If Jay were a fruit, what would he be ? [Archive]

aina

02-28-2008, 05:40 AM

LoL..what a funny question..

:hmm: let's see..

fruit..

maybe..DURIAN

*i guess some people goes "eeuuhhh" now* :sweat:

reason :
- For those who love it, they can never get enough of it. They want more and more and more..
even though they have to open the fruit with lot of efforts and sometimes got hurt by its thorns, it doesn't matter...

- For those who don't like it, they will throw comments like :

"What the hell is that?"
"Smells like _ _ _ _"
"Wonder why you love that thing"
"What is so yummy about it?"

So..yeah..Jay is like durian... ^^
lot of people loves him, vvveeeerryy in love with him, but there's also people who doesn't like him, like soooo anti-Jay..

i once heard a boy walking passed in front of me and said "Zhou Jie Lun, na li hao e?"
GAH, felt like i want to spank him!

I love durian...I love Jay.. :love:

darrensnake

03-01-2008, 11:06 AM

Hi, I'm new to the forums.
He would be an orange. Nice and juicy.

Pao-Pao

03-01-2008, 02:46 PM

:welcome: guys!!! I like this question...it's funny lol

aina seriously DURIAN?? hahahaha lol but yeah I see your point...we don't have that kind of fruit here lol

Errrrr I don't like to eat fruits much, I know it's healthy but well haha so the fruit I like the most is the BANANA!!! hahaha so he'd be a banana for me....it tastes good and since I live in South America, we have tons of bananas per year here...it's one of the most sold fruit in Latin America...so it's like everywhere hahaha YAY

jayn

03-30-2008, 08:33 AM

Durian. Cos he's the king of all singers :bleh:

jocsim

03-30-2008, 08:49 AM

This is such an interesting topic.

Mine would be an orange, coz my favourtie fruit is orange and Jay's is my favourite singer too. So it'll goes like..

Jay + orange = My favourite

And also would like to welcome you to JCNET!! Hope you enjoy staying here with us :-)

Aina- Ya, i guess i will definitely throw that comment, LOUDLY!! I will really stay like several miles away if there's a durian put right in front of me.

jay_jenn

03-30-2008, 01:41 PM

Hi Everyboday :wave:

I'll prefer him to be Watermelon, coz I like watermelon sooooooooo much ... [until I can finish it all] .... hahaha soundsss greedy right :D.........

Same like with Jay ... I just like will grab all of his poster whenever I saw it...:happy:

JALYN:D

03-30-2008, 02:10 PM

MANGO!!!
I love mangoes. Haha, smooth, juicy, delicate. RAWR! How sexy.
Mwahahaha. And yes, what a weird topic, roflmao.

YeQu

03-30-2008, 03:34 PM

Aina: I'll be just like Joc!I don't like the smell of it :oops:

I'd say grape too,cause whenever I have them I can't get enough and it's my favourite fruit :bleh:

yongmunyee

03-30-2008, 05:01 PM

Hey mwyfung...
Haha.. Interesting topic....
I agree with Jie_Lun_Rox....
Watermelon is cool, smooth, crunchy and juicy.. :wink2:
Which kind of describe Jay..
Hehe...

andyc228

04-02-2008, 06:56 PM

he would be a watermelon , of course :bleh:

hobielover

04-02-2008, 07:10 PM

I think he's more like a plum. Plums are kind of sweet, kind of sour, and the taste kind of changes from one bite to another, just the way Jay's songs are all different. They're also purple, and I <3 purple! :happy:

Is a durian that kind of fruit that everyone says smells like cat poop? I've never been near one, so I don't know what it tastes or smells like.

slickg

04-03-2008, 06:52 AM

durians are the king of all fruits. therefore jay would be a durian for he is king =)

loveillusion

04-03-2008, 10:26 AM

Jay would be a durian!

not that he is smelly or what.
it is because it has thorns which mean jay look scary on the outside but in fact he is kind and nice inside.

NarcissisticRiceBall

04-03-2008, 10:42 AM

Hmm, I find this question fascinating. I think a kumquat. Yes, definitely a kumquat. It's different, most people don't know what it is, and it's like a cross between different fruits, but people either like the taste or don't. Also the word rocks. Kumquat. Just keep saying it...Kumquat. :-)

爱朝小诗

04-03-2008, 11:51 AM

Mango!I love it!HaHa!! The color is yellow..JAY is the yellow race.

fungus301

04-03-2008, 02:51 PM

Hi, i'm new here.

I would think jay as a watermelon too, as his songs are so sweet and i can't get enough of JAY CHOU!

lkyip

04-03-2008, 04:49 PM

Well, what fruit is Jay??? never thought of that... interesting!!
mayb, strawberry... coz he loves pink colour so much... there is no other guys that look so cute in pink customes....

yeah... sweet and juicy!

jaemmae

04-12-2008, 05:57 PM

jAy would have to be a watermelon...but only the yellow ones cos they're yummier than the red ones~

amoureuxia

04-12-2008, 06:15 PM

Haha! I think he can be any fruit really. Nearly all fruits are super-juicy and delicious. Oh, I make it sound as if Jay is edible now. :3

Lovely-lychee

04-12-2008, 06:37 PM

I think Lychee :D Sweet, cute, juicy, charming, adorable, nice :D I am Lovely-lychee and I love Jay :D

coolman123

07-07-2008, 04:47 AM

Probably a orange to me because inside it is sweet and tasty.

windfermine

04-12-2009, 09:43 PM

a durian

tropical fruit. only exist in indonesia, has some pointy , hard thick skin...and hae a unique irreplaceable taste.

thats what i think of him. unique and irreplaceable...^^

MandaPanda

04-13-2009, 12:30 AM

I didn't even know what a kumqat was but ok now I learned it's a fruit! :D

To me Jay would be a pineapple - sweet, juicy and exotic ^_^

zufairi

04-15-2009, 07:13 PM

a durian
tropical fruit. only exist in indonesia, has some pointy , hard thick skin...and hae a unique irreplaceable taste.
thats what i think of him. unique and irreplaceable...^^

ya ya durian..
da king of fruit..
we got durian in malaysia also..
not just indonesia..
i think thailand also have it..

Qinghe

04-15-2009, 10:51 PM

Jay would be a peach! He's shy on the outside and a peach has a soft skin. Plus it's nice and round. Jay's well-rounded with his talents.

chungjun

04-15-2009, 11:05 PM

Jay would be durian! King of the fruits!

iicciclecat

04-15-2009, 11:30 PM

he'll be a purple grape!!! ^^
he's cool lookin from the darkness aura!
n he's sweet n cute ... (grapppiii)

KaleI0203

05-08-2009, 04:06 PM

Hi all, I love this topic as we can use metaphor to describe what we love about Jay.
I would like to say his music is attractive, unpredictable, warm, and romantic. It's just like an Apple: hot red, sour (sometimes), sweet (almost) and good for health/heart ;)

Actually, I don't know much abt his personality. It's my feeling when I hear his songs. I'm only a newbie. I'm completely crazy with his songs. Unfortunately, I don't speak Chinese :((...I'm gonna learn it anyway. Jay's rock !!!
I wonder what kind of fruit he likes by the way?...

LittleMissMishi

05-08-2009, 07:41 PM

Strawberries!!!

Why?

Because strawberries are fun, sweet, tasty, and great with chocolate

Yum!

xoxo
-Mishi

jenniferleo

05-19-2009, 09:43 PM

atlantic1177

05-28-2009, 02:06 PM

I reackon he will be a dragon fruit! This is such a random question! =D

LittleMissMishi

06-22-2009, 10:22 AM

haha...weird topic...
well, i think he has potential to become chili
btw, chili is a fruit not a vegetable fyi...
the reason i choose him as chili because he's hot and spicy...
he do nothing yet get to fall into superstar in music industry, it's unbelievable...:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Its a fruit?! :glug:

I never knew that!

Well...then again, I never really thought about it :shy:

Haha The More You Know! :excited:

xoxo
-Mishi

ChunElla

08-05-2009, 08:41 AM

I really don't know, I think He will be apple because all people like apples, it doesn't matter how often they eat it, but all like it. That's why I think that Jay would be apple because all like Jay, he like a sin :D :D :D :D :D ja ja ja

Jay-Chou<3

08-05-2009, 02:59 PM

I reckon he would be a starfruit which is pretty self explanatory cos Jay is a huge star!! And he seems to like wearing stars a lot I have seen several photos of him with stars in his outfit and once he even had a starry necklace. oh, and he likes magic too which again links back to stars lol :D
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oyveyspicyshrimp

08-09-2009, 03:14 PM

i agree with atlantic1177 - dragonfruit!!

it's very different from any other kind of fruit, it can be sweet, and it looks hot? wait, that sounds really strange talking about a fruit..