[JCNET Game] Make Fun of the Previous Poster!

[Jo]

i think i got what Karen was trying to do here (http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6167)...but i'm pretty sure she didn't intend it to be so intense =P...i'mma make it funny n intense

throw insults people! but no cussing, and please limit this to a friendly "poke fun" topic, not a direct and violent onslaught frenzy

this is similar to the "make a rumor" topic as well as the "say something nice about the previous poster" topic...its a combination really =)

you are to make up something to make fun of the person before you, rather than praising them, MAKE FUN OF THEM!

lets pretend Karen posted before me then =)

Karen, i love your hair! Mind if i borrow it for halloween?

(only an example, if this sounds stupid, or if the topic gets stupid, then i'll close it stupidly, no big stupid deal =)

[Mike]

Can it be like "Yo Momma" jokes?
(cause i can't think of anything right now)

Jo> yo momma's so old when God said "Let there be light" she turned on the light switch.

[JianDan[Ai]]

Mike...your so poor that when you broke your micro machines(small toy cars)...u ran cryin to your mom you broke the family car :bleh:

[Mike]

your mom's so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead just to 'make-up' her mind.

[JianDan[Ai]]

ur mommas so stupid she starved to death after gettin locked in a super market

[Smonkkey]

How about we get off the subject of moms... it would be a same if the person you made fun of didn't have a mom... like you guys... you have two days...sorry if i offended anyone...

[fungi]

but the your momma jokes can get really quite funny.. lol..
your momma's so fat she has to iron her clothes on the sidewalk and use a mattress as a sanitary pad. (it did not originate from me, read it somewhere!!) :dry:

[shouling]

Smonkkey the monkey man you smell funky~! :sick:
LOL~!

please be kind. I'm dellicate :angel: ....................NOT.
dish it out. lets see what you got~! :rasp:

[Smonkkey]

Smonkkey the monkey man you smell funky~! :sick:
LOL~!

please be kind. I'm dellicate :angel: ....................NOT.
dish it out. lets see what you got~! :rasp:

thats a great one :laughing: , thats such a good one, i'll take the blow for you... make fun of me instead! :oops:

[ashley]

Too late!

Shouling is so afraid of touching other people's feet that she'd rather smell them. (make no sense? it's not supposed to :bleh:)

[shouling]

Too late!

Shouling is so afraid of touching other people's feet that she'd rather smell them. (make no sense? it's not supposed :bleh:)

*Applauds*
using my foot fear against me. LOL~! :laughing:
verry good~!
i'm impressed you rememberd~! :excited:

o.k. Smonkkey you can take the next one for me~! LOL

[Smonkkey]

Ummm shouling, your so ugly, that your pretty.. there... i said it...

[jayx8318x]

Jo >> I really enjoy all the delicate poetry, beautiful graphics, and great translations you post, remember to thank your dad for us.

:secret: Jo's been absent lately cuz he's been trying to pick up fangirls at an F4 forum. He admitted it earlier today.


(another inside joke, when Jo first started posting here, he sounded WAY too mature for a teenager, so Quiet Boy accused him of having his dad type up his posts for him)

[shouling]

o.k. no one else is gonna have the balls to do this, so i guess i'll take the bullet for all you scaredy cats.

Karen: you obviously cant keep a secret, so i say that you have the a mouth SOOOOO BIG, you can fit a dump truck in it.

LOL~!
please dont punish me~! i repent. i repent~!
:laughing: :angel: :laughing: :bow: :laughing: :helpme:

j/k~! :hugz:

man i'm tired. this is all i could come up with? i'm slippen~!

[Mike]

sorry to break it to you, shouling, but you really aren't that funny.




:bleh:

[cystaltears]

mike..u harrypotter look a like...in other words nerd look a like ^_____^

[babydoll]

hey cystaltears, you must look like hermione then..
Dont you guy think harry and hermione look alike? they should be together :love:

[Jo]

thats a great picture of you in your avatar babydoll! but i thought you had more blackheads on your face, you must have doctored it

:bleh:

[cici bebe]

Jo actually used this ":bleh:" smilie? Could it be that his Prozac is finally working?? :glug:


:wink2: :happy:

[shouling]

well at least Jo is not a POOL PEE-ER~!
*points and chants*
cici is a pool pee-er,
cici is a pool pee-er,
cici is a pool pee-er.
LOL~!

[Smonkkey]

shouling, whats wrong with your face? it looks like a box with an X... hmmm, you might want to get that checked out.

for those who have no clue what i'm talking about, look at her avatar...unless you changed it. hehe

[JianDan[Ai]]

i dunno about u smonkkey...u dun look 2 healthy either...i mean with all those colors...

and i think u need ur eyes checked...shoulings avatar is fine :wink2:






(actually its not...but...^^)

[Smonkkey]

Hmmm, i think you need to get your eyes checked, the last time i looked, i look perfectly fine, wait... nm your right, i do need to get them checked... I'm sorrie, i can't think of anything to say about JianDan, make fun of me! :bleh:

[wackycashew]

haha... i'm no good at this sorta thing, unless i'm teasing a close friend. ah well..

Smonkkey, did you eat too much cantaloupe again? even Waffle Falaffle is dancing better than you (and it looks drunk)... :bleh:

[shouling]

well just remember wacky cashew my friend, you ARE named after a NUT.
saltd or un salted?
tee hee~!

this is hard~! all the ones i know are offencive and crul. its a neat challenge for me. to come up with ones that arent mean.

[Smonkkey]

haha... i'm no good at this sorta thing, unless i'm teasing a close friend. ah well..

Smonkkey, did you eat too much cantaloupe again? even Waffle Falaffle is dancing better than you (and it looks drunk)... :bleh:

OMG you went too far... :cry: . You made fun of Waffle, sigh* I'll just laugh at you to make fun of you to hide the pain... :laughing:

[wackycashew]

awww... sorry, Smonkkey. i really love Waffle Falaffle. i even saved it cuz i think it's so cute. =) and shouling, i'm half salted and half unsalted. :bleh:

ok, back to Smonkkey. your username reminds me of this convo i overhead: :secret: "pssS... that MONK over there has the KEY to the nooby room..." ah Smonkkey, master of the nooby lair! :D

[Smonkkey]

awww... sorry, Smonkkey. i really love Waffle Falaffle. i even saved it cuz i think it's so cute. =) and shouling, i'm half salted and half unsalted. :bleh:

ok, back to Smonkkey. your username reminds me of this convo i overhead: :secret: "pssS... that MONK over there has the KEY to the nooby room..." ah Smonkkey, master of the nooby lair! :D

hehe, your right, i'm the master of the noobs, they obey, cuz i'm so much better than them. hmmm... i think they eat some cashews that are half and half salted? Are you the one they eat? :laughing: ...i don't think that made much sense.

[shouling]

funky monkey you look skunky, loose some weight your looking chunky~!

LOL~! ever since i did Jo's rhyming game, ive been rhyming a lot in my posts. Smonkkey you name just makes it to easy~!

[Smonkkey]

funky monkey you look skunky, loose some weight your looking chunky~!

LOL~! ever since i did Jo's rhyming game, ive been rhyming a lot in my posts. Smonkkey you name just makes it to easy~!

actually it doesn't rhyme, cuz its pronounced, smonk-key, not smonk-ey. Learn to read!

[Jo]

actually it does rhyme :prop:

either way its two syllables, and easy, skunkey, monkey and chunky are all two syllables

so next time the english teacher tells you to pay attention, don't slap her face again =)

[jayx8318x]

I have this urge to spin that propeller on your cap so fast that you'll take off and never come back.

[cici bebe]

I bet no one is posting after Karen because they're afraid of the big B (ban, that is).. :sweat: heh heh.. so about the propeller on Jo's hat, eh??

:D :bleh:

[Smonkkey]

Cici, whats your problem, your to freaking diao and pretty. Gosh, it just to horrible... :-x :laughing:

[GaryDAI]

still hugging those stuffed animals? :tongue:

[wackycashew]

:tongue: <-- cat got your tongue, gary?

[catseyes]

Hi there, Garydai~ How's life for you, being Tomiko Van's eternal slave? :bleh: *Picture Garydai been whipped by Tomiko Van everyday~* :bleh:

[wackycashew]

catseyes, a lil' tardy there with your post, aren't you? you were supposed to make fun of ME! :bleh:
well, now's your chance. heehee...

[catseyes]

Guess i was a beat slower~ :laughing:

wackycashew, what's up with the animals in your banner? Have you eaten them already? How do you like them done? :bleh: Perhaps you want to add some cashews to them?

[shouling]

here is a factoid for you catseyes. :dunce:

cats have percision sight, but i guess that doesnt apply to you since the nut was the post before you. not Gary~! HA :laughing:

[wackycashew]

:-x i do NOT eat doggies. don't joke about that pls!

speaking of which... you should know about the animals, honeydew. been neglecting your family, eh? :dry:

doh... shouling! aiya... ummm... shou-shou-ling-a-ling-a-ling... your username makes a nice jingle! :wink2:

[Smonkkey]

wacky wacky kacky, hacky hacky talabacky. Hehe your name is nice too.

[Jo]

ferreals smonkkey...man you gotta get another hobbie

can't keep sittin in ur room waiting for ur hair to grow long enough to be like jays, don't be a bum, drink less rum

[Smonkkey]

ferreals smonkkey...man you gotta get another hobbie

can't keep sittin in ur room waiting for ur hair to grow long enough to be like jays, don't be a bum, drink less rum

what encouraging minors to drink again? :cry: I'm ashamed... :-x

[wackycashew]

ashamed of...? what? who? not yourself, i sure hope.

[shouling]

i will spare the funky monkey and wacky, cuz i thouhgt of the best one for Jo.

well what do ya know, i'm back for Jo.
now feel the wrath of a nice clean bath.
you need it too, cuz you smell like poo.
stop snuffing glue and you wont be blue~!
LOL~!

[cici bebe]

That doesn't ryhme.. :D Unless it wasn't supposed to...?

[wackycashew]

it DOES, cici...

well what do ya know, i'm back for Jo.
now feel the wrath of a nice clean bath.
you need it too, cuz you smell like poo.
stop snuffing glue and you wont be blue~!

[Smonkkey]

it DOES, cici...

well what do ya know, i'm back for Jo.
now feel the wrath of a nice clean bath.
you need it too, cuz you smell like poo.
stop snuffing glue and you wont be blue~!

That does ryhme.. Unless it was supposed to...?

maybe you should get your eyes checked

[wackycashew]

maybe you should get your fingers checked. must have pressed the delete button by mistake. i can see the missing letters. can't fool me. :whistle:

[cici bebe]

Ahhh don't make fun of a person while they're sick and on Tyenol you heartless ones.. :oops: :D

[wackycashew]

haha... sorry, cici. you meant Tynenol, right? :bleh: how about i get you that baked potato? :wink2:

[cici bebe]

Yumm thanks wacky.. CASHEW? Actually I'd rather have that instead.... :drool: Hope you run fast! *chases after you* :D

[Smonkkey]

maybe she meant tyenol, some of us can't afford the real thing...

edit:
well too late i guess :laughing:

[shouling]

DID YOU READ THAT~?
CICI'S ON DRUGS~!
BAD CICI< BAD~!

tee hee. on an unrelated note my kitten is with me and hes chewing on my fingers as i type. its pretty difficult. Awwwwe ~! hes purring~!

sokay funky monkey. im even slower.

[wackycashew]

ewww shouling... can't you get your kitty a chew toy or something? or do you like to offer your fingers as a treat? :bleh:

[Mike]

*watches wackycashew chew shouling's fingers*

[shouling]

Yea i guess your into watching that kinda thing arent you Mike. :brows:

[Smonkkey]

*watches mike watch wacky chew shouling's fingures*

[shouling]

funkey monkey. this is no place for a minor.
do your parents know your watching this stuff.
i bet they dont.

[retrobaby]

this thread is for making fun yea?? (just to make sure)

geez. can you spell funky? :glug:

funk·y
adj. funk·i·er, funk·i·est

1. a) Having a moldy or musty smell: funky cheese; funky cellars.
b) Having a strong, offensive, unwashed odor.
2. Music.
a) Of or relating to music that has an earthy quality reminiscent of the blues.
b) Combining elements of jazz, blues, and soul and characterized by syncopated rhythm and a heavy, repetitive bass line.
3. Slang. Earthy and uncomplicated; natural: “At the opposite end of Dallas's culinary spectrum is funky regional fare” (Jacqueline Friedrich).
4. Slang.
a) Characterized by originality and modishness; unconventional: “a bizarre, funky [hotel] dressed up as a ship, with mock portholes and mirrored ceilings over the beds” (Ann Louise Bardach).
b) Outlandishly vulgar or eccentric in a humorous or tongue-in-cheek manner; campy: “funky caricatures of sexpot glamour” (Pauline Kael).

[babydoll]

what's up with you Retrobaby aka Miss walking dictionary ? So now.. define all the words i've just typed.. hehe

[ker_ai_teresa]

what's up with you Retrobaby aka Miss walking dictionary ? So now.. define all the words i've just typed.. hehe

what's wrong with being informative and helpful? she was only trying to help a fellow member spell correctly...and anyway Babydoll aka, Miss sponge-bob, what's with the sponge in your avatar girl? (hint hint, grow up)

(only kidding, sorry! :unsure: )

[Smonkkey]

hey hey... don't mess with sponge bob... looks down in shame upon ker_ai_teresa

thats enough of a punishment..

[cici bebe]

Smonkkey your avatar looks like it has boobs.. :crazy:

[Smonkkey]

Smonkkey your avatar looks like it has boobs.. :crazy:

so...so... :cry: , yours looks... pretty.

[cici bebe]

.. ... That's what I thought. I should have suspected silence from a numbscrull like you.

:D *pat pat* (Psst don't worry I like your waffle falaffle..)

[Smonkkey]

.. ... That's what I thought. I should have suspected silence from a numbscrull like you.

:D *pat pat* (Psst don't worry I like your waffle falaffle..)

:cry: numbscrull? runs off crying* :cry:

comes back*

O yeah? I'll show your a numbscrull!!!!!!! :ninjasta: :rifle: :gun: :fish: :roll: how do you like that pretty Cici?

[Jess]

Smonkkey...

YOU'RE FAT.


<-- has no idea what you look like

[Smonkkey]

Smonkkey...

YOU'RE FAT.


<-- has no idea what you look like


Omg, why is the whole world against me! :cry: WHY?!?!?!?! Its not my fault, its a glandular problem... :cry:

[Jo]

so you ARE fat?

SO YOU ARE FAT

although...it doesn't have to be an insult...being fat could just mean that...you're well taken care of

which in turn means...YOU'RE SPOILED AND LAZY.

[Jess]

Jo has no nipples! Jo has no nipples!

[Smonkkey]

so you ARE fat?

SO YOU ARE FAT

although...it doesn't have to be an insult...being fat could just mean that...you're well taken care of

which in turn means...YOU'RE SPOILED AND LAZY.

:dry: actually i'm really skinny.... i can never gain weight... well Jo... I'm fat? Well your... talented.... :bleh: so there.

[Jo]

actually...i do =)

but Jess goes around ruining people's reputation...your classic, chicken-sounding GOSSIPER

yes...she is a GOSSIPER

a VILE AND EVIL GOSSIPER
(i.e. rumor-spreader, bad seed, evil woman etc.)

[Jess]

I.. I don't go around ruining people's reputations!!!!!!

...

Well...... WELL..!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jo makes people FEEL BAD!!!

He's a maker of bad feelings.. to people!!!

...

*goes and jumps off a cliff*

[Smonkkey]

I.. I don't go around ruining people's reputations!!!!!!

...

Well...... WELL..!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jo makes people FEEL BAD!!!

He's a maker of bad feelings.. to people!!!

...

*goes and jumps off a cliff*

jess you make me feel twice as bad,

jumps of the cliff* gets back up and jumps again*

[Jo]

maker of bad feelings? -raises eyebrow-

clearly, she didn't succeed in jumping off the cliff, hit her head on some rock and came back insane

don't listen to her...her evil memories might still remain intact

[Smonkkey]

maker of bad feelings? -raises eyebrow-

clearly, she didn't succeed in jumping off the cliff, hit her head on some rock and came back insane

don't listen to her...her evil memories might still remain intact

your calling jess crazy!?!?! She's not crazy, :cry: she's ummm, pretty!!!!! Your the one that didn't answer my Would you rather... question! A horse, that wasn't one of the options!!!!!! Your so horrible!

i actually did care....

[Jess]

*lying dead near the bottom of some cliff next to Johnny Depp's house, with blood streaming from her head and Jay profusely confessing his love for her*

[Smonkkey]

*lying dead near the bottom of some cliff next to Johnny Depp's house, with blood streaming from her head and Jay profusely confessing his love for her*

jess!!!!!! no!!!! jess!!!!! why is it always the pretty ones, why didn't you take me!!! I'm older!!!!!!! :cry:

[shouling]

oh yea Jess~!

well....well.....Johny Depps UGLY~! :bleh:

please dont kill me~! i'm too pretty to die.

[Jess]

*arm pops out and grabs Smonkkey's foot, causing him to fall on the ground, and impales him with the other hand. resumes dead position*

*kills shouling*

[Smonkkey]

*arm pops out and grabs Smonkkey's foot, causing him to fall on the ground, and impales him with the other hand. resumes dead position*

*kills shouling*

thank you jess your too kind! :love:

[shouling]

funky monkey~! your death is quite pleasing to me. if you were still alive i would haunt you from the grave.

[Smonkkey]

Well now that we're both dead we can haunt together!! Hmmm, we can team up against jess maybe, get revenge!

[wackycashew]

whoa, smonkkey! you sure fluctuate b/w love and hate.

[Jo]

where's a priest when you need one...ah well...i guess i shall do it all myself...

-exorcism-

[Jess]

*creepy voice emanates from the heavens: "But Smonkkey, I am dead. You cannot haunt me, for I am dead." Jess is still lying dead on the ground, and Jay is now in hysterics because his lover is gone*

[Smonkkey]

whoa, smonkkey! you sure fluctuate b/w love and hate.

i'm sorry... but when your dead, things get messed up.... :cry:

[Jo]

Jess and Smonkkey...you're both truly...hilarious little angels (www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html)

[Smonkkey]

*creepy voice emanates from the heavens: "But Smonkkey, I am dead. You cannot haunt me, for I am dead." Jess is still lying dead on the ground, and Jay is now in hysterics because his lover is gone*

who said i was going to haunt you, i'm a ghost too, i'll get some pay back...old school...

[Jess]

:profanit:

[Smonkkey]

:profanit:

thats right... :bleh:

[wackycashew]

that's all you could do? how about this? :harhar:

[Jo]

:profanit:

thats right... :bleh:

i think Jess was replying to me

is that how long it took you to get out of that screen?

sorry but it was so hilarious i couldn't refuse...took me a while to get out of it too

[Jess]

Or this?

:chain:

*sends subliminal messages*

[Smonkkey]

nice jess, i thought my computer was going to restart... i'll haunt you forever jo!

[wackycashew]

you can't, smonkkey... you're already dazed from those subliminal messages that jess is sending...

[Smonkkey]

you can't, smonkkey... you're already dazed from those subliminal messages that jess is sending...

bah.. i thought i got rid of the sexy ghost...hmmm... well i don't know what to do know.... gah... i think those msgs are getting to me... I love Jess... :love:

[wackycashew]

*SIGH* another victim... glad i'm not part of the ghost world.

[shouling]

haunt the cashew from the grave.
*she screams*
i laugh.

[Smonkkey]

haunt the cashew from the grave.
*she screams*
i laugh.

shouling! How could you do that to wacky.. Don't worry wacky, your #1 fan has your back! Die ghost! Be gone! :curious:

[Jess]

*fingers pop out of sockets and hit wackycashew in the nostrils; she dies*

[shouling]

hey i thought we were on the same team~!

stabbs the funky monkey in the chest.
laughs even harder.

traitor~!

the dead CAN re kill the dead.

[Smonkkey]

haha, the really wacky is right here...---> :princess: Don't worry i'll save you with my magical stick. :curious:

[wackycashew]

shouling: i'm not afraid of ghosts.

jess: sorry, but that's shouling's nostrils you poked.

smonkkey: you're da best. :hugz:

[Jess]

wackycashew: *you're dead*

*like this*

:retard:
\|/
/\

[shouling]

thows peanuts at wackycashew.

retourns from death to console Jay. we kiss. runs from ghost of Jess.

[Jo]

Jess, i thought you were condemned to eternal seclusion forever, didn't i already exorcise you?

do i need to do it again? gard...wasting my time...

-banish-

[Smonkkey]

wackycashew: *you're dead*

*like this*

:retard:
\|/
/\

wrong again... can't you see thats me... you can't even tell a guy from a girl... tisk tisk...
wacky is already in cashew land away from the harm of ghosts like you.

[Jo]

well, now we know that Smonkkey is a sadistic boy

what's new?

[shouling]

why isnt Jo dead yet?

no one has the balls?

fine.

pulls out bow and arrow.

BULLSEYE~!

[wackycashew]

jess: you've been gravely mistaken. that wasn't me. you were looking into the mirror. :harhar:

shouling: how dare you throw my friends at me?! :-x here's what you'll get for that! :rifle:

smonkkey: :secret: you're safe in cashew land, too!

[Jo]

why isnt Jo dead yet?

no one has the balls?

fine.

pulls out bow and arrow.

BULLSEYE~!

tsk...the dead cannot reach me...the mortal cannot reach me

i'm immortal...feel the wrath of divinity

-banish-

[Jess]

Wackycashew you are MINE!!!!!!!

*turns into a wild ape and tackles her*

[Smonkkey]

why isnt Jo dead yet?

no one has the balls?

fine.

pulls out bow and arrow.

BULLSEYE~!

goodjob shouling, watchout Jo's behind you, i guess you shouldn't have done that... :yeah:

[shouling]

decides to form allience with funky monkey and the cashew.

Jo i believe the exersism, was unsucessful.

[Jo]

psh...your puny little alliance is supposed to be able to defy our Silence Alliance?

-teams up with Jess-

-turns into a vampire bat and chases after shouling-

[Smonkkey]

gosh... your a vampire... shouldn't you be dead than? Its daylight, at least where me shouling and wacky are.

[shouling]

*becomes a lycon and devours bat in 8 seconds.*

jess brtter run. run fast~!

[Jess]

I'm not a bat :shifty:

[Jo]

ah but you're still in our land, now yet arriving at cashewland...your powers have no use here

-starts to devour shouling's flesh from the inside out-

-drains her liver-

[Smonkkey]

o have you seen underworld shouling? Jess don't fall to the darkside.

I think we are in cashew land, cuz we've been here for days now... duh. Anyways my powers always work on anything. :curious: magical stick destroy!!!!

[wackycashew]

shouling, jess turned into an ape, remember? :bonk: there! i've taken care of her now...

[Jo]

magic will never outclass my power

-transforms into 1,000,000 metric ton weight and falls onto Smonkkey-

and you thought you could escape...you'll be our pancake tomorrow morning...now all we need is some...sauce

[Jess]

:cry:

[Smonkkey]

magic will never outclass my power

-transforms into 1,000,000 metric ton weight and falls onto Smonkkey-

and you thought you could escape...you'll be our pancake tomorrow morning...now all we need is some...sauce

hey! If anything i'd be a waffle, nothing less. :-x But you don't even know the powers of my magic stick. I just blew you up, with its 1,000,000 metric ton weight killer...

[wackycashew]

the only pancake i see is ape meat and speaking of sauce, i heard that blueblood sauce is mmm mmm good! :hungry:

[Jo]

Mmm...cashew...those puppies in your sig look REALLY delicious right now :)

i bet they taste great!

-starts scheming-

[Smonkkey]

Mmm...cashew...those puppies in your sig look REALLY delicious right now :)

i bet they taste great!

-starts scheming-

hmmm... :glug: .... starts planning to counter Jo's plan....

[Jess]

I'm tired

[Jo]

silence.

you're already our pancake, dead as ever...sit quietly on our breakfast table and await your impending, inevitable, and second-round doom

[wackycashew]

not if you get eaten first, joey-boy...

http://tallahasseemuseum.org/images/lion.jpg

[Smonkkey]

magic will never outclass my power

-transforms into 1,000,000 metric ton weight and falls onto Smonkkey-

and you thought you could escape...you'll be our pancake tomorrow morning...now all we need is some...sauce

hey! If anything i'd be a waffle, nothing less. :-x But you don't even know the powers of my magic stick. I just blew you up, with its 1,000,000 metric ton weight killer...

did you read what i wrote Jo? I think your the one thats dead....

[Jo]

thats hilarious, because nothing you say matters, Smonkkey =)

cashew...stop going around showing off your picture please...i've told you before...you scare people > <

[Smonkkey]

thats hilarious, because nothing you say matters, Smonkkey =)

cashew...stop going around showing off your picture please...i've told you before...you scare people > <

tisk tisk Jo, that is it, that is it... This has to end now!!!!!! Challenges Jo to a duel. :curious: face my stick, begone evil!

[Jo]

there is no duel...you simply forfeit your chance...for you already died and well...

i can never die.

[Smonkkey]

there is no duel...you simply forfeit your chance...for you already died and well...

i can never die.

hey there are ways to bring myself back to life, like by eating the magical cashew of life! Plus on one is imortal, i guess your a coward! You can't stop me! Do you except?

[wackycashew]

i'm only like that when someone is trying to eat my precious doggies.

normally, i'm like this... :rolleyes:

http://www.webpost.net/wa/wackycashew/lion.jpg

[Jo]

i except, but i have no need to accept

there is no duel, get over it.

you died, i win. you have no place in challenging me. you failed to earn your chance. i win.

muahahaha

is it me or did this topic go to hell, i mean get totally off-topic?

[Smonkkey]

i except, but i have no need to accept

there is no duel, get over it.

you died, i win. you have no place in challenging me. you failed to earn your chance. i win.

muahahaha

is it me or did this topic go to hell, i mean get totally off-topic?

sorry wrong word, but i guess your just to chicken to fight me... I guess i win!

But it doesn't matter, we are still making fun of each other in a way.

[wackycashew]

jo = blueblood sauce & chicken... mmmmm... chicken... :drool:

[shouling]

LOL~! i seen underworld 3 times.

i think we have gone too far off topic. although we ARE making fun of eachother.....its not the way the thred was intended.

maybe we should make a thred that consists of this kind of story.

[cici bebe]

Man from just this afternoon we were on page 5.. such a cruel world we live in.. :twisted: :D


Ah smonkkey I see you've changed your avatar.. now there's 8 boobs in your avatar. Get your mind outta the gutter! Oww my virgin eyes.. :oops: Get it away from meeeee.. You evil evil nasty preverted old man.. :brows:

[Smonkkey]

Man from just this afternoon we were on page 5.. such a cruel world we live in.. :twisted: :D


Ah smonkkey I see you've changed your avatar.. now there's 8 boobs in your avatar. Get your mind outta the gutter! Oww my virgin eyes.. :oops: Get it away from meeeee.. You evil evil nasty preverted old man.. :brows:

oww... cici that hurt... :cry: . I poured my sweat into that avatar. But i guess your blind, cuz all i see is four dogs...gosh... :cry: , how could you do something like that to someone thats died before... :angel: ... :cry:

[Jam]

Smonkkey, you are located in your room waiting for your hair to grow long enough to be like jays?? So those 4 dudes in your avatar is actually you? :laughing: No hair with big eyes?

[Smonkkey]

Smonkkey, you are located in your room waiting for your hair to grow long enough to be like jays?? So those 4 dudes in your avatar is actually you? :laughing: No hair with big eyes?

gosh everybody has to make fun of my avatar don't they... :cry: ... Your lucky you have jays on yours... hmmm... jam, :drool: you should go out with peanut butter.

[Jo]

oww... cici that hurt... :cry: . I poured my sweat into that avatar. But i guess your blind, cuz all i see is four dogs...gosh... :cry: , how could you do something like that to someone thats died before... :angel: ... :cry:

awww...did our little mommy's sissy..er...mommy's boy get hurt by mean ol'cici?

its okay...big bro Jo knos how much sweat you poured into that avatar, looks VERY sweaty...what with all the unclear and blended colors and all...

here...have a chicken-shaped lollipop

[Smonkkey]

oww... cici that hurt... :cry: . I poured my sweat into that avatar. But i guess your blind, cuz all i see is four dogs...gosh... :cry: , how could you do something like that to someone thats died before... :angel: ... :cry:

awww...did our little mommy's sissy..er...mommy's boy get hurt by mean ol'cici?

its okay...big bro Jo knos how much sweat you poured into that avatar, looks VERY sweaty...what with all the unclear and blended colors and all...

here...have a chicken-shaped lollipop

huh? I didn't blend any colors... :glug: o well... thanks for the chicken shaped lollipop

[Jo]

adjust the contrast next time so that you can actually see the outline of Dib's eyes.

[Smonkkey]

adjust the contrast next time so that you can actually see the outline of Dib's eyes.

thanks for the tips, and its gir... or was that an insult... i'm so confused.... :oops: :laughing:

[Jo]

told you. the contrast is so messed up i couldn't tell, i had no help or hint from the deranged colors.

[lattae]

The contrast is messed up cos your eyes are messed up... get them fixed...

*joking of cos*

[Mike]

your signature is so ugly, lattae. get it fixed, grainy and unprofessional.

[cici bebe]

Oh man, I think I'm just about the diao-est luckiest most cool and handsome worthy person to ever live and walk this ugly disgusting earth that doesn't suit my gorgeous golden perfect pedicured feet because I get to make fun of Mike.. I'd bet a ton of people would like to be in my position.

:twisted:

[Mike]

lol

i have something mean... but i don't want to get banned :-P

[shouling]

WUSSY~! afraid to get banned.
WUSSY, WUSSY, WUSSY~!

[Mike]

if i said it to you, you'd CRY.

[shouling]

OOOOH~! you got my interest now tough guy~! Oops sorry girl
LIAR~! full of lies and deceit~! forshame on you.

[Jo]

if i said it to you, you'd CRY.

really? now you've got my hopes up

care to post and share?

[wackycashew]

Jo, you let someone who's apparently not a positive thinker get your hopes up? *shakes head* tsk tsk... *pictures Jo crying* :depresse: haha... :D

[Jo]

yer you've no idea

i haven't shed a tear since i've last seen your face...which was in some history book a long, long time ago

so can't blame me for looking forward to a good cry...

damn you mike...you've got my hopes up and now i just...i just...

-trembles-

[akane_chou]

just what? you cant forget so fast... JO! you're OLD!!! senile and old...

:tomato:

[smilepiggy]

akane, you're such an irritating freak! how could u scold jo?! hahah
its not his fault that he is old and senile! :rolleyes:

[akane_chou]

Geez smilepiggy, dont you know how to spell 'you'? lil' pig~

*all in the name of fun...*

[fungi]

Geez smilepiggy, dont you know how to spell 'you'? lil' pig~

*all in the name of fun...*


geez akane_chou, don't you know don't comes with an apostrophe in between the "n" and the "t"?? lil akane~ :D

[htruc]

Why this is a funny game!

fungi: "lil" is supposed to be spelled as "l-i-t-t-l-e" "little".

Haha, this is a funny game. Remember members, don't take these posts personally. These are just for fun.

[beyOnd aLL reasOn]

((snobby voice)) htruc don't you know ANYTHING?

These posts aren't just for FUN! This is how we REALLY feel about each other. Come on. Don't delude these people now.

[For lack of better things to say...]

It could have been...GOD! You MUST but a COMMA between the "Why" and the "this" or else it's confusing for the dunderheads out there and gramatically incorrect.

[I like this game.]

[fungi]

((snobby voice)) htruc don't you know ANYTHING?

These posts aren't just for FUN! This is how we REALLY feel about each other. Come on. Don't delude these people now.

[For lack of better things to say...]

It could have been...GOD! You MUST but a COMMA between the "Why" and the "this" or else it's confusing for the dunderheads out there and gramatically incorrect.

[I like this game.]

now, now, teach me how to but commas in between words please?

[beyOnd aLL reasOn]

[wow i made that surprisingly easy haha]

Now now, let's be anal retentive instead...so I shall teach you how to spell "inbetween".

To but a comma...you BUTT a comma into the sentence.

[I'm being so idiotic the next one should be rather easy?]

[fungi]

you are right, you are pretty darn idiotic. :-)

[smilepiggy]

you are right, you are pretty darn idiotic. :-)

Fungi, don't you know that the 'You' should be correct sentence wise? :rolleyes: haha :glug: Learn from beyOnd aLL reasOn! Come on!

[fungi]

:rolleyes: haha :glug: Learn from beyOnd aLL reasOn! Come on!


piggy, whats wrong with your eyes? are you cross-eyed? :happy:

[beyOnd aLL reasOn]

There's a comma between the "t" and the "s" in "whats".

She's not...but maybe you're cross eyed?

[akane_chou]

ugh, you all are cross eyed... me excluded. do you know why? because I'm the MOST perfect person around here. I thank all the little people who helped by nominating me and supporting me... Most of all, I want to thank my mommy and my papa by paying for all my expenses. Also, I would like to thank Jay for molding me into such a wonderful person... *blows kisses and waves the Miss Universe Pagent wave* Yes, yes, I know I'm beautiful... I know that male teens drool over me... Psst... If you wanna see my naughty pictures, please go to XXX... Yes, yes, thank you, all you little people...

P.S: isnt anyone gonna make fun of me? or is this just too perfect? :rolleyes:

[jaychou_21]

:wstupid:
akane_chou: :shutup:
Nobody's perfect!
And if you're thinking you're the most perfect person
around here,then why are you using a Jay avatar
when you can use your own pic instead?
That is,if you're really beautiful...
But I'm glad you borrowed Jay's pic 'cause if you
used yours,the JC.net staff might ban you
on this site because of your horrible face
that drives away all the members including me!


*Don't take those remarks seriously...unless if they're true.* :bleh:

[akane_chou]

oh why you little scandalising scummy *cough cough* i mean... you woman-like watermelonnish fruitcake!

of course i'm perfect, you vindictive rag doll! I only use Jay's pic for fear of my life. what if every male guy on j-c.net falls in love with me? then, they'll be crazy about me and that will lead to stalking... please be reasonable, you insensible little punk!

*i'm really sorry...i'm not that kinda person...sorry.. dont take it too harsh*

[jayluva1]

if you haven't looked in the mirror i see you change your picture to a christmas tree unless, you look like that... tiny head wide body... how beautiful...

lmao don't take it harsh... i never noticed this thread...

[chineseguyjl]

Wow i never noticed this thread either, this might be one of my fav.

jayluva: i'm noticing your display pic. did you dress up as a deer and ran across the highway again? so you try to hide your real face . oh i see, did you get a everything on your body changed so you can look like jay, including a sex change?

funny stuff in this thread. hey jayluva, that was just for the thread, u know i still luv ya right. NOT, lol. jk.

[jayluva1]

lmao... funny nigga...

chinese guy, you so stupid she shouted "fire" when you was gonna be prosecuted... until you stupid lawyer found out you were unguilty... you was being charged for having your sex changed illegally by cutting your "diao" off with a potatoe peeler

lmao
just playing... just for the game...

[chineseguyjl]

AHAHHAHA that cracked me up.

jayluva: thats alright, atleast i wasnt ugly as you. I mean c'mon your own momma had to feed you by a sligshot. If the phrase "Your momma will always love you the most" is true, then i guess your face is hell.

I'm very sorry if this offended your ugliness, your just hoggin up the ugly. lol.

(just a game, calm down)

[jayluva1]

(don't worry it's just a game... hope you don't get offended either...)

chineseguy, you think you mad special by putting up a giant portrait of yourself up on the wall... everyday yo mama wakes up to a living hell... and she thought being in labor was a living hell...

[chineseguyjl]

AHAHHAHAHA. by the way, I AM MAD SPECIAL, AND I DO HAVE A GIANT PORTRAIT! jk.

jayluva: Talk about ugly, your face is so ugly you even scare away the blind people. And didnt the other day you had a story about a boomerang. I believe it went like this "I went outside and threw a boomerang hoping it would come back, it didn't. Everyone else's came back, why didnt mine?" ITS BECAUSE OF YOUR UGLINESS, God spared the boomerang from seeing hell again.

just a game remember, dont get butt hurt.

[jayluva1]

lmao... don't worry it's just plain fun...

chineseguy, you so ugly that when some hobo that was uneducated kept shouting "hurricane" since like forever, til one day you arrive some retart shouted "UGLY!" and everyone ran away!

lmao... fun fresh clean play right? ;D

[chineseguyjl]

ahhahhahaha. good stuff.

jayluva: you're so ugly, that you had no friends. I mean seriously, your mom had to tie a porkchop around your neck just so the dog would come close to you.

yup! its squeaky clean fun.

[jayluva1]

lmao... u got that from fresh prince of bel air... lolz

chinese guy, yo momma so ugly, that people thought she had a twin up her hairy ass...

lolz
clean squeaky fun...

[chineseguyjl]

LMAO, soo funny.

jayluva: Yo mamma's so stupid, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

squeaky clean *squeak squeak*

[PingPong700]

Sorry for distrupting your 1 on 1 battle but seriously...Your mother(Proper Grammar please :happy: ) is so fat,
her belly-button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

[chineseguyjl]

ok w/e you sound like my teachers. that just ruined my day, not funny.

PingPong: Yo mama is so fat you have to grease the door and hold a twinky on the other side just to get her through

[PingPong700]

Awww it was just a joke, I was just having fun :cry: Why do you have to be so mean you big, FAT, UGLY, DUMB-AS-A-COW-MEANIE!
Oh btw...Your Mother is so fat,
when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!

[jayluva1]

you just fu*king ruined it... it's yo momma...not your mother... you killed it...

you so stupid that you had to use your mother than yo momma while insultin somebody... F**k grammar, it's an insult...

btw... PROPER GRAMMER MY ASS!

[chineseguyjl]

Awww it was just a joke, I was just having fun :cry: Why do you have to be so mean you big, FAT, UGLY, DUMB-AS-A-COW-MEANIE!
Oh btw...Your Mother is so fat,
when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
jayluva, I'm wit you. the grammer thing ruined everything, including my day. I'll make fun of you next time, ;-). But i seem to be in the mood to bag on pingpong here, just cause he/she/transexual ruined my day.

pingpong: What was that, did you get that out of a cereal box or did it come with your viagra? You sound like one of the retarded kids at skool, or are you just describing yourself. Talk about momas, yo moma is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fightin over milk duds.

ok that felt better, now i need a sandwhich



edit: someone gave me a negative rep pt because it was "mean." I mean the thread is to make fun of a previous poster, (suppose to be mean) and i just wrote like 1 more line than usual, whats wrong with that. Who was it?

[jayluva1]

lmao... ok back to our 1 on 1...

yo momma stupid she peed in your dinner because you wanted "pea" soup


lmfao!

[chineseguyjl]

ahhahaha, that cracked me up.

Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"

[crazygiggles13]

bahaha!! you guyz crack me up!

lolz...
but youz are so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application!!!

[jayluva1]

uhh... i don't really get yours... :P >.<

you so stupid that you let the rope go to clap while someone was on the other end when you thought they had almost reached the top of the cliff...

lmao

[crazygiggles13]

cuz...you're so ugly..like the monsters and stuff at halloween and they thought you were wearing a costume..but youre not cuz youre normally that ugly?..does that make sense?

anywaz...you're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror. But thats not all...when you stuck your head out of the car window you got arrested for mooning! :D

[chineseguyjl]

well now it seems its a three-way match

Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!

[jayluva1]

yo momma so fat, when she fell in love she broke it!

LMFAO

[chineseguyjl]

ahaha, i had a late reaction there.

Yo mama so dumb she dj's for the ice cream truck

[crazygiggles13]

lol!!! haha..o its on!!!

yo mommas so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. she even needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up!!!

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion...!!! :D

[jayluva1]

why are you writing two disses? it's MAKE FUN OF THE PREVIOUS POSTER... not make fun of all the people in the thread talking...

you so stupid you told yo momma when to dressed you up, people thought it was halloween!

*corny*

[crazygiggles13]

lolz...im sorry :D
got a little carried away..hehe...

well..yo momma's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground!!! :D

[chineseguyjl]

why were they usin her undie for bungee jumpin? lol


Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her

[crazygiggles13]

haha!!! :D

well you're so ugly, your girlfriend won't have to worry about birth control...your face will do just fine.

jks!!!

[chineseguyjl]

HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY UGLINESS.

Yo mama so dumb, when she threw a rock at the ground she missed.

[crazygiggles13]

HAHA....are you sure your talking about my momma..cuz im pretty sure you're speaking from experience :D

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

[ziai]

Your momma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone...

[jo_jayfan]

you talk like a pig and you live in a sty!

LOL.

[crazygiggles13]

well you're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone. :D

[jayluva1]

you so ugly you dont need a mask for halloween
*koffoldschoolkoff*

[Azns_Ang3l]

you so ugly you had to get a operation on your face but the doctors messed up cause they couldnt look at your ugly face... ? omgosh i suck

[jayluva1]

omgosh! you do suck! you suck so badly that even the suckiest sucking sucker sucking suck cant out suck you!

lmao julia

[crazygiggles13]

You're so ugly, you make onions cry!!!

:D

haha..you guys are funi..

[jayluva1]

you smell so bad crap ran away from you

:P yeas... me funny!

[crazygiggles13]

Your guy is so ugly, you gave him a hickey and got a mouthful of fur. :D

lolz...*no offence*?!

[jayluva1]

whoa... no hickeys... no homo...

you so ugly you was mistaken for a guy... you are a guy right?

[Azns_Ang3l]

bad bad bad girl lol the sucky part was just weird

your so dumb you fell in the toilet lol

[jayluva1]

you so dumb you drowned in the shallow part of the pool

lmao ;D

[jaychou_21]

You're the dumbest person to ever exist on this planet
'cause you ate dog shit and still thought it was chocolate. :drool:

[akane_chou]

you're the dumbest dumbo ever cuz you chewed your grandmother's shoe and broke all the forum rules in one go.

gah. i need some getting used to.

[jayluva1]

your mama's ass is so hairy it looks like don king's gonna pop out and say "only in america!"

lol... white chicks