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jAy is a s h y_ b o i
01-09-2003, 08:37 AM
24/09/02, zhong guo shi bao (china times daily)
liu geng hong has taken 'interest' in xiao zhu?!
(text by luo zhi xiang, found at jay rendezvous)

when i'm out with jie lun we never have any big socialising activities, because jie lun is so introverted, if there are people at a gathering whom he doesn't really know, he'd rather not attend. so the most craziest thing i have ever done with him, was the both of us going to a hotel to stay overnight.

one day jie lun had lost his workroom keys, because he resides in the record company's studio, so that night he didn't have a place to stay. he said he wanted to stay at a hotel, and so i drove him there. when we arrived at the hotel, jie lun said, 'can you sleep with me?'.. 'why do i have to sleep with you?' i asked. but with his begging eyes, i could only accept his request.

we booked to stay in the best room of the hotel, which had a huge floor window that gave a beautiful view of outside. we both lied on the bed chatting. jie lun wore a bathrobe, and i wore a pair of boxers. as we were chatting away he felt that there was something 'wrong' in the way i was looking at him, so he kept talking and talking, and refused to let me go to sleep. he said he was afraid that when he'd fallen asleep, i would take 'indecent' actions towards him. he even placed a pillow between us.

jie lun: you can't go beyond this line ohh..go beyond this and you're done!'

xiao zhu: what the hell are you doing? playing 'liang shan bo and zhu ying tai' ohh?!!
i then took the pillow away, and deliberately laid my head on his shoulder.

jie lun then nervously said: xiao zhu don't do this, we're friends, don't do this!

the reason why jie lun had been thinking all along that i was 'fond' of him, was because he had been to my house, and saw my room full of feather and heart decorations, a very girly-feminine style, so he thought i was a bit 'strange'. later he even asked me 'really...are you gay?!'

speaking of gay, i would have to mention my very first impression of liu geng hong. when we first met, he was still in 'xiu bi du hua' (SBDW), always wearing 'fish net' tops, revealing his muscles. when i first saw him i thought, how could a guy wear a pair of fish net stockings on his body, and he has such great physique, definitely gay. not long after it was nearly new year, and he asked me, 'do you want to go out together over the new year?'...i thought to myself, 'wow, he'd taken interest in me very quickly?!' because i don't discriminate against gay friends, so i accepted his invitation. we started going out together, playing basketball.

geng hong likes to take his top off while playing basketball, showing his muscular body. and when we're playing, there would be some sort of body contacts. whenever this happened i felt there were these 'strange' reactions shown on his face, which made me even more certain that he 'is'. so one day i finally couldn't restrain myself and asked him : 'geng hong are you gay?' he replied in a melancholy, blue sort of tone, 'i'm not.....'. i still thought he was covering up, until i found out he really has a girlfriend, then i stopped asking.
jie lun, geng hong and i are always together, jie lun and i both thought that geng hong has a 'gentle' face, but has such muscular body, and loves to take his top off showing his body under any circumstances, and likes to mumble to himself, just really gay. so we take great pleasure in teasing him. plus whenever jie lun i are discussing where we should go and play, geng hong would then speak in that melancholy and blue voice: 'i - want - to - go - too !' which gets us shivering.

the names we usually call each other are funny too. they usually call me 'zhu', we call geng hong 'geng', and i've given jie lun the nick name 'bei bi' (baby). not due to any special reason or intention, just tho

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ught it would be


fun calling him that. the very first time when he heard myself calling him 'bei bi', he immediately replied 'bei your head lahh!' so like this i 'bei bi' him, he 'bei his head' to me, after a few months, i called him 'bei bi' again, but he actually replied, 'uuun' ('yes -') , seemed like he'd finally given in.

and then one time jie lun and i went to japan, and we stayed in the same hotel room together. my mother called me, and i was talking on the phone, and wanting to 'hold' jie lun. mum asked me what the hell i was doing, i said i'm holding jie lun right now. he even put up this face as if he'd been taken by me forcefully. my mother thought we were very weird, that it was late at night and we weren't going to bed but 'holding' each other.

jie lun thought my parents are very funny, but he'd always thought that they were divorced. one day he even asked me, 'weren't your mum and dad divorced? how come they're still so good together?'. 'what the? whose parents divorced?', i scolded. and then he saw me talking to my parents on the phone everyday, and said that he wanted to talk to them too, so i gave the phone to jie lun. but i couldn't believe the very first thing he said to my father was, 'hello, luo 'bo fu''. and my dad replied, 'hello, mr. chou!'. then my mother talked to him, and she was like thanking jie lun on the phone about him looking after me..this went on for a while and finally handed back the phone to me. i couldn't stand it anymore and told jie lun off 'you sounded as if we were at a match- making outing ahh.. even had to greet each other's parents ohhh!
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omg.. so funnie! there's more to it.. but not posted yet. ^^ when it's up i'll post it here! haha poor "bei bi ohh!" haha :D

m o n k e e
01-10-2003, 01:13 AM
LOLZ!! :hah: i luv dese stories wid liu geng hong, piggy n jay!
they sound lyk such a mischevious trio heheh


he said he was afraid that when he'd fallen asleep, i would take 'indecent' actions towards him. he even placed a pillow between us.

i luv da way he puts it : "indecent actions"... lolz

jayx8318x
01-10-2003, 01:17 AM
hahahahaha
I like the part when Xiao Zhu talks about how he thought Liu Gen Hong was gay, that was so funny!

budeylicious
01-10-2003, 01:49 AM
ha ha! thanks for translating =)

mUShy
01-10-2003, 02:36 AM
:grinnin: thanks for translating the article! really brightens my day! there seems to be so many interesting stories abt the 3 of them!

cici bebe
01-10-2003, 02:40 AM
hahah they are so silly together XD

hab818
01-10-2003, 03:10 AM
how cute... "bei bi"...

quick question... what is luo "bo fu"? my mandarin sux... haha.

and who is this xiao zhu? I know, he is prolly really famous and I'm just an ignorant, naive little girl who knows nothing... so sorry...

mUShy
01-10-2003, 03:17 AM
bo fu is something like uncle.
so luo bo fu is kinda equivalent to uncle luo
that's very polite of jay :)
as for xiao zhu...i remembered a topic where i posted the same question too..but i jus cant seem to recall where in the forum it's in :(

jayx8318x
01-10-2003, 03:19 AM
Use the search function
http://www.jmediaforum.com/board/search.php
:)

-dream-
01-10-2003, 04:10 AM
heh, dat was so funnie! i luv reading about those three as well...dey jus seem lyk such good frens..its kute in a way :hah: thnx for putting dat up!

jAy is a s h y_ b o i
01-11-2003, 04:23 AM
hehe glad u guys like the article, but i just want to clear up that i didn't translate the article. ^^;; i just posted it! i don't want the owner of the site coming in.. and think that i took the credit. ^^ but anyway, aren't they so funny? ^o^ "bei bi" lol

min
01-11-2003, 10:14 AM
he he funny funny....
and I WANT MORE lol hehe
well not in that rude of a context but i hope you would post it if you have more 8)
please........

azNgel
01-12-2003, 12:54 AM
hahaha that was hilarious! I was laughing in front of the computer like a crazy girl while my mother was looking at me weirdly haha :p It's fun to read those kind of articles. Jay is so cute! oh yeah what did he mean by "holding each other"? I just can't imagine that...like...holding hands? hug? :shock: