(Sept 1-8, 2006) WMZY & Wacky Jay Merchandise Endorsement week

[Smonkkey]

Welcome JC.net members! Within days WMZY will be having a not only wonderful but super sexy theme week. As you can tell by the title its called WMZY & Wacky Jay Merchandise Endorsement week!!!!!!!!!! :brows:
When September comes around the corner WMZY members will be sporting nifty banners of wacky items that jay just happened to endorse somehow. :wink2:
BUT! Thats not all. IF you're a JC.net member, and ONLY if you're a JC.net member, you are able participate in this event. Anyone who posts their banner, that applies to the theme, in this thread will get a special gift from me... eventually :brows: . You'll regret it if you don't! Trust me.



Particpants!

Representing WMZY:

Smonkkey
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/smonkkey/jaymonkeybanner.gif

macdawn
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/macdawn/banners/pantyhose.gif

ene
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/smonkkey/diaopurse.gif

jayx8318x
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/jayhottypants/jay-endorses.jpg

spork
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Sporkula/Misc/WMZYthmwk.jpg

dazzlette
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/dazzlette/lipglossbanner.jpg

eunicezy
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9840/wmzysu0.gif


WMZY <3s


aznjayhunter
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9766/diaochoudogfood3nj3.png

jaychou_21 c/o CS
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6512/zwmzytwbrentyi9.gif

pureintuiti0n
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/pureintuiti0n/jayadver.jpg

gifted1
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7066/diaoplzzi7.png

-vIt-
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/kagimoto56/theme-2.jpg

yukiko c/o DK
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/yukie/wacky.jpg

aina c/o KANR
http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7656/wmzyzi0.jpg

lattae c/o KANR
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lattae/jcnet/wmzybanner.gif

pamujung c/o CS
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/amino/WMZYWeek.jpg

Starylosophy
http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/4206/untitled2copywl2.jpg

stitchphil c/o SA
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/stitchphil/WMZYThemeweek4th.jpg

---------------- JCNet Scavenger Hunt ---------------
begin your journey by clicking here (http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/showthread.php?p=780081)


Are you willing to have sex with jay every night? He is.
(Don't PM him, just observe him closely for next clue)

EDIT: inserted words in italic +
look at this post (http://jay-chou.net/forums/showthread.php?p=781049&postcount=99) if you need extra clues


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[macdawn]

Smonk, are you offering free lapdances to non-WMZY'ers????

*grabs Smonk and drag him back into WMZY secret room*

Okay, okay, we're going make this a one week offer... if you join our theme week now, Smonk will give you a really reallly special limited edition free gift :brows:

Theme Event Information:
In conjunction with Jay's latest album launch, and also to celebrate JCNet's new look, WMZY also launches the latest range of Jay endorsements. :happy:

For details on jay's new endorsements, check out the banners of the many WMZY'er roaming around the forum. If you are lucky, we may even offer free samples of the endorsed item! :brows:

While stocks last!!

-MacDawn

[Smonkkey]

Dawnie, i'm not exactly giving out lapdances, something even better. Something that will last more than 5 minutes.

[ene]

Hm....why is it only us WMZYers in here ? :? Me thinks that we don't have enough members to create enough awareness that the theme week is happening like

NOW.

:rolleyes:

[jayx8318x]

And reminder to actually POST your banners/avatars as well so we have a record of them. Yes I know I'm guilty of not having one, but just please remember to do so.

[ene]

Ok, here's my banner. It'd be nice to look back to see what we did for all our theme weeks!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/smonkkey/diaopurse.gif

Thank you again Smonks! :kisschee:

[spork]

*runs in waving a pack of Pampers Diapers around* dan-dannnnnn!!!! Sporky is present with her Jay-endorsed product...diapers!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Sporkula/Misc/WMZYthmwk.jpg

[dazzlette]

Jay wears lip gloss..... :laughing:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/dazzlette/lipglossbanner.jpg

Looks like he can't even put it on properly.... :rolleyes:

(ok ok it's my poor photoshoping skills.. :shy: )

[ene]

dazzy Your banner is really funny. Jay with pink lip gloss! :roll:

AND WHERE IS YOUR BANNER KAREN?! :whip:

[lattae]

naughty naughty Karen :rolleyes:

So. Hmm. I suppose other group members are supposed to join in :worry:

[junnleenfaah]

aww you guys, i'm loving these banners (= but where's the rest of them!?!

