the signs of deep jay-obsession

[Hyde]

Admin's edit Mar.29.2003
The Official list is here:

You Know You're Obsessed With Jay If... (http://www.jay-chou.net/obsessed.htm)

Pls read before you add one too similar.
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well, most fandoms have something like this.

i'll start a few

1. When asked what a Ninja loves to do, you answer "flower arranging."
2. When you join this forum and post immensely.
3. When you start trying to post as much as jayx8318x. (really! 1006 posts? and rising at a dramatic rhythm)
4. You're vison of love is riding bicycles, watching stars and singing on rooftops.

i had alot but my mind suddenly went blank.
help out.

[jayx8318x]

ahh! I love these!! The video game forums always have really funny ones, anyways here are some off the top of my head, hopefully we get some real creative and funny ones:

5. You incorporate 'huh's, ha's, and hee's into regular conversation
6. You state your full name after everything you say

[Seiichi]

4. You're vison of love is riding bicycles, watching stars and singing on rooftops.


simple love is the best love = )

[XiaoQueen]

7. your mind gets energetic upon hearing sth related to jay...
8. when u cant stop thinking of him. (i think of him at least once everday)
9. when u think tht no guys in school is cute or good.
10. get sad when u know u cant possibly find a guy as gd as him


whahahha tht applies to me!!</p>

[Jo]

never

i mean...how can you admire him too much?

he has so much to depend on...and admire



-Jo

[Hyde]

arrgh. nitpick.. lol - wut do u suggest? i changed it

[Jo]

rofl

i have no clue...honestly

i'm super bad at these...so i'll drop two and let the game carry on...to wherever the wind takes it

11. when you make this kind of topic about him
12. when you want to be him so you can have Landy as your girl? (rofl i'm horrible)

-Jo

[Hyde]

yay!
we got to twelve.

13. When you write the only chinese characters u can write well (wo ai zhou jie lun) every where u can find a blank space.

(u should see my building's swimming pool's change rooms)

14. When anyone wearing a read hood is immediatedly mobbed by you.

(lemme try on ur shirt!!)

15. When (personal experience) you go panhandling for money, on the streets, singing his songs.

[XiaoQueen]

15. When (personal experience) you go panhandling for money, on the streets, singing his songs.
wow did u really do tht... so cool~! u girl or guy. i mean v little ppl do tht in spore. most ppl who does tht are beggars (erm those disabled and old lah)!! so cant really see youngsters performing... tell me more abt ur experience!! *interested*


16. when u hear some guy singing jielun's song... hate it when guys sing his song!!! esp when they dont know they are so unbearably awful and out of tune... </p>
im out of tune stimes too :P

[~sugarcookie~]

13. When you write the only chinese characters u can write well (wo ai zhou jie lun) every where u can find a blank space.
- i love doing that! lol..i learned how to write his name before I learned how to write my own! come to think of it...i still don't know how to write my own name! lol

17) starts thinking that every guy resembles jay one way or another

[Bunny]

Ummm..... what are we doing here? :?
*CLuElEsS**

[Hyde]

we're making a list of what one does when one is infatuated with jay. sort of. well basically it's dat

[XiaoQueen]

17) starts thinking that every guy resembles jay one way or another
dont really agree... for me it's like when someone tells me: "eh tht guy is jay lookalike." then i'll say definitely noOOoOO~!~! hahaha hate it when any tom dick and harry resembles him... not prejudiced or wad. i jus really dont think so!


ok.. my friend sent it to me and said he was the jaylookalike.. prove it to ur tht it's really not so. hahaha.. i dont know tht guy so i dont know whether it's a wrong anot to put the pix here... :|

[chewyland]

that guy to me does not look like Jay... (my opinion onli) but I've posted pics of my friends on the web... I dun think there's a prob.... i dunno la!

[ksjay]

hehe....I love #5...'huh huh ha he'
let me give it a try
18. when you all of a sudden do hand gestures like you're a orchestra conducter while humming his tunes :twisted: (anyone else do this?)
19. when you are just going to the store around the corner but insist on bringing a jay cd to listen to in the car (i should really get another copy for the car..I have to run to my room on the 2nd floor to get the cd b4 i go anywhere)
20. when you're so unbelieveably happy that he won the MTV Asia Award (any award for that matter) Congrats Jay :bow:
21. when you don't know a bit of chinese (yours truly) but watch the chinese channels (in hopes of a clip of jay) and always seem to hear 'jay chou...jay chou'
22. visit all jay related jay sites each day just in case you missed something
23. search throughout the internet to find jay downloads :whistle:

[Izzy]

23. search throughout the internet to find jay downloads :whistle:
lol...i even tried to look for downloads at the chinese yahoo site even though i can't really read chinese. i blindly look through pages and pages of stuff hoping to see words zhou jie lun. :p

24. trying play jay's songs on the piano even though you hate playing the piano or haven't played in years

[fanny]

25. buy every newspaper in sight during the entire period of time that he's in town, just do that u don't miss any single bit of news on him

26. type out the entire piece of news in this forum just to let everyone know his latest news asap

sounds like me! lol :D

[BiG^rOn]

OMG>.. After readin' all these... I feel like i don't really Like Jay Afterall...

lol...

[jayx8318x]

27. You know what ijay and jaycn is

[min]

ok ok i got 1

28. when you become addicted to a forum like this......
where you go back and forward just to take a peek at the new post for more than 3 times a day [you even sacrifice your lunch time :roll: ]

[-dream-]

LOL...dese r so funnie, i do write Jay's name, n his songs name, n 'wo ai zhou jie lun' everywhere, almost on everyday desk in all of my classes.. :D n i kno i check dis forum every single day, n yah...prob even more dan 3 times a day..bu i can't realli fink of sumtin else rite now.. :? so i'll come bak wen i think of sumtin. :roll:

[~sugarcookie~]

ok.. my friend sent it to me and said he was the jaylookalike.. prove it to ur tht it's really not so. hahaha.. i dont know tht guy so i dont know whether it's a wrong anot to put the pix here... :|

the picture is pretty small so it isn't easy to tell but from what i can see, yes he does resemble jay

before when i was obsessed with people like, nsync and when i looked on the you know you're obsessed when'...' list and would never fit any of them. i'm so proud to say that 98% of the things mentioned here fit me! :D

[Hyde]

i actually agree. he does kinda look like jay. just add the haircut and the red hood.

[cici bebe]

haha I do like ALL of those.. =D

29. When you introduce his music to everyone who doesn't know him any chance you get. (hey, my sis is a total believer of him now too ;D cuz of me)

30. Even when you have all his songs, etc. you still search for downloads just in case he has something new out you don't have.

[Hyde]

haha. yay. the list is flourishing!!!

31. Whenever anyone who knows you instantly has a mental picture of you in a red hood - or at least instantly thinks of you - whenever Jay Chow's name is mentioned.

32. You decide to nickname a crush you've already had for 1/2 a year "Jay Chow," then 4 days later u decide he's not good enough.

:P

[jayx8318x]

33. You spend numerous hours of your free time creating a website/forum for him

34. You're in your 20s but aren't ashamed a bit oogling and squeeling over him with a bunch of 14-15 year olds

35. You think you're doomed to be single the rest of your life cuz you won't date any guy unless he looks, acts, sounds, exactly like Jay

[XiaoQueen]

35. You think you're doomed to be single the rest of your life cuz you won't date any guy unless he looks, acts, sounds, exactly like Jay
oh noOoOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! this is so so so so true!!!!!!!! shit man.. although im not u know pretty or wad... but i will tend to think tht nah this guy is not gd enough not gd enough not gd enough...ARGHHHHHHHHH!! gonna be a widow?? ?!! whahahhaha crazy
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oh no hyde and sugarcookie!! he dont look like jay leh... face so skinny!!! :P ahhaha jielun's the best!!! many a times i scribbled jielun's name on tables, chairs etc.. eh u all wan to see anot??? hahahahha!! v cute one!! check this out ==>>http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=9947#9947 recently i just scribbled jay chou on a table in lecture threatre... then someone dare to erase it away ok!!! arghhhhhHH!!!
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31. Whenever anyone who knows you instantly has a mental picture of you in a red hood - or at least instantly thinks of you - whenever Jay Chow's name is mentioned.

tht really applies to me!!! teacher was saying jaychou.. then everyone was like looking at me and saying my name and patting on my back! ahhahahaha

[m o n k e e]

OMG>.. After readin' all these... I feel like i don't really Like Jay Afterall...

lol...

me neither... u girlz rrelli LUV jay!! i fink us guys dont seem 2 hav much 2 contribute in this discussion lolz :)

[jAy is a s h y_ b o i]

33. You spend numerous hours of your free time creating a website/forum for him

34. You're in your 20s but aren't ashamed a bit oogling and squeeling over him with a bunch of 14-15 year olds

35. You think you're doomed to be single the rest of your life cuz you won't date any guy unless he looks, acts, sounds, exactly like Jay

hahah 34 is so funnie~! ^^ but doesn't apply to me lol. ^^;;

almost everything applied to me here. especially #'s 23- whatever. yeah i love to write "wo ai zhou jie lun"! that's like the only complete sentence i can write in chinese! haha well.. i can write my own name and other things.. and read a bit but haha yeah. lemme think of some...


hehe.. these are all just things that describe me, but how many of you can apply to this too??

36. When you can spout out Jay's entire biography, including all of his little habits and "fave things" completely based upon memory. (lol i'm so obsessed lol)
37. When you will turn around and glare at anyone who bad-mouthes your beloved Jay.
38. When you rather stay in front of the t.v to catch Jay's performance than go and eat dinner.
39. When you spend the entire afternoon running around HK, calling up all your relatives to help (and friends of your relatives), just to find Jay's posters.
40. Although you can't speak a word of Mandarin, you can sing all of Jay's songs with perfect pronounciation.

[cici bebe]

34. You're in your 20s but aren't ashamed a bit oogling and squeeling over him with a bunch of 14-15 year olds

haha! :) i'm sure things will be different here without us though!! hehe :p

35. You think you're doomed to be single the rest of your life cuz you won't date any guy unless he looks, acts, sounds, exactly like Jay

OH I KNOW.. all guys must be like Jay.. a very high un-meetable standard at my school lol where there's like NO guys even CLOSE enough to Jay *sigh* :oops:

[jayx8318x]

36. When you can spout out Jay's entire biography, including all of his little habits and "fave things" completely based upon memory. (lol i'm so obsessed lol)
37. When you will turn around and glare at anyone who bad-mouthes your beloved Jay.
38. When you rather stay in front of the t.v to catch Jay's performance than go and eat dinner.


SO TRUE!! I know Jay's bio like the back of my hand, and anyone who makes fun of Jay gets a thrashin' from me. If we got satellite here and I even had the chance of seeing Jay on tv, I'd be glued to the screen too!


OH I KNOW.. all guys must be like Jay.. a very high un-meetable standard at my school lol where there's like NO guys even CLOSE enough to Jay *sigh*


:D one of my friends alway makes fun of me for that and tells me I need to give normal guys a chance too, sooo impossible for any guy to reach Jay's level :love:

[kewlpiggy88]

39. when you put stars on ur ceiling that spell out J-A-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(too bad i'm so nearsighted that i can't admire it all night long... :p )
40. when u decide to not go back to taiwan for winter break (it's been 2 1/2 loooooong years since i last went) so u can go to his vegas concert instead
kewlpiggy88

[khim]

i feel that we all so silly......

41. when u want to change ur hp, panasonic will pop up in ur mind.
42. when u drink soft drink pepsi is on ur desk.
43.download all jay's tv show video althrough it take a whole day.( my comp download speed is slow)
44. wouldn't go back when go to karaoke haven't sing all of the jay song.

[Bunny]

32. You decide to nickname a crush you've already had for 1/2 a year "Jay Chow," then 4 days later u decide he's not good enough.

:P

Omg, Hyde, how did you know?! :oops:
Lol... At school, I have a Jay#1 and a Jay#2.... Lol... I barely know their real names!!! Only that they look SO MUCH LIKE JAY!! Well.. no.1 more than no.2... and my friends all know who I am referring to when I say
"Ohh! There's no.1!! He's falling asleep in math class!! *sighhh.. how adoreable..."... Lol. And they roll their eyes at me.

[jAy is a s h y_ b o i]

i feel that we all so silly......

41. when u want to change ur hp, panasonic will pop up in ur mind.
42. when u drink soft drink pepsi is on ur desk.
43.download all jay's tv show video althrough it take a whole day.( my comp download speed is slow)


haha those apply to me! i REALLY want the gd88.. but when i see the gd55 (55?? 65?? u kno the small one! lol).. i think that's its pretty cute too!! haha i wish i could switch fones all the time. =P

and i already personally like to drink pepsi more than coke. ^^;

and yeah! i have a sloowww computer too haha i just leave the d/l on til whenever hehe.

[hisashi]

I havent gotten into that part yet...not for me... ^^;;;;
never had an obession with a singer/artiste yet...
wish i can do tat...i am too old for tat...pls look at my age...! haha!
i'm insane...

[Serendipity]

44. You convince the unlikeliest person (A Japanese tourist who dunno him) to buy Jay's CD and feel like you did something really great for yourself.

45. You start mumbling his songs sleepily a few minutes after you wake up every morning.

46. You plug into him on your MD and lose yourself in his songs, ignoring all the stares, you sing proudly at a bus stop (or on the bus)

[itzchibi]

47. u start to take chinese lesson again
48. u doze off and wake up with Ke ai nu ren
49. u try to explain to ur parents how talented jay is ..
50. u can't draw but still try to draw his face..hehe
51. u feel like it's the end of the world when missed out his performance on MTV asia awards

[jayx8318x]

52. You all of a sudden take interest in Doraemon just because you find out Jay likes it as well...even though you've never heard of it before in your life.

[-dream-]

hehe...wen i used to read these 'lists' for other singers i'd lyked bfor..*western..den i discovered azn musik :) * n dey never seemed to match me, bu i do almost 90% of dese things here..heh..newayz, here's mine.

53. Wen asked if he died sumday wut u'll do, n u answer u'll find his grave even if it costs a ticket to taiwan. (lol...so manie ppl has asked me dat question, n i jus glare at them until dey shut up)
54. Wen u cant make it thru da day witout seein him(pic).
55. Wen u force ur frens to listen to u sing his songs even wen u sound lyk a frog.
56. wen u start meeting ppl dat r as crazy as u r bou jay. :D

[GaryDAI]

Geez this forum is nuts! All of you are so obsessed with him!!!! lol :)

[Bunny]

57. When you suddenly start to like wearing skirts, and make a point to SHUT UP at all costs in elevators... becuase you wanna be 'his type'.

58. When you listen to his CD nearly 24/7 on repeat, savouring the little things, like his harmony voice, and the pretty piano backround.

59. When you start to notice the places in his songs when he pauses and takes a breath... and giggle every time, becuase you think it's so cute... (he's breathing!! Eeee!! Adorable!! LoL)

[Hyde]

WE're at (oops) 60!!

Exactly. No guy could come up to the standard that we've set for them because really compared to jay, they all suck (sorry to the girls here who HAVE a boyfriend)

When people ask me who's my crush at the moment, i say, "A real guy or do you mean my god?" They don't bother to ask me anymore. ^^

k. ongoing:

60. You borrow money from someone you met online only and have no idea who is just to buy his tickets. (for all i knew - i could've been risking my LIFE) (sry stan. lol. u just a big wimp)

[khim]

61. ur handphone ring tones all are jay song...
62. u have his all cds but still save all song(mp3 format) in ur harddisk

[ksjay]

61. ur handphone ring tones all are jay song...

Wahoo...just keyed in the notes to tornado on my cell!!

63. when you don't answer your cellphone just to hear the whole song play

64. when you buy a ninja bobble head :ph34r: because it reminded you of jay (just bought one today..sooo cute)

[Serendipity]

Contributed by my sis:

65. When you are buying bread from Breadtalk-this Confectionary in Singapore which has interestig names for their breads-you choose to eat only 'Tornado'

Hee... ... thought that was pretty funny... but yeah, she does that...

[hisashi]

this is brilliant!!! haha..!

66. go to the karaoke room dressed in red hood jacket and a baseball cap singing Shuang Jie Gun...haha..

[Stanlore]

60. You borrow money from someone you met online only and have no idea who is just to buy his tickets. (for all i knew - i could've been risking my LIFE) (sry stan. lol. u just a big wimp)

oops... sorry Hyde, you actually expected me tp Rape you or something??
Sorry to dissapoint you ! :oops: But wouldnt i be a bigger wimp if i bullied on little desperate 14 yr old girls??

67. You Lend money to another Jay Fan, just so that another person in this world can watch him LIVE !
68. You spend over $1000 dollars just to go to another part of the world... like... um.. Las Vegas, to see his concert
69. Spend Another $500 just to see THE SAME AWSOME concert again at your home town
70. Thinking of a million different ways just to see him, and seperatly make him sign EVERY SINGAL PIECE OF OFFICIAL JAY MERCHANDISE YOU OWN ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :crazy:

[khim]

Contributed by my sis:

65. When you are buying bread from Breadtalk-this Confectionary in Singapore which has interestig names for their breads-you choose to eat only 'Tornado'

Hee... ... thought that was pretty funny... but yeah, she does that...

i know one of the confectionery in my country got one cake call "fantasy"

[Bunny]

71. When you read the horoscopes in the newspaper everyday, and check 'Capricorn' before you even read your own.

[~sugarcookie~]

60. You borrow money from someone you met online only and have no idea who is just to buy his tickets. (for all i knew - i could've been risking my LIFE) (sry stan. lol. u just a big wimp)

so that's what you meant when you said that stanlore helped you? I would give you the lecture i give to my friend who also trusts online people way too much but i think i'll just save it till when i see you(hopefully) at the Jay concert. :p. aren't you lucky? get to hear me lecture. lol no offense to stanlore though! i think it's a very nice thing you did, i just still don't think it's entirely safe, even for a cause as worthy as going to the jay concert.

[GaryDAI]

I find it hard trusting ppl online :oops: I use to play this online game called 'Everquest'. I know that more than half the ppl who choose that there sex was female was actually male. And they sometimes do girly things to get you to go there way lol.

I don't play everquest anymore though. Anyone ever played the game?

And yes I did try a female character out for a little bit :D Just out of boredome of course though!

[jayx8318x]

72. You have a talent at recognizing Jay's voice and scoff at those that make you listen to a music clip claiming it's a new song by Jay, when it sounds nothing like him.

[Bishounen Jay]

73. you buy 2 or 3 copies of all his stuff, just in case one gets damaged, you'll still have 2 more.
74. kiss his pics everynight before you go to sleep. :roll:


(heh hope this isn't up already)

[jAy is a s h y_ b o i]

lol 74!! haha maybe i should start picking up that habit lol...

ne~ bishounene jay-san! cute avatar you've got. ^^ hehe you think jay is a bishounen?? haha yeah is hot and sexy lol but i don't know if he can be a bishounen... ^^;; and welcome to the board btw.

[Hyde]

okay okay already!!
stanlore is pissed at me calling him a wimp.
he's not a wimp. he's um (searching for opposite term-) uh. manly (oh god) and he's a really nice guy and karen should seriously consider. i mean usa isn't far from canada rite?
enough of that:

i kiss his picture everynight when i goto sleep. i haf this screwed up idea that he'll feel it. hehe. :blushes:

thank you sugarcookie for the lecture. i debated on that a LOT when i got his offer. i mean- we're only 14! wut if? (and he's a scary 20 year old)

But see? if i had replied/agreed earlier, i would've gotten better tix. so- hmm - double sided blade

76. You love him with all your heart and soul. sincerely. So that when people ask you to list who do you love, all the others come out equally but he's in a category of his own.
(^ that's a given - but no1 said it yet)
77. You all of a sudden have a fascination with middle eastern culture
78. You are willing to, take money from strangers, lie to your family and sit in a (envisioned) dark corner without anyone you know and pay $114 - to hear him LIVE.
79. You hear news that you might be (FINALLY) getting cable or adsl and the first thing you think of is Jay Media Forum Moderator (sry. just a dream)
80. You actually start liking Jolin.
81. You start feeling something like kinship towards all JAY fans out there.
82. You've gotten over being jealous over any girl jay is close to (now or in the future) because you've accepted that there is no chance in a lifetime for him and you- yet you still love him because you believe that loving him is enough.
83. You're not running out of Signs of Deep Jay Obsession but you have to leave to finish your homework.
84. You've decided not to do homework for THIS.
85. You type in 10 at a time.
86. His song lyrics (only the ones he wrote) are your bible.
87. Every single event of the least importance, you can link and relate to one/a section of his songs.
88. You link every person in your life with one in his.
89. You can picture marrying him - over and over again.

:whew:

[Serendipity]

80. You actually start liking Jolin.
82. You've gotten over being jealous over any girl jay is close to (now or in the future) because you've accepted that there is no chance in a lifetime for him and you- yet you still love him because you believe that loving him is enough.


Whoa Hyde!
YOU ARE GREAT! :whistle:

90. You plan to spend your entire CNY holed up in a corner, thinking of him and and singing his songs to yourself even when you are supposed to be socialising with relatives...
91. You decide that you will sneak home whenever you can from your relative's place to surf the net for his stuff...

[Bunny]

i kiss his picture everynight when i goto sleep. i haf this screwed up idea that he'll feel it. hehe. :blushes:



LOL. that's cute. But imagine if he COULD feel all the kisses his fans must 'give' him everyday... Lol.. he'd be bombarded with them 24/7.... Hehehe, like WhOa!

I kiss his picture too ... even though I feel kinda silly sometimes. :whistle:

[kewlpiggy88]

thank you sugarcookie for the lecture. i debated on that a LOT when i got his offer. i mean- we're only 14! wut if? (and he's a scary 20 year old)


77. You all of a sudden have a fascination with middle eastern culture

84. You've decided not to do homework for THIS.

89. You can picture marrying him - over and over again.



i totally agree with those ones! especially 77! after getting into jay's music, i watch all these taiwanese dramas, japanese dramas, listen to azn music, etc. one of my friends even asked me if i still listened to american music. lol. and #84. the first thing dat i do when i come home from school is go to this site! haha. ok, i should go do sum hw now.
kewlpiggy88

[jAy is a s h y_ b o i]

haha me too. i'm not doing hw for this. =P but it's quite boring so yeah.. no motivation to go do it.


so many people kiss his picture! lol omg.. haha

[Bishounen Jay]

lol 74!! haha maybe i should start picking up that habit lol...

ne~ bishounene jay-san! cute avatar you've got. ^^ hehe you think jay is a bishounen?? haha yeah is hot and sexy lol but i don't know if he can be a bishounen... ^^;; and welcome to the board btw.



thanks!!!! :) hehe i like the literal meaning for bishounen (prettyboy) i think that suits jay rite? I used that for my user name before i found out the full/real meaning for bishounen. i found out that it means pretty boy in a womenly sense! :o SO i kinda scrweed up my username again :oops: but its alrite since we all know that Jay is ALL MAN :D

anyways, hahah im kinda embarassed about the kissing picture thing. so im not the only one that does it ......

[dazzlette]

haha i find this discussion really interesting.. haha.. thing is.. i'm guilty of many of the things listed!! oh gosh.. haha i liked the bread talk tornado bread thing esp funny..

[Hyde]

hey
Y'd we stop?

well, here's a list asofar

1. When asked what a Ninja loves to do, you answer "flower arranging."
2. When you join this forum and post immensely.
3. When you start trying to post as much as jayx8318x. (really! 1006 posts? and rising at a dramatic rhythm)
4. You're vison of love is riding bicycles, watching stars and singing on rooftops.
5. You incorporate 'huh's, ha's, and hee's into regular conversation
6. You state your full name after everything you say
7. your mind gets energetic upon hearing sth related to jay...
8. when u cant stop thinking of him. (i think of him at least once everday)
9. when u think tht no guys in school is cute or good.
10. get sad when u know u cant possibly find a guy as gd as him
11. when you make this kind of topic about him
12. when you want to be him so you can have Landy as your girl? (rofl i'm horrible)
13. When you write the only chinese characters u can write well (wo ai zhou jie lun) every where u can find a blank space.
14. When anyone wearing a read hood is immediatedly mobbed by you.
15. When (personal experience) you go panhandling for money, on the streets, singing his songs.
16. when u hear some guy singing jielun's song... hate it when guys sing his song!!! esp when they dont know they are so unbearably awful and out of tune...
17. starts thinking that every guy resembles jay one way or another
18. when you all of a sudden do hand gestures like you're a orchestra conducter while humming his tunes (anyone else do this?)
19. when you are just going to the store around the corner but insist on bringing a jay cd to listen to in the car (i should really get another copy for the car..I have to run to my room on the 2nd floor to get the cd b4 i go anywhere)
20. when you're so unbelieveably happy that he won the MTV Asia Award (any award for that matter) Congrats Jay
21. when you don't know a bit of chinese (yours truly) but watch the chinese channels (in hopes of a clip of jay) and always seem to hear 'jay chou...jay chou'
22. visit all jay related jay sites each day just in case you missed something
23. search throughout the internet to find jay downloads
24. trying play jay's songs on the piano even though you hate playing the piano or haven't played in years
25. buy every newspaper in sight during the entire period of time that he's in town, just do that u don't miss any single bit of news on him
26. type out the entire piece of news in this forum just to let everyone know his latest news asap
27. You know what ijay and jaycn is
28. when you become addicted to a forum like this......
where you go back and forward just to take a peek at the new post for more than 3 times a day [you even sacrifice your lunch time ]
29. When you introduce his music to everyone who doesn't know him any chance you get. (hey, my sis is a total believer of him now too ;D cuz of me)
30. Even when you have all his songs, etc. you still search for downloads just in case he has something new out you don't have.
31. Whenever anyone who knows you instantly has a mental picture of you in a red hood - or at least instantly thinks of you - whenever Jay Chow's name is mentioned.
32. You decide to nickname a crush you've already had for 1/2 a year "Jay Chow," then 4 days later u decide he's not good enough.
33. You spend numerous hours of your free time creating a website/forum for him
34. You're in your 20s but aren't ashamed a bit oogling and squeeling over him with a bunch of 14-15 year olds
35. You think you're doomed to be single the rest of your life cuz you won't date any guy unless he looks, acts, sounds, exactly like Jay
36. When you can spout out Jay's entire biography, including all of his little habits and "fave things" completely based upon memory. (lol i'm so obsessed lol)
37. When you will turn around and glare at anyone who bad-m


outhes
your beloved Jay.
38. When you rather stay in front of the t.v to catch Jay's performance than go and eat dinner.
39. When you spend the entire afternoon running around HK, calling up all your relatives to help (and friends of your relatives), just to find Jay's posters.
40. Although you can't speak a word of Mandarin, you can sing all of Jay's songs with perfect pronounciation.
41. when you put stars on ur ceiling that spell out J-A-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
42. when u decide to not go back to taiwan for winter break (it's been 2 1/2 loooooong years since i last went) so u can go to his vegas concert instead
43. when u want to change ur hp, panasonic will pop up in ur mind.
44. when u drink soft drink pepsi is on ur desk.
45.download all jay's tv show video althrough it take a whole day.( my comp download speed is slow)
46. wouldn't go back when go to karaoke haven't sing all of the jay song.
47. u start to take chinese lesson again
48. u doze off and wake up with Ke ai nu ren
49. u try to explain to ur parents how talented jay is ..
50. u can't draw but still try to draw his face..hehe
51. u feel like it's the end of the world when missed out his performance on MTV asia awards
52. You all of a sudden take interest in Doraemon just because you find out Jay likes it as well...even though you've never heard of it before in your life.
53. Wen asked if he died sumday wut u'll do, n u answer u'll find his grave even if it costs a ticket to taiwan. (lol...so manie ppl has asked me dat question, n i jus glare at them until dey shut up)
54. Wen u cant make it thru da day witout seein him(pic).
55. Wen u force ur frens to listen to u sing his songs even wen u sound lyk a frog.
56. wen u start meeting ppl dat r as crazy as u r bou jay.
57. When you suddenly start to like wearing skirts, and make a point to SHUT UP at all costs in elevators... becuase you wanna be 'his type'.
58. When you listen to his CD nearly 24/7 on repeat, savouring the little things, like his harmony voice, and the pretty piano backround.
59. When you start to notice the places in his songs when he pauses and takes a breath... and giggle every time, becuase you think it's so cute... (he's breathing!! Eeee!! Adorable!! LoL)
60. You borrow money from someone you met online only and have no idea who is just to buy his tickets. (for all i knew - i could've been risking my LIFE)
61. ur handphone ring tones all are jay song...
62. u have his all cds but still save all song(mp3 format) in ur harddisk
63. when you don't answer your cellphone just to hear the whole song play
64. when you buy a ninja bobble head because it reminded you of jay (just bought one today..sooo cute)
65. When you are buying bread from Breadtalk-this Confectionary in Singapore which has interestig names for their breads-you choose to eat only 'Tornado'
66. go to the karaoke room dressed in red hood jacket and a baseball cap singing Shuang Jie Gun...haha..
67. You Lend money to another Jay Fan, just so that another person in this world can watch him LIVE !
68. You spend over $1000 dollars just to go to another part of the world... like... um.. Las Vegas, to see his concert
69. Spend Another $500 just to see THE SAME AWSOME concert again at your home town
70. Thinking of a million different ways just to see him, and seperatly make him sign EVERY SINGAL PIECE OF OFFICIAL JAY MERCHANDISE YOU OWN ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
71. When you read the horoscopes in the newspaper everyday, and check 'Capricorn' before you even read your own.
72. You have a talent at recognizing Jay's voice and scoff at those that make you listen to a music clip claiming it's a new song by Jay, when it sounds nothing like him.
73. you buy 2 or 3 copies of all his stuff, just in case one gets damaged, you'll still have 2 more.
74. kiss his pics everynight before you go to sleep.
76. You love him with all your heart and soul. sincerely. So that when people ask you t


o list wh
o do you love, all the others come out equally but he's in a category of his own.
(^ that's a given - but no1 said it yet)
77. You all of a sudden have a fascination with middle eastern culture
78. You are willing to, take money from strangers, lie to your family and sit in a (envisioned) dark corner without anyone you know and pay $114 - to hear him LIVE.
79. You hear news that you might be (FINALLY) getting cable or adsl and the first thing you think of is Jay Media Forum Moderator (sry. just a dream)
80. You actually start liking Jolin.
81. You start feeling something like kinship towards all JAY fans out there.
82. You've gotten over being jealous over any girl jay is close to (now or in the future) because you've accepted that there is no chance in a lifetime for him and you- yet you still love him because you believe that loving him is enough.
83. You're not running out of Signs of Deep Jay Obsession but you have to leave to finish your homework.
84. You've decided not to do homework for THIS.
85. You type in 10 at a time.
86. His song lyrics (only the ones he wrote) are your bible.
87. Every single event of the least importance, you can link and relate to one/a section of his songs.
88. You link every person in your life with one in his.
89. You can picture marrying him - over and over again.
90. You plan to spend your entire CNY holed up in a corner, thinking of him and and singing his songs to yourself even when you are supposed to be socialising with relatives...
91. You decide that you will sneak home whenever you can from your relative's place to surf the net for his stuff...



come on. 9 more to go and we can call it wraps.

[jAy is a s h y_ b o i]

omg lol who wrote this one?
59. When you start to notice the places in his songs when he pauses and takes a breath... and giggle every time, becuase you think it's so cute... (he's breathing!! Eeee!! Adorable!! LoL)


I thought I was the only one!! lol ^^;;;
lemme try to think of more signs of obsession..

92. When you've developed some sort of love/hate type of habit with introducing a new fan to Jay. You LOVE to introduce them and tell them everything about Jay. But you HATE it because then you have to share Jay with one more person. Oh the dilemma... ^^
93. When you have his sheet notes saved onto your computer when you don't even play the piano/guitar.
94. You've read so many interviews that you *really* feel that you know Jay.
95. When in reality, Jay's little Doraemon drawing (for his CNY hand written msg) is actually quite ugly and doesn't even look a thing like Doraemon, yet you still claim it's the cutest thing ever. (it IS so cute!!)
96. When Jay's msgs on his ALFA bbs are actually dorky, but "so dorky that it's cute". (i swear i don't think he writes dorky msgs!!!)
97. You started a petition for closing down all the gossip magazines.


blah.. i'm all out! lol

[hisashi]

98. If you are in Taiwan, you wld go and take a look at his hometown..

[cici bebe]

i totally agree with 92!!!
and 94 and 95!!! (seriously and i claim his handwriting is cool too even though it's almost like a scrawl..)
and 96! (they are SO dorky ;D but cute dorky.. if it was someone else i'd be like "what a weirdo.." but jay is different!)
and 97! (so tired of all that junk! >_<)
and 13.. i once typed "i love jay chou" in my TI-83 calculator.. o_O pretty scary obesession..
and 10.. no guys are good enough anymore lol
WHAT?! 80.. i do not start liking jolin!? how would someone start liking her?!

lemme think..
99. you don't think he can actually take a bad picture. even though someone who's not a fan say "he looks bad in that one" but you still somehow think he looks as hot as ever.

[khim]

100. u decide to choose music course rather than computer course.

it really happen to my friend ,she decide the take her diploma piano rather take advance dip in IT after listen jay music.

[jAy is a s h y_ b o i]

i want to study music too... but i don't even remember how to read notes lol.


yay! we're done with the list! ^^ it's official!

The 100 Signs of Jay Obsession

[cici bebe]

yep, i've decided to make music my minor. it's so surprising, just a few years ago i was whining about playing piano.. now i play 3 instruments and.. dare i say.. love it? ;D what a power jay has..

yay 100!! where should we post this complete list?

[khim]

in the front page of jay-chou.net???
say that 100 signs of deep jay-obsession from jay-chou.net...

maybe we post again until it reach 1000 signs . :D :D

[Jo]

ROFL you actually start liking Jolin

thats a bit too far there -wipes a tear from his eye-

oh ho ho ho ho...funni person you are hyde...funni person...the thought of actually liking Jolin...i mean

-blows up in an uproarous laughter-

just messin...she's alrite ^ ^

-Jo

[cici bebe]

1000 khim? that's one faaarr goal but could happen, jay obession list is endless ;D


yes liking jolin would be going too far.. and it's nothing personal because she's always rumored jay.. or maybe we just try to convince ourselves of that when it is about that ;D ehhhhh

[cloUdsuRFer]

1000!!!! now that's aiming high.....and it would be kinda scary if it was reached,......

[GaryDAI]

if you get to a 1000 then that's a defintely a sign of deep jay obession :D

[jayx8318x]

Yeah I was thinking about posting some important links at the home page. We can post this there too, along with Jay's bio, and maybe an About Us page (about the culture of this site)
One other list I want us to make is all the songs Jay has written for other artists. Every once in a while someone asks, and the current list hasn't been updated since ijay.net went down.

[beach gurl]

ha ha, i'll add some - on the way to 1000 ! :
44. Pepsi : shriek : jay's on the bottle (= genie in the bottle - Christina Aguilera) the first time i saw Pepsi bottle in China.
71. horoscope : read year of the horse and it's love match before your own year.
98. in Taiwan : will visit Alfa and J's usual basketball field.
100+ : think of playing basketball (never before !)
100+ : watch, listen to what J's praise : Chitose Hajime ( :rock: ), Jet Lee (Hero is great !)

[tontamoo]

103?: you'd rather spend a week with jay chou than get 1 million US dollars (refers to question posted in Q&A thread (http://jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=941&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=255))

104: when you surpass jayx8318x's number of posts (hehe)

[beach gurl]

105. Posting again whenever new ideas pop up. :p
106. Don’t change the Jay’s CD in the car, player, discman for weeks or even months.
107. J’s songs are your wake up call, your morning motivational songs, good night sleep songs, ringtones – all your ‘most important musical aspects”.
108. Try to get car plate : J 4 YC or B 16 JC (Indonesia car plate starts with one letter depending on cities, 4 digit numbers and 2 letters ).
:excited:

[rachelle03]

ha ha... the one with the breadtalk is funny
my turn!

109. when u talk, u find that u like to look down n put ur palm on ur chest/heart whenever u talk bout urself! (juz like jay everytime)

110. when u take a sudden interest in piano n the first tune that u wan to figure out is the starting of long juan feng

111. (wat a nice no!) when u play poker or da lao er with ur friends, the penalty is not money but jumping around and says, " i'm a frog, kwah kwah"

[ShunJing]

Just wondering, what is Dao Lao Er?

Here are some signs of obsessions:

112. When you see other guys, you wonder if they can be just like Jay
113. When you are in class, you wish you could listen to his songs and feel the emotion he's bringing out.
114. When you're at someplace, all you wanna do is sing out his lyrics.
115. In fast songs like Nunchaku or Dragon Punch you want to sing and rap just as fast as he does (I'm trying hard to).
116. When I feel all alone, I feel Jay can solve all my problems.
117. When you feel overjoyed about something, you wish he can be there to celebrate with you.

[supa-twin]

118. when talking to someone of the opposite sex, you try to flash them secret signals
119. seeing an ancient castle reminds you of guys named william

[rachelle03]

Just wondering, what is Dao Lao Er?


"Da Lao Er" ia actually a type of poker game that jay always plays with his friends n colleagues. The basic rule of the game goes that No. 2 is the biggest and No. 3 is the smallest.

[aDrena]

lol, this list is hilarious, i cant believe ive never seen it b4 today..
ah, lets see if i can come up with some gd ones.

120. when you instantly click with anyone who likes Jay, no matter how weird you might have thot him to be if he din like jay
121. when you say "i love you forever" to whoever, and immediately think if a prada hawaiian shirt
122. when you greet ppl with 'ze me gai' instead of 'watcha doing'?
123. when youre irritated by somebody and tells him to go away in exactly the same tone as jay uses in Dad, i'm home. (Ni zou kai!)
124. when you create fantasy stories starring urself and Jay (see Never ending story at Small Talk)

[Serendipity]

Hee back to participate in this!
Fun Fun! (glad you guys like the breadtalk one! :))

125. You answer gleefully 'hai hai hai wakarimashita' in Japanese class

126. You have a conversation with your friends and you link everything they say to some obscure part of Jay's lyrics.
Eg: They say: (pertaining to the book The Alchemist) sometimes the society confuse us. We can't hear what our heart says
And you say: You Tai Duo Ren, Tai Duo Shi, Jia Zai Wo Men Zhi Jian Pao Xiao, Za Xun Tai Duo Xun Hao Ruo...
And they: :bonk:

127. You bring Jay's photo to KTV and serenades for him... (Eew... even I'm abit grossed out by myself :sick: )

[mjay]

Hah, here's some of mine- i must add that this is the best topic so far-really funny

128. you learn all of his songs by heart thru han yu pin yin- esp the rap

129. you paste his pics all over ur files and every thing

130. u get a photostated copy of his real autograph he signed 4 ur friend-(i did tht)

[ahmui]

131. when your not allowed to buy the vancouver concert poster, so you end up waiting until after the mall closes so you can take it down from the store front. (technically, its not really stealing... it was outside the store...) :angel:

132. the first forum you join is this one..

133. end up trying writing jay's lyics during class rathr than wrting down class notes.

134. know for a fact that jay is SEXY even though all your friends say he's ugly.

135. walk 7 blocks to the closest corner store just to buy batteries for your discman so that you can listen to jay on the bus ride to school

136. your five disc cd player is filled with jay

thats all i can think of for now, and by the way, "hi everyone!!! i'm new here, and dont really know how forums work!" *waves frantically to everyone*

[hAz3|]

137. Pasting all newspapers/magazines cuttings and photographs of Jay in a portfolio. (Hoping one day he might sign his signature on it?!)
138. Listening only to Jay's songs 24/7.
139. Watching entertainment news everynight on every channel in order not to miss any Jay's news.
140. Collecting double copy of all Jay's stuffz.

Hmmz.. That's all i can think of for now.. :love:

[xsushix04]

141. if ther'es no way u can get his actual cds. all ur cd collection consists of burned cds of his songs.
142. ur day just isn't complete until u watch either his mtvs, ke ai nu ren, an hao or return to the past, and u get all cranky when u cant
143. threaten to stalk him to everyone who will listen
144. have him as ur number 1 star on the list of stars u would sleep with
145. fantasize about him before sleeping in hopes that u will dream about him (ur suppose to dream about whatever u thot of last :)

[fantasiekisz]

7. your mind gets energetic upon hearing sth related to jay...
8. when u cant stop thinking of him. (i think of him at least once everday)
9. when u think tht no guys in school is cute or good.
10. get sad when u know u cant possibly find a guy as gd as him
<p>whahahha tht applies to me!!</p>
SOOO TRUE!!! my replies to yourr obsessionns!
8.in school im like "wo ai zhou jie lun" over and over again while we're supposed to be studying or some crap like that :D
9...and geez imean jie lun's like the most talented person and like no guy could ever compare with him :oops:
10.i wanna marry jayy but no one here in cali can ever compare to him :(

[levi]

146. when you hear your kid bro or sis singing the alphabet, you can't wait till they get to "j".

147.you buy every mag that has jay's picture inside even if its really tiny or costs you a bomb

148.start greeting "diao bu diao?" when you meet your friends instead of "whats up?"

[vivien17]

hahahaa... i like that levi! esp the kid brother one.. when my niece grows up (she's 4 mths old), imma teach her the alphabet song and make her holla the "J!!" louder than the rest of them...

[levi]

all the way vivien! make sure she sings it loud and good!

[Jam]

149. Buy "ban dao tie he" book, when u actually hate reading chinese words.
150. Realise one day you actually.. think, walk, talk, eat, behave, sing like him. :guitar:
151. One day you look into the mirror and saw Jay in the reflection. :excited:
152. You thought you are him. :yikes:
153. You only think about Jay, talk about Jay.
154. Read thru all the discussion in the forum just to see more Jay's picture.

i think all these is "zui gao jing jie" already. ("zui gao jing jie" means to the highest level.) :D :victory:

[finenergy]

hehe.....all this are sooooo Cute!!!!!!!! :)
aughhhhh!!!!!!
haha......and All this are soooo True!!!!! :excited:
I used to dislike chinese...but since i started liking Jay, I sooooooo LOveeeee CHinese and im like listening to so much chinese songz now cos Jay likes girls who speak chinese.... :headphones:
And For my chinese test, I try to put the name ZHOU JIE LUN into the Zhou ju (sentence forming)! :whistle:
Now all my friends who are so called "english strictly" people go..."You have becum so chinese!" haha.....and Me and my friends have "mini concerts" in class, singing Jay's songz and we try 2 Pai MtV for his songz!
haha.....And now, ALl My Classmates seating round me Know the lyrics to AN Hao, Wu ding,Shi jie mo re,Ban dao tie he even though they have Never listened Jay sing them b4 cos i sing them sooooooo often!!!!!!
And Because of Jay, Me wannanana go TAiwan......even though i Dunnoe What will i do if i go there..... :D
Im also trying to LEarn e Pianoooooo by myself cos of Jay!!!!!
:love: :love: :love: Jay!!!!!!!!!

[aina]

ok i will try write some(hope u guys understand):
155. when you taking a bath, always sing his songs loudly, it doesn't matter your voice is out of tune or not, no matter what situation is, maybe with a little dancing and kungfu (in the bathroom)
i used to do that, :p :whistle: :singer:

156. habitually say "diao"
157. learning how to use "nun chuks"
158. learning how to do "sua" thing
159. watch every Jet Li's film, cause Jay do that!!!
160. buy cd or mp3 other singers that conclude Jay's composition (i bought two mp3, one have "coco lee"'s song (dao ma dan) and valen hsu, other have "bao yi bao" jordan chan version, even though the rest songs is almost the same)
161. when your friends saw you, and they first word is "Hey, Jay's pal". you've "JAY" image!!!
162. when you sing Jay's song to make your nephew fall asleep.

hope that help!!!my english so bad, huh!!!!!

[Jam]

hey... same here... when my frens asked me where i wanna go for an overseas trip.. my answer was.. TAIWAN!! :)

[mjay]

Oh my goodness, i also want to visit taiwan next time and learn how to play the piano. I am also thinking of learning chinese calligraphy so i can write his name & song titles perfectly(inspired by the end of shuang jie gun video)
Here r some signs of deep jay obsession

163: You plan to get a car wth the number plates -
JAY1943
164: your ears are trained to recognise any of his songs instantly even if it was played softly at a very noisy place
165: You cannot stare straight into his eyes(on posters) for a long time without blushing!
166: His smile can melt your heart.

[ashley]

i can't believe this happened!

a good friend became aware of my obsession for jay when she rode in my car yesterday and realised that i've started listening to mandarin songs (don't speak no chinese and know some few sentences of canto only).

she realised that his song were good and asked if she could borrow one cd (i had jay, fantasy and 8d).

i said no.

I CANT believe i did that !!!! i mean, we're talking abt a really, really good friend here. a 'someone-whom-i-wouldn't-mind-lending-a-few-hundred-bucks-to ' kind of friend.

i didn't want to part with either cd, not even for 1 day. it felt like she asked to share with her a piece of jay or something. sheeeez! i'm ot pleased with myself.

[choo min]

why don't you just lend it to her like tmr? i remember that i also said no to my best friend when she wanted to borrow 8d... then i looked on the bright side and decided that i would be spreading the jayism, so i've parted with it! btw, my 8d album, the one concert cd, vcd and dvd are all with my friends... sigh, dunno when i can get them back...

[beach gurl]

167. when you enter the music store, you check whether jay's stuff is in stock and make sure it's positioned upfront (jeez, can't believe i did that, alfa/bmg got employees free of charge :oops: )

168. don't want to leave the room, the car, the restaurant, the shop even the mall screen until jay song finish .

[Sparkling_Jade]

168. when u dont really know how to read chinese, but u pick up a dictionary to find out excactly what the words mean in his songs and practise the pronounciation so long untill u get it rite

[ashley]

169. you INVEST in an english-chinese dictionary for the sole purpose of trying to translate jay's songs.

170. you sit in front of the TV and surf the whatever available channels , hoping to catch jay's mv or some interview with jay on air .

[choo min]

171. you write all about jay for zhou ji (journal entries that are supposed to be handed up to the teacher), so much so that your chinese teacher knows u like jay chou...

172. you write words such as jay chou rocks on projects that have to be shown in front of the class... (i wrote adverts for jay's the one concert on the transparency that was supposed to contain ONLY our answers!)

[vashdestampede]

(personal experience)

173. you instinctively go to th J section in any music shop so you can ask to 'test' the cd (even english ones!)

[wheee]

i got one... When "No Jaywalking" signs make u go "ooohh" , cos all u see is "JAY"... tell me if that's not obsessed! :roll:

Someone should translate this list into chinese and give it to Jay as a gift from this forum!

[jianing0411]

agree with 150 and 164.. everyone around me is starting to get irritated cuz i'm starting to mumble.. the alwayz go 'huh' after i speak.. must haf rapped too much that i can't pronounce words clearly now.. ;p and diao is part of my vocab now..
and seriously, when i walk through a mall or something i can alwayz pick up jay's songs no matter how softly.. can even recognise his songs without hearing the melody.. like if i hear the bass beats i know which song of jay is it..

174. when you just hear one second of jay's song, you immediately can shout out the title of that song

[tigerLily]

175. When you have delusional dreams about him calling you and wake up to immediately hear one of his songs playing in your mind
176. When your friends start calling you 'zhou tai tai' just to make you happy!
177. When you subscribe to all the chinese channels you can possibly get on cable so that you might catch him on any program even though you never used to watch chinese channels
178. When you start listening to JAY-z even cos their names sound alike.

[chon]

Oooooooo i really agree with u all!!!! 1-23 :love:
yeah eventhough i don't know chinese but i try to watching chinese channels everyday!!!
and i can write wo ai chou jie lun also :D
we'r jay's fans!!!!!!! ( and i love jay's fan :) )

well first i though it has only 23 but after i had read it all yeah it up to 178 wowwwww and i agree :excited: ( it's some that's not happen to me :whistle: )

[reesa]

178. When you start listening to JAY-z even cos their names sound alike.

actually i get mad at pple has the same name as jay, like jay-Z, jay leno, JC from NSYNC, ...basically just anybody with the name jay or his initials
cuz i feel like they're stealin jay's name

i kno someone named jie who goes by JAY and i kept accusing him of taking jay's name and told him to change it bak to jie so pple wont get confused when i say "i love jay" haha :D

[kewlpiggy88]

178. When you start listening to JAY-z even cos their names sound alike.

actually i get mad at pple has the same name as jay, like jay-Z, jay leno, JC from NSYNC, ...basically just anybody with the name jay or his initials
cuz i feel like they're stealin jay's name

i kno someone named jie who goes by JAY and i kept accusing him of taking jay's name and told him to change it bak to jie so pple wont get confused when i say "i love jay" haha :D

lol, i'm pretty sure those ppl have no idea who JAY CHOU is. lol, sometimes my friends call me J.WU, and my dad was like, "j.wu! jaychou!"
kewlpiggy88

[mango]

hiYaa.
i got a few here..

179. u buy cds of other artistes jus b/c he composed a song 4 them
180. u start memorizing his lyrics 24hrs non-stop jus as his new cd is out
181. u start 2 plan ur outfit 4 his concert wen it's mths away jus incase he ask u up the stage..heheee
182. u'll get new clothes jus 4 his concert
183. u'll jump up down n scream if u hear ur neighbours player blaring his song
184. u get in a debate wif ur frens 4 the sake of him
185. pray 2 God b4 sleep tt He'll gif u dreams of him evnite
186. pray 4 his safety, health n evting :angel:
187. u'll sit rite infront of ur radio jus 2 hear a song of his (u'll b in heaven cus it's a real low chance)
188. u start promoting his concert at skol....urge ppl 2 go...
189. u buy back 2 dozens of his pepsi..wif him on it..jus 2 keep it

i hope all of these r not yet posted..
darn..i 4got a few..cus it jus came in2 my mind while i was typing... :D

[aina]

i agree with 188
as jay's fans we have to do that, urge ppl to love him, to go watch his concert, his vcd, listen his music and of course urge ppl to buy all his record (original one) *hate when jay's records pirated*

181 --&gt;hee hee this is one of my dream , jay ask me up to the stage!!!! i will be collapsed just in time :p

[tigerLily]

44. when u drink soft drink pepsi is on ur desk

Talking about pepsi, I was just watching his the one concert vcd today and you know how the fans put the lightsticks in bottles so they can shake it about and make noise? Almost ALL the fans were using pepsi bottles!! Go take a look!

[jayx8318x]

Ok I finally compiled the list. But I found alot of repeats (so I combined them somehow) and ones that are too personal to include. So the list ended up with only 48!
Hopefully we can get some more really good ones and make it an even 100.

You Know You're Obsessed With Jay If... (http://www.jay-chou.net/obsessed.htm)

So before you add one, please read the list and don't add one too similar.

[Jess]

13. When you write the only chinese characters u can write well (wo ai zhou jie lun) every where u can find a blank space.

That's so true; I got my Chinese friend to teach me how to write his name in Chinese and after that, I wrote his name everywhere.. but my friends don't like him. AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

Anyway, also - to reply to the other one, which I forgot the number of, with the "If you start to find resemblences of him in other people" or something along that line - coincidentally, my friend looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM!!! ..No one really agrees with me but a few other people.

I just noticed the "complete list" and didn't realize I had written the same thing. Argh. ::feels stupid::

I'm going to print the list out and think of some before I sleep. G'nite!!

[reesa]

i know wut u mean....i was into alternative rock before jay and then when i went back to american music, it all sounded so weird cuz i can actually understand the lyrics, contrary to jay's mandarin lyrics

it seems like i can relate just about anything to jay these days
for example in my history book, there was this picture of a poster for recruiting soldiers for World War I and on the bottom it said "Join Your Country's Army and when i looked at it more closely i realized that the first letters of each of those words when rearranged spell out JAY C...is this weird or wut

[beach gurl]

umm, lemme add s'more :

51. seriously think to upgrade your handphone to the one with cam or videophone ...just in case you bump into jay

52. plan your schedule around jay appearance (ie in MTV) or even your annual leave around jay's next concert.

[tigerLily]

umm, lemme add s'more :

51. seriously think to upgrade your handphone to the one with cam or videophone ...just in case you bump into jay



Haha... I'm kinda like you I bring my little digital camera with me everywhere I go JUST in case I bump into Jay!!

[Bishounen Jay]

"186. pray 4 his safety, health n evting " &lt;----YEAH!!!!!!!!!! especially with this SARs going around :wink:
hope his back problem gets better too!


:love: :love: :love:

[roundbunny]

41. night before your exam, you waste four hours looking at jay chou pix (that's me!) ( and therefore sacrificing any possibility of getting a good mark)
42. chanigng wallpapers of jay every two secs cuz u can't enuf of his nice face

hehee...these two numbers apply to me...really!!!!
Am i crazy or what? :roll:

Don't double post (posting back to back)
I've deleted the post you made before this one
-jayx8318x

[munchi_75]

hahahha that's the same with me!!

the nite b4 my exams...i was waching the one
for some reason, Jay acts as a de-stresser! he calms me down!

and whenever i have an assessment due the next day, i'd be here in the forums! stoopid &gt;.&lt;

[moonlite-fairy]

190. Go through 9 pages of "signs of Jay obsession" to compare with your own queer quirks!
191. Have a sudden interest in Taiwanese guys - - especially the artistic type or the basketball jock-type!
192. Refuse to cut your long hair so that you fit Jay's criteria of the type of girl he would be attracted to
193. Think that small eyes are sexy and mysterious

[JayZJL_18]

Here are the Obsessed signs:
1.Learning to play basketball although you suck at it
2.Dressing so punkly like Jay
3.Getting Jay accessories like the one ring
4.Dreaming of Jay every night
5.Trying to comb your hair like Jay
6.Try to sing as good as Jay
7.Walls of your whole house totally full of Jay pics

I did all of the seven above, AM I LOONEY?! :crazy:

[slowslowturtle]

More signs:
Have a Jay chou wall paper on your laptop and use your finger to touch the screen... as if it is really Jay...
Have jay chou icons... on your comp.
declare to the whole world that u love Jay!!!!

[shouling]

hahahaa... i like that levi! esp the kid brother one.. when my niece grows up (she's 4 mths old), imma teach her the alphabet song and make her holla the "J!!" louder than the rest of them...

my nephew is 1 year today and im trying to teach him to say jay chou! :D

another sign: you find yourself buying Bruce Lee films and enjoying them emencly, despite the horrible dubbing.

and when u would rather spent a few days in a cardboard box with jay, than an all expsences paid trip to an exotic resort.
(he and i both dont like small spaces)

[neyiah]

are we up to....205??
206. Has a mental picture of jay walking whenever someone mentions jaywalking (which comes up a lot in the city i live in)...umm...AND then start giggling until everyone else wonders what's wrong w/ you.

[Miss_gun]

207) The first thing thing you wake up early in the morning is to open ur comp, connect line and log in this Website!!

208) trying to remember all the lyrics for all his songs and try to sing/rap like him!!

[sUm^MeR]

Signs of Jay's Obsession:
209.Start setting up a standard for your future boyfriend that he has to be a guy who can play piano and sing, and a good basketball player too.
210. You find small eyes, bunny teeth, and subtle smile are sexy and cute.
211. You ask your boyfriend to have Jay's hairstyle. (I did and he LOL and said, NO WAY!!)
212. You jumped up and down and squeal when you accidently see a TV show/ News covering about Jay.
213. You keep comparing other songs with Jay's songs and can't appreciate it if it was not close enough to Jay's style.
214. You scold someone who talked bad things about him. ( I did)
215. Think mumble-style-singing is VERY COOL.
216. You start to tolerate short guy as long as he's talented in music and basketball. (since I'm 172, Jay is only 1 cm taller than me :whistle: )
217. What about obessesed to post and download Jay things from this website :p .

[the one]

don't have enough time to scan thru the whole thread but if noone's mentioned this yet..

218. when you get obssessed with other cool chinese singers like edison chen, david tao, z chen, wang lee hom, and energy..

[beach gurl]

219. religiously follows chinese music chart, hoping that J's song is in the list.

220. when flying, the first thing you check in the " inflight magazine" is not the films list but audio chinese/mando music list and sooo glad to find that J's song is in the list (Garuda Indonesia March/April ?? has that -though only one ).

[Emjay]

this is such a cute list~sorry, diao list.some of them is so me. you an add these few(i'm not sure if they are already on the list:
-starts printing out pictures of him and pasting them all over your room and putting them in your wallet
- when every of your entry in a bk that you've gotta pass up to your teacher is about jay (i just realised that my entries are all bout him. but my teacher's alrite with it, cos he's a jay fan too! haha)
-when your teacher wants you to play your piano pieces and you end up playing one of his songs
- when your friends start telling you that it is impossible for you to get together with jay altho you look at his pics everyday, go checkout stuff bout him everyday and listen to his music everyday.

i guess that's bout it. i'l' try think of more. =^]

[*SkyLark*]

True, true! I especially like the symptom where we think his even breathing is cute. :D
When your boyfriend complains that you spend more time admiring Jay than him.

LOL, that's what happened to me. :p

[beach gurl]

- You will not put Jolin's album next to Jay's album

- (in the record store), *fuming* because they categorized the Asian music alphabetically, so Jolin album is ALWAYS next to Jay !. (there aren't many Asian singers with "J" names)

[nueng]

Woow....this topic is so interesting !!
I'm totally agree with u guys. Yah!!! Yah!!!

....Sorry I can't read every post that u guys post.
(T_T My eyes will be damned soon ar~~ *cry*)

Oh ! count me in for being "Jay-obsession"
Huh huh ha Heeeee~~~

[Hyde]

OMG. i'm so proud.
it's up to 220!! ^^ V

or more.

yay

221. You HAVE to perform a Jay-written song for a perfromance for english people and you're tempted to make up english lyrics to Long Juan Feng for that to happen. and YOu do. and it turns out that you ARE allowed to sing in other languages. but then get indignant when you're forced to sing a JOLIN song. So you tell you're group you'll sing jay's "uh uh" part in the background of shuo ai ni. while dressing up as him. and you do.

^^

[beach gurl]

OMG. i'm so proud.
it's up to 220!! ^^ V

or more.

yay

^^

any many more to come ... :oops: .

Have you read the threads (in Small Talk/Social Lounge) about presents idea for Jay ?? Apparently many of us like this threads so much (I do !) and think it will be a good present for Jay. Either he'll like it or it scares him... he he.

[Hyde]

OMG. That'll be..... Actually if we CAN send it in to him - as a representation of the largest english speaking Jay community there is in the universe - it'll need some editing. Espeically since ppl stopped w/ the numbering.

Won't he get scared?

[une_topaze]

i'll add summore:

222. u started 2 stand n walk beside any guy who is 173cm 2 feel how it's like to walk with jL himself 1 day.

223. u don't think twice about forking out more money 2 buy a more expensive ticket for his live concert bcoz the cheaper ones are sold out.

224. u dragged innocent victims (sis, bro, ne1 who have absolutely no idea who jL is) to accompany u 2 his concert, hoping u don hv 2 do it again next year(so far it work 4 me).

225. u don mind paying for ur innocent victims tickets even if u paying for front rows (dat is if ur totally loaded).

226. u found urself humming one of his songs without even realizing it.

227. when u went shopping, u look 4 hooded tops (and it must be red, thank you very much).

228. 'zhou' and 'diao' are ur fave chinese characters.

229. u promised 2 accompany ur intended victim to her/his fave singer concert even though u know u'll be bored 2 death as an exchange 4 accompanying u 2 jL concert (this 1 is good enuf if u don hv enuf money 4 no 225)

300. ur day isn't the same without watching, reading, singing etc at least 2 times everyday. emptiness sort of feelings.

dats all i can think of for now. i definately am obssessed with jL coz i have 95% of the signs. dunno if i should be glad or scared :happy:

[beach gurl]

i'll add summore:

222. u started 2 stand n walk beside any guy who is 173cm 2 feel how it's like to walk with jL himself 1 day.

i definately am obssessed with jL coz i have 95% of the signs. dunno if i should be glad or scared :happy:

Muahaha, # 222 : I actually started asking male friends/family members height ... really to get a feeling how tall or average 173 cm is.

Yeah it sometimes scares myself :oops:

[nyemie]

When a person u used to hate is named "Jay" and u start liking him for some odd reason..

[jielundebaby]

3. When you start trying to post as much as jayx8318x. (really! 1006 posts? and rising at a dramatic rhythm)



Some say I'm guilty of Jay-obsession on the first degree
I say - nah..jayx8318x is!! keh keh keh...

_____________________

"Our diao, who art in diao, diao be thy name. Thy kingdom diao, thy will be diao on diao as it is in diao. Give us this diao our daily diao and diao us our diaos as we diao our diaos. And diao us not into diao, but diao us from diao; amen."

-the Diao Prayer^^

[JayJay]

301 ) when you're humming jay's song while sitting for your final exam

[jessca]

Won't he get scared?
Maybe...just a bit..we'll scare him of into hiding!!

I actually started asking male friends/family members height ... really to get a feeling how tall or average 174 cm is.
I did that the other day, and its not that tall... :oops:

From past experience, try your best to refrain yourself from listening to Jay during last-minute cramming. You'll just end up with the tune in your head... :oops:

[GuArDiAn AnGeL]

haha so cute!!!! thnx for sharing...i do some of those stuff..but..not all...like following the person if he had jay's hair style until he turns around and see.... if he looks like jay lol...kinda funny...im not sure if i'll be ne good at nunchakus lol...probably whack my head off...-_-;;; lol

[LiLxAmMiE]

i like the one where it goes, you only choose the bread called Tornado when you go buy bread! :happy:

i got one, you quietly cut your brothers hair when he's sleeping into jay's hairstyle so you can enjoy all day long!

[liztsumi]

I thiink we should definitely send this list to Jay. We'll surely make him smile and blush.
302) when you have dreams on Jay with white tux playing piano by the beach
303) when you are all excited talking about Jay while listening to his songs in your car that you almost crash
304) when you want to name your daughther or son Jay
305) when you dump your boyfriend for a guy who looks and can sing like jay

306)when out of the blues you start weeping while listening to jay's romantic songs in your car

307) WHEN YOU HAVE A REAL BIG FIGHT WITH YOUR MOM and ended up grounded cuz SHE INSULTED JAY AND SAID HE WAS UGLY (yep actually happened)

308) When you make copies of jay's vcds for your foreign friends so that they could start liking jay.


309) when your bday wish is to meet jay

310) when one of the top reasons for being successful in the future is to be rich, and get to go to ALL of jay's concerts

311) when you always wonder what is jay doing right now?

312) when your heart literally aches when you read about a rumoured gf, and feel miserable for the whole day

313) when...(ok this one i can't say...kinda sexual and freaky too lol)

314) when you have one vcd booklet, and one cd booklet of EXCLUSIVE JAY STUFF, cm, vidz, tv specials, award shows

315) when you listen to jay's simple love every night before going to sleep for 2 months in a row.


i have a lot more, but i ll post them later... oh ok another one

316) when you stay until 4 am in the morning thinking about the signs of jay obsession
ehheh :angel:

[Savinee]

From real experience,
317) When you're trying to sleep at night by thinking about Jay and his sexy voice and on and on, hope that you might fall asleep and dreams about Jay but it's turn up side down that once you think about Jay, you completely can't close your eyes and sleep because your heart beats too fast and all you can do is put on his cd and sing and stop trying to sleep.

[Jam]

318. You will link everything you do with Jay. :laughing: (one day, i was doing baton training at work. When the instructor wants us to do a warcry, i shouted: 快使用雙截棍 哼哼哈兮 !)

[une_topaze]

here's no 319: you named your bolster 'jay' n hugged him (or it) believing dat u accompanying him in the dark, bcoz the poor guy is afraid of ghost n sleeping alone. (my sis name hers after mark of westlife)

no 320: wen u go in2 the music store, u still look 4 jL's records even though u owned all of it just to make sure that the store sells it.

no 321: stingy? the word doesn't exist to u wen it comes to jL. he deserved to be spend on even if it means u hv 2 sacrificed that gorgeous top in guess? boutique.

[beach gurl]

Haha Une Topaze, I like that bolster ideas... :laughing:
==========
322. You're a health freak and avoid junk foods, but allowed KFC, just because J liked it.

333. You follow news of singers that J created songs for, J's friends - for a chance to get a bit of news on J. If you have a lot of time and passion, actually you will attend those singers concert/autograph sessions (he he, nunchakus did)

[Eternalz]

334) Learn Jay's "3 cat legged" / "overnight congee" / "poo ball" kung fu in a matter of days and expect the chicks to roll in with the same time expectancy.

335) Begin talking in large slurs of chinese while expecting the audience to be intrigued and interested, while at the same time tapping to the rhythm of your voice.

336) Chick availability is at arm's-length, you just need to know when to tilt your head and flick your crazily long hair that hasn't been washed for days on end.

[wh00shwh00sh]

xD these are good! :excited: :laughing: i agree with most of them. :love:

[nunchakus]

333. You follow news of singers that J created songs for, J's friends - for a chance to get a bit of news on J. If you have a lot of time and passion, actually you will attend those singers concert/autograph sessions (he he, nunchakus did)

Aww...beach gurl...you make me shy and embarrassed :shy:...
Yes, I am that obsessed with Jay.

But let me add on something:

333. You follow news of singers that J created songs for, J's friends - for a chance to get a bit of news on J. If you have a lot of time and passion, actually you will attend those singers concert/autograph sessions, even if it means having to sit directly under the hot sun, on the steaming ground, and risk getting heat pimples on your butt...

there: justice done. :laughing:

[taiwanguonanhai]

334. You cut your hair exactly like J's and style it the same way too. Not that I have done that.... :wink2: I hope no one made a post like that....sorry if I repeated! :oops: This forum is lots of fun! I am glad I found it.

[ker_ai_teresa]

335) when you dislike jolin and feel rage erupt inside you whenever you see pics of her and J together or hear of news that they've been hanging out together. (well, some us anywayz)

336) when one of your hobbies is daydreaming about being J's gf.

[jessca]

Dunno whether its been said but...

337) You stay up to watch the mandarin music videos cos you know Jolins gonna be on...and you wait for HER video to come up so you can see Jays name at the beginning next to composer...

[ker_ai_teresa]

Dunno whether its been said but...

337) You stay up to watch the mandarin music videos cos you know Jolins gonna be on...and you wait for HER video to come up so you can see Jays name at the beginning next to composer...

that really is very obsessive.... :laughing:

[nong_aey]

338 when u get blind for all singers or idols, but only J. :blush: Keeping playing his cd and watch his live concert cds whenever u free from work. (not sure has anyone post this obsessive trait yet. but it happen to me :bleh: OMG :happy:

[aina]

339) upgrade ur computer memory in case you are running out of hard disk memory for Jay’s files.
340)To do a count…no more “one two three” but “Ichi ni san chi” or “jid neng san si qo lag chid boei”
341) if u have piano, you start to pose like jay (if you are really jay's fan, you know what i mean):bleh:

[Seltsi]

haha wow...i have nothing new to add on to the list, but i just want to comment that some of these are scarily applying to me...lol good job ppl

[jaysgirl]

lol! i like the one where u look for jay's name on jolin's mvs. i do that n then criticize n mock her from begin. to end. !! :bleh:

342) when all your friends call you chou tai tai (mrs.chou) n actually
forget your real name after a while...!

[JiE_LuN'z_BabE]

is there any.. "your even going to name your son Jie Lun" coz if there isnt then it can be #343...
coz i do... if i had a son..i want his chinese name to be jie lun..seriously hahaha..

[OLive_aNN]

hmmm...
is there any... "i didn't wear my underwear yesterday..."

hohoho audrey... jie lun? ^^ nice! and make sure that your future husband's family name is CHOU!!!
it would be PERFECT ^^

and if i had a son or a daughter... i'd sign him/her up for piano lesson since her/his childhood ^^

[beach gurl]

Let's live it up again !:

344 : Not only you preorder his latest album in more than one place, you called the stores daily

345 : You see restaurants with names like : Lung ... Shuang... and your mind automatically sings Long Quan and Shuang Dao

346 : You hate pink, you never think that any man will wear pink, but the moment you see J wore pink, you think pink is acceptable

347 : Right after YHM, suddenly grows an interest in ping pong, antique cars/lamps, Italy, France ...

348 : When you visit HK, now the main destination will be the One 2 Free stores (they have tons of J and K pics on the walls !)

[Cin]

349: When you watch JAy Chou's MVs at least twice a day in your grandmother's apartment

350: When you go to eat TAI PING chicken wings when you visit Hong Kong because a Jay site claimed that was his favourite food :sick:

351: When you drink pepsi like your life depends on it even though it tastes like :censored: just to win his posters/bottle/t-shirt...

[charmed_1009]

Excuse me???

14.You'll start liking Jolin??????????????

Everything is almost true except the jolin part.........so stupid....

[k-ren]

352. You wont care even if he kicks you on the ass... :laughing:

353.When you feel that you are not fanatic enough after reading all the other 351 reasons...

354.wont even dare to do anything wrong so that u wont get your moderators in your favourite jay website mad..

355.would humm his songs just to flirt with a guy(which likes jay too)...

356.would let him go(if he gets married) because you love him too much (wo hui xue zhe fang qi ni..shi yin wei wo tai ai ni)

357.Thinks that Prague is a very good place..

[HeY_JaYz]

there's a good one

358) ask yr grandpa to make tea for you...(ye ye pao de cha)
anyway.. tts de only one i can think of.. hA !

[jmin13]

1.my whole wall of my room are filled with Jay photos..posters..n i now working hard to cover every part of it..
2.listening to his songs everyday without fail...non-stops for over 10 hrs..

[phoebe]

sign of obsession-
older than jay and still scream like a teen when his mv plays on tv.
see his pic and name on chinese newspaper and quickly get a translator to read you the news.
check out the cd shop regulary to see how well his cds are selling + sneakingly place his in more prominent display
my car has only his cd + my room 3dics cd player holds only his cds.

[hisashiluv14]

365. Whenever people from your school find graffiti scribbled on tables that say "Zhou Jielun", "Zhou Jielun Zui Diao", or anything with the words "Zhou", "Jie" and "Lun" in them, they know for a definite certainty that it was written by you.

366. And they are right every time.

367. You're honoured when you wear a hooded jacket to school and fall asleep in Economics lecture with the hood covering your head, your head resting on the table and some guy behind calls out, "Zhou Jielun!" (Happened to me last year.)

368. You can actually string all of his song titles into one essay. (One of my ex-schoolmates did that.)

369. You decided to write about how cool he is for a compulsory Chinese creative writing competition, and you choose to write a poem, even though you can't write in Chinese to save your life. (I'm doing that.)

370. You stay up till 5 a.m. just to record his CCTV performance even though 1) you've already seen it and 2) you didn't even like it all that much, but because it's Jielun, you HAVE to record it or it'll be the end of the world.

371. Your head snaps up whenever you hear the words "Zhou", "Jie" and "Lun" being mentioned, nevermind that they're not being mentioned successively.

372. You go into hyperventilation mode when you hear his ringtone going off in the lift and you're tempted to shout, "Wah, Zhou Jielun de ge!" (Wah, Jay Chou's song!)

373. You actually do shout that out even though you're alone and the lift is full of strangers and you're in your school uniform.

374. Even your Westernised, English-speaking, Chinese-renegading friends know the meaning of 'diao'.

375. Even your relatives (aunts and uncles) know who he is.

376. Even your grandparents know who he is.

377. You're thinking of designing your own Jay Chou shirt. (Me.)

378. You're thinking of writing a screenplay in Chinese specially for him, nevermind that 1) you have no idea how a screenplay works and 2) your Chinese is completely terrible. (Me again.)

379. You can identify his songs just by hearing the first opening note. Or the first second of the song.

380. You want to befriend everyone you come across that has the surname "Zhou", just in case they're related to him.

381. You buy more than one copy of magazines with him on the cover, just so that you can keep one in its perfect condition and cut out his pictures from the other copies.

382. You actually want to buy Jolin's album just to hear Jielun's raps on it, despite your absolute abhorrance and hatred for her stupid whiny voice.

383. In fact, you're willing to buy the albums of every singer for whom he's written songs.

384. And you actually do it.

I would continue but no more time. Ha great list; this thread is hilarious. :)

[msv]

u know u r obsessed with jay if u.....

- say his name at least 3 times a day
- worship him
- make multiple copies of his cds and keep the real ones safely tuck away
- carry something that is of Jay with u all the time (seriously)
- and finally sing, hum, or talk about Jay to complete strangers

Those my friends are signs of a Jay addict.... welcome to the club

[the one]

~ if you get first in line to get his new cd [i did that for ye hui mei haha]
~ if you collect tons of laminated cards of jay, posters of jay and other memorablia from the bookstore or the night market..
~ if you get a crush on a jay look-alike
~ if you suddenly get the interest to start learning chinese so you'll know what how to communicate with him since he barely knows english
~ if you get interested in learning how to play an instrument [like right now, i really wanna take guitar lessons]

haha, that's all i can think of..for now. :tongue:

[crusty-applepie]

if you:

- wanna spend all that money just to go to jay's concert in hongkong. not to mention, airfare isnt cheap.
- wanna get a crappy panasonic phone just because you saw jay posing in some ad holding it.
- wanna learn mandarin and taiwanese just so you can talk to jay....if u ever meet him someday
- wanna migrate to Taiwan and dedicate the rest of your life to being a Jay stalker
- believe that someday Jay will fall in love with you
- hug your pillow every night and imagine it's JieLun's chest you're burying your face into
- passionately defend people who wear no underwear

[jayx8318x]

I'm only bringing this thread from the dead cuz I just had a Jay moment...

Signs of Deep Jay Obsession:

#409. You visit someone's Xanga site that has Jay's song playing in the background, and you don't want to close the window till the song ends.

[tortilla_chips]

- you stalk a jay lookalike :glug: (er...that's what i used to do :blush: )
- you paste his photo in yr organizer when yr teacher asks you to DECORATE it

[xingqing]

412.when u write his name or Mrs. Zhou on ur book instead to write ur name.
413.when u asking ur friend to exchange locker just bcos u want to hv locker that start with letter J

..that's what i can think now, and i can't believe that almost of all is apply to me!!!

[Shanhaigirl]

#414. You go to an another celebrity's concert and all you think about is Jay. compare the concert with Jay's concert and trying to find the better sides of Jay's concert and finding excuses for Jay if the other celebrity's concert is somehow better than Jay's

[jAywalkIng_xiaozhu]

#415: when your friends starts calling you Zhou tai tai( mrs chou)
#416: you squeal and jumps at every jay related stuff, may it be the Jay bus, or his song.
#417:you jump at stuff that isnt even related to jay chou... but as long as it has the word JAY on it... like a poster warning ppl not to JAYwalk...
#418:you wrap all your text books and files with Jay pics.
#419:you have diarhorrea, but you walk past a shop playin jay's song, and you're healed instaneously, then buy afew jay keychains, you wont get sick in the nxt few days.

haha... these happened to me! hope it isnt some repetition!

[kawaii_jay]

#420: when you watch Quian Tian MV and you know that Jay kissed the girl but you feel in shock like the first time.
#421: when you everyday of your life think in jay
#422: when you dream to marry him.
#423: when you open a folder gallery full of all the pics you find of him.
#424: when you always talk about jay to your friends
#425: when you want to share the news that you read on jay with your friends.

[LuVeRjAy]

Er... i think i am really mad abt jay!!!! i have read all of yer signs... and i fit almost all of them!!! especially when i write ''WO AI ZHOU JIE LUN'' or ''JAY, I LOVE YOU'' all over my school table and books, file,paper,millions of notebooks,compter(i create wallpapers wif ''jie lun,wo ai ni'')... literally everywhere!!! like whenever i see a mag havin a mention or pic of jay, i'll immediately buy it!!!
and yes, i do glare at anyone of my relatives or closest frenz badmouthing jay!!!

I also mention jay in almost every conversation that i start that my frenz now are fed up with me saying tat!!! lolzz...

i keep pics of jay in my wallet, wallpaper on my hp, desktop wallpaper... everywhere!!

35. You think you're doomed to be single the rest of your life cuz you won't date any guy unless he looks, acts, sounds, exactly like Jay
my current crush, to me, looks like jay... sounds like jay too plus, he is a fan of jay too!!!! He too, keeps teasing me of keeping a pic of YHM in my wallet... he teases me of keeping a pic. of my future mum-in-law.... haha...

[moonsilk]

Yeah im really crazy over him...haha...let me add some more...

~you wil start to make plans to go Taiwan if u wana go for a tour.B4 goin,u will think of ways to stalk jay.

~If jay's poster is in ur room,you would avoid changing infront of the poster,if not u'll feel embarrassed.

~You will start answering people's question by singing jay's lyrics.

[Squall]

#420: looking at the mirror..thinking i looking like Jay
#421: counting down the release of Jay next album
#422: applying a email address with Jay name
#423: changing my friendster name to Jay
#424: coming to this forum everyday

[OLive_aNN]

- You have a Jay poster inside your bathroom
- You have a Jay pic as a wallpaper in your cellphone
- No xanga entries without some Jay pics

[Jaded butterfly]

this is fun!!! ... lol! i loved the suggestions! here are some of mine! i hope i havent repeated anyone's

you know you are truly obssesed when ...

425: you will continue to finish listening to a song of Jay even when you are desparate to go to the toilet, even to the point of wetting yourself you will not stop or even pause the song.

426: starts to call Jay not by Jay but by "Jie lun" and blushes when you say his name

427: hit people who says anything bad about Jay or about his music or his looks ... well just anything bad about him.

428: stare at his pics for so long that you start to drool

429: runs to all the different moblie phone shops that has his photos and just stare at them and not caring the staff there are thinking you are mad (i did that!! keke!)

hopefully i will think of somemore ...

[Hyde]

oh wow. over a year now and it's still going on. i love you guys!!

430:
You've stopped argueing to others about the superiority of Jay Chou because you know that argueing with the inferior unelightened species will only hurt your health. It's their loss.
431:
You have stopped feeling guilty about putting him with your family in your list of loved ones. And have started considering him above them.
432:
Every single Birthday/ Christmas/ NewYears/ ChineseNewYears/ Halloween/ Easters/ Valentines/ St.Patricks/ Thanksgiving/ Aids Awareness card/present you've recieved in the past 2 years have had a Jay Comment/Picture/Joke/Lyrics in it.
433:
You make a list of Jay-Related Holidays: Jay's Birthday: Jan 18th/Debut Album Release Date: Nov 1st/First time I heard a Jay Song: July 12th/First time I saw Jay Chou in Person: Feb 28th/Jay's Vancouver Concert: Feb 29th.......... And you Celebrate Them.

[jaylover_ryke]

this is so fun!!!
431:bash every1 hu sez he sucks or he's ugly
432:listen to radio everyday jux 2 hear his name being mentioned and to hear his songs being played
433:relate everything you see to his mvs and his song lyrics
434:perform his songs in every talentquest you join
435:scream wheneva you c a pic of him and gaze 4 very long,whereva you are
436:when you hear jay's song played in a shop,you stop outside the shop or just pretend to browse thru until the song finishes
theres alooot more!!!!!
437:repeat the same point lyk "jay is sooooo cute" to ur frenz until they go mad and they start to tell you to shut up
438:listen to jay's songs in the middle of tuition and endure the scoldings
439:bug ur parents to buy every jay merchandise you see and whine if they dont..
440:count down to every event bout jay lyk..count down for his nu album

[missTBA]

441: shout at anyone who says jay chow instead of jay chou (choh) because it's the WRONG WAY - WRONG WAY!!!

442: get arrested for going around in the middle of the night cutting asian men's hair and leaving behind blatant graffiti spelling "diao" or "zhou jie lun" in chinese characters, all in hopes of spreading the jay-ness

[Jaded butterfly]

Just thought of two ....

443. you are thinking of getting a tatto that says 'diao' in chinese characters

444. you have changed your surname to Chou and have thought of the names you are going to give to your kids when you have them with Jay ....

[stargirl]

445: You spend up to half an hour at the local store and get your family involved for the great JAY PEPSI BOTTLE hunt... because the little buggers are soo elusive but you just CANT drink from a bottle with Aaron on it unless you get a Jay one as well!
446: You try to lick a moving bus miss so wait at the bus stop till it comes back and try again.
447: You go to a popular tourist destination but instead of taking photos of the attractions you take phots of the REAL attraction - the jay poster on the wall! and you have to get it from every angle and ponder from which side does jays nose look cuter.
448: You cant speak a word of chinese but when you find someone that does you spurt random Jay lyrics and try to look like you are trying to have an intellectual conversation.
449: You enrolled in your new school as 'Mrs Jay Chou'

[ask4more_jay]

ha ha ha i fit most of these discriptions!! lolz~~ i bet a lot of you do too!

[jay_is_cute]

today i stepped in dog poo and guess what the first thing i thought of was? the time jay stepped in dog poo! :excited: so...

450. everything that happens in your life you allude to jay. and it makes you feel like you have so much in common with jay.

451. your chinese teacher dictates the word jie in a pinyin test, and you automatically add lun to it. then you realize what you did and quickly erase it.

this is fun! :tongue:

[phoebe]

i only buy jay's original albums + mvs - but i try out others copy cds ! ha. ha.
there's only jay's cds on my cd player and in my car - all his original cassettes .
i only surf jay related forum .

[Yuki]

Im sorry if thr has been one like this.... but dont have the time to read all.....>"<

452. You will not answer to anything other than Jie-Lun's gf OR Jay's wife.

453. If u have a bf.... u make him (basically FORCE him) to dress like Jay.... talk like Jay.... sing Jay's songs... not allow him to say any bad words OTHER than 'Diao'...... and if ur really obsessed.... ur make ur bf go for plastic surgery!!!

454. Any article with just Jay's NAME on it.... u buy..... if it has his picture u buy 3 copies.... if it has a poster... u buy 10 copies....

455. If you read a bad article on Jay.... u find out WHO wrote it.... and plan on ReVenGE!!!

456.Before putting ur Jay posters on the wall..... u wrap it with plastic and do it as careful as possible... just in case u crease the wallpaper......

457. U TALK to ur Jay posters....

458. When u overhear any OTHER girl talking about Jay.... u walk up to her and Start screaming "he's MINE ALL MINE!!!!!"

HAhahahahah.....

[Hyde]

457. U TALK to ur Jay posters....


O__o.
I do that. ;____;

I seriously do.
I mean. JUST NOW.
I posted something. And i looked @ my Jay Chou FantasyPLUS poster which is closest to me right now.

And I was like, 'Jay, I bet you'll be proud of me.'
And then I said, 'I wish you'd talk back.'

And it didn't.
And that made me sad.

[Yuki]

Hehehe...... I actually put that up cause I do that too..... when Im bored.... or when I just think Jay's poster is too darn cute..... I'll just say..... Haih.... Jay.... ur so cute....>"< And I talk to his posters when Im in a bad mood....>"<

[rainbowballoon]

rofl.. that list is so funny! =)

I should just go buy a 'Tornado' bread from BreadTalk and eat at KFC one of these days.. haha

Anyway, I've got two to add although I'm not too good at these.

18) When you start mumbling in your daily life like Jay does in his songs

19) When you start disliking/boycotting all the female stars linked with him cos you think only you are the best for Jay =)

[supa-twin]

lol I haven't read this thread in awhile.. There are some really creative and hilarious "signs of obsession" :D

459) going through your grandma's closet and seeing her sweaters, you are immediately reminded of Jay
460) seeing exit signs in Chinese ("chu kou") you think of "jie kou" which again reminds you of Jay
470) you dress as Jay for Halloween. or a jasmin orange. or a ninja. or the letter 'J'..

[akane_chou]

lol* i kiss his pics too... lots of times...hehe.. erm...
you spend all ur hard saved allowance to buy an original cd. not willing to buy a pirated one.
you spend on his merchandise; rings, necklaces and postcards just for him, knowing that u wont get any cash soon but u splurge on it anyway...

btw..i have to go shopping for red hooded sweaties... i tot capricorns were suppose to like blue more than red...

[lin_mingqi]

You're obsessed with Jay Chou if:

~Jay-Chou.net is your homepage.
~you have a separate iPod devoted only to Jay Chou music
~You bought a piano/keyboard and painted it pink
~You take your new girlfriend/boyfriend to your grandma's house (haha - wo xiang dai ni hui wo de wai po jia -- Simple Love)

People ... i need help. X P

[yingyingxxx]

hmm...

you start counting the number of days, hours and even minutes to his concert (that's what i did :happy: )

you start finding all the words which contained JAY in it.. eg. deeJAY, JAY-walking..

when you play cards with your friends you take out a jay picture, knowing that it will bring you luck(that's exactly what i do!! :D )

you NEVER miss out on any news about him

i think most of us are already jay-obsessed. :-)

[eimiie]

OOO.. i have a good one. it happened to me in french class in fact!
You`re obsessed if when you see the word "chouchou" in french class and the teacher asks you to pronouce it, you say it. "Chou Chou" like jaychou chou, rather than the way it should actually be pronounced: "shoe shoe."
LOL. :-D

[akane_chou]

oohh...i came up with lots... but my comp is too slow for me to read all...anyway, this is wat i came up with:

>ur diary/notebook is scribbled with his name. in fact, on every page.
>u hear his voice all d time in ur head, just a plain voice, like in d luan wu chun qiu phone call part...
>u start to think dat everytime u on d radio, male singers sound a bit like him and dat makes u pay more attention.
>u type these things in ur handphone so u dont forget.
>u r so into him, u have to tear[TEAR!!!] ur eyes away from his picture, regretfully n resenting ur homework, household chores or job.
>u spend more time than u should, gazing ruefully at his picture, wishing he was behind u giving u dat back massage u were longing for and kissing ur neck at that[duznt apply to guys..hehe...]
>u clobber anyone with ur high heels if they insult Jay.
>ur handphone profile has Jay's name.
>ur handphone's wallpaper/screensaver has Jay's name or his picture.
>u sleep late so u can post in Jay forums.
>the username u use in any games includes Jay's name, including d highscore on pinball.
>ur bf messages u three to four times just to tell u he duznt want to talk about Jay anymore, altho he's been a longer Jay fan.
>u convert from being a Coke diehard to a Pepsi lover[all cos Jay advertises for Pepsi]. u drink coke only if u neccessarily HAVE to. and u do it grudgingly.
>u skim thru chinese newspapers looking for pics, ads or news despite not knowing how to read chinese.
>u dont read d newspaper at all. in fact, u only touch d main/rest of d paper just for d comics. now, u run thru all of the sections[including d classifieds] for Jay's pic/ads.
>u beg a chinese-educated friend to read out d clipping u saw/cut out from a newspaper in a bookshop/ur insanely strict family member. and u know u'll get into trouble for that.
>u keep long hair to catch Jay's eye when he comes to ur country.
>u're so obssessed dat u r under d delusion dat he's in love with u.
>ur parents connect anything u say with only one thing: Jay. turns out that they're 99% correct all d time.
>the moment u open ur mouth to say something to ur frens, they automatically say 'no Jay, please' and u close ur mouth[bcoz wat u were gonna say was about Jay]
>the first word u say to ur frens on a normal day is 'Jay'[not 'hi'] and they instantly go 'aiyooooh' at the same time.
>ur room is plastered with posters, pics and ads.
>ur wallet/file has Jay's pic/profile.
>ur study room seat has Jay's profile on d seat, name on d back support and his name under d chair. nobody is allowed to put their bum on it. not even u.
>ur boyfriend is jealous of Jay and tries to make u jealous by saying that So-and-so is so pretty, cute, smart etc. and guess wat? u're not jealous. d moment he says all these, u smile serenely to urself.
>ur glasses/spectacles casing has his picture.
>u learn how to shake ur bootie so dat u might have a chance to become Jay's dance teacher/chereographer one day.
>before u sleep, u think about Jay, sum1 else then Jay again after everything else.
>u get all hyper just hearing that "deep, husky yet smooth, sexy and macho" voice. and u've got it on tape so u can hear it all d time.
>u sing automatically to any Jay song. and u know d lyrics.
>u r bf asks y is there a 'Jay's girl' on ur MSN nick when u r clearly his[ur bf's]
>u like SHE's Hou Niao bcoz Jay composed it.[originally. but hey, it is a good song.]

thats all i've came up with..so far.

[pamujung]

:excited: akane_chou, you run out the idea all of that !! and did you do all of that !?

I don't think I go on that type :sweat: I just can't help kick my ass to know his native language since someday I will be able to talk with him. I must have everything related to Jay on my day life. lol

[kylanixzue]

akane_chou: That was comical!! :-) Hahaha...i had a good time reading it..well i can say..MOST of it is true for me! The part where all my friends will be like.."not Jay again?!?!" :bleh:

All i can say is..I personally think this is a GOOD obsession. Well for me. :D

[tearstained7987]

i got a couple

~your friends get annoyed and everytime you are happy they ask you "Jay?" and then shake their heads
~everyone you know also knows about jay just because you told him about it. Even the caucasians
~you start mumbling his name randomly without knowing it
~ppl assume you actually know about the guy
~your notebooks are scribbled and full of jay
~you start planning your wedding and pick out whose gonna be your maid of honor out of your friends
~you drink pepsi and pour other ppls coke out just because jay sponsers pepsi

lol...and there is more but i dont feel like typing all of it out...

<3 amie

[enigmatic_phoenix]

hehe reading you people's messages on this topic is so funny!

what about you get really jealous of your friend who has the SAME INITIALS as Jay Chou...

well i do

[charmian]

hehe. I have to admit my obsession.

1) whenever i talk to my friends, not one conversation doesnt have Jay in it. :brows:
2) i debate with them for long hours about Jolin being pretty and She's Jay's gf. :rasp:
3) i spend long hours on this forums.
4) days dont go by without me reading news on jay
5) days dont go by without me listening to Jay's song
6) bah, i get jealous of jolin. But i hate her to bits :whistle:
7) That i'm all ready to marry jay. LOL!

bahs. I'm hopeless.

[rainbowballoon]

Yeah..

when you discover that you don't hate washing dishes after dinner for the family anymore cos while you wash and sing to jay's songs, time seems to fly by much faster and make the job more enjoyable. :D

[Pao-Pao]

When everytime you get a message to your cellphone from the boy/girl you like or everytime you watch in the movies a girl and a guy talking by messages you think of Jay in Romantic Cellphone!!!....that's what happens to me!!!

And when your friends don't like Jay and you get really frustated and start talking about him for hours....and hours...and hours...until your friends hung up on you or just walk away!! haha

[adiiidas]

hmmm im starting to become scared ... not because that a jay obsession is unhealthy, but its because even tho im a guy i display enough of these "symptoms" that worries me hahaha.

no no i dun wanna marry jay.....(thats just wrong) but yes i do note when other ppl have similar initials, especially my friend "jay chen" (who sings and dances alot...hmm) and i do sing jay chou songs when im doing repetitive or boring tasks like dish washing and waiting for the bus. My non-jay obsessed friends also give me weird looks every time im listening to music cuz they know its almost all that i listen to but they all know that if they wanna borrow jay CDs they know who to look for ^^.