candy
01-29-2003, 10:01 AM
found this at jaywife...this is actually not a published article..but a segment from a variety program in taiwan, a j fan has put it into words ...this was probably from the year before when jay held his first concert in taiwan...the tv program was called 'zhou mo san bao fun', hosted by ASOS (it's a girl-group consisting of two sisters, 'da-S' and 'xiao-S')...anyway...hope i've translated this ok...cos this was supposed to be really funny..hee... ^_^;
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jay's present of 'love'
<from taiwan tv program 'zhou mo san bao fun' (2001), hosted by ASOS)
the program wanted to show some support and cheer jie lun for his first concert, and so they prepared an 'affectionate, energetic, morale boosting and rhythmic present.....a group of cheerleaders (or cheer squad, rather!?) the cheer squad had designed some movements and slogans - 'monster! it's time to go! jay! 'G'-'O' go !'
but during rehearsal they had mistakenly arranged the words to 'JO- GAY' (meaning 'very fake' in the taiwanese dialect). xiao-S even personally demonstrated the 'throwing person in mid-air' act, which got her screaming in horror. ASOS then brought this loud group of cheering squad to alfa music to find jie lun.
at alfa ASOS saw some of jie lun's 'private collection', like caps and nunchuks. they even discovered jie lun's wardrobe was locked up, so what's hiding inside it?
they opened the wardrobe and found it was jie lun's clothes and shoes etc.
da-S casually took a black sleeveless t-shirt, and said bluntly, 'even this sort of clothes need to be locked up ??! lose it and i'll replace two for him.' xiao-S discovered that jie lun would buy two or three pairs of the same style of shoes. she even curiously smelled them, and said with amazement 'hehhh, not smelly ?', and told da-S to smell it. da-S also said, 'really not smelly'. xiao-S didn't give up and smelled 3 or 4 pairs of jie lun's shoes in one go. her conclusion was, 'not smelly!'. she then asked ding dong (jay's assistant, btw, 'ding dong' is doraemon) who was standing beside her, 'were jay's feet really not smelly before he debuted? or was it after he got famous, his feet then stopped being smelly?'..ding dong answered, 'sorry, we don't have the habit of smelling jie lun's shoes.'
ASOS' minds were filled with such suspicion as they entered the recording studio to find jie lun. once they saw him the very first thing they asked was,
ASOS: why aren't your feet smelly?
a puzzled looking jie lun: my feet are not smelly, basically.
ASOS: your feet weren't smelly before you debuted? or was it after you got
famous, your feet stopped being smelly?
jie lun: i'm not that famous..
ASOS: look at you...just not confident..you are really famous lahh...guess what
present of 'love' your good friends have prepared for you??
ASOS brought the blindfolded jie lun outside. once jie lun took his blindfold off, he immediately received loud affectionate cheers from the cheering squad. they even threw him high up in mid-air, which got ASOS worried and quickly told them to be careful not to get him injured. jay somehow did a fist-clenching gesture while he was thrown in mid-air.
ASOS: so..how was the present?
jie lun: disappointing, i thought it was gonna be a sports car. red sports car evenbetter.
ASOS: this present will be following you for the whole day, cheering for you.
they even got the cheer squad to start crying out, 'who's most famous in taiwan? zhou jie lun! who has the best album sales? zhou jie lun!! zhou jie lun! zhou jie lun! zhou jie lun!'
jie lun: ............. (not know whether to laugh or to cry).....
--end ^^---
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jay's present of 'love'
<from taiwan tv program 'zhou mo san bao fun' (2001), hosted by ASOS)
the program wanted to show some support and cheer jie lun for his first concert, and so they prepared an 'affectionate, energetic, morale boosting and rhythmic present.....a group of cheerleaders (or cheer squad, rather!?) the cheer squad had designed some movements and slogans - 'monster! it's time to go! jay! 'G'-'O' go !'
but during rehearsal they had mistakenly arranged the words to 'JO- GAY' (meaning 'very fake' in the taiwanese dialect). xiao-S even personally demonstrated the 'throwing person in mid-air' act, which got her screaming in horror. ASOS then brought this loud group of cheering squad to alfa music to find jie lun.
at alfa ASOS saw some of jie lun's 'private collection', like caps and nunchuks. they even discovered jie lun's wardrobe was locked up, so what's hiding inside it?
they opened the wardrobe and found it was jie lun's clothes and shoes etc.
da-S casually took a black sleeveless t-shirt, and said bluntly, 'even this sort of clothes need to be locked up ??! lose it and i'll replace two for him.' xiao-S discovered that jie lun would buy two or three pairs of the same style of shoes. she even curiously smelled them, and said with amazement 'hehhh, not smelly ?', and told da-S to smell it. da-S also said, 'really not smelly'. xiao-S didn't give up and smelled 3 or 4 pairs of jie lun's shoes in one go. her conclusion was, 'not smelly!'. she then asked ding dong (jay's assistant, btw, 'ding dong' is doraemon) who was standing beside her, 'were jay's feet really not smelly before he debuted? or was it after he got famous, his feet then stopped being smelly?'..ding dong answered, 'sorry, we don't have the habit of smelling jie lun's shoes.'
ASOS' minds were filled with such suspicion as they entered the recording studio to find jie lun. once they saw him the very first thing they asked was,
ASOS: why aren't your feet smelly?
a puzzled looking jie lun: my feet are not smelly, basically.
ASOS: your feet weren't smelly before you debuted? or was it after you got
famous, your feet stopped being smelly?
jie lun: i'm not that famous..
ASOS: look at you...just not confident..you are really famous lahh...guess what
present of 'love' your good friends have prepared for you??
ASOS brought the blindfolded jie lun outside. once jie lun took his blindfold off, he immediately received loud affectionate cheers from the cheering squad. they even threw him high up in mid-air, which got ASOS worried and quickly told them to be careful not to get him injured. jay somehow did a fist-clenching gesture while he was thrown in mid-air.
ASOS: so..how was the present?
jie lun: disappointing, i thought it was gonna be a sports car. red sports car evenbetter.
ASOS: this present will be following you for the whole day, cheering for you.
they even got the cheer squad to start crying out, 'who's most famous in taiwan? zhou jie lun! who has the best album sales? zhou jie lun!! zhou jie lun! zhou jie lun! zhou jie lun!'
jie lun: ............. (not know whether to laugh or to cry).....
--end ^^---