if you could work for jay, what job would it be?

[xiaoting]

well, yeah, what job would you have if you worked for jay?
i would be his official photographer...you know, for all his modeling ^^

EDIT (6/1/06): I would be his personal massager so I could touch him all over. If I get a little too touchy, then I could just say I'm doing my job.

- chou time

this is, by far, the weirdest reply....a little too touchy >.<

[WinterSnow]

wooo ~~ i will be his body-guard ..hahaha,,,i can follow him everywhere,,,though im a girl ~

[jiali]

Hmm.. i'd be his personal assistant. Which means i'll have to be with him most of the time. hahah.

[cookielmy]

Yess! Like what jiali said, I wanna be Jay's assistant, I'll never get to leave his side. *muahaha*.
But being stage dancer would be fine too. Getting to perform with him in concerts and also rehersals together. *dreaming*

[Starylosophy]

Yep, i agree with Jiali and cookielmy! i wanna be his personal assistant and help him organize his busy schedules. best of all is that i can see him almost everyday hee hee :bleh:

[snowflake]

Is girl friend a job?! If so can I apply?! (^^)

I think being his image consellor will be cool. I can make he wear what I like to see him in!!

[Onigiri]

I'd like to be Jay's chef. You'd be able to cook for Jay every day and watch his content face after finishing your meals :D Feeding people is fun and making food is fun~!

Or maybe a back up dancer as cookielmy had said! That would be so fun because you can learn all those cool and compilcated moves to Jay's songs. Also you'll be sharing a stage with Jay!

[-zhoujielunrocks]

i'd be anything as long as it is to work for jielun (: hahaha.

i think a personal assistant would be cool :D if not a back-up dancer also.

but this suddenly came into my mind, what abt a private doctor ! (: it'll be cool, taking care of jay.

[Loh Weng Heng]

well, i would like to work for him in the studio n help him to write his songs or maybe helping him making his songs or maybe music. That will be cool cause he can share his talent to me :happy:

Or maybe sometimes i can be his back up dancer. As you guys said so just now ^^"

[~aloha.]

as for me, i definitely want to be his back up dancer. for EVERY of his performance. hee. i love dancing to jay's songs and i love jay. what else could be more perfect. ahh *dreaming*

ps: does anyone know how to apply to be one ???

[chengy12]

yo yo, i like the guys music, and im a guy myself, so i would like to be...hmmm....hmm....

I'd be his friend, cos theres no job as important as being someones friend! :-)

anyways

[Beryl-Luv-Jay]

Erm...for me i definately want to be his personal Assisstant ! I wanna arrange all his scedule...hehe! Cool...it seems like u guys want to be Jay personal assisstant too...hehe... :-)

[D1a0_j@y]

if i would to be work for jay...
i would choose to be his music assistant...
then i can learn how to make the diao-est music!!!
haha...

[zhoudaoyan]

haha! there are soo many jobs that i would take up.. hrm. i'll list them

oo. personal assistant, partner!??!, student ( like for piano or anything), song writer??, oo piano accompanist!!, dancerr, OMG even the janitor's great lol. coz then if im cleaning everywhere in the studio and stuff i can see jay everyday!!
oo and like, i can have conversations with him during his break or something like, i'd actually have an excuse to talk to him.. i could say, " do you have any rubbish JieLun?" and then things would roll from there lol, maybe he'd recognise my talent and take me as a student and make me famous lol ( sorry for the ego)... and i could leave a little Post-it sticker on like the toilet cubicle for messages that i want to pass to Jay lol...

[Irina]

I think I will be stiling his hair,or maybe will be his professional photograher;)

[pandaz]

DEfinitely want to be a personal assistant.. one that he can't do without :tongue:

Like when he's recording his songs, i'd get to hear a preview.. then i'd be the one to buy fried chicken for jay to eat ^___^ hehehee.. just be the one in-charge taking care of him basically! :D DREAM JOB.

[esther]

Biggest dream: his personal asst of course! You all can count on me to take care of Jay!
When he's feeling uneasy in overseas hotel room, i will volunteer to keep him company! :rolleyes: When Jay is sick, happy, sad, angry (i will help him point the finger at the reporter too!), or whatever whatever, i will be by his side! Oh man.. DREAMs....

I want to be his skin consultant, or maybe.. his maid? I will do anything for Jay, cos he is so generous to give big big ang pow (red packet) to all his workers every end of the year! :lolabove:

[xiaoting]

OMG even the janitor's great lol. coz then if im cleaning everywhere in the studio and stuff i can see jay everyday!!
oo and like, i can have conversations with him during his break or something like, i'd actually have an excuse to talk to him.. i could say, " do you have any rubbish JieLun?" and then things would roll from there lol, maybe he'd recognise my talent and take me as a student and make me famous lol ( sorry for the ego)... and i could leave a little Post-it sticker on like the toilet cubicle for messages that i want to pass to Jay lol...
errr WOW. hahahaha, everyone wants to be a personal assistant, but i see you're content with being his janitor!

[jayluva1]

his translator! lol! though i don't know mandarin! lol! ima learning... or house keeper! i could touch his clothes and where he sleeps! then sell him underwear on ebay! lmao!

[ask4more_jay]

background vocals!! LOL~~ only if i could....i wish....hahahaha. actually, i'd be anything for him!! haha~ JK =)

[Cai_Niao]

I would really love to be Jay's video game buddy!! YEAHHH!!! :bleh: and then make him pay me heaps for it! Lol...

[devonn]

Of course to be his personal assistant. This mean I can travel with Jay all the time, except when he was dating with Patty :oops: Not only, Jay is always outstation. I can take the opportunity to travel to many places through Jay! :excited:

[zhangpei]

hee...i guess a slave sounds exciting?? hee...slave sounds bounded!!of course...if he does has a slave, that would mean he's gonna need that slave 24/7!! hee...趁机!!

[Helix]

hehe..i think i might wana be his personal stylist...as an artist...im sure he cant live without a stylist!! hahahaha hire me plz jay!!!

[piglet]

aww!! i wana be his piano!! haha..sorry for being a bit out of topic .. :wstupid:

okay..i want to be his lawyer and stop all those people who wrote nonsense about Jay!! :brows:

hmm..can i take over vincent fang's role??hahaha

[kasic_fantasy]

i will wish to be his stylist or his cellist...haha at least i can get to go round shopping with him and get to play music for him :angel:

[killer_race]

um...if i could work for jay...id probably like to be his secretary/personal assistant like that. =D any job which i can follow him

[PaoAiJieLun]

i'd like to be his official photographer. ^^

well... i'd be with Jay everywhere of course, and at the best locations at that! ^^ and of course, my relationship with him is purely professional... he'd have to pay me alot for my talent... haha.. making him look good and all that. hehe..

and because i'm the official photographer, i could also make him do so many things for the camera and make him wear whatever... hehe... and yeah, did i tell you that he'd be staring at me all the times, except for shots that have to make him look away. hehehe... ^^

[xsnow0yinx]

I'll be his Bball buddy... xD But I can't play much though..

[angelofdevotion]

well....body guard.....i learnt wu shu so i might tag along Jay with my sword or any weapons i got.....and when some evil paparazzi is annoying him again, i will do the job of........hitting them until they beg for mercy!!!!*evil flames in my eyes*

[lilaznboy121088]

i wish i could be his song writer, that would give him ideas to writing his songs. which i could help him create more songs that would be enjoyable to his fans and for me which is a part of his fan. being a son writer would be a great help to jay, sense he is a singing that sometimes need other people to help him out on the songs he write.

[rainbowballoon]

I would be the make-up artist. Then I can get close to his face - mwahaha.. just crapping... I know nuts about make-up but getting working with jay would be interesting ..

[tazu]

uhm..for me i will be his manager,i'll take care him, let he get rest when he like. and never told him do so much work.

[IEN7YU]

i would want to be jay's p e r s o n a l assistant! then i could manage all of his schedules, photo shoots, rehearsals, concerts, performances -- basically wherever he would show up next!! i would be with him 24/7!!!! ^^

[coolgal89]

i wanna be his very very personal assistant! preparing his everything and goin everywhere with him too.........

[cute_narutokun]

as for me..!!
i wan to be his Personal Bodyguard...cause i have a be shaped...figure?( iam fat)
so i can be a BODYGUARD!
lolx.....just being a assistant will do also...

[ZOO101]

well, yeah, what job would you have if you worked for jay?
i would be his official photographer...you know, for all his modeling ^^

ah, i hope this thread hasn't been taken already. i searched in the forum and i got nothing. so i'll take my chances!

haha.. i hope i cna be his "bao mu"- personal assistant, but if there is no vacancy, i don mind being his maid.. haha..

[Phil]

I would want to work in the music aspect with him. Perhaps be a vocalist, or sing a duet with him :D wanna learn some things off him :happy:

[jaylover_ryke]

i wanna be his hairstylist so can touch his hair!!!
that way i can see what he looks like when he just got outta bed..hot!!!!

[ryanzen]

i want to be his personal guitarist in his band for live concert! that way i can do live concert with him around the world, but too bad my guitar skill is not very good...

[Jie_Lun_Rox]

his gal =PpPpP

oh well, his personal assistant is good =D

[jayfalc0n]

ooh, working for Jay should be a REALLY interesting job. I'd like to be his PA. I kinda like organising stuff and keeping track of things. Plus I get to follow Jay around on tours, interviews, concerts, everything! I'll probably be one of his best friends or something. lol *wishful thinking*

[y3e.hu1]

I'd like to be his personal maid. Pack his clothes when he goes to overseas, clean his rooms, clean his underwear or boxers, sleep on his bed when he's not home and everything haha. *dreaming* or being his private eng tutor will be good too lol

[Immort4L]

I would wanna be his driver. driving him away from all the paparazzis and also being able to drive his antique cars! =D. and in the car there's only JAY AND ME. thats so nice. x)

[y3e.hu1]

I would wanna be his driver. driving him away from all the paparazzis and also being able to drive his antique cars! =D. and in the car there's only JAY AND ME. thats so nice. x)

That'd be YOU and JAY with his coworkers :tongue: hehe kidding. Nice job though lolz I'm willing to be his driver.. foc hehe!

[princessKitty]

I would be his stylist. I would like to choose clothes for him to wear during press conference, concerts, shows etc. And also choose jewerlly and shoes and all those stuff. It'll be cool if I can do that because i like designing and dressing up so if I had the chance to dress Jay, it'll be a dream come true!

[khoochai]

Haha. I would be his graphic editor. As in, any of his MV or songs, I will edit everything for him. Which is in the studio, where he spents most of the time there. Muahahahaz...

[Hypo_potato]

i'd be his backup singer! I think it'll be cool to work with jay. Maybe i could do a duet with him, i just think he has heaps of talents and maybe if i EVER get a chance to meet him, i'd ask if i could sing with him ;)

[narutotan]

I will be his SURBODIANT .. cos he will always talk to me :P haha.. and play jokes with me :P

[rhyslud]

North American Agent - Get him gigs and songwriting opportunities over here.

[zhy378]

the job would be havin his babies.:wink2: lol JUST KIDDIN! nah no thanx

i think maybe some sort of agent, get him more into the western world of music industry. hmmm...never mind, maybe a maid, oh what good goodies i can find related to him and sell it on ebay lol....not that i would do that but it is possible.:happy:

[ch3rri3]

I wanna be his full time girlfriend...or full time wife even better!!!
Thats job too ritee??
My work will involve caring for him, loving him, cook for him, listening to him (whenever he's sad or happy), and all those involving his personal life and needs etc etc

[princess`bobo]

mmmm his going out partner! u know, someone to take him out to K bars or clubbing or to go clothes shopping...fun stuff like that!

[rascal_512]

yeh being a maid sounds alrite :brows: heheh. or a stylist (his clothes for his concerts r pretty dodge??!! i guess its like that.. azn style) - ne1 seen 'i'm sorry i love you'?? she got pretty close access to yune... but then again they were childhood frds living in the same house... i wonder if theres a job opening for being jay's childhood friend (we'd have to make up for lost time) or room mate :tongue: .
but all in all i'd rather be a supervisor or technician in the recording room so i can see aaall his masterpieces come to life :D !!!!!!!!! how great woud that be?? i mean hearing his songs on cd is just .... *speechless*.... but in the recording itd be so full on! sigh..:angel: heavenly

[sakurasaki]

may be i will be an assistant which will help him particular in music...
since jay loves music so much...he must spend a lot of time to work....

[S]

i think i would be his accounting, he would needed accounting to organize about his financial & tax..........

[andantino]

i want to work for him ... as his concert organizer.

i think that would be fun!!! muahahaha.
organize everything good for him and make it great!

[rzolo]

i'd b jays body guard too
i can always b near him and i can protect him
i'd also lyk to b his car maintenance guy
lyk person who fixes his cars ( i dunno y...jus think its interesting)
and i lyk cars :]

[lidooL-saRah]

hehe jay has so many body guards !!
im one of em ! haha nah. i would like to be jay's body guard + frend =]
so i can follow him everywhere. hehe ^^
but then i can be his frend so i dont scare him ><"

[shinjay]

I would be Jay best body guard and protect him and follow him where he go. I will make sure that no paparazzi come and interupt Jay haha.
Jay I will be your best body guard!