*gets in line for free samples and smonkkey's limited edition free gift*

[aznjayhunter]

lalalalalalahhhhhhhh...
here comes the first banner by a non-social grouper!

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9766/diaochoudogfood3nj3.png

well i dont know if its wacky enough, but thats my 2 cents! haha.
btw, i love the diao lip gloss for men, dazz!

[spork]

Mmmm Diao Chou! :roll: that's clever

I think if Jay came out with Diao lipgloss, I'd probably buy one...just because :P but not the same shade Jay is wearing in the banner, hehe.

If anyone has a particular banner in mind that they wanna make, but don't have time to make it, I'm willing to help hint hint :P

[jaychou_21]

:lolabove:

I love that one by dazzlette, the Diao lip gloss for men! LMAO. That was soo cute it's funny. And macdawn's uber posh Ninja Panty Hose cracks me up. :roll:

Hmm hmm... I want to join too but I don't have any ideas on what to endorse yet. :hmm:

[eunicezy]

Hee! Here's mine.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9840/wmzysu0.gif

Multi-coloured eyelash! There are coloured contacts around. So perhaps the next 'in' thing would be coloured eyelash! Whats more, the ones Jay is endorsing are multi-coloured! :excited:

Woo! Looking forward to Smonkks's gift now!

[jayx8318x]

haha stop whipping me! OK I finally did it, I ran through so many different things, and just finally decided on the most unlikely >.<

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/jayhottypants/jay-endorses.jpg

[pureintuiti0n]

Can those who aren't in wmzy post banners?

[aznjayhunter]

Can those who aren't in wmzy post banners?

look in the first post! carefully! it says anyone could join :wink2:

[cs_omigosh]

eunicezy I totally love ur banner!! It's really creative ^^

and ooh..Karen's banner is a little daring..hee

[Smonkkey]

Have you ever sat down and though, wow, i'm really hungry right now, i really want a monkey to cook me a grilled cheese sandwich? Or maybe there was a spider in your room that you just wanted to kill but it was a spider that only a monkey could kill. Well wish no longer because you can know get a...

JAY MONKEY!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/smonkkey/jaymonkey.gif

Go to your store now and purchase a Jay Monkey. Each Jay Monkey is hand raised and every monkey has a different functions. There are Flushing Toilet monkeys, chew your food monkeys, even wash your hair monkeys! Its all random! Get one now, :wink2:


P.S. Thank you for those non-wmzy members for making a banner. After this theme week is over, you'll get your special prize :brows:

[gifted1]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7066/diaoplzzi7.png

Ladies and Gentlemen, please buy some Diao Syrup. It's straight from the company itself. Do you need a better Maple Syrup? Do you like Jay Chou? Do you like "Feng"? If so, BUY OUR LATEST MERCHANDIZE, DIAO SYRUP. It's secretly inspired by the song, "Feng".

(I'm not from WMZY though, thought I'd open Photoshop and do something with it... :roll: )

[-vIt-]

:excited:
Here's mine!

Look DIAO in just one wash!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/kagimoto56/theme-2.jpg

Haha. In that picture, Jay still has messy hair, but diao.:happy:

[ene]

Hahahahahaha. Those are brilliant banners! We want to see more! More wacky banners!!!

:bounce:

[ColaPoP]

Look DIAO in just one wash!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/kagimoto56/theme-2.jpg

Hahahha.. DIAO WASH??
I love Jay but I'm not sure I could ever use 'diao' to get cleaned...

It just makes me think I'll wash myself dirtier and dirtier :brows:

Awesome theme guys, some hilarious banners out there.
Love the contribution from the non-members too!

[yukiko]

here's my banner..
Do not take it in a serious way :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/yukie/wacky.jpg

[-vIt-]

Hahahha.. DIAO WASH??
I love Jay but I'm not sure I could ever use 'diao' to get cleaned...

It just makes me think I'll wash myself dirtier and dirtier

After reading that post, i just realised something..
damn. I forgot to state that it's a shampoo.
That's why I chose that pic of Jay- because his hair is very messy, but diao.
Oh well. Diao wash? haha

[aina]

I'm joining too..
not too late, huh?

here's my banner :brows:
http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7656/wmzyzi0.jpg

*licks* :bleh:

[lattae]

I wrecked my puny brains for something original. This is the best I can do.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lattae/jcnet/wmzybanner.gif

[pureintuiti0n]

Everyone wants to be diao like Jay. Now you can..

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/pureintuiti0n/jayadver.jpg

Although it only lasts for a few hours. But keep buying; you'll support jay!

(Yeah, my ad is kinda raw, but this is my first time using photoshop ;] )

lattae your drool bucket is hilarious!

[ene]

aina Love your banner! "Even Patty doesn't taste this good". :brows: Brilliant!

pin Drool bucket! That's a good one too. Love the shade of blue :D

pureintuition Thanks for joining but er, do take note of the banner size rule here (http://www.jay-chou.net/bannerrules.htm). Your banner looks really big!

[pamujung]

Pam is going to join WMZY theme week too <3

Yeh Jay might need one for getting away from those paparazzi eh

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/amino/WMZYWeek.jpg

credit : Cars the movie

[Starylosophy]

There are many hilarious and creative banners! :laughing: Here's mine, The Diao Headphones for your mp3 players! :happy:

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/4206/untitled2copywl2.jpg

[lattae]

can you imagine actually having diao as earphones :rolleyes:

[stitchphil]

Okay! Here's mine! PS is finally up, but now, I couldn't make out what I actually had in mind. :oops:

This is what I came out with:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/stitchphil/WMZYThemeweek4th.jpg

Nothing very fanciful, but at least it's better than the one done with MS Paint. :tongue:

[aznjayhunter]

lattae: HAHAHA!!! :roll: drool bucket! AND A POSTCARD! i love it!!

stitch: lol that picture of jay is adorable. i've never seen him wink AND blow bubbles at the same time :excited:

[spork]

:O I love all the little advertising catch phrases people are making up!!! ^_^

I love the Diao wash and Wan Mei ice cream ideas best...they're so dirty XD And the "do not be drunk, be diao!" ad is clever, hehe

And the Jay Monkey is so cute!!!! I want a Jay monkey now...

Big thanks to all the non-WMZY members who participated =) I definitely like the idea of opening theme weeks to non-group members as well, I think it livens up the forum a little :)

[aina]

*LOL* leak-proof drool bucket..

I want to buy a dozen of it :rolleyes:
But various colors, please !!! :roll:

[jaychou_21]

Hey guys! I find this theme week fun so I'm joining with you all.
I tried to be creative but I ended up with a cheap animated banner instead.
Kindly excuse the low quality. Jay's face was so messed up. :oops:
Here it is:


http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6512/zwmzytwbrentyi9.gif


And oh! It comes with a free voodoo doll cum toothpick holder too:

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/9633/ztdolllq1.jpg

[jayx8318x]

wah so many non-wmzy'ers participating, how exciting! Everyone surely has some creative banners, so what's the prize Smonks?

<i'm gonna edit your first post with all the banners!>

[chu_bear]

ok..mine's just cute and not too funny haha nothing special...
http://i1.tinypic.com/43y1f6c.jpg

[Smonkkey]

I love your banner chu_bear. Tasting the rainbow.... hrmmm, sounds good XD is there a diao flavor skittle?

Karen, the prize is a special edition poster of Jay Chou and his Diao...ness :brows: Wait... i don't think its suitable for all viewers... so i guess i'll have to go with my super back-up surprise. It will take me a few days to prepare.

[spork]

:roll: Your banner is cute chu_bear XD SkitDiao, I love it! tee.

edible toothpicks O_O garlic and chicken liver seem like interesting flavors for toothpicks...is there a Diao flavored toothpick too? XD

[aznjayhunter]

Smonkkey: LOL!!! jay's diao...ness hahahahah...but you're not suitable to view it either! you're only 17 :roll: adult contents is for 18+ :rolleyes:

[Smonkkey]

Well I may not be old enough, but Jay gave me permission to view it. I mean, how can he refuse me the opportunity to see his diaoness. We go way back after all.

[xanimeotakux]

i hope it's not too late to join the theme week. >.< i mixed up the days of this theme week with the dk's theme week. T_T

and for the banner, sorry, i have no photoshop, i used the paint program. T_T my sister wouldn't help me with this banner, but..hope you like it! ^^

[zjie]

haha..i just done a banner..by just insert some words in it..

[lattae]

haha..i just done a banner..by just insert some words in it..
I am not sure if you got the idea right, cos we are doing a Jay endorsement week. Now, we don't see that in your banner (unless you've changed it).

This is NOT an advertise for your own banner thread you know... :sweat:

[-vIt-]

This is NOT an advertise for your own banner thread you know...
haha, I don't know where he got that from, because even the title has nothing to do with advertising your own banner.

anyway, it's the 8th today. Time to take off the banners T-T
smonkkey- I'm underage to see Jay's diao..ness. I wouldn't like to see it anyway :bleh:
do I get another prize? :whistle:

[spork]

anyway, it's the 8th today. Time to take off the banners T-T
The 8th just started for me ^_^ I'm keeping my banner on until tomorrow, at the very least...well, the end of today because it's past 1 am on a friday morning already >_>

I guess I should start on that DK banner, heh.

Ooo...what prize will Smonks deliver?!?! I want in on this prize too, even if I'm in WMZY :P

[xanimeotakux]

lol, i got my dk banner ready..and i forgot to put '..still diao' on it. T_T i don't think my sister will help me. >.< so hm, maybe i'll sneak onto her computer tomorrow, go on photoshop, mess with the image, and get the words in! =D

[gifted1]

As it seems, the week is over? I removed my sig then! =/

[xanimeotakux]

i have about 7 more hours, i'll keep it up until then =)

[aznjayhunter]

whoop! looks like september 8th is over for me!

*rips banner off*

so wat do u hav to give us thats so mysterious smonks?? hopefully its jay's diaoness poster :rolleyes:

[spork]

A big thanks to everyone who participated in WMZY & Wacky Jay Merchandise Endorsement Theme Week ^_^
The thread was very lively with exciting and amusing and creative banners =D

[Smonkkey]

Thank you to everyone who participated in this theme week. The mysterious gift has gone into production. The gift will be revealed pretty soon.

Okay, i know you've guys waited over a week for your free gift, but it took a long time to train these monkeys. I don't really know how much you'll use these, but i wanted to give you all Jay Monkeys of your own. Right now there are only 3 types in stock so take your pick.

So first we have or "Surf Jay-Chou.net Monkey". For people who never have the time to go on j-c.net, these monkey's will surf for you. They'll rack up posts for you, but rep points wise its hard to tell. They'll either go way up or way down.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/smonkkey/computermonkey.gif
Not responsible if banned.

Next we have the "Throwing Poop" Jay monkey. If you ever get in a fight just whip out this baby and he'll take care of your enemies. They'll wish that they messed with you.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/smonkkey/poopmonkey.gif

Finally we have the "Fly Swatting" Jay Monkey. This monkey is very useful when you want to have a fly swatted. But most of the flies may come from the Fly Swatting Monkey.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/smonkkey/flymonkey.gif

[spork]

awwww...i'm tempted to sport one of those Jay Monkey avatars to let the whole world I have a Jay Monkey to either swat flies, throw poo, or rack up posts hehe.
thanks for the hard work you put into the prizes Smonks ^_^

[xanimeotakux]

lol, the prizes are so cute! ^_^ so we pick one, and use it whenever we need to?

[pamujung]

:roll:

that avies is so cute, smonk, I'm not dare to use one because there is no guarantee that I won't be banned lol

ermm that is mashimaru monkey XD

[Smonkkey]

Of course its not a mashimaru monkey, they're jay monkeys! Just stolen from mashimaru and trained the diao way.

Do whatever you want with the jay monkey. Even if you don't use it for anything, it will make your room smell better with its built in air freshener.

[-vIt-]

Oh my gosh! The avvies are so creative!

Poop throwing monkey?
And they can freshen up our rooms also?
Smonkkey you are funny, thanks for making the avvies! They're great prizes:brows:

[xanimeotakux]

i'm using the jcnet surfing monkey *crosses fingers to hope i won't get banned* haha