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Chun Li
02-20-2003, 04:57 AM
Okay, this was kind of being discussed in another thread but I thought it was an interesting enough idea to be made into a new topic.

Say, you are walking around somewhere and all of a sudden, you see Jay Chou! There are no bodyguards around him, no media, no one, just 100% real Jay Chou standing there, doing nothing. You walk up to him to say something, and what is the first thing that pops out of your mouth?

For me, I'd say,

"Zhou Jie Lun, you have the sexiest body, let me lick you from head to toe you sexy irresistible stud muffin you!!"

just kidding. I would want to shock him, though. That'd be nice. I'd always be remembered by him as the girl who offered to lick him. AHAHAH!!!

EDIT: I'm so irritated at myself for forgetting to move the thread!! Gomen Gomen!! Sorry Karen!

kewlpiggy88
02-20-2003, 05:03 AM
lol, that's funni, but i bet jay would be grossed out! hehe. i think i'd tell him how much i love his music and his personality (very original, don't u think?) and then ask him to play 1-on-1 with me. hehe, that would be so cool! and then later, i'd take him shopping to buy clothes, and maybe go eat something! hehe, i'd also ask him for his email or w/e so we can keep in chance (fat chance!). o yeah, i'd also take lotsa pix w/ him and get some autographs. ah, if only dat would really happen...::sigh:: pure bliss!
kewlpiggy88

cici bebe
02-20-2003, 05:04 AM
stud muffin! hahahha XD you make me laugh :D

well, i'd pull out my priceless "time" line again.. it never fails!

Jo
02-20-2003, 05:15 AM
i would say...

"我的超級大老天阿! 真的是你! 哇...真是名副其實的矮東瓜...
我非常欣賞你的才華...可否教我如何尋找自己的音樂靈感?"

"OMG...IT IS YOU! wow...you're really just as short as everyone says...
i really admire your talents...can you teach me how to find my own music inspirations?"

^ ^;;

-Jo

Justin
02-20-2003, 05:18 AM
hahaha. Chun li is getting freaky.

i would go up there, say what's up, and give some words of support. i definitely would not be screaming and freaking out (im not a girl).

cici bebe
02-20-2003, 05:25 AM
pfft.. guys keep their cool but they're just jumping and excited inside as girls are on the outside ;D i mean come on meeting jay here how calm can you get?! ^_^

hahah i love chun li's humor, it cracks me up every time :D :D

Jo
02-20-2003, 05:27 AM
i would...as i said...probably say o my god!

but...really...jumping up and down while grabbing his hands and panting like an excited puppy is hardly what i had in mind...nor would it be something i could allow my sane self do ^ ^;;

-Jo

tee
02-20-2003, 05:37 AM
mayb tap him gently, and i'll say " exuse me, are you jay chou? " first to start the convo with a warm smile and kinda questioning face hehe...not to make it all wierd, like he deals with millions of fans that he sees everyday screaming at him haha.
So then he can be comfortable while talkign to me... then i'll go on about saying how his music inspires me, and all the admiration i have on him and his hard work/talent. Then i'll go on to my little musical bgr.. then go on from there talking abot music and carrying to other things =)

hisashi
02-20-2003, 07:23 AM
Jo and Chun Li: Funny! Think he will be pissed off?! haha..^^;

Me: Smile at him shyly as in the TV where he saw Jolin the first time on TV! ^_^ and say Keep up the Good Work! and walk off...^^;

no screaming though...in my heart and legs wobbling...

tee
02-20-2003, 07:26 AM
Me: Smile at him shyly as in the TV where he saw Jolin the first time on TV! ^_^ and say Keep up the Good Work! and walk off...^^;

no screaming though...in my heart and legs wobbling...

is there a clip of that?! really on TV? hmmm... that must be interesting to see! ^^

hongdou
02-20-2003, 07:29 AM
i will definitely be dumdfounded if i saw him on the streets one day. But i, too, won't be screaming, i think i will juz walked up to him and said tt i loved his songs and ask his signature.

jayx8318x
02-20-2003, 07:32 AM
For me, I'd say,

"Zhou Jie Lun, you have the sexiest body, let me lick you from head to toe you sexy irresistible stud muffin you!!"



I would say that... and more :twisted:
eh I dunno what I would say, since he doesn't like girls who speak English :( :-x

Chun Li
02-20-2003, 07:34 AM
stud muffin! hahahha XD you make me laugh :D

well, i'd pull out my priceless "time" line again.. it never fails!

Hey what are you going to do after you ask him what time is it??????

And Jo: -- hahhahahahaha!!! I think if you started jumping up and holding his hand he'd wonder if you're gay!

Quiet Boy
02-20-2003, 07:39 AM
i would ask for a photo with him hehehe

hisashi
02-20-2003, 07:56 AM
there a clip of that?! really on TV? hmmm... that must be interesting to see! ^^
dun no if there's a clip but i saw it on TV...Guess Guess Guess..he was i think choosing MV female leads and the tornado girl was there too..and he smiled at Jolin looking down..wearing a cap...and Jolin was also smiling at him with her Big Brown Eyes! ^^;; he looks as though she's going to eat him up! :D

cloUdsuRFer
02-20-2003, 07:56 AM
smile, get too embarrassed to say anything.....then kick myself afterwards

Chun Li
02-20-2003, 07:59 AM
there a clip of that?! really on TV? hmmm... that must be interesting to see! ^^
dun no if there's a clip but i saw it on TV...Guess Guess Guess..he was i think choosing MV female leads and the tornado girl was there too..and he smiled at Jolin looking down..wearing a cap...and Jolin was also smiling at him with her Big Brown Eyes! ^^;; he looks as though she's going to eat him up! :D

I think, suddenly, a huge electric current of jealously just passed through my body....

cici bebe
02-20-2003, 08:02 AM
..but he didn't choose her for the MV so I'm sure he wasn't satisfied or something?? words of comfort for chun li.. and for me.. >_< i don't like reading jolin's name even LOL

and "he looks as thoughs he's gonna eat him up" isn't that a frightening look??? ^_^

hisashi
02-20-2003, 08:08 AM
..but he didn't choose her for the MV so I'm sure he wasn't satisfied or something?? words of comfort for chun li.. and for me.. >_< i don't like reading jolin's name even LOL

and "he looks as thoughs he's gonna eat him up" isn't that a frightening look??? ^_^

haha~! ^^;;; erm..shld i say a embarrassing look?
maybe is Jacky Wu who did the choosing? coz he did this variety show..^^; and she seems too young (like a child) for him? haha... :)

jeansco_84
02-20-2003, 08:10 AM
if i actually had this "649" chance of meeting Jay 1 on 1, i'd probably pretend i was in some sort of hurry and accidently run into him and fall to the floor like the girl in "Jian Dan Ai" PV...haha..i'd immediately say sorry to him like a million times and hope that he'll help me up just like in the PV..!

if he really did that, i think that'll be the BEST day of my life..hehe, next to getting married!

but back to what i'm gonna say, hmm...after i get up, i'd give him this super grateful/suspicious look and ask him: "are you Jay?...i really like ur music!...are u busy? i was wondering if i could get ur autograph and maybe buy u a drink?"

haha..sounds like some lame pick up line, but if i really could meet him (without all the other ppl around him), i'd really do that!

Bunny
02-20-2003, 08:37 AM
i would say...

"我的超級大老天阿! 真的是你! 哇...真是名副其實的矮東瓜...
我非常欣賞你的才華...可否教我如何尋找自己的音樂靈感?"

"OMG...IT IS YOU! wow...you're really just as short as everyone says...
i really admire your talents...can you teach me how to find my own music inspirations?"

^ ^;;

-Jo

Ahahahaha! Ahahah... haa......... *wipes tear...... That's funni! "you're just as short as everyone says! :excited: " That'll get his attention all right! As long as it doesn't piss him off! Lol

munchi_75
02-20-2003, 11:28 AM
i would definately start crying and hyperventilate! :(

tontamoo
02-20-2003, 01:30 PM
"OMG! It's Zhou Jie Lun!" :excited:

dabsky
02-20-2003, 02:19 PM
i would...
go up to him and say i love his music in ENGLISH and just to see if he'd really faint,lol
haha jk..
maybe i'll ask for a pic together, gosh i would kill for a picture taken with jay chou

vivien17
02-20-2003, 03:11 PM
ok this is really boring, but i'll probably jus quietly say hi how are u? n try to give the sweetest smile ever. n pass him something with my number written on it. the one thing i wont do is shout and let everyone know that he's there cuz i want him all to myself..

Chun Li
02-21-2003, 03:28 AM
For me, I'd say,

"Zhou Jie Lun, you have the sexiest body, let me lick you from head to toe you sexy irresistible stud muffin you!!"



I would say that... and more :twisted:
eh I dunno what I would say, since he doesn't like girls who speak English :( :-x

heeheehee...!! Trust me, licking is a language that crosses all racial, ethnic, and national boundaries. It's the language of LOVE and I'm sure Jay is a fluent speaker!

choo min
02-21-2003, 06:58 AM
i wouldn't dare to do anything... most likely just stand in at a distance and stare at him unless a friend pulls me towards him. anyway he likes shy girls... or i'll ask my friend to accompany me to gat an autograph from him...

jAy is a s h y_ b o i
02-21-2003, 08:16 AM
this would be my reaction if i saw jay face to face, 1 on 1.


me: *gasp!* jay!
jay turns and looks to see whose gasping, sees me
me: *blushes and gives an embarrassed smile and looks to the floor*


that's all i'll be able to do lol i don't know if i can go up and ask for an autograph. if he was walking away tho because "this crazy girl isn't talking".

then i'll run after him and ask for an autograph while looking at his shoes or something. =P

ShunJing
02-21-2003, 08:19 AM
If I ever ran into Jay, I'd be wayyyy toooo speeechlesss to say anything! If I did say something, I'd first cry my tiny eyes out, then say "Hi. I love you so much. Would you . . . consider marrying me? Maybe just let me kiss you in the cheeks?" He'd be like EWWWW. HAHAHA. So funny.

babydoll
02-21-2003, 08:27 AM
I betcha the very first word will be "ERRrRrrR" followed up by "Am i dreamin?"

~*Love Jay*~
02-21-2003, 08:47 AM
hmm............if i was in a situation like this.........
i would go close up and i bet that the first thing to cum outta my mouth would be "omg, jay chou?"
i would do my best to start a convo with him, and see if he would juz wanna walk around together and have a lil chat, that is if he had time..............i would do my best not to start screaming, jumpin and all juz incase he getz a lil pissed or getz a lil startled
:love: jay cutie..............

