's next book after Grandeur de D Major
Promoting Grandeur de D Major

[HaNaBi]

How about this? Trying to pick up jay's scent 7 miles away.

Beat this: My sausage Lips

[eimiie]

How about this? Trying to pick up jay's scent 7 miles away.

Beat this: My sausage Lips

wow.. i <3 the first one! :excited:
how about...

feeding jay chou qi li xiang chicken butt.
hehee..

or.. plastering my walls with jay`s diaoness :wink2:

[pyre]

hmmm....

Jay's cooking for me...wish me luck!
I thought I saw Jay working at KFC
I actually write songs for Jay...worship me!!!
I'm Jay's neighbour

[jay_is_cute]

omg save me from lameness.

jay, a restraining order won't help
my dimples are cuter
im going shopping with grandma
im stranded without jay

just curious: are new ranks still needed?

[SimpleBlackHumor89]

well, suggestions wont ' hurt

um, sorry if they're lame..

Jay- you will always be my Boo
Jay-your diao is uncomparable

[pamujung]

This will be what I am now :

- I didn't sleep last night because of Jay
- Stalking Jay mode
- I don't understand Chinese but I know Jay

[jay_is_cute]

hehe i just thought of another couple:

landy, elva, vivian, jolin, (insert other rumored girlfriend), ME
sewing jay another flower sweater

the first one is probably for girls but yeah... :-)

[pamujung]

lol I love that, Buns :D

For the chrismas theme,
- All I want for Chrismas is Jay
- Santa Jay is for die-hard fans like us

[scsa1987]

Wow... A december topic... But anyway...

"I manufacture phones for Jay"
"Jay consults me for ideas"
"His smile rocks because I'm his dentist"
"I'm his pilot"
"I am IK because he is J"
"Jay's teaching me diao-ness"
"I direct his MVs"

[Polkadots]

How's this:

" There's no excuse not to like Jay "

[theoneandonlyjay]

How bout:

Diaoness cannot be learned; it is a talent.

its too long tho. = /

[friends_pt]

Jus thot of this.

Jay promise to bring me to YUAN YOU HUI!
Being Jay's next concert producer
Investing in Omni by JFK

[sean-eka]

hey... dropp by...

This are mine : Diao-ed by Jay (for those with low rep points...)
: Jay's Sharing his Di Pan with Me!
: I have a son that looks just like Jay!
: Jay... marry me soon! (for girls... ONLY!) :wink2:
: Jay's singing his Grandeur de D minor to me!

[friends_pt]

These ideas are actually taken from Jay's msg he posted on Alfamusic.

Accompanying Jay to climb up the mountain top!
Protecting Jay from the arrows from the media!

[princessKitty]

how about simply:

On the stage with Jay

Meeting Jay for a Basketball Game

I don't know, something like that. i wasn't thinking of something cheesy like:

Me and Jay are Best Friends!
Jay and ME
Call me Jay's Friend
Jay is Cool!

I don't like that sort of cheesiness.but then again, i hope the ones i made wern't too Cheesy. (i should really stop using the word cheesy)

[jaychou_21]

Here are some suggestions:

Jay's long-lost sibling

If there's anyone diao-er than me,that's Jay

Jay's English tutor

Jay Worshipper

Jay's newly-hired servant

Full-time Jay stalker

Slave for Jay

Guarding Zhou Jie Lun

Jie Lun is my master

Befriending Zhou Mama

Eating Man Tous with Jay

Drifting with Jay

Singing along to Qing Tian

Initial D is my favorite movie and Jay is my favorite actor

Jay's personal assistant

Jay's dance instructor

Hope at least one of them makes it. :rolleyes:

[junnleenfaah]

haha.. this sounded funny in my head:

punching all the papparatzi's faces for jay

and another..
jay's favorite non-chinese speaking fan

mehh.. i'd prefer my first one, lol

[seaweedpatchkid]

How about...

Teaching Jay to Drift
On the road...racing Jay.
I'm heading towards the north.
Clutch, shift, drift.

That last one is weird. oO;

[htruc]

I'll give it a shot. Sounds tacky though. :dry:

:sweat:

H and I to the J spells Hi Jay!
Jay's fashion consultant. :whistle: Or is this already one?
Jay is going to advertise his next item for moi. :rasp: Moi is me for those who don't know French.
Engraving I LOVE JAY on the back of my JIII.
Going to be in Jay's next film.
Jay's accountant.
Co-starring in Jay's next movie.
Moving north to live find Jay.
He's the tofu boy, and I'm the tofu girl.
Jay's tofu, I'm soybean. :hmm:
Drifting to find an AE86.
My initials are D and J. :? ... Do you get this? Suppose to be your initials (first and last name). D for Initial D(drifting) and J which is Jay. This sounds so tacky.

That's all the tacky things I can think of in this kind of heat. I'm starting to see mirages every second.

[jbalibean]

I have a few ideas:

1) Learning the ropes from Master Zhou
2) Exploring the keys of the diao universe
3) Killing me softly with his song

Just thought of the last one, don't know if you could use it, but I just thought of the Lauryn Hill song.

[fallenheartz]

Don't know whether these have been posted before or not, but here goes:

Jie Lun wants my panties/undies. :whistle:
Zhou mama thinks I'm hot.
On my way to a blind date... with Jay blindfolded.
Standing in the storm for Jay, I got a Jay fever immediately. (Lol, sounds funny. We had to 'queue' in the rain on the 21st for Initial D red carpet event, and usually I get a fever if I stay in the rain too long. :oops: )
Playing around with your fingers/fingertips.
Stranded on Jay island, waiting for Jay ((the hero) to rescue).
When Jay meets me.
Cookie! :bleh:
Shuai Ge and Mei Nu: Perfect match = Me and Jay. :bleh:
Bouncing my fuzzy anatanes (sp?) off for you.
Jay's rep points: unlimited
Jay adds 100 'jielunPoints' to my reputation.
Love me, or Jay'll eat you!

[junnleenfaah]

haha i like some of yours fallen (: i like your stranded one, but i think it'd be better just be to "island" not "Jay island" *shrugs* just my opinion

here's a suggestion.. [or is this already used?]
i'm jay's ke ai nu ren after patty [does that make sense? as in like.. jay's second adorable girl and patty's the first] yes? no? okay maybe not.. heh heh

[zhoudaoyan]

haha these are great! umm i will try to think of some to contribute!
`sorry if they have already been used and stuff yeah?
hrmm. better think of neutral ones.. * thinks * :hmm:
what about:
-Im the gas, Jay's the pepsi. [ or sumthing about pepsi!! haha!] i know that was lame. hehe. ummmm.. this is fun.
-sorry! can't talk right now! Busy choosing Jay's clothes. [ hrm. that ones a bit.. weird.. ]
-Jay, are you happier than in the past? I know i am. [well. that one. -no comment-

Or something about Initial D!!
-Riding in Jay's car! [ for the car you can put the name of the model hehe. i dont know it .. =PpP]
-Applying for a part time job at Jay's tofu shop.

or something along those lines. :D

[seaweedpatchkid]

Uhh...let's use the silly rhyme that was in my signature a while back!

-I'll take you to the tofu shop (And dip you in the soybean sauce!)
-Waiting for Jay to pick me up at the tofu shop
-Hanging out with Jay and Geng Hong
-I might be crazy about Jay. Just might.


LOL.

[fallenheartz]

Well, you can just put like the ranking rite now but instead put like ranking with Jay in front of it
:?????

Thanks junnleenfaah.

Spliting the waves to reach Jay. :?
Jay's teaching me to ride the wind, with him.
I say he, Jay says he; I say ha, he says he. (As in the song shuang jie kun [kuai shi yong shuang jie kun, he he ha he!] :blush: I don't know how to get the 'han yu pin yin' on it.)
Jay's photoshop-ing his face onto my picture. :love:
From Temporary Insanity to Permement Insanity. (This's sort of from a book.)

[junnleenfaah]

LOL i love seaweed's "i'll take you to the tofu shop"

very creative!

how about..
tofu never tasted so good.. cuz it came from jay.


lame? i thought so too =/ jeez, i suck at these, haha

[jaylun_rox]

Here are a few silly suggestions of mine. :oops:

from initial D...
- drifting away with Jay..
- Hanging out the tofu shop
- Jay and me on a journey to the north
- enjoying myself in one of jay's car spin
- cheering for Jay in the race
- Is it Jay or do i need an eye-check?
- Initial Droolers

hahaha.. :rasp:

[YuCheng]

just thought of this out of extreme boredom in the office..

drifting down akina in 86

sounds kinda lame right? :tongue: