What would you do if Jay has been kidnapped?

[Justin Owell]

:cry: The first thing I would do is CRY!! :? Then I will find way to rescue Jay. I would exchange my life for Jay (like every fans would do).
What about you?? :wink2:

[Ziwei]

:cry: The first thing I would do is CRY!! :? Then I will find way to rescue Jay. I would exchange my life for Jay (like every fans would do).
What about you?? :wink2:

Since you have already said like every fans would do, then, I dont know what is there really to discuss about.

I am sure, all of us will be sad, some will cry (esp the girls), some will not.

I am sure all of us will try our best to save him. OR we will wait patiently for the police to take the appropriate actions.

I cant think of any "innovative" things that we can do. Of course, we will never want Jay to be kidnapped.

:sleeping:

[xJayChoux]

I would be shocked, there would be nothing that I could do.

So...I would also wait for the police to rescue him...but every day there are a lot of people being kipnapped....I won't cry for them...so why I would for Jay, just because he's Jay?

[GaryDAI]

I would put on some underwear on top of my pants. Then use my x-ray vision to find jay and fly him to saftey :laughing:

[*meow]

hmm. guess i'll go start a search group with all my friends to go find him! then contact everyone and tell them to save jay if they see him somewhere.. :?

[E-Ping]

I'll go OH MY GOD and then faint! :glug:

[sawmui13]

I would put on some underwear on top of my pants. Then use my x-ray vision to find jay and fly him to saftey :laughing:

i'll grab my mask and cape, jump into our batmobile, and catch up to garydai as we infiltrate the noOb hideout. jay should be ok since the kidnapper probably wants him hung up on a hook in his bedroom for display :shifty:

[JianDan[Ai]]

uhhhh i find it very unlikely that Jay COULD get kidnapped in the first place...and who would wanna kidnap him anyways and could succesfully get away with it? (cuz im SURE many of you girls would love to kidnap him...but would u have the means? :shifty: ) anyway...i would probably...find it rather....unbelievable...and very stupid on the part of the kidnapper...does he want to put a end to such soothign music?! :glug:

[ddooll]

Yea, I agree with JianDan[Ai]. Whoever thinks of kidnapping Jay is very selfish. Not only will Jay be suffering but also his fans. :glug:
God forbid if it does happen I'll be crying my eyes out. :cry:

[wackycashew]

I would put on some underwear on top of my pants. Then use my x-ray vision to find jay and fly him to saftey :laughing:

i'll grab my mask and cape, jump into our batmobile, and catch up to garydai as we infiltrate the noOb hideout. jay should be ok since the kidnapper probably wants him hung up on a hook in his bedroom for display :shifty:
i'll put on my red and blue outfit and use my webbing to catch up with garydai and sawmui13 to terminate any sort of noOb action, especially in regards to attempts made on employing jay as a hanging ornament. :shifty: (or i can always start scraping up some ransom money... :wink2:)

[sUm^MeR]

I'll work together with the kidnappers.

Let them have the ransom money, while I can take Jay home with me. ^ ^

[tingting]

i will track where is he been kept at, will try to save him from there....maybe Jay will award me...heehee...

[babyxv]

OH MAN! i'd go jack some cool superhero costumes from Target and then run around town humming the batman song and then he will miraculously appear out of nowhere and yay, he is saved. by me. :D

[LiLxAmMiE]

hmm.. the real thing i would do, or the fake?

for fake, i would put on my princess constume and walk around the town where jay was captured and throw little stars everywhere, than when the police found him i would throw corns at them! :happy:

[evenstar_sc]

I would contribute to the finding of Jay by becoming super sleuth Nancy Drew and kidnap Jay from the kidnappers!! Or rent a Zorro costume and form The League of Extrodinary Gentlepersons together with whoever has on a costume too! :laughing:

or

Pretend to be one of the good guys and when Jay is saved kidnap him again and use him as decoration for my room :wink2: ! "only to be taken out during Christmas and special ocassions..." :bleh: ROTFL!