Ziwei
02-21-2003, 11:15 AM
i think i wud pinch myself to c if i'm dreaming!

if i really get to c him (even harder than striking lottery!)..... i guess i wud say "Jay, can u teach me ur magic tricks har?", of cos will give him the sweetest smile tt i've got! :D

Serendipity
02-21-2003, 04:17 PM
ok this is really boring, but i'll probably jus quietly say hi how are u? n try to give the sweetest smile ever. n pass him something with my number written on it. the one thing i wont do is shout and let everyone know that he's there cuz i want him all to myself..

I'll take Vivian's cue...
Tell him I really like his music, then tell him if he's free I'd really love to chat with him... just talking, nothing else *sincerely with a lovely girl-next-door smile(yep, the one I'm practising now!)* Then he'd probably go all quiet or refuse or something and I'd just pass him something with my number on it... maybe, just maybe he'd change his mind... :p

ankh
02-21-2003, 04:31 PM
gosh.. i'll really think i'm dreaming!! happy until speechless bah.. haha~ maybe i'll keep on staring n scrutinizing him! he'll think i'm mad!

~sugarcookie~
02-21-2003, 04:57 PM
ok this is really boring, but i'll probably jus quietly say hi how are u? n try to give the sweetest smile ever. n pass him something with my number written on it. the one thing i wont do is shout and let everyone know that he's there cuz i want him all to myself..

I'll take Vivian's cue...
Tell him I really like his music, then tell him if he's free I'd really love to chat with him... just talking, nothing else *sincerely with a lovely girl-next-door smile(yep, the one I'm practising now!)* Then he'd probably go all quiet or refuse or something and I'd just pass him something with my number on it... maybe, just maybe he'd change his mind... :p

not a bad idea! lol, even if i don't plan to do that, i'll probably end up doing it anyways. :)

squirtle23
02-21-2003, 07:07 PM
Me ar....... here's wat i would say

Jay facing me first
Me: U up for a one on one right now
Jay: U got game?!
Me: Lets find out

Me and Jay race to nearby court and take it out on each other. DOU NIU!!!!!!!! till next morning...... exchange shoes hahaha.... :P

jay_C
02-21-2003, 07:09 PM
i wud say hi how are u
wud u mind giving your icq number, i promise i wont tell anybody
or maybe your private e mail address, you wont give me????
ok how bout if we play b ball
if u lose u must give me
if i lose i will give mine
thank bro

can i say it
or i will be speechless in front of him????????????

beach gurl
02-24-2003, 06:20 PM
I think the chance is very slim – maybe on his way to the toilet (?!).

First things is to tone down my surprise, I had seen several (local) celebrities – and they are always shorter, smaller, thinner than what you looked on tv or pics.
I would prefer to surprise him. In simple English, slowly and star trek accent
" you’re such a great talent that we think we should preserve your DNA. Please state your preferred time and place for the DNA test closest to my place "

(Hyde thanks for the inspiration)

xoxo
02-28-2003, 03:05 PM
me: 'ci sou hai bin dou ah?'
jay: !?!?!
me: diao!

ZizZi
02-28-2003, 03:58 PM
i will seriously goo...like
"will u marry me?"
hehe. i mean i've liked him for so long.. what have i got to lose? :p or maybe more realistically..
"can i get a hug?"
that is like my big dream.. hugging jay in his sweater. :love:

yunhui
02-28-2003, 06:25 PM
wow...

honestly i'll be so shock, so much tt i won't believe my eyes... i'll tell myself tt he's not jay, and i'm thinking about him so much so tt i'm hallunicating... lolx!! but if i can confirmed tt it's him, i also don't know what i'll say... think i'll approach him and ask if he's jay, den hmmm... think i'll say "hi, i'm yunhui and i'm ur fan and i really really likes ur music alot... i like ur style and you look vv cute!" hmm.. den i'll asked him for autograph den asked him what is he doin here den try to strike up a conversation (even though it'll be hard since he's so shy and quiet and i'm not really vv gd at talkin)... and before he has to go i'll drag him to take a photo wif me... and hope to get him to leave contact!! lolx!!

well... only if i have enough courage to do it... haax.. but if i really get to see him in the situation you have described, i'll definitely make sure i have the courage to do it!!!

cheers!!

yunhui

min
02-28-2003, 10:30 PM
Hmmm i have a few things going on my mind now ..
i would wanna say
1. Arghhhhhhh :?
2. [b]Be my 'Se Fu' pleasee! I wanna be just like you! :usd:
3. MARRY ME :love:
4. Would you consider to compose a song and dedicate it just for me? :whistle:
5. OMG! I LOVE YOU :kisschee:

but this is only what i want to say...
if i actually meet him in person i'll probabbly be speecless :bang:
Kai Bu Liao Kou Rang Tha Ce Tao

Stanlore
02-28-2003, 11:54 PM
Ya know... if i had a chance to have a conversation with him, and not ask the question i did at the press conference, i'd be like:
"Hey Jay, ya know what? You WILL remember me ! Cause im gonna go to a big singging competition, WIN IT, get a contract, and be a star. I will work my hardest to BE the next Jay Chou. So you should expect to see me in 2 yrs time, you better not FORGET IT ! By the way.. im a huge fan !

Serendipity
03-01-2003, 08:03 AM
I like your spirit Stanlore!
Go for it!!! :guitar:

Hmm... what to say to make him fall in Love at first sight/sound with me? Hmm...

m o n k e e
03-01-2003, 08:12 AM
Wat i would say would depend entirely on where i met him

In HK, Taiwan, overseas etc: "when da hell u gona come n perform in sydney??"

Or if i met him in australia: " Took you long enough!!"

jk... being serious 4 a sec, i would prob just say hi, and start a normal conversation... im not da type 2 go hysterical lolz

itzchibi
03-01-2003, 04:29 PM
i don't really know what i would react.. probably take a deep breathe.. control myself not to faint.. and ask if i could get a hug or at least holding his hand..heheh prefering a hug though :D

Bishounen Jay
03-01-2003, 09:51 PM
hmmm...i would say pretty much what many of you said.

or
I'll go : "Jay?!"
Jay turns around, i get shy and look down and shuffle my feet, hands clasped behind my back.
me: " i...i....umm.....uhhhh...." THen quickly looks up before he runs away!

love_jay
03-02-2003, 12:25 AM
um..if i meet Jay...firs thing this i want to do...is Run away far from him..!!!! :oops: bec i'm very like him then i meet him i be feel shy.... :love: and my face will red...i think i'll run away far and so far...maybe...i'll not meeting he alway....as i see his product i feel happy!!!!

rachelle03
03-02-2003, 05:13 PM
I think i will hav a lot to say like, "How r u?", "i like ur music!", "U R gd-looking" (TIME mag emphasized too much on his looks!) "U r really a genius in music!", "How's ur back problem?".....but i think the REAL reaction if i REALLY meet him, i would stand there startled, mouth open....n watched him walked by... then....AHHHHH!!!!!

tanjiunwuu
03-07-2003, 12:58 PM
Mine is the easiet,

"Jie Lun,Ni Hao 'Diao'!"
(Jay,You are very 'Diao'!)

Thats simple,haha.....

Liliann
03-07-2003, 01:26 PM
oh my god if i meet if one day
da'' first thing i'll say to him is....Jay ya kno'' u have a verii cute nose dat'z da verii first thing i'll say to Jay...coz'' i luv his nose so so much.....
and more like ur cool /sexy i luv ur music
u got cute attitude, cute smile and cute cute cute....
keep writting gud'' songs for us, support u wid'' all my heart.....hehehee ^^

bubbletgurl
03-08-2003, 09:50 AM
YEAH! i love his nose.. seriously.. omg.. perfect nose!!!! if anyone has a baby with him.. the baby would be very cute.. haha *kick myself*

but i think i'd stare at him forever.. i would never run away from him tho.. no matter how shy or embarrassed i am.. haha gota be "ho lien peeh" [thick face skin] and ask him if he got my present from the concert.. and if he wears the sweatshirt i got him :p

and maybe ask him if i can be in anyone of his music videos.. heh heh.. :roll:

and yes definitely a picture with him.. tell him i like how he dresses with the sports clothes and dressed up clothes.. *melts*

*sigh*.. only if that day will come.. :rock:

fantasiekisz
03-08-2003, 09:59 AM
i would sayy jay i love yooh so much n your music has influenced me so much, helped me through hard times and i'll keep loving yooh alwaise! that's the way it is!

bubbletgurl
03-08-2003, 09:10 PM
oh yeah! haha.. i'd ask him "will you go to prom with me!?" then he'd b like what's "prom..?" hahaha.. i was gonna throw him a basketball at the vancouver concert with the question written it.. hehe see how silly i am.. *sigh* >_~

xsushix04
03-09-2003, 12:04 AM
aaaaaah..haha..i dont even dare think about this or i would go crazy. jeez..if i were ever to meet him id probably say can i feel your arm? cuz dang his arms look buff

Chun Li
03-09-2003, 12:08 AM
that's it!??!?! FEEL HIS ARM!?!??!?! I'd wrap him in a giant red ribbon and take him home with me.

xsushix04
03-09-2003, 12:25 AM
well i didnt want to be too stalkerish..

but okay..u win

id rip off his shirt and drag him home caveman style..muhahaha

boogzaiyo
03-09-2003, 01:15 AM
thats exactly my problem... i wouldnt be able to say anything. ive actually thought about this a lot... and the best i could come up w/ is that my jaw would drop as low as physically possible and id jist stand there and gawk at him for a really long time totally speechless. i wouldnt scream, though, cuz thatd jist embarrass him.

sesamestreet
03-09-2003, 02:06 PM
i wouldn't say anything... but quietly observe him from a distance......

regina12
03-09-2003, 02:20 PM
I would be totally dumbfounded and rooted to the ground! Haha! I know I'm useless but it's really cos I'll be in total awe. The fact that such a talented and awesome person is standing in front of me. What an honour! What luck! It always feels like a dream to see him and hear him sing and watch him perform...
:love:

Jam
03-09-2003, 04:44 PM
if i were to see him, i would like to look at him closely and look into his eyes. Just for 1 minute. Perharps after that 1 minute, i'll collaps. Got electricuted! :D :) :excited: :p

burnburn
03-12-2003, 02:01 PM
heheh.. i'll be star struck as usual when i see some sort of celeb.


but what i would like to do is say:

"hey, wassup? wanna go to KFC?"

levi
03-12-2003, 02:18 PM
i guess i'll thank him for the music he's produced then ask him to come over to my house to see my jack russell puppy since he likes dogs so much..woof!

lufc_chic
03-16-2003, 04:39 AM
First of all since I don't speak Mandarin, I'll ask whether he speaks English because there woudl be no point in talking if he doesn't understand a word I'm saying :D and then I'd say how talented he is and that he should do a collaboration with Eminem! :whistle:

yukiko
03-16-2003, 03:06 PM
Welll....so funny question. i'll try to imagine it. ok...maybe i'll ask him to sing 1 song 4 me, take lots of pics together, then we'll go to theater to watching movie.... :roll: :love: in the theater..i think i must can't watch the movie at all...i'll watching jay's cool face..maybe until he hug me n say he love me.. :love: :roll: :) :D hahhahahha. i must be crazy. :) n after that...we'll walking home together. then ...i'll ask him for dating again. hahaha. actually..i really dunno what i gotta say to jay while i meet him. maybe..i'll run to him n hug him :love: :roll: :D :)

xmyxlastxtearzx
03-16-2003, 03:34 PM
wahh...since he's pretti shy...i would go up to him pretending not to know who he was...then ask for directions...pretend i didn't comprhend a single thing he said...so that he'll take me to the "place" lol....

wahh the question was what is the first thing i would say to him then....following my plan up there i would say, "Hey show me where this place is."

it would probably end up at my house lol

Elfira
03-17-2003, 12:30 AM
Id probably say, "WAD UP FOO!! gimme money.. =p....."

RiceBurger
03-17-2003, 09:52 PM
I'd give him that warm "girl-next-door" smile as described in TIME Asia and pretend I'm mute so he'd feel sorri for me and sing to me after using sign language to ask him to...^___^

Then I'd burst into tears, cry on his shoulder, and wipe snot on his shirt so he's give it to me^___^

Lastly, I'd take a picture of him w/o his shirt...LoLz...just kidding...

en_en
03-17-2003, 11:47 PM
Wow...if I saw Jay... honestly I don'td say anything. I'd be too shy at that moment. And then later, I'd tell myself how stupid I was so letting a chance like that slip.

Qi
03-20-2003, 08:21 PM
i'll lick him! *lol*
no..i'll start speaking in english. then he'll faint. then i'll take him home ^_^
then i'll lick him :drool:

Sparkling_Jade
03-20-2003, 10:50 PM
ooo so much licking going on here...
i´d probably say something stupid like : hey zhou jie lun, show me your shuang jie gun! (haha that´s kinky)
but seriously, i dunno what i would do or say if i saw him, probably just faint or something.... i guess he´s not coming to europe anytime soon, so i have plenty of time to think what i would say to him LOL

ShunJing
03-21-2003, 12:40 AM
Lots of licking! That's for sure. It would be such a great honor to have a successful artist right in front of you! First I would tap him on his shoulder, make sure I'm not some psycho yelling 'OMG it's Zhou Jie Lun! Ahh!' and freak out. But I doubt I would be any calm. That's what I prolly will do. Hehe. But my plan is to tap him on his shoulder, say "Hi Jay ge ge (brother) how are you? It's a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! How is your busy schedule? I'm very excited for your new album. It's going to tak awhile because it's out in June, but I'm sure it'll be worth it. Jia yo! So you wanna go out or something? I know a very cool arcade and we can race, that is if you're not too busy! And the snacks are on mee!" Ahh if only.

:roll: Let's all imagine!

fieryred
03-28-2003, 01:52 AM
i would go "OMG I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MUSIC! YOU ROCK MY WORLD!" or something along those lines!

jay_desu_nee
03-28-2003, 02:15 AM
If I was really to see Jay, I sure it will only be for a while and only once. So, I will say "Jay, I love your music. Your music changed my view towards music. And, can I have your autograph?"

elaine
04-04-2003, 05:16 AM
i would probably not be able to say a thing...i would just stand there and stare at him.....with my mouth wide open...hahahah!!!

sickdoode
04-04-2003, 08:20 AM
kidnap him and make him sing to me 24/7, or make me a singer :)

roundbunny
04-04-2003, 08:29 AM
i woudl ask him his techniques for being sooo good at piano...did u guys ever watch him play? he's amazing!!!

JayZJL_18
04-07-2003, 08:22 AM
I would say:
Do you think I diao anot in Taiwanese language to him!!!

vashdestampede
04-09-2003, 10:13 AM
what would i say?

"I'm not getting any from my girlfriend cos she loves you so much so can i get your autograph and a picture so i can get revenge?"

probably not....

tallgeese84
04-09-2003, 11:28 AM
ask him for his autograph most likely..hhaha

simply_jay
04-09-2003, 11:54 AM
my first thought would be....OHHHMIGODD!!! :excited:

then second thought would be....D*MN...i KNEW i shouldnt have worn these clothes!! :bang:
ahahhaha...then i'll go and say to him:
"I REALLY LIKE YOU---R SONGS".....(wo hen shih wan ni...de ge!!)....
hahahha....dun wan to make him shy and uncomfortable-lo...
then challenge him if he's free to play bball one-on-one with me...since he likes challenges(my strategy to spend more time with JAY!) :love: .....but then will have to find a court and a ball....hmmmm....
or maybe ask if he needs to hire more assistants??? like to make his coffee/tea...or even polish his piano... :drool: muahahahhahah

but this is oni in my DREAMS&gt;&gt;

shouling
04-10-2003, 01:20 AM
id probobly say hi!

then stare adoringly for 5 minutes :bow:
then either ask for his autogragh, or pass out.

i havent decided yet.

passing out could get me a ticket to jays arms. :D (hee hee) or a trip to the nearest hospitol.

surabayayt1983
04-10-2003, 01:24 AM
it's a weird and funny question. but if i meet jay by chance, i would ask for his signature of course...secondly, i'll ask him to sing "an hao" and "hui dao guo qu", because those two songs are my favorite songs...the best...ask him to dance if possible...

mango
04-17-2003, 05:22 PM
OK, so what if you are going to meet Jay in a fan's meet and greet session????What would you say or do or wear????
I need help from all of you..... :crazy: :wacko:

nunchakus
04-17-2003, 05:35 PM
OK, so what if you are going to meet Jay in a fan's meet and greet session????What would you say or do or wear????
I need help from all of you..... :crazy: :wacko:

Something with nu ren wei (more ladylike) hehe...
Are you going to meet him???? :excited: :excited: :excited:

If I saw Jay, I think I'd start my "breathe in breathe out routine. JUST BREATHE!" and try to say Hi in a calm way?
I don't know. I probably would stand rooted to the ground, and forget to breathe...then pass out from oxygen-deficiency. :unsure:

lepencil
04-17-2003, 05:37 PM
OK, so what if you are going to meet Jay in a fan's meet and greet session????What would you say or do or wear????
I need help from all of you..... :crazy: :wacko:
Try out one of Jolin's latest outfits.

They're bright and colourful and definitely eye-catching. :D

~lepencil

vv99
04-17-2003, 06:48 PM
Jay, l love your music very much, hope u'll bring us more suprised in your compose....I love you forever n i'll always support u!!!Ganbatte Ne :)

Agata
04-17-2003, 07:34 PM
okayyy...*wipe tears* ...all replies are so funny and I can't control myself not to laugh...here is wat i am gonna do...

me *saw Jay from 10 metres distance* .....start praying to god....mumbling and mumbling, dunno need to thank god or ask for luck.... :P

hav few calm steps towards him, planning to faint JUST infront of him....hoping he will offer me a hand ....(this way , i automatically had direct contact wif him.....ohh yeahhh :victory: )

tell him i had spinal problem....sure we'll hav long chat...end up going to see same doctor togetha...
amin...

oh gosh....where's Jay? :jawdrop:

ARGHHh...... took too long to pray and daydream... :bang:

mango
04-18-2003, 07:46 AM
hahahaaa....
Thxs alot lepencil, nunchakus n vv99..
U guys r so funny.. :D

Yea..i'm gona meet him in this meet n greet thing.Mayb if i wear all in bright red, he'll take notice of me....hahahaaa!!
The gal in red.
I guess i better start learning some chinese...but i doubt i'll b able to mutter a word out.In the end i think i'll b speaking eng to him... :crazy:
or mayb i cld use some flash cards wif chinese words on it... :wstupid:

cystaltears
04-18-2003, 08:33 AM
"hi...did u ever go out da S*** jolin?" or "what do you think of jolin?" lol..nnnnnahz..itz too rude...i would jus be like"omg itz jay chou"

vv99
04-18-2003, 09:55 AM
Mango : u better speak Mandarin with Jay.cos his english are poor n he very scare ppl speak english with him 1....so, if u speak him in english maybe he'll avoid from u lor.......hahhaa~!u got watch Jay's mtv making of 'zhui hou de zha yi'??He so scare with that Thai girl cos Jay dunno how to speak well in english....so, be smart lor....if not however u wear all in bright red, Jay dun want 'chai' u also....his scare dunno how to reply u also...maybe just say THANK YOU THANK YOU to u only....hahha....

*Jayso~
04-18-2003, 09:58 AM
i will say: "wo ai ni"

xOsocrazy
04-19-2003, 05:49 AM
i'd say i love you jay~ *mumble* you are so cute.. CAN I TAKE A PICTURE?! :)

sUm^MeR
04-19-2003, 01:20 PM
Whoaaa!! I would give him my 100% smile, and speak with my broken mandarin, "I'm sorry, excuse my mandarin. Jie Lun, I really Love your music, can I take a picture with you? Can I get your autograph?" and shouted, "Tian ah, hao xuai!!!" just when he left. :p

LiLxAmMiE
04-19-2003, 09:39 PM
i would be too excited to speak, i'd probably be like a idiot standing there just staring at him! :D

girl_next_door
04-20-2003, 01:50 AM
vv99: doh - best not speak english to Jay? damn! :D

haha well my mandarin is so bad that he probably wouldn't be able to understand me but if it comes down to it, i would probably have a crack at it - i mean we're talking about a once in a lifetime opp here being able to speak/meet jay...

so...i would probably attempt to tell him how much i admire his talents and adore his music!!!! how all my friends love him to bits! then ask for whether its ok to have a pic taken with him! :p well its got to be done...

hehe...best start practising my mandarin and getting it up to scratch pronto! :p

Mike
04-20-2003, 06:11 AM
Um... since i've been in a situation like this this IS what i said... "Uh... Ka bu ka yi chien min?" Can you sign?.... i had my 8 Dimensions cd out... lol, and the people around know me cause me met beforehand and they're like, "Da de hai shi tswai yong gan!" like, THe oldest is still the the bravest. meaning asking or talking to him first. Cause my cousin and friends didn't say anything, they were shocked it was really him.

Maybe i should i had said something... er... more... but later we talked A LOT mroe...

cici bebe
04-20-2003, 06:15 AM
Nah, intimidate Jay with English and when he's speechless, grab him in a tango position and plant a kiss right on his mouth.
..... erh.
Then, when reality hits you and you realize what a stupid/shocking/crazy/out of character/dumb thing you've done, run the other direction as fast as you can and gaze longingly at him from afar.


:D

Personally I think that's better than a "hello".. he'll always remember you forever (even if he remembers you as that 'psycho who grabbed me in a tango position and planted a kiss right on my mouth')

the one
04-21-2003, 03:16 PM
i'd punch him in the nose and see how'd he react with that just so i could get his attention.. :excited:

seriously, though..

definitely i'd ask fer his autograph and request fer a picture with him..

but if i could reach him closer, i'd say, "sup jay?" then interview him wih a set of questions and play one-on-one with him afterwards and finally buy some pearl milk tea and tembula fer a break while asking him to teach me some new chinese phrases i haven't heard of yet..

and before we say goob-bye, i’ll ask him to sing me “hui dao guo qu” first..

:roll:

ker_ai_teresa
04-22-2003, 03:50 PM
Hmmm...punch him in the nose huh? Not a bad idea...not just to get his attention but to immobolise him so that in his shocked and injured situation, would be unable to leave in a hurry...

well...what WOULD I do??? Hmmm...probably embarrass myself by trying to communicate how much I love his music, in madarin...then, if he was in australia I'd offer to take him sight-seeing...

joan
04-22-2003, 06:03 PM
at that moment, i think i muz be dreaming that jay appear in front of me... and staring at him... if got the chance, i want to tell him how much i like him and his music.. also request to take a picture with him... if possible give him a hug... hahahha.. i think too much liao..dreaming away)..... then ask him whether can play shi jie mo re or an jing on the piano... so can see him playin piano at a close distance....

jjfgirl
04-22-2003, 06:33 PM
i'd want to be original...like not "wo ai ni" or..."i love your music" cuz everyone says that...but it's kinda hard to be original...cuz what can you say? so i'd just probably end up...being generic...hahahhaaha

chon
04-22-2003, 10:21 PM
i wouldn't say anything !!!!!!!!
kai bu liao kou!!!!!!!
i would shock at that moment and couldn't walk to him or run away !!!!!!!
(hehehe i think i would cry hehehe Ooo mi gosh!!!)

slowslowturtle
04-23-2003, 04:29 AM
i think if it is along the streets.. i will pretend that i dunnoe that he is a celebrity... get act like i am from some strange country..
but i will try to start a sort of stranger conversation with him.. so that
when he replies me.. he will be saying true things... and i can noe him as a fren from there

linny
04-23-2003, 04:39 AM
Hm... if I were to see Jay, the real Jay, I'd have to say hello. Then, ask him to help me improve my b-ball skills because I honestly suck. -.-'' If by then, he's decided that I'm not a psychopathic stalker for just walking up to him and saying hello randomly and actually agrees to help me out, we'll of course play b-ball.

I would apoligize profusely because I can't say a lot in Mandarin ("Dui bu chi, than shr wo bu hui jiang hun dwo guo yi") and ask for a picture and his e-mail or phone number.

Then, I'd wake up and realize that I was only dreaming. Oh, no matter what though, I have to say to him that I love his music and thank him for being such a wonderful person in general.

Uh... yea, that's it.

xJayChoux
05-20-2003, 06:20 PM
I think I would walk to him and say how talented he is, and that I'll never stop listening to his music. And then I would walk away slowly with a big smile on my face...

minimin
05-22-2003, 02:21 AM
I don't speak mandarin so I guess I couldn't tell him anything. But if I could then I'll tell him that his student-like hairstyle is so much better than his old one. And adding to that I will tell him that he is the first artist that I like so much for talent and not for looks, but adding to that I say that even thought some people say thet he's not handsome but to me he's th most handsome and cutest guy to me and that is enough for me to like him.

lovegreengreen
05-22-2003, 07:40 AM
if i were to meet him..........

please write me a song......i simply admire ur talent so much.....

and if he promises ...im quite sure ill get to see him again? heee then slowly slowly....we might become frens!!! hahaha

*am i thinking too much?*

hee then of coz i would love to have some of his belongings.......like one of his hats? so that i can look at it and touch it everyday!! heee and one more thing is i want his contact number!! ahahah i wont disturb him haha just wanna get in touch with him heee.....

thinking of it makes me feel so excited and happy and wonder if that day would come? hee

green

xiaoli
05-23-2003, 10:02 AM
Mine's really boring.. I'd just go up to him and and say "Hi, Jay.. I'm (insert chinese name here)".. tell him I really admire him and his music. I can picture him saying "xiexiexiexiexiexie" really fast and tipping his head like he always does :D If this was in Australia I'd ask what he's doing there standing all alone and if he needed anyone to show him around :shifty:
Of course, I'd ask him for a photograph and autograph, and since I probably wouldn't have a camera with me I'd drag him to a photo booth, take some shots and he can sign those pics (he's gotta keep some for himself to remember me by though :rolleyes:).. oh and if he's wearing a hat I'll go buy him a new one and ask if I can keep his.. haha. And before we part I'll give him a hug ^^;;

Who knows what I'd really do if I met him? :rolleyes:

evenstar_sc
05-25-2003, 12:06 PM
First, I'd say to him in Mandarin "I don't know how to speak mandarin" :laughing: Then, I'd grab a translator and say what's on my mind at the time in English like deh...uh...um...then run the other way.
He'll definitely have a lasting impression then, of the crazy girl who came up to him and said nothing. :crazy:

Nah, actually wouldn't know what to say or do if I suddenly got to meet Mr. Jay Chou himself. Would like to be a part of his team tho', like working for him and stuff. I'd be the all purpose runner.

jielundebaby
05-25-2003, 12:24 PM
i'd surely be so kai bu liao ko that i'd look sooo stoopid..with my eyes looking at him without blinking and my mouth open so wide you can see my teeth..not believing that it is him standing in front of me....then when i finally realize that it is him....i'd pass out right away...&gt;&lt;;

mandy
05-25-2003, 01:42 PM
i will say to him 'i really love your songs! and i love you too!!! hehe add oil!'

cool
05-25-2003, 02:00 PM
i will say that he is my idol and thank him for the music he made, then i will ask ' can i be your friend? ' heheheh :) :)

An9el**
06-01-2003, 12:22 PM
"HI !!!"
kekeke ..then i'll ask him to take photo wif me ..
then i'll hug him !!!!! =)
hope he dun mind ....

yukiko
06-09-2003, 02:11 PM
actually..i dunno what should i say to jay when i meet him 1 day. i just wanna tell u all that...2 days ago. i was dreaming bout jay. in my dream....
jay come to my country for promo. n i hunting him, i go to the label record company. n only me n my frenz there. i said to my frens.."just wish/hope only two of us here, no others fans." n thats came true. only me n my frenz there when jay came.
n without any shy...i walk to jay. n say hi, n i was get shock. he said "hi july". very shock. n i ask him...how come u know my name. n u know what he said???
he said that he watch n pay attention with my nick&lt;me&gt; in my webbie. so he know me,,,bcoz i put my pic in da webbie.
hahha....im so happy when i wake up. i told all my frenz bout my dreamz. :p

bluedolphin
06-09-2003, 03:14 PM
first i would go up to him, look at him shyly and give him a girl-next-door

smile..( i probably blush like a red tomato! ) :blush: and i would speak to

him in chinese of course and ask him abt his philosophy of diao...cos i

noticed dat when reporters ask abt this, he would talk quite a lot....then

he wun be soo shy and we can start chatting like frens....

GuArDiAn AnGeL
06-13-2003, 11:57 AM
hey...thats a great post to have lol....allows pple to think..lol cuz i don't think neone here wants to freak jay out...it would be kinda funny to see him running away from his fans -_-;;; :glug: lol...neways..if i did see jay...i would go up to him..and tell him how talented he is...and how hes gifted to sing..and hes doing a great job~!!! lol...and of course..ask for an autograph...or a pic...(if i have a camera of some kind lol!) to say the truth....i would ask if he wants to sit down somewhere in a quiet place and talk...but...again...he mite say no ^^;;;; but..i'll try...or buy him a drink something like that....lol...and go hyper!!....hehe...its amazing to see how pple can be crazy about other pple lol... :)

une_topaze
06-13-2003, 04:35 PM
i'll tell him dat i'm dying and ask him 2 grant my 3 dying wishes.

dying wish no 1: compose a ringtone for my hp. i read somewhere that he can simply compose one in 10 mins.

dying wish no 2: be his mv girl.

dying wish no 3: i'm gonna kiss him right on the lips in dat mv. so even after i died, i'll be remembered as the first (hopefully only girl) he kissed on screen by everyone. hahaha

but i may change my mind n just ask him to compose a ringtone for me. i don hv 2 lie to get him to do dat for me rite? or, or... ask him to call me n leave a romantic n nice voicemail (where he will whisper my name) so i can listen 2 his voice over n over again....whispering gently like a lover..

yeah i prefer the last one better but i'll try my 'dying wish' tactic if i can.

hideka
06-14-2003, 07:17 AM
haha interesting... nothing.. i would stand dere rooted to the ground and juz look at him frm afar .. holdin my breath till he is out of sight... *gosh.. if he hangs arnd for sometime, i sure will be dead- drowned in his charms.. duh! *

haha. .was readin the entries and the " u r so short" really tickes me! haha!
good one! i was curious myself wif hw ahem.. short he was..
i neva met the real person yet.. but frm wat i heard
frm ppl/frenz who saw him b4 ,he was really short..

wenhope
06-14-2003, 11:07 PM
well after i get ova the "hamanahamanahaman" part...
i would say "u are such an inspiration to me and would u plz autograph this"...lol
good thing i speak mandarin....maybe i'll say wo ai ni, but then he's heard it sooo much.... :?

obsession
06-16-2003, 08:01 PM
-amused-
hahaha oo-kae. i definitely wun start crying. :) prob just and go "hey arent you jay chou?" and ask him for his autograph. :D since im shy and hes shy it'll prob be a tad diff to start a conversation, eh? heh.

sourhotsoup
06-16-2003, 08:11 PM
i would say...i think you are GREAT. your music is GREAT. your piano skills....WOW! JUST GREAT!!!! =)

IKBENIRENE
06-19-2003, 09:42 PM
hmm.. I would say
LU HO BO? heeheh impress him with my Hokkien stuff.. hehehe =P well that's all
oh I would ask him if he could teach me to play some of his songs on the piano
that's it

SweetStar
06-19-2003, 10:26 PM
geesh I think I couldn't say a thing
or I would talk really fast so I know for sure I could say everything i wanted to say
and then aftherwards when I don't see him anymore ..
I would have in mind : shit ! i wanted 2 say this and this !
i think I would say uhmmm
I loooooooooooove ur music !
ur the best singer ever !!!
ur better then micheal jackson !! and I would look really stupid like this -&gt;:excited:

Hyde
06-30-2003, 10:12 AM
I would probably sneak around to behind him and pounce on him and say. Waiiiii. how come you didn't say hi!

then at his questioning glanc/glare/whatever. i'll act like uh oh. and and pull him up from the ground and say ah! you're Jay! (in a shock whisper so other ppl don't hear and steal him from me) and then explain that i thought he was somebody else. and try to get a conversation going

hyde's philosophy: why miss a chance?

jessca
06-30-2003, 09:27 PM
I would probably sneak around to behind him and pounce on him and say. Waiiiii. how come you didn't say hi!

then at his questioning glanc/glare/whatever. i'll act like uh oh. and and pull him up from the ground and say ah! you're Jay! (in a shock whisper so other ppl don't hear and steal him from me) and then explain that i thought he was somebody else. and try to get a conversation going

hyde's philosophy: why miss a chance?

:laughing: Mind if I borrow that maybe? Hehe, and great philosophy!

If I do manage to bump into him, Ill just say hi, and start giggling like mad, probably handing him everything in my bag to sign, take photos (if I have camera) and just stare at him..hehe....

Seeing as I dont know mandarin and hes scared of English, Im kinda out of choices! But I dont know whether Id manage to approach him in the first place, Id probably pass out!

JiE_LuN'z_BabE
07-05-2003, 06:12 PM
mmm...im really shy..so i'd prolly say... ni hao..wo shi ma xian hua... wo xiang gao su ni..."wo haoooooooooo xi huan niiiii!!!!!!ni yao bu yao zuo wo de nan ren" bahahahahahhahahahaha.. i dunno if im even saying it rite... hahahahahahaha... :laughing: well not really..i wouldnt have the guts to say those stoopid words.. well since i dunno how to speak chinese.. prolly ni hao and say e'thing in english...hahahaha..and ask for an autograph n take piccies wit em...

`Gu0w3|`
07-06-2003, 05:07 AM
first i would like to thank him for the wonderful songs
nex i would ask him to take a photo with me lolz ^^

iron_box
07-06-2003, 05:37 AM
hm..i'd only say 1 simple phrase : 'jie lun..wo ai ni..'

Savinee
07-06-2003, 08:03 AM
For me I would just stand still and keep watching him! It would be nice to see the truly Jay doing his activities w/o being nervious by the crowd. He might do something that you will never see it on his concert or mv! ummm... I can't stop imagin what he gonna do when he found himself completly alone in a public place.. he looks like a day-dreamer so I think it would be nice to leave him alone and just watching. Isn't it sweet enough just seeing him for what he really be? :)

liztsumi
07-06-2003, 08:55 AM
Yes, Savinee that's a good idea indeed. I think that by watching him or just discreetly follow him, I 'll get to see the part of jay that no one sees... his natural self.

But of course, if I really bump into him someday alone, I don't know if I could contain the tears of emotion and the urge to urge him.
But I ll try my best not to act awkward, and not to freak him out.

I'll probably act fakely "kool" and say Hi, Jie Lun, ask him how come his alone and free, and invite him to go to a picnic in some park, and just talk to him.

Yeah, everything planned out for the big day , lol!

azndreamer88
07-07-2003, 11:29 PM
i would prob pretend to bump into him so he'll take notice of me and then say"oh sorry! wait...u look so familiar....do i know u from somewhere?" hehehe and then maybe he would spend some time and explain who he is! and then i would ask him if he wants to go for diner or somethin!! hehehe^_^ *im dreaming again&gt;_&lt;*

linny
07-08-2003, 12:04 AM
The bad thing about me meeting Jay would be the fact that I don't know a lot of Mandarin.. and doesn't Jay get scared of English speaking girls?

I could try to mumble in Mandarin what little I know. Wouldn't that be fun? The mumbler trying to figure out what the foreign village idiot is trying to say. :D

I'd definately try to let him know how much I love his music though. And probably .. glomp on his arm. XD

ker_ai_teresa
07-08-2003, 02:01 AM
The bad thing about me meeting Jay would be the fact that I don't know a lot of Mandarin.. and doesn't Jay get scared of English speaking girls?


same prob here....

sign/body language maybe....

do this - :shock: ("ahhhh JAY!!!!")

then this - :bounce: ("so happy to see you!!!")

then this - :love: :brows: ("i love you") ah, might get a bit freaked by the waggling brows tho...hehe.

then this - :sing: :thumbsup: ("your music is excellent!!")

then this - :bow: ("you are THE best!")

then this - :drool: (erm.....showing more affection)

then finally - :huglove: :huglove: :huglove: (yah, he should understand by this stage)

afterwards pretend to faint in his arms, so that he'd have to hang around longer to help you. :shifty:

Eternalz
07-08-2003, 03:17 AM
Being a guy, I'd probably try and engage in a conversation about his future aspirations in the R&B genre, or maybe if he decides to venture to different ones. Of course, I'll get a picture with him and his autograph on CDs. Maybe if I speak in english, he'll be FORCEd to stay interested to not show the fact that he is not too fluent in it. But, by this time, he'll have been swamped by many many girls. This cues in about 1 minute into the conversation :dry:

understandable
07-08-2003, 12:25 PM
lol i would ask him to teach me to play the piano like that

fat_penguin
07-08-2003, 03:08 PM
lol i'd beg - no wait, i mean ask him "politely" to learn english :please:
so i dont have to learn mando :angel:

evenstar_sc
07-09-2003, 09:52 AM
The bad thing about me meeting Jay would be the fact that I don't know a lot of Mandarin.. and doesn't Jay get scared of English speaking girls?


same prob here....

sign/body language maybe....



lol. Same here, I'd have a problem communicating with him. I wouldn't mind learning mandarin tho'. Since I need to learn the language anyway.
But it will still be a long way till i can speak mandarin well. So till then, if i ever do meet him, lol, body language will do i guess. *imagines self waving hands frantically in front of his face trying to comunicate using exaggerated hand and facial movements* :crazy:

azndreamer88
07-09-2003, 07:19 PM
haha i dunno like any mandarin but hey im learning....id prob speak to him in cantonese and english cause its said to be that hes learning canto and understand it quite well but doesnt speak it that well.......and well, i wouldnt not speak english just b/c he doesnt like it....i would speak english b/c he also learned some english himself......-----(this was a reply to what linny said on page 9 i think.......)

LiLxAmMiE
07-10-2003, 06:40 PM
HI? i don't know, i'll probably be to nervous to talk! or, i would say," can i have your signature?" and give him one of his CD's to sign.. and then shake his hand or something.. (if i do shake his hand, i will never watch that hand again) :happy:

Loony Luong
07-10-2003, 07:56 PM
Well, in a dream i had saw him and acted not like me! but i'm guessing i would coz of the shock! i asked him for his auto graph, and he writ OH MY GOD I CAN'T REMEMBER!!! :oops: :bye: :sadangel: :helpme: :please: :profanit: :ranting: :chair: :tomato: :dunce: :depresse: :ohmy: It was something that made me blush! i remember it was one word too!
But if i was prepered i would say can i have you WAIT i don't know Manderine! :oops: :bye: :sadangel: :helpme: :please: :profanit: :ranting: :chair: :tomato: :dunce: :depresse: :ohmy:So i'll smile and say his name.....
1. What you don't think all this time i haven't learnt his name in manderine!?
2. Do you think he knows his name in english?

nunchakus
07-10-2003, 08:03 PM
1. What you don't think all this time i haven't learnt his name in manderine!?
2. Do you think he knows his name in english?

You don't know his name in Mandarin??? :glug: How could you! :happy:
It's Zhou Jie Lun...pronounced: Jo Jee-air Loon.

But yes, I'm pretty sure he knows his name in English. :wink2:

JianDan[Ai]
07-10-2003, 08:26 PM
i would probably ...after gettin his autograph :happy: challenge him 2 a game of bball :playball: (ok there was no bball emoticon :dry: )but yea...and then have fun gettin my butt kicked :bleh:

OLive_aNN
07-14-2003, 02:42 PM
hey jie lun!!! why did u dye it brown?! i don't like it...

heehehehhehehe....

JiE_LuN'z_BabE
07-21-2003, 09:19 PM
The bad thing about me meeting Jay would be the fact that I don't know a lot of Mandarin.. and doesn't Jay get scared of English speaking girls?


same prob here....

sign/body language maybe....

do this - :shock: ("ahhhh JAY!!!!")

then this - :bounce: ("so happy to see you!!!")

then this - :love: :brows: ("i love you") ah, might get a bit freaked by the waggling brows tho...hehe.

then this - :sing: :thumbsup: ("your music is excellent!!")

then this - :bow: ("you are THE best!")

then this - :drool: (erm.....showing more affection)

then finally - :huglove: :huglove: :huglove: (yah, he should understand by this stage)

afterwards pretend to faint in his arms, so that he'd have to hang around longer to help you. :shifty:

i like dat.. hahahahahaa.. i'd prolly do that too.. ROFL..LMAO.. ur so funnie..

xian186
07-21-2003, 09:29 PM
i guess most properly i'll get him to sighn my cd! then ask for his no! (if he give!!!!)

LiTobLuEsTaR724
07-21-2003, 09:37 PM
haha easy! say HI! Ask for his autograph, not sound too psychotic [common sense/courtesy] so then hmmm if he could stay with me, then cool i could show him around my town! If not then he can show me around his town! if NOT again then so be it....:] an autograph and a greeting sounds good enough

love_jay^^
07-27-2003, 12:16 PM
haha ... I'll say "Hey ... Jay !! You are so COOL !! ... I love u very muchhhhhh .... " :huglove:

wooo .... I wish I would meet him .... :bleh:

shouling
07-27-2003, 09:20 PM
if i met Jay, huh........"hello"..*thump*

there would be little Shouling lying on the floor at his feet completely unconsious.

no no no. JK!

id try to be as calm as humanly possible. wether or not i acutally speek is undetermined. :laughing:

w4t3r_lily
07-28-2003, 07:39 AM
i must be speechless for 10 seconds or so..but then surely gonna say ..'Jie lun? hai i'm liliy from indonesia and i'm your big fans. Just want to say.keep on the good job" then gonna hug him so tight..what a dream..

bee
07-28-2003, 08:08 AM
i wouldnt faint or anything. but i'd prolly be rooted to the gorund for a second thinking..."NO WAY!!!"

and apparantly i blush bright red when im nervous (wow, i never knew i blushed, my body betrays me! :whoops:) i'd prolly turn the color of a beet. then someone rushing towards him would knock me over on my face (cuz u know, my body would turn to jelly)

but hopefully he'd rescue me ^_~ (in my dreams!) :console:
lol, actually its definately not likely i'll ever meet him...i live in Florida! :ranting:

~strawberri~
08-05-2003, 10:23 AM
The first thing I would say is...

Can I have your autograph and take a picture with you?? (very plain but oh well) Then I would tell him this

"I love your music Jay!!! You're my favourite artist!!! Can you teach me how to play the piano???

(that way I could at least see him once a week!!) fat chance this will ever happen though... wish i knew hin in real life!!!!

jaypop
08-05-2003, 03:21 PM
I will control myself from *fainting* :roll:
The first word I will say to Him
Jay Ni Hao Diao Wor!!!" :rolleyes:

09
08-07-2003, 01:38 AM
ohh god umm... for me I'd probably be jumping up and down going "OMG it's Jay" and when I walk up to him to try and talk I'd probably freeze and mumble/blurt out a "hi..."

XtremePlyr
08-07-2003, 01:55 AM
umm........I would probably would see something basic because I donno any Mandarin or Taiwanese, but I'm learning Mandrain from my friendz. I will surely speak to him in English, but I myt talk to him in some Italian to see if he learned anything from his trip to Italy; I would same simple phrases like "Ciao!" or "Come stai?" Something like that :laughing: But he myt not understand me.....Well, I will play B-Ball with him, and ask him to come to California more often.

Jay's Musiz Rules...............

ichigo fairy
08-07-2003, 07:05 AM
I myt talk to him in some Italian to see if he learned anything from his trip to Italy; I would same simple phrases like "Ciao!" or "Come stai?" Something like that :laughing:

ciao is an italian word?! O_o i always thought that word was spanish. &gt;_&lt; ;;;

anyway, back to the topic...i'm normally shy, but seeing one of my favorite chinese singers right in front of my eyes, i might not act so shy. ^.^ ;;; i actually think that i might scare him away, which i really do not want to do. &gt;_&lt; i have no idea what i would first say to him, but i do know that i want to take a picture with him (and a picture by himself) and get his autograph (in english and in chinese). haha^^;;; i'm weird like that. &gt;_&lt;

Winston
08-08-2003, 04:56 AM
i would say "do i know you?"


meh i wouldnt even be able to say anything i dont speak mando :P

28dayz
08-08-2003, 05:57 AM
i'd probably say something like "hi you're jay chou right? omg i love your music! it inspires me so much! thank you for everything you've done! can i PLEASE have your autograph?? thank you!!"

then i'd find someone who was actually good at speaking chinese and translate to jay what i just said (i suck at chinese)

jay rocks!!

~ 28

faustine_yap
08-16-2003, 05:54 PM
i would say, "hi, ni shi zhou jie lun mah? wo ke yi yao ni de qian ming mah?", which means.. hi r u jay? *after he replies* can i have ur autograph please?... but i doubt that i would be able to say anything if i get to see him

yukiko
08-17-2003, 04:40 PM
ciu se kai bu liao kou ba!!!

coldmetaljay
08-17-2003, 05:49 PM
Wow!! If it really happens to me!! I just i will be like most of you here!! Trying to control the overwhelming emotioms that i am feeling then!!! But i would definitely tell Jay that how i love his music and how talented he is!! But usual at tis kind of scenarios i wun be having all his cds with me so i wld ask him to sign his signature on my t-shirt on bag or handphone or anything that i having in my bag rite nw!!! Then i will ask him to compose ringtones on my handphone!!! Then if everything goes well i will pull him to ask me to take a neoprint with me!! (cos i cant be possibilty taking a camera with me)!!! Gosh ringtones composed by jay, neoprint with jay, talking to jay!! Wat more can i ask for....

dream on.... :love:

xJayChoux
08-17-2003, 06:11 PM
lol. I would say: "Jay, kiss me like you kiss the girls in your MV's!"

:roll: Just Kiddin' :D

Zell
08-18-2003, 10:11 AM
Hi~ Jie Lun!!wo hen xin shang ni de chai hua!!wo men ke yi zho pen you mar!!?Or HI~ JAy!! I like your talent very very much!!Can we become friends!!?

jAysTerZ
08-18-2003, 11:36 AM
I would say to him "Hey , Jay .. You Look Simply Cool . Can I Be A Friend Of Yours ?

Ice
08-18-2003, 12:20 PM
I'll be Too shocked to say anything. :laughing:
But if he walks up to me I probably say Hi...and my face will turn as red as a tomato! :blush:
But I going to see him soon, I hope! :D

AbSoLuTe..JaY
08-18-2003, 12:44 PM
I'm afraid that I may be excited and standing still until he goes by !!!

I would say " Hey Jay..Can I take a photo with you .?.You're so cool and Can I be a friend of yours ?? " and I would ask him about concert in my country..

dUck2409
08-18-2003, 12:56 PM
This is quite a shock i'll get.. i'll melt :bleh:
i guess i will hold my breath as i talk.. how could anyone posibly dream of meeting jay face to face?! O.M.G
anyway, i'll definitely talk to him in chinese ~
" HEy! you must be jay? you sing really well.. i'll always be ur avid supporter! lets take a picture alright?"
Haha.. but i guess time will not be by my side then.. jay is a busy man u noe.. :laughing:

viruskangta
08-18-2003, 10:34 PM
lolz, if i EVER got to meet him i'd wanna say:
hey!, hi, r u Jay?...ni hun coolz ar!!, think i can take a pic pic with u?..
LOLZ..., but im sure if i DID meet him,
ill waste my time doing this: :glug:... :shock: ... :retard: ... :excited: ... :love: ... :cloud9: ... :blush: ... :happy: ..and all over again..hahahahaha :laughing: ...
he'll probably already be gone by the time i calm down..lolz :oops:


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Fontane1212
08-19-2003, 07:00 AM
I would say to him:

Can u take me home??

haha :bleh:

luckypurple
08-19-2003, 07:06 AM
only simple words :

i love u and u'r music!!

Vicky:)

[V]alenti[L]uv
08-19-2003, 11:14 AM
i will say.....
Jay ur music is nice....
I enjoy ur music
can i be ur "shi mei"
haha....lol stop dreaming!! :sleeping: :sing: :roll:

roberta
08-21-2003, 03:11 AM
the first thing ill say to jay? hmm... ok. i would say, "jay, thanks so much for being famous, or else i would have never known you!"^_^simple!

jay's_beibee
08-25-2003, 04:26 AM
"WILL YOU MARRY ME???!!!!!"
Hahaha...prolly won't actually say that but it would most definitely be the first thought to cross my mind!!

jaychous_girl_4ever
08-25-2003, 05:16 AM
Hmm, that would depend, cuz I don't speak Mando...

If I could speak Mando...I would say:

"I'm your biggest fan! Could I hug you and take a pic with you?" :)

If I didn't speak Mando (well I know only VERY little)...I would say:

"Jay, I LOVE YOU!" + a big FAT smile :excited:

bel-chan
08-28-2003, 03:42 PM
'are you really zhou jie lun?' :laughing:
then...
'can i take a photo of your fingers?' [i am obsessed with fingers]
then maybe i'll remember to take a photo with him and get his autograph...if i'm not too star-struck...

pianistpigger
08-28-2003, 03:47 PM
i would say " thanks for composing such nice music for all to enjoy. you are one talented guy! " GAH! i sound so cliche.

mkz9
08-28-2003, 04:01 PM
Not long juz ask him why he can sing really well? :bleh:

cherily
08-28-2003, 04:03 PM
i will smile shyly at him and ask if he is jay chou..den get a few autographs from him or something..would enjoy a dinner or movie with him tho..but nah..fat hope of that happening..

denise88
12-22-2003, 01:25 PM
i'd say "omg you're hotter in real life!"

no, no make that "you're the HOTTEST human being on the face of the earth!!!"

lilmizzaudi
12-22-2003, 05:54 PM
if god ever does smile upon me and allow me 2 meet jay, alone and unattended, then i would probably faint. no lie...jay's overwhelming sexiness will intoxicate my senses and i will pass into unconsciousness. :oops: but if i regaine consciouness long enough, i would probably say something really wierd like "jie lun, would you please strip naked and do an interpretive dance for me?" :bleh: :D

Seltsi
12-23-2003, 05:18 AM
lol, i love all the previous responses ^^;;

What'd I'd say is plain and boring, but I'd just tell him how much I admire his music and talent, and thank him for sharing his talent with us. =)

Smonkkey
12-23-2003, 06:49 AM
Probably the first thing i would say to jay would be...

"Jay do you wear underwear??!?!?!?"

Its a questions thats bothered me for ages. I can't image him not wearing underwear, I mean he can afford some... can't he?

madison
12-23-2003, 07:01 AM
If i met him, i would be too shocked to say anything. But after i get over it, which would be like an hour, Lol jk i would be like omg i love ur music sooo much and i wish i have the talents you have. You are my favorite artist and can i have your autograph? I would probably say more but i know he has a tight schdule so i wouldnt want to interfere.

hisashiluv14
12-23-2003, 10:45 AM
Hmm, interesting question. Knowing me, I'd probably blurt out something unintelligible in English/Singlish, like, "Wah lau ey/Oh my god, Jielun ah/is this Jielun?!"

Then I'd remember that not everyone speaks English and Jielun supposedly doesn't, so I'd attempt something in Mandarin, probably some nonsense along the lines of, "Ni shi Zhou Jielun ah? Wo hen xi huan ting ni de ge!"

(You're Jay Chou? I love listening to your songs!)

Or if I happen to be in a melancholic mood, I'd charm him, somehow, with my um, charms or whatever and engage him in a conversation about... something. Then I'd ask him to join me for a nice coffee at Coffee Bean.

Hmm, then again, I'd tell him that he inspired me to write a long, crazy poem and I'd thank him for being such a wonderful muse because I was struck by writer's block and he lifted me out of that slump.

Yep. :)

mo
12-26-2003, 08:23 PM
oh~jay~i llike you so much~could you give me a hug?? :love: haha~that is~

huixuan
12-26-2003, 08:34 PM
i will be super hyper-ventilated and probably mumble and stutter when i tok to him.. i might even faint.. haha.. but i will probably say: jay, all ur songs are so nice and u r getting hotter everyday..

fangtasyz
12-30-2003, 05:17 PM
if i do meet him face to face, i'll be too shocked to even scream! and i will probably be real self conscious of myself..
i would tell him 'jay, ur music is so diao! u make great music!' that's it i guess. i'm not that bold to comment on his hotness or other things..though in my heart i'll be thinking 'hot damn, that guy's freaking hot!'

l3abystarz704
12-31-2003, 04:59 PM
hm...what would i say? I'll try n speak mandarin lol all that i know which would be hello, ni hao i'm stacy wo shi stacy and um...wo hun uh hahaha i'm hungry? i heard he doesn't really know english so i duno what i could really say to him...just shake his hand and say it was an honor to meet him ^^

i1215
01-29-2004, 09:18 AM
the first thing i would say is....can i keep you? hahah!!! j/k i would say...you are so cute of course...nah...maybe scream out..omg omg jay chou jay chou..and then of course do all the lame but normal stuff...get his autograph and take pics

msv
02-02-2004, 01:13 AM
"Oh my god... oh my god... oh my god... oh my god..." yup... I think that's as far as I can manage to say to Jay if I saw him.

jmin13
02-03-2004, 05:30 PM
i tink i will say four words to him, Zhou Tong, ni hao ? then i will keep smiling n look at him...will be frozen at the spot..

christinetang
02-04-2004, 11:02 AM
if i ever bump into jay i would say something like joey off friends 'How youuuuu Doing?' :wink2: nah i wouldn't do that in a millions years aint got the bottle cos i probably go weak at the knees if i ever see him.

No chat up lines just be myself i guess cos i dont want to scare him away like :laughing: just make general conversation to him which might be hard if im standing their gawping at him from head to toe :excited:

tortilla_chips
02-04-2004, 11:09 AM
i would tell him how great he and his music are and make him sign on eveything i happen 2 have at tt time :excited: then i would hug him and dont let go untill someone finally manages 2 drag me away......yeah, right, i would only succeed in making him think tt im a freak :dry:

Elisya
02-05-2004, 12:30 PM
The first thing I would say is hi And then that he is a GREAT singer and that his songs are so meaningful. He is talented, cool and unique and....ok lah my list is gona go on and on...so i better stop...

joeacid
02-05-2004, 01:21 PM
woo~~ if his there doing nothing, not being followed by anyone, i'll way up there and introduce myself and offer him a kiss, keke not that i wanna kiss him, but i wanna see how his face and turn red and become the ultra cute shy Jay keke. (bad huh? keke :P) then will and befriend with him. If he can treat me like a friend rather than a fan, i can rest in peace keke!

KeitH
02-05-2004, 01:28 PM
i'll say : 'hi.. nice to meet you...'
and mayb.. ' i lik you very very much....'
haha... tats lame...
but very cascual.. so our so-shy J wont be so shy...... :happy:

lene
02-05-2004, 02:21 PM
"hi jay... my knees are getting weak... :wacko:i think i'm fainting...
will you please catch me?" :wink2:

let's just hope i get to say these words out before i actually faint at the mere sight of him...

jennia_lulu
02-07-2004, 06:15 AM
i would like to be stand out so he can remember me all the time, but i also don't want to make a fool out of myself

i think i would just stay with the orginal and say "hello.....are u Jay Chou??....wow....my dream come true....do u know how much i love u????"

hehhehe....i sound like a loser hey....hehehehe

yunayin
02-08-2004, 06:22 AM
dear jay,
i dunno whether you're gonna have a chance to read my words here,but if i really do saw you 1 day..it will be the day my dream come true..from ur song words to you expression in ur singing ur jus the one that touched my heart..i listen to ur songs whenever i'm happy and unhappy..u jus light up my life with ur magic songs n words..i really love you so much n forever...when i saw u in the concert,i couldn't shout like the others..in my heart i jus wish whisper to you "jay,u'll be always in my heart n i'm there for you always..i love you so"

feixuan
02-08-2004, 06:05 PM
i will say..我要你又来泰国。永远支持你,杰伦
eventhough my han yu is not good ,but i will try...

czavender
02-09-2004, 02:28 AM
gosh! i dont know if there is one word i can utter if ever i will see him.. il probably faint first than to be able to say a word.. :laughing:
ohh i know my first word before ill faint would be.. hayyy....then faint... :laughing:

Dong Feng Puo
02-11-2004, 09:00 AM
i donno.. i have a feeling i would wanna play cool and not look like the obsessive fan that i am... but then considering i might never get to see him EVER again i'll prolly just ask to take a pic with him, since i already have his autograph.

babylouise
02-11-2004, 09:23 AM
What will I say? Erm...Marry me? Haha. I dont really know but the chance of meeting him privately not like during those crowded public autograph sessions is like 0.00000001% so why not? Will definitely scare him but its once in a lifetime so why not?

hellokitty
02-11-2004, 10:23 AM
hmmm...the first thing that pops out of my mouth heh? well, i dunno Never really thought about this question before -. -" hard question...ummm....I 'll probably scream and go OMG you're Jay! (tat'll prob frighten him though)

Okay, to be serious now, I'll go up to him and accidentally drop something. Then he'll pick it up and we'll start a convo hehe Then the first thing I'll say will be like thanks and like, hey you're Jay! (staying clam all the while) he'll answer like yea. then I'll tell him how great he is...blah blah blah

Kyoko
02-12-2004, 04:24 PM
I. Will. Squeal. Faint. Scream. Bleah. :oops:

Hopefully I won't do that, I'll be jumping up and down like a mad person!!! I really can't imagine that scenario, b-but... let's try~ :D

I would definitely tell him that all his hard work on his albums had paid off cause we LOVE the songs! He has ultra super great talents and his songs always manages to get me out of depression. Go Jay! Please continue to bring happiness to all of the people who like his songs! Jia you, jie lun! I'll always be supporting you!

-> So cliche... but who cares!!! XD Oh yea!!! Autograph! How can I forget? *grin*

denvy
02-13-2004, 06:00 AM
I will say:
Hai jay !!! I like your songs very much. can I have your autograph???? (ha...ha...ha... too simple!!!!)

xlilashunangulx
02-21-2004, 02:57 AM
hahah i would become speechless..and if i attempted to speak to him...i would probably stutter.. "Hi Jay! I am a really big fan of yours.....uh..can i have your autograph?" haha i dunno if im gonna say that..but its a start!

mystic_aura69
02-21-2004, 09:26 AM
i'd be thinking, 'omg it's Jay chou, i have to say say something i just have to!', then i'd probably stand there for moment quitely then run up and walk around him and look him up and down and then say, " Hi! are you Jay chou? i love your music so much, say do you reckon i could have your email adress? " :wink2:
that would be so cool if it happened :love:

Enigma
02-22-2004, 04:10 PM
OMG.. If i meet Jay, I'd probably be soooo excited. But anyway, i'll go up and say, " Hello, you're so cool. can we take a photo and sign me an autograph please. Hope you remember me.. " haha. :)

pamujung
02-22-2004, 04:54 PM
Yeah ! I will say "wow u r rock, man I can't speak Chinese so u can't understand me 55 by the way can I take photo with u" with d bug smile hehe

sakikora
02-26-2004, 01:02 PM
oh man do you know how many time i'd have to pinch myself if i acctually met him?????(':worry:')...come on guyz i'd be covered with bruises...

but if i wasn't dreaming or hallucinating or something similar(':drool:')... i'd soooooo ask for his e-mail (private one thank you very much) (':brows:')and keep in touch (like about 10 thousand e-mails each day)...(':blush:')and i'll use my very best mando and taiwanese to impress him(':love:')...~hehehe who ever makes the questions... u guyz are precious(':laughing:')...did i ever mention u rock???...(':roll:')hehehehe~

stargirl
02-27-2004, 03:58 AM
Well if I were in that situation here is my plan :excited: : I walk up to him and say in my very best mando 'hello, I don't have any apples' because that's pretty much all I can say. Than I babble in English about not being able to understand his music but still loving it blah blah blah than I get my translator to ask him if I can show him a magic trick. :D
By now a large crowd has gathered around. There is a big box big enough for a jay-sized man to fit in! I begin my performance by telling everyone that whoever goes into he box I can make disappear and than reappear. I ask jay to get in the box and he does so thinking this is some cool magic trick. I shut the door mutter a few choice words and open it again and jay has disappeared. Due to some crafty box work he is now in another box (I think I’m obsessed with box's).... to keep the audience from getting suspicious I attempt to make jay reappear but it just won’t work, I put on my best innocent face and claim he must have run away :angel:
When everyone is gone I load my jay-in-a-box into a truck and drive home. I keep jay chained to a tree in my backyard and feed him lettuce leaves every Tuesday Friday and every second Sunday. Occasionally I let him hand-feed me chocolate covered strawberries and my friends pay me to see him perform and sing in my backyard! :yeah:
Lol do you think my plan will work?
Cheers
stargirl
:)

kawaii_jay
02-27-2004, 04:19 AM
Hahaha!!! that plan was really funny stargirl! :laughing:
i think jay won't be happy living like that. Well... i think if i meet jay... probably i can't say a word by the emotion... or i can say him: jay! u are the best artist in the world and i think u are very talent! can u give your autograph??? can i kiss and hug u?? can we take a photo??? how can i contact u?? ^_^ hehehe.... i will be very emotion if u can see! That's the dream of my life! meet jay!

mint
02-28-2004, 11:50 AM
DIAO!!!

knock
02-28-2004, 01:24 PM
mint: Please read the Forum Rules (http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=692)

No posting of one-liners pls

Thanks.

greenieleen
03-08-2004, 07:50 AM
HAHAHHAA....I'd probably want to tell him that he's a SUPER DUPER SINGER and stuff, I dunno, express the emotional impact his music has bestowed upon my life....tell him that he could have done a lot better that Jolin......But what probably would happen is I'd say hi, He'd say Hi, I'd try to start what I wanted to say, stutter, then run out of the room mumbling some kind of english under my breath and kicking myself in the A** for messing that experience up....... :-x

_jayrox_
03-08-2004, 07:59 AM
i will say hello...or a hi... or perhaps... nothing... because... i may be too nervous that no words can get out of my mouth... Next, i will ask him if i can get his contact number.... next i'll ask him about his health condition... Then i'll try to chat and talk with him as long as i can... :angel: :wink2:

charmed_1009
03-08-2004, 11:09 AM
Would you ever like a girl eleven years younger than you?
That's the first thing i will ask him...If i get to ask him that is......i hope he says yes............cause i was asking for myself............

