[JCNET game] Coversation between jay and vanness wu

[jayluva1]

here is a game... i got this idea from another game...

so just pretend your talk to jay and vanness which ever is next fo the next poster...

here i begin...

JAY: What's good Vanness?

[Azns_Ang3l]

Vanness: uh... can I ask you a question? Its gonna be a personal question if you dont mind...

[jayluva1]

Jay: Sure... ask away... it's not like something nasty... right?

[.huifen.]

Vanness: uh. you really dont mind? then, why not you guess the question?

Okay. This is silly. (x

[jayluva1]

Jay: uh... i dunno... just ask the question Vanness!

[.huifen.]

Vanness: you know. you know. Patty. She. yeah. so what do you think?

[Jay-Dai]

Jay: Hmm this is kind of personal but ill use one word to sum it up. Fabulous.

[.huifen.]

Vanness: DUH. I told ya it's personal and you said okay.

[puukiness]

Jay: Well its fine, why do you ask? have you been touching my woman?
lol

[Jay-Dai]

Vanness: I have gotta tell u something about her but pls dun get mad alrite?

[.huifen.]

JIELUN: alright. now shoot. what have you been doing to my Patty and without my permission?

[puukiness]

Vanness: I went to bed with her last night while you were gone, and i think she's pregnant with my baby! *please don't hit me*!><


HAHAHAHoo this getting interesting!

[.huifen.]

JIELUN: WHAT !? Dont you think you deserve a good beating ?! How can you do that!??! so what are you going to do now!?!?!

PS. i'm Jielun now. =x

[puukiness]

Vanness: i'm so sorry! you can beat me as hard as you like! *exposes himself for jay to beat hiM!*

[.huifen.]

puukiness, you're good at this. =D

JIELUN: no. I wont beat you up here. Go to somewhere where noone can see us. Dont spoil my reputation!! (pulls Vanness by the collar)

[puukiness]

waht? why does he have a collar??? this is getting out of hand ppl!

Vanness:*they arrive at a dark alley way...* *jay chou is about to smack him* "just do it!" *all of the sudden.... Se7en shows up!*(Se7en was just at a dance off, he was with his street dancing friends and coming back home through the same dark alley as vanness) "se7en? what are you doing here?

[.huifen.]

se7en: EH! Why cant I be here? So what are you doing here with the heavenly king ZHOUJIELUN?

yes. and I guess it's suppose to get outta hand. LOL.

[Jay-Dai]

Jay: *Fish out nanchukas and straightens Vanness's collar* Oh i was just gonna teach him a trick or two with my shuang jie kun.

[jayluva1]

hey! isn't this suppose to be a conversation between jay and vanness? lolz... how does se7en fit in? ok then... add se7en...
anyway...
Vanness: uhh... oh we were just talking about jay's new album... *se7en brings them to a cafe*

[.huifen.]

JIELUN (whispering to Vanness): see! now what. We're in a cafe with se7en. How am I suppose to beat you up ?!

jayluva1
puukiness added se7en in. haha.

[jayluva1]

ok... i shall add in someone else... yu hao from NQMM comes in to the cafe...
se7en calls him over
Yu Hao: hey guys! what are you doing here?

[Jay-Dai]

[QUOTE=.huifen.]JIELUN (whispering to Vanness): see! now what. We're in a cafe with se7en. How am I suppose to beat you up ?!

Haha. That's funny.:D

Vanness to Jay: We'll get back down to business after we are done with se7en.
Vanness to se7en: So dude wads good?

[puukiness]

hahaha sorry!
Vanness: how bout you just not beat me? and i keep patty, and you can have someone else!

[jayluva1]

jay:wtf?! nigga don't play with me boy! *jay snaps to his senses* ok... sure... to tell you the truth... patty paid me to be her bf...

[.huifen.]

Vanness: WHAT !?!?!? Patty paid you ? eh, yuhao! Is that true?

[Jay-Dai]

Yuhao: Huh? How much did patty pay you? She used to pay me HK $150 000 a month to be her toy boy.

[.huifen.]

JIELUN (screaming): WHAT !? Patty paid you? eh yuhao! How can you do this to me?

(everyone turns to look at Jielun)

JIELUN (whispering): Look. everyone is looking at me now.

[Jay-Dai]

Vanness: WAH! EVERYONE LISTEN. BIG NEWS! JAY CHOU GOT PAID BY PATTY TO BE HER BF! *Laughs at Jay hysterically*

[.huifen.]

JIELUN: oh shut up! At least better than a guy who steals other people's girlfriend.

[puukiness]

se7en: what jay? how could you? getting paid? arn't you rich enough? if your not, how bout you join my street dancing gang, you'll get paid and learn how to dance! you too, vanness and yuhao, what do you guys think want to join me?

[Jay-Dai]

Jay: se7en, i would rather go sweep the floor for vanness's house den join u and learn how to dance. Furthermore my dance moves are diao enough to kill you.

[.huifen.]

Vanness, Yuhao and Jielun (speaking different lines but together): what? We're solving a problem here and you're talking about your dancing gang? You got paid by your girlfriend too yeah? Why are you talking about us?

(suddenly together): WHO SAID WE'RE PAID ?!

[jayluva1]

se7en: you're not paid?!
vanness: look... it's not that i wanted to sleep with her... we went to a bar and she drugged me... she paid me not to tell... i can't help it...
Jay: wait! she drugged u too?!
Yu Hao: Hold up she drugged all three of us and paid us not to tell...
se7en: why did you say yes?
jay, yu hao, vanness: because she's a reporter!
se7en: then all three of you are not enemies! she is! she's the enemy!

[midori]

*patty sees jay, se7en, yu hao, and vanness and rushes over*

Patty: hey guys, what are you guys talking about?

[puukiness]

oh man this is getting exciting!!!!

Se7en: PATTY ! I HEARD THAT-
*vanness slaps se7en's mouth shut*
Vanness: he heard that you were hosting a new show!
Jay: yeah.. thats it!!!
Se7en: what she is? but what about her-
*yu hao slaps se7en to shut him up*
Yu hao: yes, she is very pretty for the show
Patty: ok, you guys are weirding me out....
*patty leaves*
Jay: Se7en you need to keep your mouth shut! or everyone in this cafe will hear our secret!!!!!(screaming at se7en)
*soon fans notice four major superstars and in the cafe and billions of ppl in a crowd run towards them*
*jay,yuhao,vanness,and se7en run back into the dark alley where they first met!*

[.huifen.]

PATTY (to herself): and since when did I say Im hosting a new show?

(over at the alley)
JIELUN: look!!! You made me "lose face"!!!
YUHAO: forget it. lets play basketball !
VANNESS and JIELUN: WHAT !? at this moment?
YUHAO: yes! why not?
(patty walks over suddenly)
PATTY: come on! lets play!
VANNESS: so. you were following us?
PATTY: hee. lets go.

[puukiness]

patty that dam stalker! lol
*patty thinking to her self, "dam i wanted to rape them* (lol)
se7en: but i don't really know how to play basketball, will you teach me?
Yuhao: its simple!*teaches*
Jay: i can give you some shooting tips !
Vanness: i get to be on jay's team!
se7en: sounds fun! lets go!
* the leave alley, but patty is left behind: she is still in the dark corner conjuring a plan how to rape those innocent boys(she doesn't notice they are gone!*
Patty: OH SHIT! where did they go?
*patty wonders off to another direction looking for them*
-basketball court far away from where patty is looking-
Jay: we have 4 people, perfect!

[.huifen.]

puukiness, LOL.

YUHAO: come on! who's on which team?
VANNESS: I'll be with Jielun!
JIELUN: I wanna be with Yuhao!
VANNESS: noo!!! you be with me!

(Vanness hugs Jielun)

JIELUN: ay. Get away!

(Pushing Vanness away)

[jayluva1]

(all whispering)

Jay: Yo, Vanness... Is patty still following us?

Vanness: Yea... just stick to the plan...

Yu Hao: alright...

Patty thinking to herself: jay-check, yu hao-check, vanness-check, se7en... hahaha... i will strike tonight!

[Azns_Ang3l]

se7en: oh great! i think something bad is gonna happen to us!

*makes a face*
*sees patty with a knife*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
everyone: ahhhhhhhhhhhh


??lolz

patty: hm... mwuhahahah

[jayluva1]

Patty : hey guys! want a cake? *HOLDS OUT CAKE*

SE7EN, Jay, Vanness, Yu hao : well one piece wouldnt hurt

*after eating all four falls into a deep sleep*

[.huifen.]

PATTY: FWAHAHA !!!! They are all asleep. Now I can go on with my plan.

[puukiness]

omg..!! what have you done people!!!i shall save them!

*Patty takes them back into the dark alley (where everything started) and ties them up!*
Patty: YES!!!! *evil laugh bwuAhahAaHaHaHA* i have finally caught all my boyfriends at once!! and i can enjoy them as much as i want all 3 at a time! PLUS a extra special , se7en! bwuAhahahaahaHHAaH!!!! *lightning striking down**Patty shows her true side*
*patty strips everyone's shirts off! and she is about to their pants off too when suddendly.....*
*EDISON CHEN shows up!(he just came back from clubbing-that would be going to a club, not clubbing as in hitting someone with a club-)
Edison: HOLY SHIT PATTY! What the F are you doing? why are they all half naked? why are they all asleep!!!!!???
*Patty runs away from embarassment!!leaving the boys behind, but she "accidentally" took their shirts along with her......*
Edison: what?? what am i suppose to do with them now?

[jayluva1]

edison wakes them up...

Jay: WTF?! where is my shirt?! it's gucci! #@%!*%
Edison: Patty!
*edison unties all 4*
Se7en: wha? what happened? wtf?! wheretf is my chanel shirt?!
Edison : ughhh... patty!
Yu Hao : Patty?
Vanness : I knew she had a problem... we must do something!
Jay: do what? if we tell authorities we will have no reputation no more!
se7en : then we must find her and do something!
Vanness : oh yea, jay... she doesn't have my baby... i used a condom... i forgot...
Se7en : wtf? why did she have me naked?
edison : I don't know... but she's up to something. let's go somewhere and tell me everything... i'm confused...
*goes to se7en's house*

[.huifen.]

(reaches se7en's home)

JIELUN: okay. what now!?

(edison starts laughing)

JIELUN, VANNESS, YUHAO and SE7EN (together): WHAT !?
EDISON: dont you think it's funny? the four of you walked here half naked.
JIELUN: ahhhhh. I'll lose "all my face" if anyone saw that. ahhhhh.
VANNESS: actually it's okay. We're so hot.
YUHAO: eh. Who says you're hot ?! I am, you're not.

(gets into a quarrel about who's hotter)

JIELUN: I'm the hottest! okay?
everyone together (excluding Jielun): YES YES. you're the hottest.
JIELUN: good. so what should we do now?

[puukiness]

Jay, Yuhao, Vanness, and Se7en: *explains whole story to edison*
Edison: wow....what a adventure.....and patty...wow...shame shame... how come i never got to sleep with her!!! ..i mean...... she is bad!
*se7en goes gives everyone one of his own t-shirts*
Yu hao, Jay: Why is this shirt so tight? it feels uncomfortable
Vanness, se7en: thats the style ok? gotta be with the fashion flow! plus you guys look much better than you did before anyways.
se7en: yeah, you should have came to be for some clothes first before you go out famous... you and your suits Jay, thats just so ....old!
Edison: uhh back to topic! what are we going to do now?
Vanness: i say we should prank Patty back, and emarrass her infront of the fans!
Jay: Good idea! we can use our sexy man bodies to lure her!
(hahahahaha LOL)

[.huifen.]

puukiness, LOL.

YUHAO: okay! so how are we going to do it?
JIELUN: meet her tomorrow at 3pm!! I know she'll be having a meeting with the reporters then. Tell her we're going there to support her!
SE7EN: good idea !! anyone has her phone number?

(everyone start searching for their handphones)

ALL: where is my handphone ?!?!?
SE7EN: oh damn. Patty must have taken them.
EDISON: ohhh. You freaks! Se7en, dont you have a house phone?
SE7EN: eh. I almost forgot that.

(everyone starts laughing like crazy)

[jayluva1]

Jay : *se7en calls patty and because she has caller i.d. he puts his number to private.* hey patty? what's up... i just want to let you know that i'm coming to your conference thingy to support you... i love you baby
patty : thanks honey... you know i will always love you and you only...
Jay : ok honey g2g, bye
*jay closes phone. and hands it vanness*
*vanness calls patty. the phone number still is private.*
Vanness : hey baby... i'm gonna go to your conference with the reporters to support you ok? wait... i need to get something... i'm gonna put you on speaker ok?
patty: ok...
*turns on speaker* *everyone is silent*
Patty: oh dear vanness... i love you and you only... screw jay... you want to know a secret?
Vanness : sure babe...
Patty: i just dated jay to be more popular... you are the one i love.
Vanness : awww... patty... i love you... but i g2g... bye
*close phone*
Se7en : edison... did you record that?
Edison : YEP! both vanness's and jay's
Yu Hao : we are going to get pay back so badly...

[lattae]

Honestly, I don't know what kind of game this is. There's no aim, no rules, and has evolved into just a "post-after-me" thing. It doesn't qualify as a game...

You said it's meant to be a "conversation" between "Jay" and "Vanness". Now there's Patty, Yu hao, Se7en and what nots. You've also evolved from conversation line per post to some kind of fanfic postatholn?

If anything this is a lame game, and lame games end up locked.

Try again when you've got some aim/rules and we see a point in the game.