[Phyxius]

Justin Owell:
this topic is really unrealistic...
IF UNFORTUNATLY he got kidnapped, dunno about u guys but i certainly cant do anything about it coz i live on the opposite side of the world to TW, but if the kidnapper brought jay here, then i will do my best to try find him.....

[babyxv]

I would put on some underwear on top of my pants. Then use my x-ray vision to find jay and fly him to saftey :laughing:

i'll grab my mask and cape, jump into our batmobile, and catch up to garydai as we infiltrate the noOb hideout. jay should be ok since the kidnapper probably wants him hung up on a hook in his bedroom for display :shifty:

HEY I THINK I KNOW WHO THE KIDNAPPER IS! HAHAH :bleh:

[wackycashew]

HEY I THINK I KNOW WHO THE KIDNAPPER IS! HAHAH :bleh:
YOU DO?!?! :excited: WHO? WHO?? WHO??? :bounce:

gosh, i sounded like an owl there... ah well... :bleh:

[Emjay]

i would be sooooo shocked, then start crying and screaming..go hsyteric, in other words..gosh...hope that will never never happen to him. but i believe even if he is so (gasp..touch wood), his parents, company, and fans will get together and get him to safety..

[w4t3r_lily]

Not to be so sad cos i'm the KIDNAPPER hehe..just kidding..probably screaming for sure then trying to know the truth cos it can be gossip

[Jam]

i will find one group of volunteers, all holding nunchakus and find the kidnappers! :nunchuks: :nunchuks: :nunchuks: :nunchuks: :nunchuks: :nunchuks: :nunchuks:
The kidnappers must sentence to death penalty if they were caught. Jay's money should be spent on antiques... not for kidnappers... :laughing:

Anyway, God Bless Jay. Hope he will not encounter such things.

[starlitedr3amer]

hMmm.. more realistic or imaginative?

hmm. first i would pray, and then i wud tear up,


or.. i'd prolli be the one who kidnapped him. LOL.. jk jk. ^^;;

[babyxv]

HEY I THINK I KNOW WHO THE KIDNAPPER IS! HAHAH :bleh:
YOU DO?!?! :excited: WHO? WHO?? WHO??? :bounce:

gosh, i sounded like an owl there... ah well... :bleh:

you know how "the keychain" is, right? yeah.. "the keychain" would probably tie him up and put him up for display :dry:

[fungi]

this topic doesnt really make sense at all.. firstly, if jay was kidnapped, it'll be his record company who'd worry and know 1st and do smthn about it.. secondly, what da hell can u do?? even policemen normally can't do much about kidnaps until the kidnapper calls and asks for ransom and the most the police can do is to trace where the call came from or ambush at the place where the money is arranged to be placed for collection(apparently i watch too much tv.. haha) so, we're gonna fly to the place he was supposedly kidnapped and hunt down the kidnapper? right, great lofty ambitions, you should go set up a P I agency..
:chair:

[JianDan[Ai]]

chances are....the music company wouldnt let anyone know for a while...simply so that fans wont all freak out and have riots or something -__- (hey u never know =P) ...on the other hand...the it would put Jay on the front of every newsapapers in asia...

but like i said b4...this is about as likely as gettin struck by lighting......in the middle of a sunny day.... :wink2:

[Ricochet]

I would suspiciously check this forum (in particular!) and put up a post demanding that he be returned back to his original dwelling !
It isnt polite to steal ! Didnt anyone teach u guys to share ????
LOL =P

I would be super worried that there would be no more Jay to make us some fabulous music !

But hey ! Im sure that it is unlikely Jay would be kidnapped. When he goes overseas he has a few tough-as, intimidating bodyguards with him !

[supremity]

lol, i don't think it's gonna be easy for Jay to get kidnapped. i mean, his physical condition is superb. aaaand, even if someone kidnaps him, he'll just be hung up on the bedroom wall of some teen. :) heh. i want to kidnap him too! lol. ;)

[yukiko]

i think if jay has been kidnapped, i'll unity all jay's fans to save him. then after we work it out, he'll held a concert (a very2 special concert) for us. :p would he?

[xian186]

Mostly properly I'll kidnapped him from the kidnappers and ask him for his signature!

[JianDan[Ai]]

Mostly properly I'll kidnapped him from the kidnappers and ask him for his signature!

thats ALL u would ask for...wow ...that is a LOT of trouble to go thru JUST for a signature...sure ur not gonna get anything else with that :shifty:

[GuArDiAn AnGeL]

first i'll be REALLY freaked out..
cuz dude..iz like....my fave idol...
haha....
of course pay lots of attention to that news..
and see wut i can do to help..
which is pretty much nothing really..
and its even more impossible to work wid the kidnappers....so u can get jay outah there
cuz...u don't even know who they are ^^;;;

[gr8t_gal]

LOL :laughing: I'd probably start counting how many kidnappers are from this forum who got Jay hooked up on a wall in one room with every kidnapper just staring/gawking at the 'decoration' :glug: while i'll watch T.V news to see the Jay-fans reunite together and together, with Batman, Superman, a fairy, Spiderman and other heroes/heroines, together to fight these villains and get jay back, so to get his signature 'and' money, along with a free concert... :) (jeez, we could make a comic story out of this LOL :laughing: :) )

But if all else fails... :crazy: (Bleahhh XP)

[jaydoll]

if it involves my crushes....i am very VIOLENT about it!!!
i would probably go all the way to his kidnappers and take my matters in my own hands.. and feet..

[lattae]

I think I'd have to talk to bush about it... convince him that the kidnap of Jay is ultimate terrorism :cry:
then bush can send his FBI/CIA watever after those bad guys...

If all else fails... :crazy: I just call for Doraemon for help... hey... never look down on that little cat okay... he may just be more effective than spiderman/superman/batman put together (erm, no offence. *lol*) besides... I think Jay will appreciate being rescued by some one he likes... Doraemon.. (he likes doraemon rite?) :yeah:

[Miss_gun]

I will ring up the best FBI, CIA, detectives and start tracking JAY!!!

[une_topaze]

simple. i'll do nothing, because i can't do anything to rescue him anyway.
of coz, the kidnapper will have a hard time kidnapping our fave guy because jL is a ninja :ph34r: , bruce lee :nunchuks: , a godfather, and a street fighter, all in one. he can play with the nunchuks, and a pair of swords at the same time, for heaven sake. and remember, he can also take them down easily with his dragon fists. so, i won't worry too much about him getting kidnapped, the kidnappers better worry about their own fate, coz all the FBIs, CIAs, INTERPOLs and the mafia lads will go all the way to rescue him. :brows:

gosh, what a funny thread we have here. it becoming a jack-n-jenn club v. II!! :sweat:

[lepencil]

I'll send for the FBI, CIA and also the premier Scotland Yard investigators to investigate.

And when some suspicious individuals have been spotted, I'll send in Tomahawk missiles to blow up all available premises.

Yes, I'll do it. Even if it is later determined that Jay had been rescued by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ages ago and was never in those places all along.

~lepencil

[Jingle]

I think I'd have to talk to bush about it... convince him that the kidnap of Jay is ultimate terrorism :cry:
then bush can send his FBI/CIA watever after those bad guys...

you think bush would actually care? if anything, he'd wanna create war, challenge terrorism.

[albertho42]

:cry: The first thing I would do is CRY!! :? Then I will find way to rescue Jay. I would exchange my life for Jay (like every fans would do).
What about you?? :wink2:

Since you have already said like every fans would do, then, I dont know what is there really to discuss about.

I am sure, all of us will be sad, some will cry (esp the girls), some will not.

I am sure all of us will try our best to save him. OR we will wait patiently for the police to take the appropriate actions.

I cant think of any "innovative" things that we can do. Of course, we will never want Jay to be kidnapped.

:sleeping:
I think thats true but don't you think that Jay is impossible to be kidnapped because he got a few bodyguards with him and he knew some kongfu so I don't think he will be kidnapped.

[pyre]

i guess i would scream bl**dy murder and curse the ppl who kidnapped him cos they left me outta the plans! hehehe

[princess`bobo]

hehahaha ^^ i'd proabably be one of the said kidnappers.....so yeah....wat can i do but ask jay to stage a personal concert for me

[di`jay]

i'll find out as much as i can about his kidnap.then i'll go save him.well that is if i can.
but i obviously hope that no such thing will happen to him.cuz if he's kidnapped its like as thou a part of me is kidnapped too. :cry:

[lattae]

I think I'd have to talk to bush about it... convince him that the kidnap of Jay is ultimate terrorism :cry:
then bush can send his FBI/CIA watever after those bad guys...

you think bush would actually care? if anything, he'd wanna create war, challenge terrorism.

Well, I'd just impress upon him that kidnapping bush IS terrorism... and given his simple mind and willingness to declare war without concrete evidence (think iraq)... perhaps I'd get my way...

[nong_aey]

I will try to send a msg to the kidnapper to kindnap me..then I would spend days together with Jay....at least I would take care of him and stay with him in tough times :blush: ..555 (sorry if this sound stupid & selfish..but it 's my desire) :?

[vivien]

i'll make it a point to attend his funeral.

[So Yesterday]

Why dun he use his nunchuks and hit the crazy man on the face and head!? C'mon he can't just sit around doing nothing? He got to do something!!

[Melvin]

I will try to send a msg to the kidnapper to kindnap me..then I would spend days together with Jay....at least I would take care of him and stay with him in tough times :blush: ..555 (sorry if this sound stupid & selfish..but it 's my desire) :?

:? Er but why would they want to kidnap you for?? :laughing:

Btw, So Yesterday please don't double post... :)

[Jerria]

hmmm...i don kno coz am in Aus now....i would pray to god to take care of him..but i think he's not gonna be easy to kidnap though....yeah i think thats all i can do....hehe couldnt help much

[cowboy]

I'd get my hands on one of Jay's shirts and let my dog take a big whiff. She could find anything and she'd lead me to the kidnappers' hideout long before batman, spiderman, superman, FBI, CIA, and all the other superwhatevers got there. I'd see our poor boy strapped to the wall (:chain:), and it'd turn this cowboy into an "Angry American." And you don't wanna piss us off. For as Toby Keith said, "We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way."

I'd give my dog a pat on the head, and then bust through the door shooting like Clint Eastwood. I'd be like Rambo, the Terminator, and Bruce Willis all in one tearing the place down.

"Die you bastards!! This will not be "the day the music died" on my watch! Mua hahaha!"
:rifle: :gun: :rifle: :gun: :rifle: :gun: :rifle: :gun: :rifle: :gun: :rifle: :gun: :rifle:

After I'm through with the place, there'd be no one left standing except me and Jay. I'd return Jay to his throne and all the Jay fans around the world would praise my name as his savior. Then to thank me, JAy would give me backstage passes to all his concerts. :thumbsup:

[wackycashew]

haha... you go, cowboy!! :cowboy:

i'll make it a point to attend his funeral.
:? errr... what a weird answer... he's just kidnapped. doesn't necessarily mean that he'd die. plus, this is all hypothetical anyway. :wink2:

[vivien]

yah i know, i'm trying to be different you see, as most answers are pretty similar. anyway this is all hypothetical like you said, so does it matter what i say i'll do? i'm just making the worst assumption, all in the name of humour.

[Yih-Ling]

In my opinion, I dun even think that jay will be kidnapped...As he knows how to fight... So he can use it for self defence...even if he is really kidnapped, I am sure he will manage to think of a way to free himself.. well, he is smart although he does not do very well academically... But no matter what, if that really happens... All of us will get worried.. so i rather not think about it... :wink2:

[van91]

Well, there is nothing i can do except waiting for the police to find him. :glug:

[Hyde]

cowboy's got the idea.
Find the kidnappers and nunchunk their a**!!
haha. it's a stampede of lovelorn fans out to rescue jay!!

eee

[Odium: De_Vangelis]

If Jay gets kidnapped? After the kidnapper has been caught and put into the prison, I would ask all the Jay's fans in the world to gather in the kidnapper's prison area and they will get a deep kick(s) in his @$$ by each and every fan who are gather there. There would be millions and millions of fans and it could take all day long, so my advice to the kidnapper is "Never try to kidnap him...or else, your @$$ would get flatten really, really nicely...and your @$$ wouldn't be at your back-part of the body anymore, but in the front."

[msv]

Um... if Jay was kidnapped... haha... I don't think I'll do anything *sigh*, because if I saw Jay, I think I'll probably end up being the kidnapper myself (yeah, that's how obsessed I am with Jay)... so yeah, thats my response but Hey! Since Jay is on the other side of the world from me, he'll be quite safe hehe ^_^

[jmin13]

if really happened to Jay, i will get shocked n panic...haiz..but i can't do anything as i am in Singapore...juz can pray hard for his safety..

[Elisya]

if really happened to Jay, i will get shocked n panic...haiz..but i can't do anything as i am in Singapore...juz can pray hard for his safety..

I would do the same thing as u...hehehehe...

[joeacid]

keke i agree with JianDan[Ai], who wanna kidnap Jay when he's so famous and so popular at the same time? If it's someone who wanna get caught, maybe they would be thinking of kidnapping Jay keke. well, Jay is not that rich thought and i don't think it's easy to kidnap our loving Jay infront of of all our fallow fans around him all the way keke. Well, i don't worry that he would kidnapped, i'm worried about his fans keke.

[KeitH]

if he comes to S'pore.. he gets kidnapped.....
you know who izzit... haha... it only would be me!!! okok... be serious Keith...
i'll be very sad.... and will jus pray for his safety...

[knock]

I thought of what i wanted to write here, and now i forgot. Great job knock, just so great huh? :sweat:

Let's see. Jay would probably just "hee ha!" off their asses.. Lols! But thinking of it, Jay isnt so easy to be kidnapped after all! I mean, look at the number of bodyguards around him! No, not even close to counting the bodyguards, just 1 of them would be enough. :laughing: And the stampede of fans have to be considered if one wanna kidnapped Jay.

Sucha tiring task. Tsk.

[jennia_lulu]

if i would help....like if i know any thing...i would... but if i'm clue less....i don't think i can do much

I will just pray and hope that he would return safely

[groovalicious]

i would be so so worried 'bout him and therez nothing that i, as a fan could do coz hez a BIG BIG superstar, leave it to the professionals/the authorties...the least i could do is prolly fly to taiwan to comfort his mom :yeah:

[stargirl]

Oh i wouldn't be worried or concerned at all :laughing:
YOu see it would be ME doing the kidnapping!!!! MWA HA HA HA! and he would be in great condition locked in my bedroom able to request anything he wanted and away from the pressures and stress of his superstar life. Yeah i doubt he would wanna leave and i wouldn't be asking for ransom or anything i could make ppl pay me just to take a peep at him through a crack in my bedroom door!
Yeah he owuld be much happier if i kidnapped him so for the good of jay i think i WILL kidnapp him as soon as i have finished eating this delicious looking bannana sundae in front of me.... mmm bannana!
cheers
stargirl

[Vicluva]

do not jinx him! if my jay were kidnapped...why, i'd go and find him of course! (taking with me an elite team of FBI agents, armed with guns and explosives) there isn't a big chance of him getting kidnapped though, cause he's a pretty tough guy (look at the abs, people) and he's probably got a whole cupboard full of bodyguard just waiting for some1 to make a move on him. btw i would not trade my life for jay's, if i did then who would b left to worship him? :happy:

[sakikora]

hey...just cuz he has got abs that doesn't mean he is tough ...he could be as gentle as a lamb for all we know...
well...back to the topic...

IF MY BELOVED JAY GETS KIDNAPPED...I WILL HUNT DOWN THOSE FILTHY MONGROLS...AND BREAK EVERY SINGLE BONE IN THEIR BODY!!!!!!!!
THEY DARE TO DO THAT!!!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[ekyec]

yea...it would be kinda hard to get through all those bodyguards to kidnap jay..but then again.if he were kidnapped...all the thousands of jay fans would've found jay and tortured the kidnapper for doing such a thing[but while torturing, we would be thanking them for getting jay away from the bodyguards(..so now we can easily talk to jay)...before becoming the kidnappers ourselves..and keeping jay to ourselves for a couple of weeks...or maybe months..years....you never know..considering how obsessed we are already..imagine what we'll be like once we've met him!]

[feixuan]

I would be insane,and then kill myself,bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

NOP,i will kill those bad guys and the take Jay back to zhou mama,and then say that
''jay dont go out alone anymore,next time call me *kiss his cheek* muahhh''

BACK to the real world ,i will pray for him safe&being back soon and keep update his news.

[Dong Feng Puo]

If that ever happens... there really isn't much I can do but sit in front of the TV and wait for the latest news.... or IS THERE? Maybe I can put on my superwoman suit, turn on my omnipotent power, and dash to his rescue. I WISH!

[ch3rri3]

I will be really really sad and shocked.
But then I guess there is nothing I can do, maybe I'll just pray for him and left the rest to the police.

[Sweet Neko]

I'll bet anything that the kidnapper is a paparazzi.

Paparazzi: Yo.
Jay: Who are you?
Paparazzi: A reporter.
Jay: Oh a dog. What do you want?
Paparazzi: For you to tell us some 'juicy' information. The we'll let you go.
Jay: Diao.

See how calm Jay can hold a conversation? Espeicially with his diao ways. So there's no worry if he's kidnapped. ^^

[zhoudaoyan]

i would gather all jay fans.. and go track down that horrible person that kidnapped him.. and then we can all just go crazy and kill him.

xD

[fowler23]

Don't think all of us can do anything other than follow the news. Hehe.

[andantino]

i dont think i can do anything to help. ;(

unless he is kidnapped in Malaysia. ;p ;p ;p
*touches wood*

i'll gather everyone to track down them.

[Rurouni[X]]

OMG.. if Jay got kidnapped.
Well i reckon the superhero desguise is a good idea.. but,.... you'd look like such a retard haha..
I would go look for him and fail
Then when the Kidnapper posts the Ransom i will help pay for the Release of Jay.
The person probably is just a crazzed fan that wants some atttention.
Kinda like the stupid people in my class..'
You know.. the ones that play with sticks and pretend their guns..
^^"

[ziai]

If Jay has been kidnapped.... Seriously I dont think there's really anything I can do besides feeling depressed at home and following the news everyday, hoping that he would be released soon and the kidnappers did not do anything vicious to him like starve/ abuse him...

Haha... But since there's a news thread on him NOT being afraid of being kidnapped, I guess I need not have to worry too much... After all, I believe if he has REALLY been kidnapped, the kidnapper is proabably an overly-obsessed with Jay lunatic, so she probably wouldnt do anything to hurt Jay :angel:

[rzolo]

i wood take my pepper spray and my flashlight nd look fer him
then wen ic the kidnapper i spray him/her in the eyes
and take jay away with me
then i take jay back to his home
nd then i go home as a HERO

[addicted2u]

jay kidnapped

*knock on wood* .. i hope it will NEVER EVER happen

bt then IF someone actually did kidnapped jay they would ask 4 a ransom wouldn't they...??

so i'd prolli take out all my life savinga n chip in 2 rescue him...

otherwise... i'll use it n hire a PI to find him...

lol.. other fans r welcome 2 chip in with me.. then we'd be bound 2 find him =]

[Lu Bu]

Well, if he did (which I agree with many people...he won't), I'll keep watching the Taiwanese news and hope he escapes the people who is holding him or he get's saved. Probably the next thing to that happing is a hostage situation, which I doubt Jay associates himself in special areas without body guards or some kind of security.....(kinda like from that korean movie with the hostages...don't remember)

[mei yen]

wah:excited: so surprise! ha haha... i'll praise who can kidnapped him...so powerfull n smart.. when it can b happened ha!:brows: