The anti-Lin Chi Ling thread. "Why is Ms Lin such a ding-a-ling?" (ugly pix welcome!)

[ene]

I know A LOT of men LURRRRVE her but seriously, why oh why? :glug: I wish she'd stop it with her high-pitched whiny voice. I hate it when she bats her eyelids and acts all cutesy and pouty and of course, it works because all the men around her turn putty :rolleyes:

I know this sounds mean but you know that accident she had with the horse? I was like "Oh hooray! Someone doesn't like her! At last!!!"

:-)

EVERY SINGLE TIME I hear her hosting a show in her "breathy" voice, I just wanna hurl.

Btw, this is her, in case you have no idea who I'm talking about. She of the big big smile and big innocent eyes.

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-07/25/xinsrc_29207022510589371952919.jpg

And here's a shot of her with a sprained head, acting like ET.

http://static.flickr.com/2/2026020_8ea61f45d3.jpg

And and and ooh, she wore her bathrobe out in public!!!

http://img12.exs.cx/img12/9951/untitled0gb.jpg

[lemonchicken]

she sure is pretty though.
people say she has a "soft and gentle" voice but i guess the word "breathy" also describes it very well hahaha. the 2nd picture there is a classic - the neck does seem a little weird but still looks niiiice. your average male speaking here.
i guess looks are all you need to become at least a semi-celeb.

[jayx8318x]

Why do people have a hard time grasping the concept of an ANTI thread? This is a not a neutral discussion or opinion. You post because you are also Anti-X. :oops:

Anyways ene, thanks for starting this! I'm anti-celebs that are celebs for no good reason = Lin Chi Ling, Paris Hilton, etc... Since when does being a supermodel require talent and hard work? sheesh :rolleyes:

The cutesy act annoys the crap outta me, not just from LCL, but anyone. And I don't think she's *THAT* pretty either, I mean attractive - eh sure, but just typical. Plus I get that Amazonian vibe from her, being tall and all.

[ene]

I'm anti-celebs that are celebs for no good reason = Lin Chi Ling, Paris Hilton, etc... Since when does being a supermodel require talent and hard work? sheesh

GAAH!! Don't get me started on Paris Hilton. Have you seen that new MV of her doing that new song? GAWD.

Actually, you just gave me a BRILLIANT idea to start yet another Anti-X thread. At a later stage though. I don't wanna be known as the VIP that hates everything :rolleyes:

Anyway yes, back to LCL. Agree that she's attractive but seriously, so are 87,954 other girls in the world. It's just her stupid voice that gets to me. She's fine when she just stands and looks pretty but the moment she opens her mouth, I'm like *insert fainting smiley*.

Oh and another thing she does that annoy me? When she goes all dewy-eyed at some charity show or something, to show that she's got such a lot of heart and is really *feeling* for whatever cause the show is trying to raise funds for.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! It just G-R-A-T-E-S me no end :ranting:

And OMG, what. is. she. wearing?! What is with the aunty-top and gloves?!!

http://pigeond.net/photos/linchiling/36051820.IMG_8500copy.show.jpg

Whatever happened to her boobs here?!

http://chilee.typepad.com/spicy_chili/images/ling_zhi_ling_200.jpg

Oh. They fell out when she fell from the horse :rolleyes:

[milkified]

Lols thanks ene for this thread. :flowers:

Felt a lot like slapping her when she hugged those guys at one of the award shows (I can't remember which one but it's held one or two years ago).

Wanted to kick her so much when she does her signature pose, the one where she always say 'Chi Ling jie jie bang ni jia you oh... bla bla bla...'. :bigyuck:

And she cries in almost every episode of Chih Yung Power over those so-called sad love stories told by a bunch of girls. Can't she save her tears for something more meaningful? :dry:

[jayx8318x]

http://chilee.typepad.com/spicy_chili/images/ling_zhi_ling_200.jpg


wah? That's her signature pose? Quick someone get her a calendar, it's not Shanghai 1942 anymore, and she doesn't appear to be in a kung fu flick or Beijing opera. There's no excuse for such a corny pose.

[aznjayhunter]

wah? That's her signature pose? Quick someone get her a calendar, it's not Shanghai 1942 anymore, and she doesn't appear to be in a kung fu flick or Beijing opera. There's no excuse for such a corny pose.

PWAHAHAHAHAHA :lolabove:
thats so true though. she thinks shes a goddess from like 300 BC :D

[spongebob]

ahhahah!
"Why is Ms Lin such a ding-a-ling?"
hmm, what is she? A Model?
Is she the one that Mc Hotdog says: "Lin Zhi Ling suan shen me"..????

[dazzlette]

I absolutely can't stand her too! I'm glad that there are normal people out there.

*start rant*

What in the world is so good about her?? I personally don't think she is pretty at all. Yeah, she has nice features, but a lot of other models have that too. How in the world can she be like Taiwan's Number One Top Model?!?! Seriously, her popularity just shows how superficial men are. And I hate the way the media in Taiwan portray her. Like as if she is the fantasy of all men. OH PLEASE!!! :bigyuck: The worst part is that she believes that to be true too and goes along with it too. Come on, have some decency!! I think the truly hot people don't think they are hot even if like everyone tells them so.

And about her voice. I recall a long time ago she didn't always speak like that. Now she talks like that ALL THE TIME!!! This just goes to show that she's faking it!! Wake up all you stupid men!!!!!

*end rant*:

[ene]

:lolabove: dazzy that was one funny post. I can almost imagine you hopping mad while writing that post. :D

Felt a lot like slapping her when she hugged those guys at one of the award shows (I can't remember which one but it's held one or two years ago).
I know the show you're talking about!! I think she hugged Tony Leung and one other guy, right? Was it Andy Lau? And then of course, the media went on to make a HUGE hooolabaloo about it. Like, "ooh, did her boobs touch his chest?! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!".

Good gawd. We live in a sad world.

Wanted to kick her so much when she does her signature pose, the one where she always say 'Chi Ling jie jie bang ni jia you oh... bla bla bla...'
Hahahaha. I know that one!!! I HATE IT TOO!! And then she'd top it all off with a clench fist doing a "jia you" pose, right? OMG. That. is. totally. gross.

And yes, she seems to be always crying over something. It's like her tears are on auto-tap. It flows on demand :rolleyes:

hmm, what is she? A Model?
Is she the one that Mc Hotdog says: "Lin Zhi Ling suan shen me"..????
Yep, that's the one. MC Hotdog rapped about her in his "Taiwan Mei" song, eh?

I wonder if she goes to bed every night thinking "Ahh! I'm so pretty, the world loves me!!"

I couldn't resist and found yet more gross pix of her. "Enjoy".

"Yes, I am acting like a retard but the boys still love me. How dumb."
http://tw.image.news.yahoo.com/xp/udn/20060902/03/2080154506.jpg

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING MY DEAR GIRL?!?!
http://www.peacehall.com/news/images/2005/09/200509291318sport_ent3.jpg

And you know what's sad? Men actually think she's hot. :sick:

[lattae]

I agree with Karen. What is she good for? What is her talent? Creep people out with her whiny voice? Please... get a life LCL.

[ene]

OMG. I found more gross pictures of her. Ah, my eyes!! :oops:

The nun beside her looks much better. And what's with the uber tight skirt worn so high up her waist??!
http://www.shm.com.cn/images/2005-07/30/xin_010702302048632282716.JPG

This is so gross, I can't even find words to describe it. She's got a man-eating flower on her chest!
http://finance.asiaec.com/money/yule/images/picwt1gj8bq.jpg

Polka-dots, stripes and a cowboy hat. Brilliant.
http://image2.sina.com.cn/ent/2004-12-13/1102920055__laqBW.jpg

Has anyone noticed how her head is almost *always* cocked to one side? It's like she's got a permanent right-side sprain or something :rolleyes:

[dazzlette]

Yay! This thread is alive. OMG I've wanted to rant about her for the longest time.

ene I believe she was trying to do a "Chun Li"... *puke puke puke*

A long time ago I read about how she is Taiwan's NO.1 model and that everything she endorses, sells. The thought of that makes me sick. How stupid can men get?!?! So what if you buy these products??? It's not like you can even get close to LCL...

And a media darling?? :bigyuck: From what I've seen of her, her responses are all air-head like. The only reason why people are taken in by it is because with every reply that she gives, she will smile "sweetly" back. OMG, her smile is so damn FAKE!! Even Patty's smiles are more real.

edit:

ahhhhh... ene I can feel my blood pressure going up... Looking at her pictures just makes me mad mad mad!! Because I think of all the stupid men out there who are taken in by her..... URGH!

[kewlpiggy88]

i think the media likes her because her EQ is pretty high. anyway, a lot of people make fun of her voice, even she makes fun of it too. anyway, she's a model, i don't think she can really choose what she gets to wear.

[ene]

Er, this is the Anti-X website which means it is for people who HATE Lin Chi Ling? :rolleyes:

Is there no one else who hates her? Wow. I'm amazed.

[-vIt-]

I guess LCL is ok. I don't hate her that much-> not as much as 5566 :D

But her voice really annoys me. She is already 30+ and still acts and sound like a 10 year old, or maybe younger. I seriously hate her voice, I think she would hate it too. But of course, it depends if she made it up or it's her natural voice.

I never thought LCL was pretty nor cute. She was just has a "sweety" face that attracts the guys. I really don't know why she became Taiwan's prettiest girl..

I hate her hair too. Can't her hairstylist change to something better? Especially the way she parts her hair in the middle. It looks like a bum, cracked right in the middle.

[tenshi_dew]

I hate her hair too. Can't her hairstylist change to something better? Especially the way she parts her hair in the middle. It looks like a bum, cracked right in the middle.

LOL ^ I cracked up when I read that. But yeah, it sort of does look like a bum :dry:

Anyway, I don't get why people call her Taiwan's most beautiful girl. She's attractive, and I guess 'pretty', but no way is she the MOST beautiful. I bet there are tons of girls in Taiwan 1000x who are more pretty than her, and I bet they don't have Lin Chi Ling's annoying as hell voice. either

And that's another thing: her voice. It's so whiny and fake and it seems like she's doing that voice to go along with her sweet image.

[LayRyan]

haha i admit I like her look... sometimes she is really pretty, especially in her ads. But I agree, I also dont like her voice, I was shocked when I heard it for a first time because it sounds really annoying and so childish... I mean she is 32 or 33? Maybe she will still sound like that with 80 lol

[ene]

And that's another thing: her voice. It's so whiny and fake and it seems like she's doing that voice to go along with her sweet image.
It makes me wonder how she sounds like in real life, away from the camera. Or oh, she doesn't actually have a real life. She just sounds constantly whiny and "sweetie-pie". Can you imagine being stuck in a verbal fight with her? Oh. My. God. I'd sooner die than to have a quarrel with her. My ears might start bleeding internally, having to put up with that whiny voice.

[smarks]

The sad thing is how men ALWAYS don't get why women hate and bitch about other women.

GAWD men seriously need to grow some eyes and brains. Sometimes, a girl can be such a bitch/flirt/slut/cutiepie/hypocrite, yet men ALWAYS find them cute/sweet/beautiful/wonderful/best gift to humankind.

Oh Well. And the worse thing is men ALWAYS think uncool and un-hot girls are freaking gorgeous and smoulderingly sexy. [Psst, think Jolin.] Not that I hate Jolin, but is Jolin that beautiful?

Don't get Miss Lin's appeal though. She's not very pretty. There are tons of other more gorgeous Asian girls out there. She's tall yeah yeah and she has a supposedly hot bod yeah yeah. But seriously. Oh rah. She seriously looks like she belongs in a kinky nurse outfit hamming it up in an ahem FHM.

[ene]

sushii OMG. Those are some gross pix of her you've got there. Thank you for providing a link instead of putting up the photos directly!

She seriously looks like she belongs in a kinky nurse outfit hamming it up in an ahem FHM.
Which is PRECISELY the reason men are in lurrrrve with her! They imagine her in a kinky nurse uniform with that whiny voice.

:sick:

You know that rumour about her and Jerry Yan? I don't know who to pity more. LOL!!!!

[smarks]

Sniggers. Well, at least both of them have a lack of talents and a vocie to match.

Man, I wonder if their ears experience a buzzing sound after hearing each other's whiny voice. God bless them.

[spongebob]

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-09/23/xinsrc_472090323140296846269.jpg
YEAH! We finallt caught her, let's slay her now. :gun:

[Chun Li]

Actually, in real life, I don't find her pretty, just cute. But when she does the haute couture fashion thing, I guess it's all right.

I don't really think she's got all that substance, and I have no idea why she's so popular. I kind of like Paris Hilton better, because at least she's trashy and its entertaining. hehehe.

[chu_bear]

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ent/s/h/2006-09-21/0688a5c8a472dfa1092a78eb407cd83e.jpg
^ ewwwwww
http://pic.northeast.cn/0/01/08/78/1087875_404538.jpg
^ double ewwwww
http://img04.21cn.com/2006/08/10/20060810085244f1d93.jpg
^ ubbber ewww
http://photo.xicn.net/UTJQcVNva0w0NFpvdUR3b3hpY25tYWluc2l0ZXBpY3BhdGg=/2006/08/13/255988_3_small.jpg
^ yes this is her :whistle: not lying
http://33te.com/images/portray/200412812413267148.jpg
^ :glug: :glug: :glug: :glug:

[ene]

:lolabove: Those are seriously bad pictures of her, especially the first one. She looks like a devil incarnate :rolleyes:

And that purple dress! And those shoes!!! OMG!!! :shock:

Everytime she comes on tv, I have this immense urge to switch channels. Tsk tsk.

[chiccox3]

i just hate her cutesy image overall. i mean, act your age please! there gets to be a certain point when acting cute just doesn't work anymore...and i actually dont think shes very pretty! i feel theres so many more beautiful women out there with talent that deserve the attention she gets. ugh.

[judes]

hi everyone, this is one of the handful of threads that we may have a problem with, so i want to draw your attention to the guideline change:

http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/showthread.php?p=662808#post662808

where we will refrain from calling someone a slut or a whore, i'm not sure if anybody has called anyone that in this thread, but just to be sure. we can all be more mature in our choice of phrases instead of using such base language.

thanks!

[Ah-Han]

wow, she looks pretty on some pics haha, but when i first heard about her accident with the horse, I just thought she was too dumb to ride a horse ><, I might be wrong, but somehow it was silly and her voice... omg that's soooo annoying, I can't stand her kiddy voice and her I-Am-So-Cute acting

[*meow]

OMG i can't believe i'm missing out on this. i'm slow. :sweat:

anyways. i just looked through every post and i just wanted to say YES to everything. especially what dazzy said. (ooh dazzy really hates LCL.)

i totally hate her saccharine-sweet voice!!! she's like what THIRTY YEARS OLD! even if her voice is naturally like that, she does not need to keep acting cute to go with the voice!!! it irritates and irks people. (like me.) i don't understand why such an old woman needs to act cute. at this age, shouldn't she be more mature?! :sick:

i mute the tv when she talks. :whistle:

Ah-Han- you must be the only guy around who hates her!!! (no wonder you're a hana kimi descendant~ :wink2: )

[fate_destiny]

I just can't stand her acting cute and virtuous. The way she speaks, I totally agree with your comment, *meow!

She's just such a .. act cute? I have no idea. But she's too gentle i really guess she is a fake.

[sushii]

recent news about her! credits:asianfanatics.net
CBNANDO.com


December 22, 2006—The 41st Taiwan Golden Bell Awards rocked Kaohsiung in West Taiwan last night. Dizzying stars walked the red carpet for the gala. A “Best and Worst Dress List” was unearthed after the award presentation.

Familiar with the neutral dressed Ella (a member of S.H.E, a Taiwan-based famous female trio), Ella gave the audience and judges a pleasant surprise with a sweet and lovely dress. Beyond all doubt, She beat out the region's supermodel Chiling Teng Shin. Taiwan supermodel in yellow dress, TV host Dee Hsu in black dress were forced to the second and third place.

On the other hand, well-received TV emcee Patty Hou, actress Teng Shin and supermodel Chiling Lin listed as the top three "Worst Dressed Stars" at the award ceremony.


hahah..someone in the forum said she made her own dress for that event ..but it didn't turn out so great..
heres a pic
http://images.asianfanatics.net/gallery/albums/userpics/72652/459140444.jpg

this surely is one ugly dress.it look like she sewed it from a curtain in her house or something..><

[tenshi_dew]

hahah..someone in the forum said she made her own dress for that event ..but it didn't turn out so great..
heres a pic
http://images.asianfanatics.net/gallery/albums/userpics/72652/459140444.jpg

this surely is one ugly dress.it look like she sewed it from a curtain in her house or something..><

Is she trying to go for the whole maiden thing from the Middle Ages? Yeah, the dress just doesn't look good. And what's with the necklace around her neck? It looks like it's choking her...

[ene]

this surely is one ugly dress.it look like she sewed it from a curtain in her house or something..><
:lolabove: I was about to post that her dress looks like she ripped the curtain from her flat and put it together for the walk down the red carpet. Then I saw your comment saying the exact same thing :D

I can't believe this thread is still going strong. Looks like there are quite a few LCL haters out there. Woohoo!

[tomato_0]

lol, this thread is hilarious! i reckon her legs look like wonky knobs. its unnatural XP

[jayx8318x]

lmao @ the dress, I read the comments first before seeing the dress, so it was even funnier. The top part of the dress looks promising, but the bottom is, well like everyone said, looks like a curtain. She's so pale though!

[ene]

She's so pale though!

I believe paleness is a form of beauty in Taiwan and many parts of Asia. In fact if you're tanned and healthy-looking, you'd be looked upon with disdain. Any wonder why whitening creams are all the rage? It's just gross.

I found more pix of the dingaling:

http://the-wrench.blogspot.com/lin_chiling_gq.jpg

It looks like the designer ran out of cloth when he made this dress for her.
http://www.kahsoon.com/images/lin_chi_ling3.jpg

Yet more missing cloth.
http://www.kahsoon.com/images/lin_chi_ling4.jpg

Her boobs look rather odd here.
http://www.kahsoon.com/images/lin_chi_ling6.jpg

Her dress looks like something out of the early 1980s. It grates me everytime she smiles this way :crazy:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/kawariver/chihyung.jpg

This just looks like soft porn. Am sure the boys love it :rolleyes: Click here to view (http://www.agroove.net/media/chiling_lin_035.jpg)because the picture is HUGE.

[simplyjennifer]

kissing some old man
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:5RpHaJG4kC2g5M:http://bbs.cpcw.com/blog
advert or porn? then again what is she trying to sell here?
http://news.iader.com/daiyan/h001/h07/img200608140514093.jpg
^ maybe her skin?

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8947/attachmentcgixe2.pngno make-up

[tenshi_dew]

http://the-wrench.blogspot.com/lin_chiling_gq.jpg


Ew. Why am I suddenly reminded of those boob-popping outfits that Jolin seems to be fond of wearing.

And that last picture simplyjennifer posted of her with no makeup. Hm...Taiwan's No. 1 Prettiest Model? Um....NO!

Is it just me or is her teeth really gross?

[Chun Li]

I think she can be considered cute but she has absolutely no personality whatsoever. And I don't think she can even get mad, right? Like, what happens to her when she gets mad? Is it like that girl from HEROES with that murderer side? haha.

[bingcherry]

i don't get it either. i mean she looks ok, but not beautiful or anything. i just don't see it. why is she so beautiful? she looks pretty normal to me.

[rockfaerie]

i didnt know who she is, because i live in Malaysia and they don't show much Taiwan ads here but i saw her in some awards before. She looks ok, tall, porcelain skin. then i looked up youtube.

I BLOODY HATE HER VOICE.

god damn it, she sounds like a chipmunk with a bad cold. and she's sooo icky "im a model, everybody loves me hehehehe Jia you! " SLAPS!
another stupid bimbo in the business.

[Sha]

I didn't know who she was but after reading this, it made me curious...and I'm always up for some bashing of brain-dead girls.

So I checked her out on Youtube and :rasp:

She's just another one of those silly Asian girls that like to sa jiao (is that how it's spelt? Prob not) and whine. Cos they think it's cute. And yeah, the sad thing is that it does work on guys. Not sure why really. So I asked a guy friend and he said something about it making him feel protective. Blah de blah de blah.

What can you do.

But seriously, everytime I hear a girl doing that, it makes my hair stand on end. Not good.

[ene]

god damn it, she sounds like a chipmunk with a bad cold. and she's sooo icky "im a model, everybody loves me hehehehe Jia you! " SLAPS!
another stupid bimbo in the business.
:lolabove: That made me laugh out loud. You've got it right there - a chipmunk with a bad bad cold. :D

So I asked a guy friend and he said something about it making him feel protective.
Sadly, in this world we live in, many men love such women who act all defensiveless and pitiful, like a sad little animal. I guess you'd always need such women to allow men to be all powerful and macho. :nunchuks:

[li shan]

dont' really know much about her, but this thread gave quite a fine intro on ms. lin heheh


Her boobs look rather odd here.
http://www.kahsoon.com/images/lin_chi_ling6.jpg
Her dress looks like something out of the early 1980s. It grates me everytime she smiles this way :crazy:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/kawariver/chihyung.jpg


wow. BOOBS. NO BOOBS. inflatable, no?

[simple_girl]

^ haha that person who posted up the pics are right...lin chi ling has inflatable boobs

yeah i dislike her too..models and supermodels are suppose to know how o strike a pose and ive seen none of that so it amazes me how she became taiwan's no.1 model..so what if she's tall for a chinese girl she's shorti n the modeling world..she cant strike a pose to save her life...
yeah HATE her voice...saw her on youtube doing a tvb interview and her voice was starting to give me the shits like she talked like a child and she talked like she just got taught how to talk...very annoying
yeah wtf is with the cute look..its not cool when your a model..i thoguht they were suppose to be pretty, hot and sexy...she is like another form of rainie yang..except rainie yang doesnt speak in that a retarded voice in her 30's (your not ayumi hamasaki..your voice isn't worth millions and didn't make you the highest paying entertainer in japan)

[babyxv]

I don't hate her, nor am I anti-Lin Chi Ling... but I DO think she is EXTREEEEEMELY overrated. The general public in Taiwan revere her as THE top Taiwanese SUPERMODEL but I don't think she's doing much to maintain her occupation as a "supermodel".. nor are her modeling skills top-notch or anything

[rachipoo]

okay just wanna clarify thsi for chiling UR NOT A MODEL. u are a crap poser!!!!! u ARE JUST AN AVERAGE GIRL WHO IS WILLING TO RUB A FEW OLD GUYS SHOULDERS AND OTHER STUFF...SHUDDDER..
ur signature pose is crap...u will never be the nest kate moss, mischa barton or twiggy..
ur voice is horrandous ur like 30 so stop acting like ur a 15years ols... even my sis doesnt talk like a retarded screw-up liek you...
i cant honestly say they chinese guys love you but the aussie guys don't...pssttt we have better lookign models in the western world...and yes they do pose properly and yes they don't speak like a retard..
HERE is some tip honey...just quit ehile you at it..ur gone this fair coz u have connections..connections we dont wanna know ....and no u and jolin do not have the lovliest or longest legs..the world world had seen better gaile lok...maggie q....oh and cameron diaz and mischa barton..I CAN go on all day...