[chou_time]

I would be his personal massager so I could touch him all over. If I get a little too touchy, then I could just say I'm doing my job.

[BlaDe012]

i wanna be his PA-slash-bestfriend... or may Vincent Fang if I have the talent.. i think it'll be good to make good music with Jay

[luv_jay_4eva]

i wana be his personal assistant!!! thats soo cool.. can get 2 see him everydae.. if not then i'll juz be an mv girl whom he always work with.. hehe..

[twilighthush]

Management. Definitely management, since I have experience with that. And if not that, then A&R Director or Product Development director, since all of that helps to develop the artist hands-on.

[Shu1Yah]

i would want to be his spokeswoman. lOL .. im great when talking to the public .. plus .. its about Jay *dreams*

[7nameless7]

i would love to b his lyrist... although i noe i cant make it.. well its my dreams!! haha.. how nice if in his albums.. suddenly my name is on it.. right beside jay's.. only if jay loves my lyrics.. that would b the greatest honour..!

[Rurouni[X]]

Either the person who chooses his wardrobe..
I would five him a whole new look.
Take away his weird clothes.. although he dresses fairly well. ^^"
i wouldnt mind being like..,
His Instrument cleaner haha.. or like.. his counciller.
That would be kool.
Maybe his image consultant or his manager. ^^"

[i_dont_know]

Haha…if I could choose….hmmm… probably be his hair dresser or his make-up artist and dresser (is that a job??? O.o)! ^^ Hehe…then I get to play around with his hair and make his face look very sexy for events and concerts! ^^ Hehe…Plus, I get to pick out what he wears! =P Hehe….be even better during those concerts where he has to get changed ultra fast! Then I can just strip him and shove some other clothes on him! *swoon* OMg…LOL…I’m so spastic! :tongue:

[lil~jo]

I will be his.......
secretary...
then we can have our little love affairs....:brows:

if not...
I pegs being his driver....muah hahaha...then I can kidnap him....:shifty:

[chigusa707]

I want to be his stylist. I get to be in the dressing room when he fits his clothes. XD

[Legend_killer]

I would be anything to get close to Jay maybe good pay too :). I want to be Jays personal clothes picker because you would get to see all the cool clothes you wears and you get to go to his concerts to pick up his clothes :D

[Edweenie]

:bleh: I'll be his personal driver!~!!!! Can get away from paparazzis soo fast tht even camaras cant catch :rasp: Diao huh??

[tenshi_dew]

I would love to be his lyricist - like Fang Wen Shan. Then I would get to listen to his compositions first before anybody else!

Apart from that, being his photographer would be great too. I'd get to tell Jay how to pose, and get to keep all the other unwanted shots of him! :tongue:

[rurux2386x]

Hmm.. His long lost sister LOL.

No, really. PA sounds good, other than that management team, stylist, best friend, graphic designer (design all of his albums muaahahahaha) or an event organizer (organize his concerts?), but I think the best job is to be his employer :excited: meh if only I had $ and own BMG/SONY.

[archimedes]

i want to be his album cover designer! It would be my honour to design one for jay! i also want to be his MV Director! one more! to be his fashion stylist! i will meet him everyday at the morning and then pick clothes for him (looks like being his wife :whistle: )

[lenaf4ever]

hum..PERSONAL MANNAGER
you'll never get tired looking @ him
and plus..you'll get to travel round the world wit jay ;]

[pandaz]

i would aboslutely love to be his personal assistant :D

i would take care of jay's meals.. jay's schedule.. jay's accomodations.. make sure everything is perfect for him... be with him alll the time.. *dreams*

MAN. if Alfa would hire me, i'd willingly work for free!!

[BlackJack0919]

become his fan,just enough!
love Jay forever:tongue:

Not enough ^^ , I want to compose songs for him, I have already done it, however, whenever I hear his music, I decide not to send it to alfa music because It's "incomparable to JAY" ^^ haha:cry:

[nemo123]

if i worked for jay i would be his manager, telling him to do this and do that but im not trying tobe mean to him, i just like leading ppl, i would get high payed and get to c jay everyday and stuff like dat or i could even get free samples of jay's album too^^

[^^jay~chou~lover^^]

Jay's Stylist would be fun...seeing him most the time n dressing him up n all that...

[fiionahsz__]

i would be his assistance or body guard, get to follow him everywhere. or him sylist, i'd get to touch him all over and see him change. droolling already ><"
being his dancer would be cool too, get to follow him on tours. :]

[snowy1119]

his music partner cuz he'll be spendin tyme wiv me all day long juz to complete new songs n i could call him weneva i #want juz to tell him is that song okies but i dun mind bein around with him all the tyme its worth it keke ^_^ love to be his gf but no chance la hai >_< if being a chef is gud u gotta think that he wont always eat so no point reli backup dancer hm wen jay dances he wont be bothered reli chattion would he keke but i think hm bein a partner wiv him workn on music would be kool cant wait but haha am not ewven gud at ryting music although i took music b4
newayz jay chou's the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! l
ovin his music to bits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jAy is a s h y_ b o i]

style coordinator.
help him pick out diao outfits, go shopping with him...
help him change?!?!??! j/k lol i wish.
probably personal assistant so i can follow him around all day ^^

[yan_er]

of course his assistance!!follow him wherever he goes....kekeke...

[eza_sendoh]

I'LL be his wife < i can live without salary if he's by my side>
maybe i can be his secreatary or something who is very important to him...

[aiksam]

i think would be his partner in singer... could sing his song.. then he would maybe compose some songs for me... that would be great coz my dream is 2 be a singer...

[jazlyn87]

i would be jay chou's personal assistant .. and take care of all his stuff.. and be able to communicate with him =D

[didiwang]

personal assistant definately. any other job that can be closer to him ?

[kliu117]

I would probably be writing lyrics even though my chinese isn't that great. If my lyric are good then I;ll be famous and happy and maybe he'll give me a chance to sing and help me produce my own alblum.

[Pugwash]

I would say stylist... because I've always imagined what the current stylist is paid for making him look like a grandma sometimes.

[willywutang]

It comes down to being either his personel assistant or his stylist. Either way, you are able to spend time with Jay and get to know him.

[bawkbawkchicken]

lyricist...ok im not very good at writing lyrics or anything but i realli like his tunes n if i had the skill i'd def wanna collaborate with him on that :whistle:

[Moonlight_Huanghou]

being a back-up dancer sounds really interesting and fun! And like someone else said, I'd get to learn his moves better. But hey! A fun job like that and hanging around wiht the popular Jay would be awesome!

[R A I N B O W x3]

his prositute JKIDDING! LOL! id be a background dancer, MV helper, or a stylist =]

[yayableu]

^^^ FUNNY!!!

um... i wouldnt want to work for him.
i would like to work with him.
be his backup singer. yah? yes.

[joce]

i want to be his personal assistant... :happy:
so i can know what is he doing and blah blah blah...
and the most important things is i can always be beside him even he wants me to work for 24 hours... :brows:

[Gelloy]

be his clothes washer???
so I can smell his body perfume ...
hwehe...

[mei yen]

ala:wink2: ... all of i wan't to b have already they explain.. :whistle:
this didn't , i guest ha ha ha... (jay wife):-) coze included all aspect....can b his assistant, chef at kicthen, and everything....he he he...:-)

[diaoness]

i would want to be involved in the band...they must spend TONNES of time with jay...and everybody must be like *excellent* friends...and then i can perform at his concerts!!!! haha...they will be good times...

[BabyAngel]

of course i want be his special personnel artist makeup, to make him more cheerful and always handsome where he go ~ any job could do as long i involved in his routine activities ^^v

[alisadorsey@yahoo.co]

This would be the ideal job of co-writing his songs with him. I even dreamt of being his songwriter for his group nan Quan mama. Then I woke up. LOL But anyways I would love to write songs for him, so that he coudl put them on his new album. That would rock!

[loveillusion]

I want to take over Emily's job for a day. Only a day, but i do not know how to style his hair. But somehow she is also a personal assistant.

P.S IM CRAZY OVER EMILY NOW! hahahaa.

[hk-kc-jc]

i would be one of his dancers lol.. can dance around him like what the girls did when he was singing Ye Qu at his concert. muhahahahaha.. not really.. but i would like to be his dancer.. at concerts or in his mvs.. actually i don't mind being his female lead in his mvs.. would be pretty cool..

[wwday32]

i wanna be his hair stylist... can see his face really close...

[daynasour]

well.. his gurlfren.. wat better job can there be??