what will your reaction if you woke up see jay in your bed? [Archive]

R A I N B O W x3

04-15-2007, 08:42 PM

ricepaddies

04-16-2007, 12:25 AM

R A I N B O W x3

04-16-2007, 02:22 AM

your.lip.balm

04-16-2007, 04:20 AM

OMG! i would thank the heavens and jay for being there. and then i'll freak out for like 2 seconds and then just lay there with him, praying that this is not a dream.

lornac1208

04-16-2007, 07:08 AM

1. scream
2. shut up when he looks at me crazy
3. hug him and kiss him right back.

from wut u said "hey baby," sounds horny... haha!!! a horny jay chou waking up next to me in my bed.... hmmmmmmmm

rozmary

04-16-2007, 08:49 AM

i will definitely stay silent so as not to wake him up and enjoy laying my head in his arm and staring at him for a long, long time! ill treat it as if im in the clouds and im lying in a very soft best cuddled by a very soft teddy bear.

JMgal

04-16-2007, 12:41 PM

i'd seriously FREAK OUT.

1. Stare at him and think "Who the hell is this dude in my bed???"
2. Then I'll scream (slow reaction), then try to rip off his mask or whatever (could be a prank!)
3. Pinch myself. Get his autograph. Go back to sleep.

btw hi im new here! ^^

waxbutterflies

04-16-2007, 02:56 PM

dont think dirty everyone :shifty: . if jay was besides you sleeping with his arm around you how would you seriously react, like he just magicially appeared? when he wakes up he says "good morning baby" to you (in english) and kisses you.
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i will go nuts my face would be totally red. id be speechless but as time goes on ill kiss him back hehehe :D

Ah! There are so many Jay fantasy threads here ---"If jay was your neighbor" "If you were on a desert island with Jay" ..... they always get me squealy but this one is my favorite so far (for obvious reasons:tongue: ) Hm.. if Jay woke up next to me. I would zone out on his face (I think I'd be too fangirl overwhelmed to even scream)...then hit myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming or hallucinating. Then...kiss him back? BLEh. I'd brush first:tongue: I'd probably laugh at the "good morning baby" bit though because Jay speaking English (Ni ting de dao/double blade MV) is soo geeky/adorable at the same time. After I got over my giggle fit I'd probably melt though :love:

pEaChNeSs

04-16-2007, 03:14 PM

OMG this is so obvious. KISS HIM BACK! and i think I'd lay there in his arms and ask him a million questions. I still can't imagine him saying "hey baby" in english though :rolleyes:

jazlyn87

04-16-2007, 03:43 PM

wow.. i would smile and freaked out a bit but it's jay! .. i wouldn't kiss him back yet but slowly run my fingers thru his hair .. and smile.. then i'll slowly kiss him.

ghettosushi713

04-16-2007, 03:54 PM

omg. that would be so crazy. i would probably start screaming because...waking up with a guy next to me? and then get out of bed and ask him how he got there?yes magically, but i would still ask him. Try to straighten things out first before asking for an autograph.^_^

LMAO ME TOO!!! itd be really akward to have a guy in my bed... its like u fall asleep hugging ur teddy bear then BAM! omg wut bout my shui xiang (sleeping posture/position) thatd b soooo akward lol XD nd omg wut bout bad breath? AND OMG JAY CHOU WAS IN MY BED!!! id prob never wash the sheets and store them away in a safe or something lmao =)

R A I N B O W x3

04-16-2007, 05:00 PM

Ah! There are so many Jay fantasy threads here ---"If jay was your neighbor" "If you were on a desert island with Jay" ..... they always get me squealy but this one is my favorite so far (for obvious reasons:tongue: ) Hm.. if Jay woke up next to me. I would zone out on his face (I think I'd be too fangirl overwhelmed to even scream)...then hit myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming or hallucinating. Then...kiss him back? BLEh. I'd brush first:tongue: I'd probably laugh at the "good morning baby" bit though because Jay speaking English (Ni ting de dao/double blade MV) is soo geeky/adorable at the same time. After I got over my giggle fit I'd probably melt though :love:
thank you =]. hehe i think ima get some thank you post on this hehehe xP

hojx93

04-18-2007, 04:48 PM

Like those drama serials:

Pull up the blanket a little and look in. Then look stunned and when our eyes meet, I scream.

sequinedsky

04-19-2007, 10:24 AM

i'd ask him to sing to me from the moment i wake up till the moment i sleep again :D all day long on the bed, baby :p

R A I N B O W x3

04-20-2007, 02:10 AM

Like those drama serials:
Pull up the blanket a little and look in. Then look stunned and when our eyes meet, I scream.
WHOAH!!!!! HAHAHA that would be funny and even more funny if your face expression was like :excited: when you peak in the sheets haha. which of course i wont do :shifty:

lornac1208

04-20-2007, 07:24 AM

Like those drama serials:
Pull up the blanket a little and look in. Then look stunned and when our eyes meet, I scream.

hm... peekin in the sheets...sounds fun to me! haha:rolleyes:

S T A R S =]

04-25-2007, 02:48 AM

eyes go :glug: . looks under sheets to see if yeah. be silent for along time then id probably just kiss him back. start talking and making him sign my posters :D

lazyazn5318

04-25-2007, 02:53 AM

Seeing as I'm a guy I'd probabl be like O_O;; and then be like I must've been REALLY drunk hahaha.

DjPho

04-25-2007, 03:48 AM

I'd scream and punch him in the face. Then i'd make him sing an acapella version of Ka Ai Nu Ra so that I COULD REMIX IT! O MY BUDDHA IT'S SO HARD TO FIND ACAPELLAS THESE DAYS!

I'm a guy.

DulceMexicana

04-25-2007, 04:40 AM

First i would probably just mumble and try to talk to him but then realize that im saying absolutly nothing
afterwardds idk

chubbie_cheeks

04-25-2007, 04:44 AM

khmerchef

04-25-2007, 06:36 AM

I think all the females in this thread wouldn't stray away from the basic freaking out.

Most likely I'd freak out. Because c'mon, it's Jay we're talking about. Also, the idea of a guy in my bed.....not likely. I'd probably scream....anything that comes into mind "Oh my God!" or "WTF!"(the whole phrase). Then I'd blush and feel all girly. And I probably don't want to get out of bed, because I might want to to last as long as it can.

But this is only if I don't pass out due to shock.

Mesmerized Memories

04-27-2007, 11:41 AM

Umm!!!! That is an interesting scenario indeed *ponders* http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion33.gif
OKAY! I've GOT IT!
This would be my reaction!
Me: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/d582d79f.gif
JC: *wakes up* Good morning baby
Me: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion51.gif HEHEHE! *forcefully hugs JC and plants a passionate kiss lasting 5 minutes http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion47.gif*I...Love...You...*looks down and blushes* http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion05.gif *suddenly, excitedly looks up*http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion51.gif CAN YOU SIGN MY CAREBEAR??!?!?!http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion13.gif

Oh.. and i forgot to add that i'd cuddle him as long as possible =P

Bye bye~! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion19.gif

honeydew xP

05-02-2007, 05:57 AM

this thread caught my attention lol. since im still a newbie here and it won't let me post elsewhere soo yeah. i would be scared and id probably look under the sheets to see if anythings popping out and then my nerves will go away and say "good morning" and kiss him. i'd always wanted to pinch his cheeks so i'd do that too :D

jayn

05-02-2007, 09:10 AM

I'll lie in bed all day and make sure that he does too ;p

YeQu

05-02-2007, 07:58 PM

Umm!!!! That is an interesting scenario indeed *ponders* http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion33.gif
OKAY! I've GOT IT!
This would be my reaction!
Me: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/d582d79f.gif
JC: *wakes up* Good morning baby
Me: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion51.gif HEHEHE! *forcefully hugs JC and plants a passionate kiss lasting 5 minutes http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion47.gif*I...Love...You...*looks down and blushes* http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion05.gif *suddenly, excitedly looks up*http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion51.gif CAN YOU SIGN MY CAREBEAR??!?!?!http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion13.gif

Oh.. and i forgot to add that i'd cuddle him as long as possible =P
Bye bye~! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Si2ta-/onion19.gif

LOL I like your reply :tongue:

I'm probably freak out seriously its Jay Chou for Gods sakes! :glug:
But after the long freaking out I'd hug him and stay in bed all day xD

diaoness

05-09-2007, 03:04 PM

AAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!
hit him wiv my pillow first coz id prob think he was some RANDOM!!! lol...
then id realise it is jay...and apologise for an hour *im sooo sorry....let me fix ur hair...*

Alvinz

05-09-2007, 03:08 PM

I would punch him and kick him off my bed, then say sorry sorry sorry whilst i get ready for school. then I''ll say, hey jay, wanna learn how to break(dance). And happy dayz!!!

icarus

05-10-2007, 02:06 AM

Ask him to wake up and sign lots of autographs. I will sell them online :whistle: lol j/k

Ae86Jessi

05-14-2007, 12:44 AM

I would be shocked at first considering I wouldn't be expecting him there, once I realise who it is, I would just look him in the eyes for a little bit, then close my eyes and snuggle into him with my head on his chest and his arms around me.

kliu117

05-14-2007, 03:03 AM

I'd think he's gay cuz I'm a guy. But after that I would ask him for an autograph

simply_cath

05-23-2007, 03:39 AM

hmmm...
i would lick my lips.
and eat him.
mmmmm

joce

05-23-2007, 11:06 AM

firstly i will got very very very shocked of course...
but i think the full day i will be very happy because Jay already kiss me in the morning...
hahaha...

Princess Rinoa

05-23-2007, 06:39 PM

OMG!!! Wat kind of question is this? hahaha damned funny! wat should I do if I woke up and see him??? Soo confused @.@ Maybe the 1st thing I would do is to jump out of mah bed and kiss & hug him immediately. Then I would like to take photo with him and go out having fun all day. Wow, it must be very happy to stay with Jay 4 a whole day ^0^

50chicken

06-07-2007, 05:37 AM

good morning jay. kiss. wake up. sign my stuff. hang out with him for the whole day. BAM! best day of my life lol :D

lovelynipples

06-08-2007, 06:29 PM

hey guys i'm back from the mall.will i will be so happy and i would give him a massage:oops:i would also make something to eat to eat 2 lol

endro_jay

06-09-2007, 11:24 AM

I will :excited: and inconcious and sleep again on my bed..

psycho

06-14-2007, 06:45 AM

hmm... im not quite one to wake up in bed with someone i dont really know really well... probably in the state of shock i'd punch him in the face -__-;;;;;

heart_jay

07-11-2007, 05:05 AM

lol such a weird question

1) I would freak out and scream
2) And that as much as I love Jay, wish it was my boyfriend instead
3) Take a picture with him and ask him to sign it xD

xXice-teaXx

07-14-2007, 07:23 AM

omg.. that's crazy ^^
i think i would feel really surprised myself ^^ and don't know what to do^^

Chojo

07-21-2007, 07:57 AM

I'd call the punch him and call the police (cause i'm a guy :D)

well... not before getting his autograph ..

sam_ho

07-22-2007, 02:43 AM

I would jump off the bed and scream until he wakes up, force him to stay on the bed, take off his shirt and tie him to the bed and take pictures. Post them on the internet and earn money.

How's that? ^-^

+peace(^^)+

07-23-2007, 04:22 PM

i think i will g0nna be crazy..haha..:excited:..maybe at that m0ment i will scream loudly and crying because i'm s0 happy..haha:D..after that...i will snap a few pictures with him for remembrance and show the pictures to all my friends s0 that they will be jealous with me..haha..:bleh:

mintygirl

08-09-2007, 03:40 AM

*chuckles* hehe
i would...pretend i was still asleep and enjoy the lovely moments there....*dreams*

SexyPenguin

08-09-2007, 03:55 AM

Haha. I will quickly tie him up, and prevent him from running away. And keep him with me foreverrrr. Until his too madly in love with me, he can't bear to leave me. :D

Oooo. :)

gsyx

08-09-2007, 03:29 PM

wow!!i will pretend to sleep so that i can enjoy the momoent longer,in between i will keep peeking at him to make sure its really him,then when its finally time to get up i will ask him to take a photo with me and get his autograph and phone number and address then i will shoo him to work cause i want his next album to come out faster!!jay chou is a busy man.haha.

candy9x58

08-12-2007, 04:47 PM

Woa.....so crazy:excited:, It's wonderful for me:-)
And I just want to hug him:rolleyes:, smile:D and.....say to him :u are my love ^^

Vynci

08-17-2007, 02:20 AM

I wom't ask him anything ...
But I will look into his eyes and after that , smile and say : Do you think there's your room and this is your bed?

shadow_whiteknight

08-19-2007, 01:37 PM

I dun think I could woke up just because of that (coz I'm a heavy sleeper):bleh:
But if I woke up, first thing for sure: SCREAM!!
Then, make sure my bro dunno anything bout diz (he's a bit sister complex ^^)
Ask for the autograph, photo...:wink2:
Then I will ask him to go back to where he used to be
Then go to sleep again with a smile on my face:tongue:

KawaiiPanda

08-19-2007, 01:41 PM

honestly i'd hit him then jump out of bed and run. all this while screaming. coz i doubt i'd even realise it was jay chou lol my first reaction would be 'OH MY GOD IM GONNA GET RAPED BY A STRANGE MAN'

Bellatrix

08-24-2007, 12:42 AM

haha i don't know
ii'll be in silence only looking him and after when i can say something, i'll say hi xD and i'll hope that he say something else :P

sorry.. but I will be shocked

bawkbawkchicken

08-24-2007, 02:12 AM

i'll just think that im dreaming and go back to sleep. hahahaha :)
if i wake up n he's still there, hahah yay?

riku29_J-chou

08-25-2007, 03:58 PM

may be i will sleep again.. try to think it isn't a dream.. and i'll hug him and never let him go.. hihihi...

csuo

08-26-2007, 02:52 AM

Since I'm a guy...I'll probably be thinking "damn I must have got REALLY drunk last night...."

ROWiEC

08-28-2007, 03:17 AM

hmm that would be bad!
my boyfriend would freak out if i told him

but honestly.. jay chou!
wow.. luck! he is sooooo gorgeous
i would just scream and melt inside x]

fantasy-wings

08-28-2007, 10:41 AM

I'd totally freak out and blush big time, jump out of bed and then ask him to go to breakfast with me and then we talk (i'd treat him like one of my friends) and yea from there it'll just be peace... then hang out.....

kari_angel17

08-28-2007, 10:03 PM

HAHAHAH wut the hell that would be damn freaky. i would kick him outta bed... just not right lol :P

minglai

09-13-2007, 06:00 AM

1. freak out that there's a person holding me
2. realize it's jay and freak out
3. calm down and wonder how he got in the house
4. realize he called me baby and wonder what my boyfriend will think
5. get a picture with him and get an autograph(picture more important :D)
6. make breakfast and eat with him (: weeeeeee

vince_1990

09-13-2007, 05:20 PM

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH...
Unable to imagine...
I can go crazy...
but, it'll be great!!!
I'll going to pinch his face repeatedly...hahaha...
I'll make sure it's really him...:bleh:
I'll lock all the doors to prevent him going away...
ahahahahaha.....:D
I can't imagine.....

mellly

10-01-2007, 08:06 PM

I'll be like OHMYGOODNESSWHATTHEHELLISTHISJAYCHOUKISSINGME?!?!? !?!?! And then once I'm really sure it's him, I will, you know. KISS HIM BACK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

poonchun

10-13-2007, 02:58 PM

i don't know how to react..
maybe just shocked and ask him why he's here..

lovejaykeai

02-12-2008, 06:45 AM

wo wat kind of thread is this?
i tink i will go nuts if i saw him laying next 2 me

i will slap his face or do watever 2 him just 2 find out
if he is the real jay coz he might probably be a ghost
haha
definately i will kiss him back...obviously anyone will
then i will ask him 2 sleep so that i can watch him drooling n sleeping
n it must b rili cute

but what i rili want 2 do is to feel his hair
i've always dream of it

cold_basher

02-13-2008, 08:35 AM

i would take many many picture with him. after that ask for autograph and then go to bed again. slept again may be next time i wake up,there is miss universe came :D
Surely very happy to see jay chou

weilai00

02-13-2008, 09:42 AM

my1t reaction is cry maybe. cause it is too good to be truth. wa ha ha ha

JALYN:D

02-13-2008, 10:02 AM

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGG!
I seriously don't know! :/
Maybe I'll scream, of 'cuz not too loud, least Jay runs away, etc.
Then, I'd definitely kiss him, ask him for his autograph,
And have a questionaire with him, lol.
But that would never happen, it's so, hmm, fictional!
If that really were to happen, it'd be the earth's greatest miracle.

tazhs

02-26-2008, 04:25 PM

em. id be speechless. then my heart would probbly beat really fast. then id be like "WHOA. wat r u doin here? shouldnt u b at some concert?" and then take back my words coz id want him to b here. hug him. take his autograph. take a pic wit him. and id grin. tehee.

jazlyn87

02-26-2008, 04:35 PM

i think i answered this but i would definitely ask him what's he doing in my bed .. then take pics together .. and then kiss him ..

then i'll let him go have a shower .. hahahha .. ahem

gongan

02-27-2008, 02:32 AM

I'm a guy so that's a really, really awkward question...

suwen-san

03-01-2008, 05:52 AM

1. Screaaaaaammmmmm (not cos it's Jay but because there's a guy next to me on MY bed)
2. Realize it's Jay and scream again....
3.Stare with mouth open O______O...
4. Tell him.. "You can speak ENGLISH????" Yay!!
5. Get animatedly hyper and ask him for autograph, picture (camwhore together!!), call my friends, make Jay tell my friend's it's really him, give him some food, ask for his handphone number, take him around town,..

Be BFF's!! =P

kas05c

03-03-2008, 04:08 PM

Well I'd wonder why/how he got halfway around the world to sleep in my bed. But I think the first thing I would say is "Do you remember last night...I don't." Then I'd probably tell him that we really didn't have to leave the bedroom, seeing as my bed is so comfortable and that Jay looked really good in my sheets. And of course I would have to roll over and call my best friend, she would be so green with envy! :angel:

elena_jay

03-05-2008, 04:15 PM

Ahahahaha i'm getting so squealy here. Jay? In my bed? ZOMG!!!
Oh, i'll definitely kiss him back!!! I'll NOT let go of the chance!! Whee!
I'll hug him, then i'll ask him a gazillion questions before my mom wakes me up and i find out it's all a dream.

tulipurple

03-05-2008, 06:56 PM

omg...i cant imagine wat will happen to me...i hope it really can be reality but it alway happen in my dream only...hahhaha

my_swe3t_heart

10-25-2008, 11:00 AM

if i woke up to find jay in my bed... well...
First, i'll think and then say 'WTF WHY R U IN MY BED'
Second, i slap myself and then him to check that its real.
Third, ill get him out of bed, and we'll go downstairs and have breakfast...i think i'll also give him a BIG HUG and ask him for his autograph.
Fourth, over breakfast, i'll convince him to take me to his studio and wrote a song or album dedicated to ME.
MWAHAHAHAHA

actualy, i'd be really creeped out if he kissed me since im barely 14 and he'd be like michael jackson, no offence to mj fans out there

Shirlz

10-25-2008, 01:53 PM

Haha... interesting discussion.
I would wake up and look at him and be like wtf!
I would probably jump out of bed. But it depends what he is doing.. still asleep or staring at me sleep haha

PinkDagger

10-25-2008, 11:28 PM

HAHA. I'D ASK HIM TO MARRY ME. :(

And I'd take candid pictures of me and him, even if he's still sleeping. <3

AznDragon

10-26-2008, 03:30 AM

I'm a guy.....so that would be really............awkward.......yeah. =.=

kimshi

10-26-2008, 08:41 AM

very scary finding another guy in my bed. Guess it'd be better if it was Jay than some other random.

S0gGyBanANa

10-26-2008, 03:45 PM

hmmm i suppose this thread is for girls only... wahahaha...

so i'll just punch him in the face and say i'm ya biggest fan but i'm a guy dude!!
(just kiddin no offence at all... =P) hmmm so what will u do if u wake up and saw YOU YOURSELF slping beside u? creepy... =(

hobielover

10-27-2008, 10:57 PM

^LOL!

Hmm...depends on what he's wearing. Assuming he's fully clothed, I'll give him a hug. In my version, can he say "good morning" in Mandarin? Then, I'd try to say something in Mandarin back. :happy: I'd probably stumble a bit, since I just woke up, right? I'd still be satisfied that I said something in Mandarin to Jay Chou. It'd probably be like, "You're my favorite singer on the face of the earth!" (Yes, I know how to say that.) I'd make him find an instrument and play it for me and sing, though, afterwards!

yongmunyee

10-31-2008, 11:15 AM

OMG!!! Haha!
I would be soo shocked!!
But I wouldnt scream cos it'll be really akward...
Then maybe.. Kiss him back!! Hehe

mc<3jc

11-02-2008, 10:27 PM

OMGOSH I'd faint if that ever happens xD

lol but seriously I'd pull my covers and cover him as well :p then...tehehe we'd sing my fav songs of him together until we fall back to sleep again XD

BabyAngel

11-03-2008, 11:15 AM

Haha ... if for me, i started screaming loud cause my idol is beside me ~ well at least my little hope is i can by his side no matter where he go ~ Its quite fun and enjoyable with your idol ^^ Isn't it?