Vicluva
04-09-2004, 12:01 PM
i'd sing him 'ai zai xi yuan qian' because my gorg voice and sound grasp of the lyrics will b sure to get him to ask for my number! (he doesn't even have to ask, i'd b shoving it into his hand b4 i'd opened my mouth!) :D :D :D

fen2h
04-09-2004, 03:46 PM
I think i will stand there like an idiot n can't say anything !!!! but, i hope tat i can chat wif him..yeah, at least be a penpal...coz chance of meeting him is only 0.0000000000000000000001% as i live in indonesia....

xiezhi_renfu
12-03-2004, 03:45 AM
Heh, i will walk up to him and say "Hey Jay, too diao isn't good for health. Smile more and watch your steps!!"

swtaznkandi
01-18-2005, 06:26 PM
the first i would say is to congratulate him on his mad crazy musical skills. i hope he can understand enough english for that, because i can't compliment him well enough in chinese (ack i suck :-( ). i really admire him so much for his music, and that's why i'm such a huge fan. i wish i could tell him that his music means so much to me.

rjay16
01-21-2005, 09:24 PM
i think i will be too shocked for words! think i will juz stare at him to convince myself jay chou is reali standing in front of me! i think i will be too shy to talk to him.. maybe i will ask to shake hands wif him n take photo wif him wif my cam phone. hehe.. if i ever dare..

buru214
01-21-2005, 09:32 PM
hm..if i ever met jay, that would be a dream come true! but i think i would be too scared to say anything. I would probably stare at him to make sure that he really is jay chou...then I would probably flash him my best smile and just see what happens from there... :-)

jaxe
01-21-2005, 10:42 PM
if i were jay, i would be totally freaked out! but yea, i guess i would remember you! haha
maybe i would say (if i'm not already totally stunned/surprised/shocked/floatingoncloud9andtoohappyforwords) i love your jawline! cld u turn and let me kiss you?
hahahahaha....

zhuangzhi
01-22-2005, 09:32 AM
:wave:

The first thing I'd like to say to Jay is,

"Hey, Jay. I thought you are an R&B singer, aren't you? I love R&B and....oh, sorry, my name is Zhuang Zhi. Have we met before? Ummm...yeah rite, I dont think so. I'm a model in my country, well.. if you'd like to ask me to be your v-clip model..I'd be so excited. I really love your songs, and each time I see your v-clip I dream of being your model. Oh, what time is it now..? Sorry I gotta go, this is my name card. Nice to see ya!"

:whistle:

Yeah, I dunno can those words really appear when I meet him one day..? Gosh..that's too impossible I think :tongue:

LOVE,
Zhuang Zhi

seaweedpatchkid
01-22-2005, 10:02 AM
lol...the first thing my friend said was "jie lun ni ke yi bang wo qian ge ming ma?"

i was just dumbfounded. LOL.

i really don't know what i would say...hmm...I'd start off with "Hi." and work from there. :D

shxn
01-22-2005, 10:25 AM
erm..i would ask him. how he compose his songs.. teach me some how to make nice songs... :)

jaychou_21
01-22-2005, 11:17 AM
I will surely end up flabbergasted once I get to meet and greet my idol.
I don't know what to say.
First thing,I'll probably start it off by uttering some warm greetings.
Next,I'll introduce myself.And then,I'll ask a few questions about himself and what's
going on with his career.That's it!
I don't know if he can say all those things once I'm there.
I might get starstrucked and forget what I'm going to say.
I may end up speechless and just stare at him,wondering if I'm dreaming.

cowboy
01-22-2005, 11:31 AM
"Come on, dude. You can tell me.....Of course I won't tell anyone. You got with Jolin, didn't you?" :dry:

funkaeh
01-22-2005, 12:11 PM
Chun Li that was funny, amusing and definitely different! :P

i would tell him something simple, i like your music (: and of course you. then walk off and don't turn back! ACT COOL :P haha. my friend actually saw him haning out around heeren-hmv when he was in singapore! LUCKY PIG! but of course he was heavily guarded la -.- so sad. actually being his bodyguard is not bad! at least they get to be with him 24/7 :X

CrazY4JaY
02-07-2005, 12:15 AM
if i met Jay...i wuld talk to him about his music..like what's his inspiration and like what it's like to make music..and stuff like that..ill just talk to him about his music..considering im overly amazed by his music

devonn
02-07-2005, 09:08 AM
there was this meet the fans session on 27th Jan 2005 in msia..jay was here for his concert..so i got invited to his meet the fans session..i have the oppourtunity to take a picture with him..so when i was on the stage..he slowly walk up to the stage and stood beside me..i still remember what is the first thing i said to him..."Jie Lun, Ni Hen CUTE!" (Jay,you are very cute!) and he smiled at me..i still wondering why didnt i say "jie lun,ni hen ke ai"? instead of saying "ke ai" i said "cute"! hope that he does understand!

onetwothree
02-07-2005, 10:33 AM
hahahas I would faint before I say anything.. actually I don't know.. probarly.. "Oh My God, You're Jay Chou.. You're great!!"..and yeah lol

losted
02-08-2005, 11:59 AM
I'll be like

"hmmm....you remind me of someone....(stop to think) I'm not quite sure who.

(Long Pause )...Your Xiao Zhu(his friend) aren't you!! OMG OMG!!" (jumps up and down!!)

hahaha jk I would ask him to take a pic with me on my camera phone and send it to everyone.

mish
02-08-2005, 12:09 PM
ehehe... i would probably faint if i meet him.... so here's what i will say once i have regained my consciousness:

"Hey Jay! I love your music! You are the best musician there is! And I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" if i could, then i would hug him! and i would most probably faint again. but yeah. i would say that in a calm manner... i don't want to appear as a lunatic... hahah. ;)

muahmuah
02-08-2005, 01:40 PM
THE FIRST THING i wld sae is" YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!" i guess he lyks ppl to sae he is talented rite......he wans ppl to acknowledge his music.......
i wld oso sae" ur music is veri DIAO!!" hahahahs.......im sure he will remb me.....isin't tat rite??

lunjing
02-08-2005, 02:16 PM
Hmm..I would definitely be speechless for the first 5 seconds..then I'll ask him how he composes such darned beautiful tunes!

jiali
02-09-2005, 07:31 PM
I think i'd hyperventilate and start breaking out in cold sweat even before i meet him.. :sweat:

When i finally get to meet him, i'd be tongue-tied and probably just stare at him for the 1st few seconds!! Errr, after i get back to a more normal self, i'd probably tell him "wo zhen de hen xi huan ni de ge!!!" (I really like your songs) and and... i can't think of what to say anymore :oops:

devonn, ur SOOOOO lucky!!! I'm jealous.. You got to stand so close to him!! Ahhh, how does it feel?!? :excited:

BBoPPy
02-09-2005, 09:42 PM
hmm...I would say- "AY! AY! IT'S YOU!!! Jay Chou!!!" and then I'd probably faint.
OR I'd say...
"yo! what's up 'diao' dude!" hehe...he'd probably be like :crazy: "get her away from me! (in chinese)"

twentynine_
02-19-2005, 02:09 AM
if i would see jielun on the streets with no bodyguards just plain HIM.
i wouldn't dare to go up to him? haha. it's too embarassing?
if i have my best friend there, i think i would have the guts to approach him,
maybe saying "hello. are you jielun?" you would feel embarassed if it wasn't him.
then ask him for a photo taking somewhere which doesn't expose much to people.
if i would ask for a phototaking in the busy streets, many people would notice thus putting him a spot. i guess he would remember me for life. haha. i don't want to be remembered this way. LOL.

PaoAiJieLun
02-19-2005, 09:37 AM
well, if it's really him... i think i might just shyly say "hi jielun!"... and slowly watch him pass by....

i'm not the stalker type, and i'm really shy around people i love.. hehhee... but if i get enough courage, i'd tell him "im a fan from the Philippines, we love you there! please visit us sometime!" (if i manage to say it in chinese, cos he surely won't understand if it were in english... hehhee//.)

x_pEachiE_x
02-20-2005, 02:09 AM
Uhh...i am a very sensible lito gurl though..

"OH MY GREAT GRANDMAMA!!ARE YOU THE AWESOME , TALENTED , WONDERFUL , PERFECT ( almost ) JAY CHOU?!!? " if he nods in exasperation , i would go on
"Okay,bye. :wave: "

I have given up all hope in him already ever since i read the news :whistle: .

simple_love
02-20-2005, 02:11 AM
I'd probably be like " omg it's really you! JAY CHOU!" and faint..hahah I really
wouldn't know what to say..I think he would have heard all of those "i LOVE YOU"
and "marry me" stuff already, so I'd probably just say 'your music is really diao,
keep it up!"

punkymeh
02-26-2005, 04:09 AM
hm i would say HEY...i dont know chinese so if i was to talk to jay in english he probally wouldnt understand and care anyways

spork
02-26-2005, 09:38 AM
Oh man, so many things have already been said to the great zhou jie lun...what could i possible say?! :glug:

Well, I'd shuffle up to him all bashful-like and bow and tell him that he makes mandarin sound a hundred times more beautiful and graceful beacuse he evokes so many different and powerful emotions in his music...yeah... :shy:

esther
02-26-2005, 10:16 AM
I won't jump up and down and shout and scream. think that will scare him away and cause unecessary commotion (although i will be jumping crazy inside).

I'll go and walk aong his side and ask him calmly (i'll try to stay cool) for autograph and ask if i can take some photos with him. Seems more possible for him to oblige to my request this way. Hehe. Then from there, i'll of course try to continue walking along with him. haha. hope he dun mind when he realise that i'm not a "crazy" fan. (just trying to conceal my craziness first) haha.

etty
02-26-2005, 10:28 AM
I probably have this funny face for just trying to calm myself up :wacko: .. the first thing i would do is shake hands, ask for autographs, take pictures and if he can give me a hug, that's better. He he...
I don't suppose i can talk a lot to him coz i don't understand mandarin.... :cry:

thupham
02-26-2005, 10:33 PM
HOnestly, i wouldn't know what to say because i would probably faint if i ever actually
got to meet jay face to face. I would be very nervous but at the same time very excited inside

Tiger
02-27-2005, 03:17 AM
considering i'm in the U.S. this is most likely not gunna happen. But to imagine, I would say, Hi. I d/k ne Chinese & he don't know English, so, thats about all I can say. ... need to take some Chinese language classes...