What would your reaction be and what would you say if Jay suddenly called you?

[jay_fantasy8]

I will be sooooo hapy and surprised that i will scream!! I would say that he is a great talent in music and also promote jay-chou.net to him...who knows??maybe he is interested in it... :bleh:

[vicky@kiky]

I will turn around with a smile and start to talk to him (If I can move my lips)
and then exchange address and telepone numbers
(So I can send him something to eat or birthday card............or..........whatever!)

[JianDan[Ai]]

i think there is a similar thread here
http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5592

another...basically "if u could talk 2 jay what would u say" kinda thread

[tee]

ummm....... i dont think i would believe it at all...
since i live so far and stuff its not possible!

but i'll say "prove it" if he continues talking ...
then after, i maybe would just say whats on my mind from there on.. i would love to have a script of what all i've been wanting to say to him but then that can never happen because it would be so sudden. I can never imagine myself prepared for a phonecall from jay

[bbsasa]

well i definitely won't be able to believe it and try to keep my cool and not sound like some ermmm "lovestruck" :blush: girl. hopefully then i wouldn't be tongue tied too. :glug: ohhh also i will try my best to like find the words in mandarin as my mandarin sucks! :bleh:

[myo_infarc]

I'll probably go like..."er...huh...ok...er..." man...i'd be struck stupid...hahaha..
But anyway, if i really get his call, i'll just...er...tell him i really appreciate his music and talent, or something like that..

[cutie-pie]

i'll definitely be shocked 2-the max! probably a little speechless at first but theres no way i'd waste my phone call from jay!! =p yeah i usually like to find out if thigns are as good as they seem, so i'd ask him to prove it without a doubt...

but the type of person i am..i would jsut try to act normal as best as i can..jsut cause i wouldnt want him to think that im those 'high-pitched screaming, lovestruck fans' [sorry if i offended neone jsut speaking from what i've seen around me]

[Viv]

I wouldn't believe it...since im positive that Jay doesnt even know I exist...hehe

But if he DID call me...I'd be like...SHUT UP!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! NO WAY!! and then i'll be calm and say Hi Jay how are you? :happy:

[bel-chan]

i would probably go all tongue-tied...half of the things i wanted to say if this ever happened would never get past my lips...and then for the rest of the day i would be grumbling about how i didn't get to say all i wanted to say. :laughing: but if i remembered, then i would tell him that i really appreciate his music, tell him how he converted me with YHM in one night, basically boost his ego a little more. :) then ask him to visit jay-chou.net...though he wouldn't be able to understand a single word...

[sUm^MeR]

I would prolly scream to him
"Stop doing this prank calls to me!!! If you say you're Jay, then I'm Britney Spears. :bleh: "
And hang up. :laughing:

The thing is, I will find it hard to believe if that is Jay, because it was a phone call. Anyone could call me and tell me it was Jay, and I would never believe it I can see him. :oops:

[JianDan[Ai]]

:excited: i will go screaming and i dun think i will be able to sae anything cos i will be veri excited

pity isnt it? u jus might miss ur one chance to talk to Jay :shifty:

[viruskangta]

i would FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!! :excited: :excited:
well of course i'd ask 4 his number..or i can find it somehow..since u called me n'everything..lol :)
then i'd talk to him..but try not to scare him off..lol :happy:

[-dream-]

I would jump, scream, and probably laugh non-stop until Jay declares my official insanity. :D but really, if he called me up and said he was Jay, i'd get awfully suspicious and skeptical, but of course, if it really was him, and i knew...well, i know i just wouldn't know what to say, i'd be so embarassed, and make a fool out of myself from giggling constantly,....and there's a problem really, i'm cantonese, i can understand mandarin pretty well, but i can't speak it so good..so...makes me wonder how to talk to him, but of course, i would not miss out on an opportunity such as that...

though the sad reality is that, Jay will never call me up like that, but it helps to dream sometimes doesn't it? :wink2:

[Jam]

hmm... i'll ask him how he got my number and why he call me... He don't even know me at the 1st place.. if it's the real Jay, i would probably ask him to meet me outside to check whether he's real. After meeting, if he is really real, then i'll lure him to my house.. then .. . . :brows: :laughing:

[k-ren]

i wouldn't know what to say..coz he's gonna be talking in chinese..and i probably wouldn't understand..i'll just talk in english though..it'll be like a dog talking to a cat..i'll just say..i love you jay chou..that's universal language..haha!

[Mushimushi]

I would be so shocked and excited i do not know what i would do...

maybe i am sure i would feel very happy and delighted having being called by my idol, JAY....hehe

vOtE for JaY's Yi Fu ZhI MiNG and QiNG TiaN in the 93.3 lOnG hU BaNG!!

---Support Jay Wherever yoU aRe!!---

[Phyxius]

i would laugh really coldly (冷笑) and go:
hahaha... is this some prank???

[polaris^^]

lol i'll be like OMG...i wonder whats his reaction? coz i cant speak mando lol

so i'll be blabbing on in english..and den hopefully he replies...but...its in mando :glug:

hehe i would need a warning before this call, so i can get an interpreter...actually *pulls mum to the phone* mum will do for interpreter :) !!

[w4t3r_lily]

i will not believe it..unless he prove it to me by singing some of Jay's songs..hehe..give me his secret and so..but how come he call me? i can't speak mandarin and his English is not too good..

[okay]

"you MUST have dialed the wrong number!!" (he still wouldn't understand!

[GuArDiAn AnGeL]

i'll be shocked too !!!!
i'll be mumbling OMG to myself ^^:;;
tell him about this site of course...
and make sure that i have his fone number..and e-mail if he has one !!...
i want to know y he called me tho...the reason :glug:
whoa..that would be great...
but again...impossible!

[Liliann]

hah.... wut a funny topic :laughing:
i'll be shock :shock: definitely...
or i might even faint.....

prolly ask where he lives haha wut else....
exchange phone numbers...
:yeah:

[getsu_04]

I would be like "Um,Jay...how did u get my cell phone number?" and probably be a little freaked out until I reminded myself that I was actually talking to Jay Chou.Then I would be really quiet and shy and ask him how things are going for him.That's if he speaks english.If he calls me up speaking Mandarin,I'll just be like "Um...I think u have the wrong number,Sir" b/c I wouldn't understand enough to know it was Jay,lol.Yeah,of course I'd ask him for his phone number and email address also.

[xJayChoux]

I would be shocked and don't know what to say. And of course, I would be screaming like ****....but of course, it won't happen...so....people, just continue with dreaming...

[Pink]

Wow :love: If Jay really calls me, my 1st reaction would be too happy that I'm in tears... I'd ask to keep in contact with him(dun care if it's by mail, email or telephone, as long as he'll reply), & promise that I wouldn't give it to anyone... I just wanna be his friend, hear his voice, see him smile........ But I don't think I'll have the chance, I'm not even living in Taiwan.. :cry:

[Emjay]

i would start going crazy, start shouting and screaming. and my legs will start to shake. that's what happened the other time at the start of the concert..haha..

and then i'll tell him how diao his music is, and that i'll always support his music no matter what. and tell him that i love his confidence in his music..and tell him he's got better looking now! oh yeah, and exchange handphone numbers. this is a must. =]

[kahel]

hahahaha....this would be a surreal but funny experience. cause i hardly speak any mandarin! i'll probably just smile and laugh and jump at the same time (if that's possible)...and say "ni hao"..oh god, it's unimaginable.

[*meow]

hmm.. i guess i'd freak out and go bonkers if jay really called.. but if he really did, i'd just go :glug: and i won't be able to say anything for a while.. when i recover, hmm.. guess i'll just start crapping.. first i'd tell him how diao he is! haha... then tell him that i love him.. haha... then i'll tell him to come here coz it's where all jay fanatics are! so he will know that we are so "chi1 xin1 yi2 pian4" to his music.. (loyal fans of his music) :bleh:

[Miss_gun]

Gosh. I think I will faint immediately.
this is No kidding. I will be Kai bu liao kou I guess:laughing:

[fungi]

what the f***?! awww cmon! stop pulling my leg dude! jez who da hell really are you?! :rifle: :boxed:

[Sweet Chilli]

I'd probably think it was my friend playing a joke on me and start laughing and most likely end up insulting him unintentionally. lol :blush:

[jaychous_girl_4ever]

Good question! I would feel utterly excited and would probably be crying as well..but then that would ALSO suck cause I don't know Mandarin....so unless Jay's willing to bust out his English skills on me...we couldn't communicate...all I could say is "Wo Ai Ni Jay!"....sorry pinyin is bad...but nonetheless, I LOVE YOU JAY...yah datz all I would do....ACTUALLY I probably wouldn't believe its Jay....and I would be like "Nonesense" in Mandarin...yah, Stephanie's mandarin skills...ahaha....

[JAY_LUVER]

omg.. If Jay called me .... gosh... I would probably jump up and down !! I would scream at the top of my lungs ! :) lol. Then probably Jay would be scared too death and hang up the phone. :D
I would also faint 2... cauze its unusual that Jay would call at my house. Plus, my mandarin suckz too, even though I go to chinese school and all. :bleh:
And I live in California, so its impossible for him to call me. Too far away ! :cry:
But it would be very,very,very odd for him to call me. It's not going to happen, even if i wished. :oops:
How I wish that I can see him or talk to him !
It would be a once in a life time experience with :love: Jay Chou ! :love:

[tingting]

wat will i do?? i will scream shouting his name...ask him to sing his songs over the phone to me...i will be very happy and dun bear to put down the phone.....

[supremity]

lol. i'd just laugh and tell him to stop joking, because jay would never call me. or even bother to, i guess. :\ he doesn't even know i exist, and yadaydada... :(

heh. but i think i'd recognise his voice? and you know.. just giggle like some lovestruck fool. i don't know what else i would say. *ponders*

[yukiko]

maybe i'll say: "me??'' since i might be not sure that he called me up. lol. but i think i can't speak (kai bu liao kou ba)

[blue_blury]

i will make sure wheter tat's real. ( or a dream )
then, i will make fren with him.Praise his songs. Then, ask for his details.Ask him to teach me how to compose songs. Wow.. it's great.
( By the way, if it really happen, i think his first reaction is : sorry wrong number.haha)

[E-Ping]

i'll be like "Ur kiddin right?Am i dreaming?" and then i'll pinch myself as hard as i could to make sure that i aint dreaming! :happy: And then....there'll be a loud "BAM".Aiks...i have already fainted l-e-r...!!

[Nikki]

If I receive real Jay's phone call, I think he must have dailed wrong number...
I think I can realised his voice and just say " 周杰倫?" in Cantonese but not in Mandarine! And listen to his reaction... :angel:

[chichirui]

I would be like.... "I SWEAR, I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!" I mean... come on, why else would he call me? Unless I did something illegal lol like.... oh i dunno.... *whistle whistle*

[strawberri]

hmm...i think i would go dizzy first... :wacko: ...
and then ask who's speaking and who's he looking for... :?

[cire1184]

lets go play some ball jay cmon i know you wanna

[~niteangel]

I wouldn't believe it...since im positive that Jay doesnt even know I exist...hehe

But if he DID call me...I'd be like...SHUT UP!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! NO WAY!! and then i'll be calm and say Hi Jay how are you? :happy:

:laughing:

I'd probably do the same! I would think someone's doing a prank on me or something ..lol but if it REALLY was JAY I wouldn't be able to communicate with him...cos I don't speak very good mandarin and I doubt he would understand me :wacko:

But if he understands and we can communicate I would exchange address, phone number and some other contact info so i can contact him AGAIN! Then ask him to go out with me LOL

:love:

[poppeye]

would you mind if i sing with you?
i want to take a picture with you,is it ok? :)

[specizhen]

I have nv thot of this qn b4 cause i noe it will nv happen. But if it REALLY happen, i think i will be too happy till i'm lost for words.

[xian186]

If the person says he's Jay, then maybe I'll Jolin.

[di`jay]

hmmm..i think i'll keep saying "Are u sure ure jay chou?" cuz who knows anyone might just sound like jay and is playin a prank on u. yea. but my heart will be like thumping damn damn hard away. and i'll probably ask jay why he called me. and where is he. and if he was in singapore i'll definitely ask him out for coffee. hehe. but all this are just fantasies. sigh. if really can come true i think any jay fan will go crazy. :love:

[Jerria]

what u mean? :? call me on the phone or call me when he just walk pass me?. :? ..

Well if one of that happen....i would feel REALLY surprise and SHOCK :glug: but i would try to ask him how does he know me?? :happy: (if i can move my lips...)...and then heheh probably ask him for a date :excited: so i can kno him better :bleh: ....hehehe....take the opportunity :laughing: ...lol

[meldevilish]

i hope i dun get tongue-tied!!! haha... then prob after we talk and put down the phone i'll have a heart attack!!! haha.... anyway y will he call? to visit me? haha... getting more absurd thoughts!!

[Mushimushi]

oh no...if that realy happened, i would be too shocked to say anything but i think i will ask him when he will come to Singapore to hold his concert...i may also tell him why i like him and tell him about this forum...haha

[jayz_girl]

.. WOW!!! if Jay called me.. i think i'd probably start shaking and i think my stomach would do those.. turny thingies.. i hope i wouldn't faint.. because if i did i'd be so angry when i woke up .. i'd miss my chance to talk to my beloved!! :love:

hehehe... den.... i'd be like .. "no seriously who is this?"... but he'd probably be speaking in chinese right? hmmMM...

neway... i'd den ask y is he calling .. and den i'd tell him how much I LOVE HIM! heheh i'd ask if he would want to meet sometime... a perfectly innocent thing ofcourse! :angel:

[fangtasyz]

my first thought will be 'huh? siao ah!' probably someone playing a prank on me...there's NO chance the real jay will call me..for what?

[Odium: De_Vangelis]

Erm...This is really one in a million chance. I will ask him to sing in the phone...Any songs, wanna rap, it is up to him. Then I'll get my MP3 voice recorder, record his voice...Hehehe...I'll keep it for life!!!

Btw, I never give attention to the wrong-number caller. I'll just say, "Sorry...Wrong number, mate."

[waiwai^o^]

if he CALL me..... i'll say "are u joking?", and if he's really HIM, i'll say "wait a second", take a very very very deep breath, and then............... i'll cry maybe.. hahahahah <-- stupid me

then, we'll talk.... nice talking.. so nice that i'll give my best shot to ask him out for a simple date.... hahahahahah too much? it's just a try and daydreaming..... who knows?

then, if WE really date.... i'll make that day (even though only 1 hour) the most unforgetable day in our life.... (go to amusement park, singing karaoke, eating ice creams, take pictures... so on) *in this case, i wish he's not a superstar*

oh my...... when i looked around, my teddy bear said "welcome back to the reality"... he's not calling u... hahahahahahahahahaha

em... sorry.... i'm just dreaming.. no offense to anybody.. okay.......... ^o^

[moonsilk]

Well,if that day ever comes...i'll just turn back and say hi to him...with an unbelievable smile on my face....
And ask how can i help him?Hahah....
If he calls me,most probably,he lost his way...
Of course i'll be willing to bring him to where ever he wana goes...

[msv]

After i calm down and stop screaming and crying with overwhelming joy... I'll ask jay wussup and his email and phone so that I can call and chat with him... hopefully we'll be like "You got Mail"... but hahah... that's just my wishing^_^....

[jay_gal]

If Jay would ever call me (which is never..), my first reaction would be..."Yea rite...you're Jay..." sarcastically. I would be thinking it's one of my friends playing pranks on me since I always tell them I love Jay. but..Wait a minute, Jay speaks mandarin, and I'm not good in my mandarin...ahh, that means I can't communicate with him. So, why even bother dreaming that he'll call me but...it would be cool...I'll try my best to talk to him with my vegetable chinese. Try not to ask too many questions, or else i'll be like a reporter.

[jmin13]

I will b very excited :) I will calm myself down n have a gd chat with him..heez..hope to exchange contacts n we can chat in the future..maybe can go out together :)

[mo]

en..after a screammmmmmm, i'll ask him for his telephone number....lalala....

[joeacid]

Oh my god, if Jay really did that, i'll definately beomce tongue-tied! Even if i didn't i really don't know what i can say to him... MAybe i say:"Hello? hmm...Jay? err....Can i know the reason why u are calling me?..erm... How r u? hmm....(whatever..) lol after thinking much, i really don't know what i can say keke

[yukiko]

lol it wont happen, but if it really happen....kai bu liao kou le. :)
but i try hard to give my best ever smile to him. :)
n asking,... u call me???

[luv luv]

if jay calls me, i would scream and don't know what to say. i would be all excited and can't even move, but i'll take a deep breath and try to control myself.

[bee]

uhh....its very unlikely jay will ever call me, cuz im pretty certain he doesnt go into random phonebooks and call people. but if he did i would first go "who are you" and then go "i dont believe you" :dry: and then maybe go into a state of shock for a few minutes :glug: then maybe i would talk to him...calmly i hope---and praise him to the heavens :angel:
i dont think i would scream or anything tho....hehe. i wish :cry: that'd be pretty amazing. :excited:

[groovalicious]

i would *FAINT*!! then i would get a recorder to record the conversation...but i dun think i could communicate wit him coz i can only say "ni hao" and "wo ai ni"....hehe...newayz, i would totally ASK HIM OUT or something, if i can get my english/chinese dictionary...

[ho_yt]

I will feel kind of surprised to hear that and I will say hi to him, ask him why he wants to call me and tell him I will support him forever.

[topghurl]

haha it would have to be 3-way with a translator :happy:
but since he knows a little english....
i would tell him in the simplest way how i love his music
and how i appreciate his call
then i would become really "thick-faced" and ask for his cellphone number
so that i can call him whenever i want to

oooops..i forgot to mention that 4 starters i would ask him: "why me?"

[SuperHyperGirl]

well, if Jay actually called me :excited: (though i don't think he would in a million years :cry: ), i'll go like "AAHHH..." :excited: :excited: :excited: and screech my head off, then when i'm calmed down i'll go like "you're kidding, right?" :dry: then when i made sure it's him and he is actually calling ME :angel: , not somebody else, i'll screech some more and tell him how much i LOVED his songs and ask him to send autographed pictures to me once in a while so i can show off in front off all those Jay-Crazie pplz in my class. :yeah: Ha! well, that is, if i don't faint first. :crazy:

[hisashiluv14]

:laughing: Probably go, "Ni da cuo dian hua shi ma?"

(You called the wrong number is it?)

And when he confirms that he's calling me, I would go, "Oh really? Cool. How's the weather?"

Haha I don't know, would probably freak out and die and then make a fool out of myself 'cause I can't speak good Mandarin so yeah. Hehe.

[the one]

if i accidentally get a wrong number phone call from jay, that is, i'd quickly go WO AI NI ZHOU JIE LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :excited:

[Dong Feng Puo]

hahaha i wish that could really happen! i would be really really really shocked... and most likely wouldnt believe that it's him. i'll prolly think one of my friends is imitating him since they all kno i'm crazy about him. i'll prolly make him sing 'black humor' to see if it's really him, kuz that's a hard song to sing and it's VERY distinctively jay in my opinion. what will i say to him? i'll ask him to meet me in person xP

[yajjay]

My friends love playing phone call pranks on me.. So the 'jay'might be them.. they used to say they were 'edison' cuz i love edi.. I most prob ask 'What colour underwear are you wearing today' My friends don't know that jay doesn't wear, so it is one way to let the cat out of the bag. or i'll just play along :prop:

If its really jay, then i will call him out and :brows: :rolleyes:

[sakikora]

okiez...1st i'd make sure itz 1000% jay...(':dry:')then i'd ask him if he rang the wrong number...if he says no then i'd ask...
"how the hell did you get your mere perfect hands on my number?"
or(':shy:')
"are you mentally in good health?"
if he says yes...well...WHOOOOPEEEEE!!!!!...(':roll:')i'll never let him hang up(':lovehug:')...if he says no...i'll hang up quietly and be very very freaked out(':nocommen:')...~man this is a good dream~(':yeah:')

[Vicluva]

'how did u get this number? u've been stalking me, haven't u? i am outraged! and flattered. why r u calling me? to ask me out? oh that is so sweet. but hey, ur in taiwan and im in australia! this call must b costing u heaps! wow! i can't believe u would spend so much on me! (wait, yes i can). why of course i'll go out with u! when r u sending the private jet to pick me up again? 8 tonight? gr8! cya! kiss kiss!'

[feixuan]

Oh if he suddently call me, i would answer back ''who are u?'' i know jay dont tell his name(or he tell me real :glug: )
if he s not jay as i know from his voice(may be it ll be close to his voice,i will say ''wo ai ni zhou jie lun :love: ''
but if not jay, i will say ''u dial wrong number guyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :dry: ''

i thought no way man cause i live in thailand and he is in taiwan.....hahahahaha

[friends_pt]

I'll be so shock cos first of all i'll be asking myself, did i heard wrongly tat Jay called me or i'm jus dreaming... next i'll be ponderin why did he call me and how did he know my name so on and so far... i'll be jubilant to noe tat he know me, jus one of his fan... it will be so diao...

[xingqing]

i will hit on my cheek to check that i'm not dreamin' and then i'll ask him y he call me. i'll ask him to go out with me if i have a chance (OMG! could it be possible?) xD and i'll ask him to sing for me. haha i'm goin' crazy la. :D

[sweep]

At first, I would not believe that it was him. When I recognize his voice, I would become speechless. Eventually I would regain my voice and talk to him... tell him how great he is and ask a couple of questions.

[fen2h]

if sum1 calls me n tells me dat he is jay, i will simply tell him off : NUTS !!!
but, if i know dat jay really calls me (i think it's mission impossible!!!), i will bcome tongue-tied...maybe need bout 2 minutes back to normal. i will ask for his number, address n talk-talk-talk how i idolize him !!!!!

[denise88]

i wouldn't believe it. sorry, but i've encountered too much prank calls in the past to believe that jay would call me. besides, where the hell could he possibly get my number? :?

but if ever it's the REAL jay calling me, i'll try to talk to him and not just scream :laughing: oh, and ask for his number too!

[jes!]

haha if that would happen...ever...i would ask him to sing me a song thru the phone haha then i would probably ask him stuff...before that i would have to stop myself from being so psyched up!! hahah and tell him hope he calls back again lol

[GuArDiAn AnGeL]

wow that would be amazing!...but yeah..impossible +_+....i think i'll be too shocked to say anything on the fone.....*long silence* lol....but yeah of course i'll let him know that im a fan of his music ^^

[luck888]

aww i be very happy and in shock but my mandarin is crap so i don't think i could say much:(

[missTBA]

first i'd have to get all that "how'd you get my number? are you really him? why are you calling me?" stuff out of the way. then i'd happily chat with him, mentioning things like his great fan base j-c.net, having a concert in the US, and offering to teach him english! meanwhile, i'll let him laugh at my horribly american-accented mandarin :)

[cpopbaby19]

i'll definately SCREAM first! and stop! and ask many many questions about him!! lol.. and i'll say that im a big fan of him!! ^^; of cousre.. ask for his autograph!! w00t!! heheh

[tvbaddict]

first i'd scream until my throat hurts, then i would think of what kind questions i wanna ask him..THEN...i'll figure out how im gonna commuicate with him! lol..cuz i dun speak mando :)

[mzboba]

Oh man, if Jay calls me, i would shocked. But i would ask him to go hang out at the Pubs, or even karoke!! haha I'm sure he gets VIP treats all the time, it's nice to bring back to earth sometime. =D

[czavender]

it is so ironic!he doesnt even know that i exist... but if a matter of chance he calls me i wud be definitely tell him how much i appreciate his music...of course i'll say it calmly!

JAY I LOVE YOUR MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[creAtive]

seriously i'll be real stunned and i would try to talk to him in i nice way so he would remember me. :bleh: but that will be like almost impossible.hehe juz chat wit him like normal chattin wit frens.yupz i think i'll do that.

[gurl_in_4jay]

i prob wouldnt believe it..cuz dat person can use a voice changer to b lyk him.....but i will ask questions n if i definetly belive dat guy.....den...i porb pause for a few secs...n prob laugh..n den mayb scream..n go jay jayjay...omg..dis is the happiest day of ma life...am i dreaming or wot...n i prob cant sleep for lyk 3 nites or more..

[sunnybabyface]

I wouldn't say anything because i will be too excited and don't know where to start. I would definitely ask him his phone number and stuff... but we all know that it is not possible

[raerei]

I would turn around and be like "Are you serious? Are you really talking to me??" and then start trying to get to know him.

[yukiko]

call me? LOL. it's once in a million chance. but let say it happen. maybe i'll give him my best ever smile i ever had. n run to him. saying :
me : hi... u call me???
jay : yup.... u mind to tell me ur name???
me : that's for sure i'll do. julie (shaking hand with him). i know u.
jay : u know me?
me : who dunno u? u r too DIAO
jay : im not lar... btw.. u r pretty.
me : *blushing* thanks anyway. but im not.. jolin is better than me
jay : come on gurl... u r thousand miles prettier than her.
me : lol. let's chance topic
jay : how bout giving me ur mobile number
me : okay. 0815 913 **** urs??
Jay : give me ur phone *he put it in my mobile himself
mean while.... ding dang is calling jay
ding dang : jie lun, kuai lai ba.
jay : wait a minute... wellll. i've to go rite now. i'll call u later. btw...pls feel free to call me anytime. okay??
me : *can't believe wat just jay said* erm okay....
after jay leave : screaming "OMG.... Jayyyy. i'll call you. every day. :p "

[devonn]

i will 1st shout out loud!! then i'll probably ask " are you sure you are jay?'! cos it seems to be unbelievable! then, i'lll save his number! i'll ask all kind of questions also....

[bethie_me]

I'll probably say hi and then he'll say hi and then there will be an awkward ten minute silence. And then I'll tell him to hold and I'll start screaming for my Mom and tell her that Jay's on the fone and tell her to call all my friends. Haha...

[friends_pt]

i think i'll be so shock... lots of questions will be flashin in my mind why he will call me etc... most importantly i'll try my bez if he need any help frm me... it will really be a good thing tat he remembers my name... so cool... hehe... diao...

[ap]

i'll be like omgomgomgomg!!!! pause for a long time.......(hope he doesn't hang up)
then say 'hi'......haha...can't imagine...

[SimpleBlackHumor89]

if he called me.. n he sed he was jay.. i wouldnt believe him... unless.. he tells me how i got my number n everything... but after i believe that is jay... probably just talk to him.. make sure he knows my name.. and mayb if we can meet somewhere to just hang out.. oh, yea.. i would tel him to hold on.. n shout at everyone in my house.. that jay is on the line... :)

[gilliegirl]

First I probably don't believe it and ask Jay to sing a song for me to prove that he's Jay and then if he really can sing like Jay I will pinch myself to see if I was in a dream or not. Then If he's truly Jay Chou then I would faint right on the spot hahah... :excited: :D

[Kanokpan]

I would be totally shocked, and I'd try to tell him how his music means to me. I always have to have his CDs with me, wherever I go.
And of course tell him to take a good care of himself and keep making good music for the fans. Cuz I'll always be waiting to hear it. :-)

[zhangpei]

i'll say..WO YUAN YI ...in english...i do. (er de thing says i cant submit this so im crapping this line =) )

[jay_is_cute]

if he calls me he has to know my name right? so i will not say anything and have him think something is wrong. then he will call my name and ask me if im alright over and over again until i answer. he will worry over me! even if only for a short while...=) then i will say the mandarin words i know best...wo ai ni jie lun! (i love you jay.)

then after he hangs up i will giggle to myself for the next 10 years...^^

[losted]

I'll be angry and be like "Is this a joke?" all my friends know I love Jay!! so they could be behind it and I'll be like prove it and ask him to sing for me. Then I would scream!!

[jaylover_ryke]

the conversation will go~
jay:hey rykiel..
Me:u r...?
jay:jay..
me:jay chou???!!!!!
then i;ll go thru sum screaming..hopefully 4 a few secs..if i did not frighten him off...
Me:haha..can i haf ur no.???wanna go 4 a cuppa?
then i'll raise the bloody bill so high and talk alot of stuff bout him and wif him..o yeah! i would even ask if he'll take me in as a junior!*hehex*

[SHANGHAi]

LOL I honestly would think it was a prank call and end up hanging up like a dumbass... but if this was somehow confirmed it WAS Jay, I'd probably try to talk to him like I'd do to any of my friends.

Me: So what's up
Jay: NM, you?
Me: Same
.... silence

... then again, that seems like a bad idea... haha.

[Ice]

I'll be dumbfounded going ...erm erm.... I really have nothing to say! Probably asking him to be friends with me? Haha...I really haven't thought bout that! It's too impossible!

[azngurlie]

If Jay suddenly call me, I'll go crazy but I won't scream at the phone, I'll play cool talking to him, compliment him so he could be happy..........haha.....

[kasic_fantasy]

hmm...i guess i'll be very stunned :glug: ...den answer wad he asked me or wadever lor...hmm...i wont go like shouting or wad...but will be very stunned n shocked...den mayb faint or something.... :wacko:

[scarletwillow]

I'd... probably hang up O_o
My Chinese is so bad -_-
And half the Chinese people that call us are from AT&T or MCI :P

"Jielun? Huh what? Sorry I don't want your long distance service!"

[msv]

....... if I knew it was Jay I'd be in fangirl mode hehe and probably just go "AAAHHHH! I LUB U I LUB U!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

But then if Jay called me in chinese I'd probably say, "hello? who's this? huh? excuse me sir, you must have the wrong number. No sir? huh? EXCUSE ME!? For the last time there is no June Loon here! She died you #@#$%!" *click*

yeah.... being skeptical and all heheh, poor Jay. But then hopefully I can tell his voice on the phone so I can go, "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" to Jay. :D

[yakedo]

i will say I HOPE U ARE NOT CALLING THE WRONG NUMBER

[ask4more_jay]

i wouldn't believe it! But i'd be SUPER DUPER nice to him and see what else he sayz...but of course he has to prove it. but then why would he phone ME? out of all the people, why am i the "lucky person"?

[vunsin]

You know what? My first reaction would be like: "Is this a joke?!" Either that, or this: "Where did you get my phone number?!" Seriously.

[bubble-teeqt]

i'd be like "omg ni hao!!! :excited: " and then i'd ask for his cell phone number and i'd tell him how much i loved his music and how hot he was haha :) try not to scare him off

[Britney]

I would be screaming hard out and like hit my head on the wall just incase i was dreaming!
It would be amazing!

[wkhwa]

huh... Maybe I will hang for a second or two and ask him whether I am dreaming and did he dialed the wrong number. Talking to him simply isn't enough and I want to see him personally... lol

[gbert]

That would be cool! I'd be like "Dude, you gotta be kidding me! Jay's a good guy and all, but I can't see any reason for him to call." The if he say:

a. "You just won a prize, I'm the guest of this show..." I'll say "Great, let me open my tv."
b. "Just wanna talk to a fan" I'll say "Are you for real? Prove it, let's meet somewhere." Then I'll call kahel, lene, and the gang to share with them the good news. The girls should know.

Lolz. And I'll mention this great website and will convince him to sign up. This is if I know how to speak Mandarin.

ScarletWillow, dude, I forgot Jay speaks just a lil English. Arrgh, that would be awful, coz I dont know much Mandarin. In that case, I'll ask him to give me a lil time and setup a conference call with Lene, so she can translate for us.

[swtaznkandi]

haha i dream about talking and meeting with him all the time. if he randomly called me i'd probably go into a state of shock and say nothing for a couple minutes before i try to formulate coherent thoughts in mandarin (ugh my chinese sucks). if i tried to say anything it'd probably just turn into chinglish eventually, and i'd just have to pray that he understands more english than he's reputed to!
i'd also tell him to come to california more (where there are a LOT of fans)!!

[PaoAiJieLun]

hehe... same as what i do with the people i like when they call me up:
---first, say hello.
---ask, who's this?
---oh... Jay... hey, whattup?<-------(act as if it's normal talk..)
---wait, Jay... who Jay? (then he says, Chou.) Jay Chou?
---oh my...i'm surprised! How did you get my number? (THIS IS ALL IN A NORMAL TONE....)
---really..? AND THEN THIS IS THE START OF CONVERSATION... hehe..
***i'm a good conversationalist most of the times... so i hope to make this phone call a long one! hahaha....

even though i have a normal tone of voice (no excitement or whatsoever, just the normal ones....), i have BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH, and i feel cold... haha.... and my smile is soooo big. hehe....

[charmian]

SCREAM TO MY MUM!! haha..i'll do that

next, i'll check my caller ID. make sure jay's number is there.

den, i'll talk to him

me: hello..you are?
Jay: Jay.
Me: JAY CHOU!?!?
Jay: ar...yea?
Me: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! really?
Jay: ar..yea?
me: serious?
jay: ar,,yea?

hhaha..and it goes on and on about him being jay chou. wahaha..

[fallen*star]

one of these three
1-hang up probley noway would he call me
2 -faint
3-jump around screaming JAY !

[petricia]

i guess... the only words that would be able to come out of my mouth are, " yes, no, ah, erm, orh..." that's all... haha... i am a real coward when things like that happened suddenly..
then i'll probably try to kill myself afterwards coz... it is so dumb to just make all those sounds...yup.. they shouldn't be consider as words too... haiz...

[zaizai rox]

i;d like to say that I would be calm and cool but im honestly going to faint. makes u wonder what would happen to be if I actually say Jay in person lol if i didn;t faint though the only words out of my mouth would be um..er..uh huh...er...um....uh huh....
well first when i pick up the phon i;d probably be like excuse me
covers phone** then SCREAMS!!
ok then back to teh phone
me: hello? yea im back...er...um...uh huh...

[ClicketyClam]

well it definetly would not fully register in my brain that jay just called. and i would hopefully talk like a normal person. it wouldn't hit me that that actually happened until after i hung up. then i would go crazy and scream and check my phone to see if yes he really did call. . . .then i would be speechless for about 3 years and in this giddy mood where all i see is jay jay and more jay. lol.

[nycgirls]

Well, since I was not in the fan club nor ever give out any personal info to official Jay-related activities... I will respond as, "I dunno how you ended up calling me, because you have the wrong phone number, but good luck in the future from your music admirer!" I will disconnect first...

[devonn]

i think its kinda imposible jay will call! isnt he damn busy? but if he did, i will not believe- AT ALL! I might end up scolding back " who the hell are you? dont pretend you r jay when you r not!"- and erm, it will end up with me hanging up da phone with some bad words!

[Yuki]

I'll probably ask him like afew times to confirm then if he meant to call me(not wrg number) then after its confirmed Id tell him to hold on.... then I get outta the house and start screaming about Jay calling me for a few seconds.... and the rush back to the phone....I'd say how I LOVE his music.... and how I love HIM for making his music. I'd say Id support him until forever ends...>"< and go on blabbering then when it all ends I would just get his number!!!

If it was a wrg number I'd stop him from hanging up by just blurting out I LOVE him and his music and that Im a major fan.... then probably try and get his number.....*dreams*

[akane_chou]

i'd be like, omg... then, i'll snap out and ask for his handphone number n give him mine... and we'll probably chat for hours... hehehe.. yeah...i know..i am dreaming... and i hope i wouldnt forget to ask him how he got my number... unless he thought i was calling him...

[xiezhi_renfu]

I guess the first thing i will do is to listen out for the 'Jay-ness' in his voice but anyway even though that person is an imposter, i'll just take it for real and go 'Oh my god!' first then tell him how his good music changed my perspective about him and music. Then i'll say the typical 'your 7lx is fabulous and continue to flaunt you talents and reign the chinese music industry!' later on i'll continue to ask if he had eaten and to walk with his head high, be confident in what he does and smile more because he looks really cute when he does!!

lastly, i will ask him for his contact no. and hope he can remember to come back for auto session cause we always need to wait soooo long till mould grows on our nose!!haha

[lilhkmui]

i would be in such awe i prob wont be able to say anything! :shy: but then i would miss my chance to talk to him...... so maybe i will say, can we meet??? i want to get ur autograph and take a picture with u!! lol :happy:

[Jay_foreverfans]

Wao! I'll turn around and look to him,then say:'yes?'

The whole night sure i can't sleep! lolz

[snowflake]

I think I will propose to him! Wait on second thought, I will ask him to get me a job in Alfa so I can have a diao job. Heehee..
But in reality I will just be speechless and than regret like hell why didn’t I said something smart and witty to Jay…

[activale]

i would be so happy! wow.i mean my idol is calling me.wor!!!

[tomcools]

My reaction would be ... "HOLY! its jay chow.!!!..." then i will as why he called me ... and try to make friends with him :-) hahah

[jaychou_21]

Um...that's not likely to happen. :hmm:
But if by a miraculous twist of fate it would,I will tape the conversation. :wink2:
I'll verify first if it's really him and ask him some tough Jay-related questions
to confirm his true identity.And once I'm sure that it's really Jay,the master of diaoism,
I'll be very flabbergasted. Like this: :shock:
I'm going to ask him how he came to know my number and of course,
shower him with words of praise and worship. :bleh:
And,I won't forget to tell him about JCNET and its wonderful citizens. :shiny:

[liliceprincess]

i would definitely be surprised and be in shock...but i would definitely be smiling
if i could actually talk from how nervous i would be i would ask for his number and address...and i would ask him if i could call him sometime....so i could get to know him a lot better from his point of view...i would be so shocked that i would first scream and then i would not be able to talk that easily...but i would definitely try

[cookielmy]

I think i would scream my head out!.. and ask him lotsa questions.. to keep the line with him.. and hope it'll never end!

[JaYzAnGel4eva]

i tink i would prob forget all my chinese, i would faint. lol well, actually i would talk to him as much as i could and ask if i can meet him and get a pic of him and autograph. :-) (not likely to happen...tho) o! and tell him im a member of JCNET! and tell him he is my idol and the coolest guy in the world....idono if i can even say that in chinese.. :oops: haahaa it would be funny to talk to him in english, if he knows that much :happy: it would be so cool if i could talk to him :-) :D :angel: :wink2:

[zhuangzhi]

There are things that I would do for sure:
1. I will just answer his phone by saying "What?" or "Sorry, I don't understand."
2. I would directly ask him to come to my house so that I can talk by gesture.
2. Lastly, I would ask him to learn English.

[honeyberrie]

HEL.... :shock: ...LOooo....
:love: .... speechless.....
then i will regret for my whole life because i didn't manage to give him any respon....
J-A-Y!!! wait!! don't go!! no... no!!!
W-H-Y did i miss that precious moment??? W-H-Y???? :sadangel:
no.. no.. i can't be that stupid.. :bang:
:bye:

[Cai_Niao]

I'd ask for his katana's and nunchucks and his double blades and then... lol...jk jk jk. WEll i would ask to meet him and then go out and hang out with him :D

[deificsouL]

i wouldn't scream...i wouldn't want to be those noisy girls that jay hates. but my voice would be filled with excitement....and i'll talk about his creativity...and ask him questions....and ask when he'll come to canada for God's sake!

[Annabella]

haha... not that will ever happen... but if it really happened... I'll be very shocked and speechless

[zhoudaoyan]

to be honest i wouldn't even believe that it was him..

i'd think that someone was impersonating him and like, prank calling me..

and then i'd probably tell that person off and depending on how i feel i might say stuff that umm... ermmm... nvm..

and then when i realise that it was ACTUALLY JAY... i'd totally hate myself.

[ssj4breaktru]

Would say
"yo , mind for a basketball game ? Man ... you're awesome , I love your music very much" :)

[cookiebandit]

i wouldnt scream or anything, personally i dont really like phones but i'd think it was a prank call

[Beryl-Luv-Jay]

Wow..i will like lagging for a while and can't believe it ! Then...scream out loud ! Phew~ really wish tht it will come true leh...hehe

[killer_race]

um...depends. if it was like a phone call...id ask some questions about him with my awesome mandarin skills ^^, but making sure not to sound obvious that i doubt its him, in case if it really was him. if i find out its not him, then ill just hang up. if it is, id put my hand over the speaker part of the phone, scream, and go back asking him a whole bunch of questions. =D

if it was like meeting person2person, then...i would scream in my head, and first thing was ask for his autograph...=D and talk to him. alot. =D

[Animeniac]

My heart would skip a beat...

My breath would be taken away...

And I'd be left speachless...




Too shy...

ARGH!! ><" I hate it when that happens. Whenever I meet a celebrity, I'm dumb struck, no matter if they're famous or not. Just... *silence*. U_U"


But if it was someone as famous as Jay, I'd need someone to be with me so that they'd call the ambulance if I faint and hit my head. =]