[JCNET Game] The Screwed Up Dictionary Game!

[jayx8318x]

I'm extremely bored, I just thought of this game, hope it works.
Here's how you play:

Let's pretend..uh...Jay posted before me and he posted the word: exuberent

Now I have to use the word in a sentence:

"Her exuberent nature lifted all our spirits" ok so I'm done,
now I post up a word for the next person to use in a sentence.
The screwed up part is, you can make up words too! And the next person has to guess what you wanted that word to mean or something, and try to use it in a sentence.

*crosses fingers* errr.hope this game works, and maybe people will learn something :happy:

Next word: noob
(Remember you can make up words)

[Jo]

Definition - noob - persons who persist on not following the rules, and have a phucked up mentality that they somehow rule the forum cuz they're rebellious

Sentence - taiwanese_female was such a noob, her mom killed her with a pair of scissors

next word: nOoBiTiTy

[benben]

noobitity
the character of a person that represents his/her enthusiatism in breaking forum rules.

The noobitity of benben was so great that he was kicked out of this forum....

Next word: Sammi

[jayx8318x]

sammi: a salami and ham sandwich

"Yes sir, may I please have another sammi sandwich?"

next word: ass-monkey

[Jo]

ass-monkey - bastard who insists on sticking his/her head in other people's business

"Oh my god, his mom can be such an ass-monkey sometimes."

phucktard

[jayx8318x]

phucktard - a retarded duck and parrot hybrid

"Hey look at that phucktard! Let's feed it some breadcrumbs"

next word: mojolicious

[babyxv]

mojolicious - a person is mojolicious when they achieve the state of mojo

"like, oh my god! jay is so like, mojolicious!"

next word:.... wuzzah

o_O

[Jess]

wuzzah- The wannabe ghetto way of saying "what's up?"

like a gangster says to one of his fellow homies in greeting, "wuzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

metamorphisized

[Jo]

wuzzah - wassup! as in, what's up?

"Wuzzah my brotha, long time no see man!"

metamorphosized - metamorphosed, physically mutated

"Damn! That is one wierd metamorphosized banana!"

next word - esti-efyu

[Jess]

esti-efyu - stfu / shut the f*ck up

"Would you PLEASE esti-efyu!!!??"

next word - pissed

[Jo]

pissed - angered, annoyed at something

"Jack was so friggin pissed that Rose pushed him off the Titanic."

duboyuti-ef

[babyxv]

pissed - 1. to be very angry
2. past tense of 'to urinate'

1. i am so pissed at jolin and her flared nostrils
2. i pissed 10 times today.

next word - goober

EDIT- oops didn't know jo also did 'pissed' oh well..?

[jayx8318x]

duboyuti-ef = wtf = what the f*ck??? = what the hell is wrong with you?

"WTF you talking about Willis?"

goober: a gooey booger...(lol I dunno), or a geeky person

"Eww look at that green goober"

next word: friggin

[Jess]

duboyuti-ef - WTF / what the f*ck?!

"Duboyuti-ef?! Why is Jo doing all of these?" :prop:

goober - booger

"I have a long, chunky goober hanging from my nostril."

EDIT:
friggin - f*ckin

"Why the friggin hell did you have to make that poll?"

next word - oh-em-gee

[Jo]

oh-em-gee OMG, or OH MY GOD

"Oh-em-gee you friggin suck!"

Ub3r

[Jess]

Ub3r - really, really

"Killing ants is so ub3r cool!"

f00

[jayx8318x]

f00 - one deficient in mental skills
or (slang) what you call your homies

Mr. T says "I pity the f00!"

next word: dawg

[cystaltears]

dawg- dammit

aww dawg my finger got stuck

next word : ARGHZ

[Jo]

ARGHZ - a sigh of disgruntle, frustration

"ARGHZ how the hell does he keep getting more stupid every single day?"

ridiculessation

[Jess]

ridiculessation - ...a ridiculous sensation?

"Watching you act so stupid, it is giving me a ridiculessation."

poush

[Sporks]

poush - a noise you say when you make a strange face...?

*makes an ugly face* "Poush! Poush!"

huzzah

[ker_ai_teresa]

huzzah - abbreviated form of "how's it going mate?!"

When bumping into friends on the street - "Oi! jessca! huzzah mate??!!"

:oops:

Boing

[fat_penguin]

Boing - the sound you make while hitting the ground after falling out the window.

"Boing!" (what else needs to be said?)

Next word: chump

[sawmui13]

chump : someone stupid and gullible

that chump didn't even realize he got tricked

next word : zippidy

[Quiet Boy]

zippidy - The process of zipping up the fly zipper on trousers.

"HAHAHA, look at that guy, he forgot to zippidy! :laughing: "

Next word: chornography

[xiaoli]

zippidy - a sound one makes when feeling happy. Also part of the lyrics to a cereal commercial jingle. :wacko:

"Zippidy doo da, zippiday day, my oh my what a wonderful day, plenty of sunshine coming my way, zippidy doo da, zippiday dayyy!"

----

chornography - the act of watching porn while eating.. chorn.

"That guy, Quiet Boy, he's really into chornography!"

chorn

[sUm^MeR]

chorn - finger foods, snacks that allows you to lick your fingers while eating it.
:?

"I love eating chorn with ranch dips."

toink

[retrobaby]

toink as in bouncing sound :glug:

"I threw the ball out of the window and it went toink toink toink against the ground."



lingy

[ker_ai_teresa]

lingy - being slightly deaf in one ear.

Me - "Oi! hi Quiet Boy!! hey! don't ignore me!!
Xiaoli - "Teresa, didn't you know Quiet Boy's a bit lingy?"

:oops:

chucka

[jayx8318x]

chucka - to hurl an object with great force

"We had to chucka bucket of corn at Quiet Boy to make him stop watching all the chornography"

next word: floid

[ker_ai_teresa]

floid - the abilty to float on fluids.

"excellent floating rubber duckie! you're a natural floid!"

stupomendity

[sUm^MeR]

stupomendity = the state where someone stupidity is eternal, can't be fixed, grows old with him.

"That guys is not idiot, he just suffers stupomendity."

burl

[fireman2a]

burl - A knot or lump in a piece of cloth. Or it could be the outgrowth on a tree.

"These burls in my shirt are making me thirsty!"

Shlurtomizer

[ker_ai_teresa]

Shlurtomizer - a potion which eliminates burls from cloth.

"here fireman2a, use some of this shlurtomizer on those burls on your shirt. that'll get rid of em!" :wink3:

sheepening

[xJayChoux]

sheepening - a way of sleeping like snore but the sound is like a sheep.

fireman2a is sheepening when he sleeps.

hoetjsch

[fireman2a]

Sheepening - The process of turning things into cows. Often confused with bullpeening, which is the process of turning things into apes.

"Why thank you Ker Ai Teresa. Indeed, I shall use this shlurtomizer on my burl filled shirt, but not before i subject the shirt to a round of sheepening!!!"

Grrrrr. . . .beat me to Sheepening.

Hoetjsch = A natural flavoring agent of the indigenous people of india. Comes in a powdered form.

"My burly shirt, stained in shlurtomizer, which has been recently sheepened, is now hoetjsch flavored!"


citag

[ker_ai_teresa]

citag - an electronic tag in which you must attach to belongings that you wish to take to the repairers or dry cleaners.

"Fireman2a, i think your shirt has been subject to too much stress lately, so citag it and take it to the dry cleaners to fix it up for you."

shrekening

[fat_penguin]

shrekening - the result of not going to the dry cleaners, putting your shirt in the washing machine instead, and the shirt coming out 2 size too small.

as Fireman2a didn't listen to ker_ai_teresa, his shirt ended up shrekening.

spak

[babyxv]

spak - to speak and spit at the same time

"ew don't talk to him. he spaks"

hoohah

[xJayChoux]

hoohah - a word that we say when we're banning a noOb.

We're banning a noOb, hoohah!

matata

[Ashed]

Matata - an old African saying, which means "good day".

"Hakuna Matata" - ?
Wasn't this in Lion King? Don't remember what it really means, though.

Mondify

[aDrena]

Mondify - to make everyday seem like an endless, rotten Monday.

"This horrid boss of mine mondifies every ef-fing day of the week, I hate her!"

chookeerit

[Jo]

Mondify - to humiliate to death on a monday, a combination of the words mortify and monday

"Jess accidentally pulled down Linny's pants when they went shopping and completely mondified linny."

chookeerit - to choke someone with an ear (wtf i must be going out of my mind)

"Serena chookeerited Jo yesterday out of her spite for him."

phantabulous

[aDrena]

phantabulous - an excellent performance, commonly used to describe elephant shows.

"To make up for chookeeriting Jo, Serena brought him to a phantabulous chornography elephant show."

pantaloons

[wackycashew]

pantaloons - of french origin; pants worn by lunatics

"At the phantabulous chornography elephant show that Jo and Serena attended, the ringleader was seen donning a pair of pantaloons."

ventrility

[jayx8318x]

ventrility - the ability to vent anger

"The nOoBs are so stupid that I'm always laying all my ventrility on them"

next word: tishing

[snail]

tishing- a tongue condition that some people suffer from, caushing them to pronounce "this" as "tish"

"She was mumbling again, tishing annoyingly every few minutes"

next word: chouwalking (Derived from jaywalking)

[wackycashew]

chouwalking - the act of walking around with no underwear on :crazy:

"Charlie ended up chouwalking home once because these bullies at school had played a nasty trick on him."

next word: hallucinmania

[sawmui13]

hallucinmania - a party for fantasizing and eating special brownies

the dungeon and dragons fanatics got together for another hallucinmania

next word - blooble

[snail]

blobble- a search engine that only displays pages with bloo (blue) backgrounds
"I searched for Jay Chou on blobble and was led to the Pepsi homepage."

next word: stir cry
*i think im having wayyy too much fun with this game.... grrr... :)

[wackycashew]

stir cry - an Icelandic delicacy made from tears

"While enjoying some bubble tea last night with friends, I had some stir cry. The salty taste makes it part of a complete late night snack."

next word: NQ

[Smonkkey]

NQ-nice quack(used by ducks, well if you can hear them speak. they like to keep things simple. Commanly used when ducks are in love)

"You know you have the prettiest eyes, o and NQ"

next word-go with jess' if you read this

[Jess]

NQ - next question

"What is the NQ of that test?"

EDIT:
calimickle - what people.. call.. californians

"I met a Calimickle the other day at the liquor store, he was a nice fellow!"

onesie

[Smonkkey]

[edit]Jess-you didn't have to edit yours!!!

onesie-like two-sies but with one

"onesie, twosie, threesie, foursie"

Hacky-bo-backy

[wackycashew]

Hacky-bo-backy: slang for the hacking of a computer

"My friend's laptop got hacky-bo-backy the other day. Doh!"

next word: wiggolicious

[Jess]

wiggolicious - something that wiggles, yet still tastes delicious

"I found this decapitated worm on the ground the other day, it's guts were falling out yet it was still wiggolicious!"

savvy

[Smonkkey]

isn't that a word,

Savvy-savory and sweet, nice style, or something like that.

"Man those are a nice pair of savvy boots."

Wackamint

[wackycashew]

Wackamint - a wacko having mint chocolate chip ice-cream :bleh:

"A wackamint was strolling in the park the other day when he suddenly saw someone chouwalking."

snoopglyphics

[Smonkkey]

snoopglyphics-writting using snoopy-like hyroglypics.

"I love to write to my friends in snoopglyphics"

hamography

[Jess]

hamography - the study of ham

"My friend majored in hamography this year, but unfortuantely she didn't get her law degree that she wanted."

meh

[wackycashew]

meh: abbreviation for "my ear hurts"

"After listening to my friend reciting the production process from her hamography notes, meh."

tolestrious

[aDrena]

tolestrious - to describe somebody who's industriously tolerant of n00bs.

"The mods at jay-chou.net are highly tolestrious , i wonder what kind of training the admin puts them through."

pukeneous

[xiaoli]

pukeneous - adj. describes something which is the epitome of disgusting, something which is able to induce severe vomiting.

"oh YUCK, that meal you cooked was pukenous!"

fubble

[fat_penguin]

fubble - someone who thinks that they invoke fuzzy feelings in people, and that they're totally adorable

"oh you think you're such a fubble!"

schwim

[fireman2a]

schwim - a frenchman trying to pronounce "swim"

"Ze lemans, itis a verrri bon plaice to schwim!"

Chuai

[ker_ai_teresa]

Chuai - the chinese accented pronunciation of the word 'try'

"can you chuai to put this word into a sentence?"

monkanation

[wackycashew]

monkanation - monkeys taking over a place and becoming rulers

"Rumour has it that in Matrix 3, there will be a monkanation." :laughing:

thankmusphrapy

[Chuci]

thankmusphrapy - The politically correct way of thanking happy mushrooms.


"Thankmusphrapy little mushroom for saving our village!"

chromosomically

[wackycashew]

chromosomically - chromosomes mutating in turn

"Will humans ever be chromosomically produced?"

metagoogoogaga

[Jo]

metagoogoogaga - a baby who's characteristics are far more mature than of the standards of the world of "googoogaga", or other babies

"Karen was always different, even at a tender age of one point zero three four three two seven five to the negative zero point one, she was already a metagoogoogaga."

condemnitarious

[wrx'03]

condemnitarious- derivative of condemn, to lend credence or provide adverse judgment against.

His condemnitarious actions jeopardized the mission.

Next word:
facetious

[wackycashew]

hmmm... isn't facetious a real word meaning teasing? ah welll... i'll just make something up. :bleh:

facetious - describes a sound that can be likened to flushing a toilet after one has eliminated his/her feces

"Where is that facetious noise coming from? Oh, it's just my brother snoring..."

improgation

[Jo]

improgation - a highly advanced, improved process of impregnation

"Her improgations were all very successful, up to date she has twenty three children"

elimindistical

[sawmui13]

elimindistical - psychological state where one wants to go on a rampage, destroying everything in sight

The nut in the bulldozer is elimindistical. He's already knocked down three buildings.

pms-tria

[jayx8318x]

elimindistical - a stealth military technique in which forces are able to annihilate enemies from enormous distances.

ninja mod will save us from the nOoBs by using elimindistical maneuvers

edit: pms-tria - a support group for women with PMS

We have to attend the pms-tria every month.

next word: shapple

[wackycashew]

shapple - a new brand of apples with shortbread added to the make-up

"Let's all have some shapple pie tonight!"

resacophone

[Jo]

shapple - shattered apple

"Although it is physically impossible to shatter an organic apple, attempting to create a shapple is almost as good."

resacophone - a person who shuts everyone else up

"He is such a resacophone at times, you can't hear a single word at the dinner table in his house on tuesdays."

Reincartillarian

[vinka]

Reincartillarian--Someone who dilligently advocates the right of spirits/ghosts to reincarnate

"He's such a devoted reincartillarian when he was alive yet ironically when he died, the people up there banned him from reincarnating"

serentupendous

[Jo]

serentupendous - the quality of being a calm, collected and stupid person

"I heard his teacher was very serentupendous in her handling of cheaters during finals."

Desecroturical

[vinka]

Desecroturical--A completely methodical yet rhetorical manners of expressing profanity (huh?)

"That student has master the skill of desecroturical and thus, has dropped out of school to open a tutorial in that subject"

obnoxilicious

[wackycashew]

obnoxilicious - describes someone who is an obnoxious jerk and eats up all the delicious goodies, leaving nothing for others

"Joey, the obnoxilicious moron has eaten all my clodhoppers again!! :-x "

bafooticons

[Jess]

bafooticons - the icon with the feet that every sheep wants

"You're feet look like pancakes! They're NOTHING like bafooticons!"

el-emm-ay-yo

[nunchakus]

el-emm-ay-yo - Lesser known term for Laughing My Arse Off.

"Oh Em Gee, You are so funny! El-emm-ay-yo!"

Next word: PootPoot

[Jo]

pootpoot - lesser known term for kaput

"Oh-em-gee, you are so funny! How did you make that elephant chronography go pootpoot? El-emm-ay-yo!"

supercalifragelistikespialedocious

[fireman2a]

supercalifragelistikespialedocious - a form of canned soup.

"I say, there's a fly in my bowl of supercalifragelistikespialedocious!"

Balglo

[Ashed]

Balglo - A traditional Bangladeshi music instrument, similar to the xylophone.

"It is tough learning to play the balglo because it is only available in Bangladesh."

Poonity

[munchi_75]

Poonity - A person who eats pony poo

"what do u wanna be when u grow up?"
"i wanna be a poonity!!"

shippomotamus

[Quiet Boy]

shippomotamus - a genetic cross-breed hybrid between a hippo and a piece of sh*t.

"Mum, can we go to the zoo, I wanna see the new shippomotamus they created!"

hornioraemus

[fireman2a]

hornioraemus - the complicated medical term for "explosive green diarrhoea"

"I hope I don't catch a bout of hornioraemus from good ol Quiet Boy!!!"

Thundercrud

[sUm^MeR]

hornioraemus : a mixed-breed between shippomotamus and horny old horse.

A: Did you see how hornioraemus look at that female pony? Gross!
B: Ah, don't think too much. Maybe it just one of the poonities.
==================

thundercrud: the stomach sound of a very hungry fat man.

That fat man is dying for some roast hornioraemus. He just made a loud thundercrud.


jialat

[ker_ai_teresa]

jialat - a word to describe this smilie --> :drool:

"what's wrong with her?"

"Oh, dun worry bout her. she just hasn't stopped jialating from seeing J live."

Nistiny

[cystaltears]

nistiny= a bug that is called nis..and very tiny..so in conclusion itz called the nistiny bug~:D:D

BOY~ that bug is too tiny for a nistiny!!!!

next word: pehlay

[Ashed]

Pehlay - A cult dedicated to one of the greatest footballers in history, Pele. This word is also used to refer to the member of the cult.

"I am a Pehlay and I am proud of it."

Whorlve

[xiaoli]

Whorlve - how a German man with a heavy accent pronounces "wolf".

"Oh! Help! I see a whorlve!

achtzehn

[ker_ai_teresa]

achtzehn - the french pronunciation of the word "accent"

"hehe...det ghuy speeks wit le fhony achtzehn! har har!"

Jayology


:cloud9:

[illogical_philosophy]

hi...can i join?
please do correct me if i got this all wrong.

Jayology= the theory & science of Jay
Stop bugging me, I got Jayology exam this afternoon.

NEXT: BANDERSNATCH

[ker_ai_teresa]

BANDERSNATCH - a new dance created by the Bander tribe in central mongolia where you dance without your pants :yeah:

edison was caught by the cameras of the hk papparazzi, while doing the bandersnatch in the middle of the road.

:oops:

Jolinity

:cloud9:

[sUm^MeR]

jolinity = 1. a word to describe the nature of a chick who thinks she's hot because she looks like a famous Japanese female artist wannabe. 2. This word could also be used to describe a habit of taking advantage of famous friends.

1. Geez, her jolinity had reached to the point where she's too obessesed with herself.

2. She only makes friends with high-class people. Don't you know that she's so into jolinity?


Legit

[wackycashew]

legit's a real word, right? in any case...

legit - another term for saying, "break a leg!" before a show

"Yo bro, don't be nervous! Legit, man!!"

volupology

[TheenD]

Volupology - The act and study of consumption of high volumes of alcohol.

"Let's go to the bar and do some Volupology"

word: Frigtastic

[vinka]

Frigtastic--A new brand of chewing gum that will make your breath smell friggin fantastic, hence, the name.

"Don't be nervous about your first kiss, you'll be allright. But just in case, here, take a Frigtastic"

Oranjesimors

[aDrena]

Oranjesimors - an affliction that causes Jay fans to go weak at their knees when over excited.

"The whole stadium was struck with Oranjesimors when Jay emerged topless, many of them had to be carried out in stretchers at the end of the concert"

simi

[wackycashew]

simi - a modernized way of saying gimme

"Simi, Simi. I want it now! NOW, NOW, NOW! *stomp stomp*"

babroochy

[Jo]

babroochy - a new kind of mineral recently discovered by the Afrikan tribe Babroo, apparently an alloy of impossible mixture, very explosive in nature

"No Babby, don't touch that baroo -BOOM-" "..."

beelgaytz

[Jess]

beelgaytz - the clone of a terrible man who created Microsoft

"Oh-em-gee! I am getting so fed up with my computer! I blame it all on Beelgaytz!"

jorjboosh

[sawmui13]

jorjboosh breed of ignorant politicians

el-emm-ay-yo! did you hear the speech by the president? he's such a jorjboosh!

martahstoowart

[Jo]

martahstoowart - evil, old hag who stays young forever by draining the lifeforce out of all young children. this diabolic apparition can sometimes be spotted on the Food Network

"Oh-em-ef-gee! martahstoowart is chasing after little boys once again, when will her evilness be put to rest?"

Afrayedknot

[JianDan[Ai]]

Afrayedknot - to not be afraid

Jorjboosh was frayedknot of war, for he craved it, it was his one and only possibly succesful actions in a politcal term of incompetence.

qwerty

[wackycashew]

qwerty - someone who is quirky and witty

"Who thinks Jacky Wu is a pretty qwerty guy?"

shamerama

[Sporks]

shamerama - An annual festival where they update the Hall of Shame.

"Hector, do you want to go to the shamerama with me next week?"

kleely

[cystaltears]

kleely- a klennex brand

hey~ momma can u pass the kleely over..i have to put on boogers on it

next word: smatiepants

[wackycashew]

smatiepants - term used to refer to those who are so cocky about their intelligence that they don't even realize their mistakes

"Sebastian is such a smatiepants. He thought that he would easily win the national spelling bee, but alas, he was too careless and left out the letter 'r' in the final word. Boy, was he shocked that he had lost!"

chourough

[ker_ai_teresa]

chourough - a word to describe ppl who discriminate against those with the surname 'chou'.

'why's your friend so against J??? is he jealous of his success or something?'

'No - he's just a chourougher...'

mystomon

:cloud9:

[cystaltears]

mystomon- a new kinda pokemon..it has mystical powers....looks like mist...

HEY~ look there goes mystomon.GOTTA CATCH EM ALL~!

next word:dop

[JianDan[Ai]]

DOP - slang version of Homer Simpson's imfamous "DOH"

DOP! I let the mystomon get away.

next word - woshangni

[cystaltears]

woshangni- new type of sushi

aww man~!! they dun have nemore woshangni today..they are sooooooo good..i guess i'll jus have to come bak tommorrow

next word: hellavtor

[ker_ai_teresa]

hellavtor - abbreviation of "that's a hell of an avatar!" - meaning it looks really good.

'have you seen cloudy's latest avatar? it's hellavtor!!'

pringphobia

:cloud9:

[JianDan[Ai]]

pringphobia - fear of the broken Pringles at the bottom of the can

Sorry i dont eat pringles....itz my pringphobia ...those chips on the bottom freak me out.....i mean...WHO BROKE THEM?!!?

new word - tacuon

[cystaltears]

tacuon- a new kind of bird

WWWWOAH! look @ that tacuon fly!! it's even faster than my car!!!

second person says:-_______-" your car is slower than a snail that's why the tacuon is seems fast

next word: hellsgates

[ker_ai_teresa]

hellsgates - a new swear word used on people you really hate. means to curse somebody to hell.

'YOU HELLSGATES NOOB!!!! STOP DELIBERATELY BREAKING THE RULES OR YOU'RE BANNED!'

elpophonic

[JianDan[Ai]]

elpophonic - the NEW version of "Hooked on Phonics" (an old tape series that taugh ppl how to pronouce words and spell, etc)

Before i couldnt spell the words like pringphobia, hellavtor, or mystomon; but now with elpophonic i can spell all these a lot more. Elpophonic worked for me. :wink2:

[haha what a lame sentence =P]

next word - provenzano

[ker_ai_teresa]

provenzano - a tablet which when taken will show whether the person is guilty or not-guilty of a crime.

'your honour, may a request that the accused take the provenzano tablet to prove once and for all that she did act noobishly...'

octonervosa

[sUm^MeR]

octonervosa = a symptoms suffered by a person who fears and gets nervous over the month of October.

A :His face looks pale. Is it because he's scared of Halloween?
B : Nah, He got octonervosa. He's been like that since October 1st.

leemper

[JianDan[Ai]]

leemper - Rare species of racoon-like mammals, they are mild mannered with a thick layer of fur and large tails which they can use to glide from tree to tree, they also have large claws to climb trees

Be careful not to get to close to that leemper...the last person who did got cut up really bad by the leemper's claws.

next word - ZOT

[wackycashew]

ZOT - past tense of zap; also zapped

"The paparazzi got zot by lightning while chasing after Jay in a thunderstorm. Serves them right!"

bluloofaloo

[JianDan[Ai]]

bluloofaloo - the male leader in a pack of buffalo, usually characterized by their imitidating size

The bluloofaloo are known as the pimps of buffalo society for they are able to mate with any the female buffalo in their herd.

next word - phishie

[wackycashew]

phishie - children's way of say "fishie" when young

"Here phishie, phishie, phishie... I wanna feed you some food."

massoteric

[aDrena]

massoteric - One of the earliest recorded time periods, before the Cenozoic Era

"The massoteric Period belongs to the Renazoic Era, when Earth was still a giant ball of gas."

pekchek

[fat_penguin]

pekcheck - making sure you're not injured after an encounter with a bird

"I'm performing a pekcheck now."

Spyuanky

[cystaltears]

spyuanky- the spy kids 4th movie

OOO did u hear about spyuanky yetz? itz gonna be out this november!!!! wanna watch it with me?

next word: diu

[sawmui13]

diu : a disgruntled statement by someone whos unwilling to help out ... do it urself

hey can you pass the ketchup?
diu! you lazy pig!

next word : bawky

[wackycashew]

bawky - a new form of dance where you move forwards, backwards, sideways while you make chicken noises.

"I just signed up for bawky lessons!! Wanna join me?"

scruptopolomy

[fat_penguin]

scruptopolomy - the art of being able scrutinize someone

"i wish i could learn scruptopolomy.."

sadaians

[catseyes]

sadaians - Avid worshipper of Sadako from The Ring.

"Look, these sadaians are praying at the well again!"


Coconaden

[michelle_chou]

coconaden-a person who is obessed with coconuts

Hey! What's that person doing with so many coconut?
He must be a coconaden.

next word:

Okimicha

[Chuci]

Okimicha - a word used to replace the words "oi, give me!"

"Hey, okimicha some of that tasty coconut!"

Next word:

Dinkypig

[michelle_chou]

Dinkypig- a very violent gang that terrozizes the streets of San Francisco

Look! Who are those people torturing that woman?
Why, that's the Dinkypig gang!

next word

Avasani

[Chuci]

Avasani - The famous (tm) greeting of the notorious Dinkypig gang, typically before a member kills someone.

"No please wait!
Avasani, Tony, it was nice knowing-a you.
-bang-"

Next word:

Denachin

[fat_penguin]

denachin - the result of falling off your chair and hitting the table with your face (i.e. disfiguring your chin)

"ow!! now i have a denachin :cry:"

fizumy

[Chuci]

fizumy - The chemical reaction of a particularly fizzy drink when a person attempts to skull the whole drink.

"Oh my god, he's got Fizumy, call a doctor and get that can of coke away from him!"

Dilimation

[Viv]

dilimation-dill pickle animation

used in a sentence-WHOA! look at my awesome dilimation!!!

[aDrena]

Dinkypig is actually a slang word for somebody's who's absurdly lazy, so that they are never getting any work done :happy:

because jay_lover_4lyf didn't leave a new word, i thought i would provide one:

consticubularist

[ker_ai_teresa]

consticubularist - describes ppl who are frequently constipated due to eating cube-shaped objects.

'why's that guy dancing like a chicken?'

'hmmm.....might be one of those consticubularists who are staying in town for the cube festival....'

:oops:

unpingable

:cloud9:

[michelle_chou]

unpingable-a ping-pong ball that won't bounce, therefore being completely useless

Why isn't this stupid ping-pong ball bouncing?
It must be one of those cheap unpingable ones.

cusoieticnal

[LiLxAmMiE]

oh dear.. here goes nothing!

cusoieticnal - a machine that kills ticks by sticking a needle like sewing

sleptooe

[wackycashew]

sleptooe - term for when your toe has fallen asleep

A: *stomp stomp*
B: What's wrong?
A: Not sure, but I think I got sleptooe from sitting still too long.

poochermania

[benben]

poochermania- a person that is afraid of poochers

Jay:"Arrrr!!! Get that thing away from me."
Jolin:"Why are you so afraid?!! It's soooo cute...Ain't it?! It's face is only the size of my nostrils!! (~which by the way is quite big...~)
Zhou Mama:"Hai yor!! You aren't worthy of being my daughter-in-law la! Jay suffers from poockermania.."

Next word:Lalala

[fat_penguin]

lalala - something to say while ignoring someone

"and you are just.."
"lalala i cant hear you!!"

pssyamek

[ker_ai_teresa]

pssyamek - slang used by psychiatrists to refer to their clients.

'Jill, any more pssyamek appointments this afternoon?'

polyminthesis

:cloud9:

[TheenD]

polyminthesis - The act of writing multiple thesises at once.

eg. "Whoa! Your doing a polyminthesis! Isn't your hand sore?"

- delectaphobia

[fat_penguin]

delectaphobia - fear of delicious tasting food

"why does he refuse to look at the dinner table?!"
"oh, he's got delectaphobia"

yifema

[wackycashew]

yifema - short for "your inspirational, fresh-sounding, enchanting musical accompaniment"

"Jay, how do you keep on creating yifema time and again?"

pinstaria

[Chuci]

pinstaria - The term used for people who stare at pins for a long time

"Oh my, that boy is just a pinstaria, look at him staring at those. . . needles"

Gumsole

[sawmui13]

gumsole- the bottom of your shoe when it has become sticky-fied due to stepping on gum

watchout! don't step on that! you'll get gumsole!


next word speewy

[aDrena]

speewy - the act of spewing your guts out after a night's out

"Did you see her last night? She was so speewy, it totally ruined her dress!"

billabong

[Chuci]

billabong - The brand of cool surfer gear that only pro's use to. . .surf.

"Oh my god! Check him out there, surfing, using Billabong gear!"

bongbong :D

[wackycashew]

bongbong - another term for bonkers

"I'm going bongbong just thinking about how this movie's gonna end!"

moochy

[JianDan[Ai]]

moochy - adj for someone who likes to "mooch" a lot off other people (as in food, pencils, paper...etc)

A: Psh, can i borrow a piece of paper
B: Wth..your so moochy, this is the 5th day in a row u have asked me for paper -___-

next word - kleener

[wackycashew]

kleener - someone who's keen on using kleenex for just about anything

"She's such a kleener! She carries around a box of kleenex with her wherever she goes, dusting her desk, cleaning her pencils, wiping the light switches... Man, she's got issues."

blubberoo

[fat_penguin]

blubberoo - an entity endowed with an excess of cellulite and multiple chins

"woah. she's such a blubberoo."

wrinkledinkle

[aDrena]

wrinkledinkle - a euphemism to describe old women with saggy skin, those who had one too many facelifts.

"Psst, look over there, a wrinkledinkle!"

pari passu (i just saw this term in class :dead:)

[ker_ai_teresa]

pari passu - the latin form of 'pass the parcel'

while celebrating jay-chou.net's 1 year anniversary, some members played pari passu, where the ultimate prize was an autographed copy of YHM.

exhoy

[benben]

exhoy - What panicking nurses say to mothers who are going through labour when they want them to exhale but can't say it properly...

Panicking nurse : "Ok madam...Exhoy exhoy exhoy!!!"
Mum in labour: "WHAT!"

next word: gugugaga

[fat_penguin]

gugugaga - what babies say when they want you to stop pinching their cheeks

"awww you're so cute" *squidges cheeks*
"gugugaga"

yizzam

[beach gurl]

yizzam - a slang that Ali Baba will use today to open that secret cave.

Alibaba : "Yizzam"
Cave : "?!?!?!", remote control puhlease, it's 21st century my dear.

Next word : Hwarakadah

[wackycashew]

Hwarakadah - slang, meaning "What do you want?"

"Hwarakadah??? You wanna take this outside???"

listopendummy

[illogical_philosophy]

listopendummy? hmm i'll try..
listopendummy - is an open list of dummies entering this thread. :bleh:

Dear wackycashew, i heard ur name was up on the listopendummy! Congratulations!!! :wink2:

now try this
CONTARIVERSE

[cystaltears]

CONTARIVERSE- eh a verse that is backwords?

hey! u got it all contariversed!!!! the teacher says

next word: swak

[wackycashew]

swak a verb meaning swimming + walking; also a new dance form

"Dear illogical_philosophy, I heard that you're great at doing the swak. Why don't you show us?" :wink2:

noobiedoowop

[Mike]

noobiedoowap: a collection of noobies at their work.

Help and Feedback forum is a noobiedoowap.

next word shilgen

[cystaltears]

shilgen- a new kind of sword

yo~ pass the shilgen i need to kill this rabbit.

btw swak means sealed with a kiss..lol

next word: yupededo

[fireman2a]

delectaphobia

The fear of being subjected to any old Elvis record.

e.g. - Tony is known for being a victim of delectaphobia.

Royayigonga.

[Chuci]

Royayigonga

The art of making a royal gongle.

"The royayigonga is really big, i wish i was that royal"

chauchau

[catseyes]

chauchau - a modern form of cha cha(dance) with a touch of Eurobeat

"They are practising chauchau everyday in order to compete in the next annual chauchau competition"


cosunatomy

[illogical_philosophy]

COSUNATOMY: a partnership involving a lot of scientist in doing anatomies of the sun.

I heard prof.Catseyes is involved in the cosunatomy project. May God help him!! I heard the foundation wants to send him there to where the sun is.

BEDAZZLEPOMPIDOU

[cystaltears]

bedazzalepompidou- a new form of math equation...jus like bedmas

math teacher says "You must remember to use bedazzalepompido for this equation~"

next word:dawbbie

[ker_ai_teresa]

dawbbie - a word describing ppl who like to dawdle when they walk.

i hate going shopping with X!! she's such a dawbbie!! it takes 5 hours just to finish walking thru 1 storey of the shopping centre!

shonker

[fat_penguin]

shonker an road-rage induced condition, involving a driver honking madly at everyone in sight

*HONK*
"whats wrong with him?!"
"oh, he's probably just going through a shonker"

sqeuallow

[ker_ai_teresa]

sqeuallow - a license allowing a person so squeal when they see their idol. whichout this license ppl can be charged for illegal squealing.

excuse me miss, but can i please see your sqeuallow?

chortemic

[fat_penguin]

chortemic - a laughing disease (chortling epidemic)

"bwahahahahahahaha"
"er?"
"nevermind her, she has chortemic"

snezie

[wackycashew]

snezie: the act of sneezing in someone's face

"Did she just pull a snezie on her boyfriend?"

tweedlefiddle

[ker_ai_teresa]

tweedlefiddle - an instrument belonging to the woodwind family, closely related to the fiddle except the musician wears a tweed jacket when playing it.

i heard that J's thinking of taking up tweedlefiddle lessons....i can't imagine him wearing a tweed jacket tho... :glug:

wonkazoid

[LiLxAmMiE]

WONKAZOID-- a machine that makes wonka candies

ploopladoo

[wackycashew]

ploopladoo - long-lost twin of scooby doo.

"Hey, did I just experience deja vu?"
"No no. That was Scooby Doo you saw before. This is Ploopadoo."

superduperslurpilicious

[illusionanqel]

superduperslurpilicious - something that is just insanely slurpable
"have you had any of karen's noodles?"
"no not yet!"
"well you should, they're superduperslurpilicious!"

mojobobing

[cici bebe]

mojobobing - the act of being a fob.

"Hiyaz! Wassup? Payce!"
"Stop mojobobing."

bedingril

[Smonkkey]

mojobobing - the act of being a fob.

"Hiyaz! Wassup? Payce!"
"Stop mojobobing."

bedingril

well people say bedingrill instead of bed and grill. People usually do this when they have a sleep over. They have a BQQ in Bed.

"hurry and start the bedingril, i'm hungry!"

hubblewuppy

[fat_penguin]

hubblewuppy - what your stomach does when you're hungry

"its an earthquake!"
"no.. just my stomach and its hubblewuppy.."

radarasawalag

[ker_ai_teresa]

radarasawalag - *what the???* erm.....an expression used in india for when you come across a word you don't know. equivalent of the english "huh?"

"when attempting to unclog the central carotid, you need to firstly clip away the......radarasawalag???" :?

exhumanoid

[akira8385]

exhumanoid-an ancient word used to discribe the abandon of a kin for someone you loved.

"In the state of extreme love for Jay, she exhumanoided her parent to become part of Jay's life."

memaruher[/b]

[finenergy]

memaruher-to embarrasse someone you dislike.

"i just memaruhered her.Serves her right for stealing Jay away from me."

wakjayboard

[fat_penguin]

radarasawalag - *what the???* erm.....an expression used in india for when you come across a word you don't know. equivalent of the english "huh?"

lol sorry - my friend closed her eyes and typed anything.. and we jus added a's between each letter..

wakjayboard - the top-of-the-line surfboard

"woah! cool wakjayboard!"

yamalizoo

[ker_ai_teresa]

radarasawalag - *what the???* erm.....an expression used in india for when you come across a word you don't know. equivalent of the english "huh?"

lol sorry - my friend closed her eyes and typed anything.. and we jus added a's between each letter..


yamalizoo

:happy: s'ok!

yamalizoo - a woodwind instrument invented by the person who owns the yamaha piano and keyboards range. this instrument makes a "zoo" sound when blown.

A - "what is that racket going on next door?"

B - "i think they're practising the yamalizoo again"

donkamoth

[sawmui13]

donkamoth a stealthy attack used against flying bugs. usually executed with a rolled up piece of paper, a swatter, or a flipflop

Little Kid: AHHH! theres a fly!
Dad: *Kwahpow*
Little Kid: Wow...thanks daddy. you're so good at donkamoths!

next word orabink

[akira8385]

orabink -- the action of blinking with your mouth.


the poor blind baby never has the chance to know what is blinking. instead he learnt to orabink whenever he hears his mama.



figogera

[illusionanqel]

figogera - something you say when you're compltetely confused and / or when you don't know the answer to a question

"what's the average number of times jay says 'yo' in one of his songs?"
"uh uh uh..... figogera"

nyaloop

[GoNgZhu]

nyaloop- a move on the skateboard, when you do a N- shaped loop....... :?

"That was a kool nyaloop u did there!!!"

Bonktissimo

[Angels on clouds]

Bonktissimo - Musical term specially reserved for sections where u want to bonk someone on the head continuously while listening to it.

"i'm sorry i had to hit you, it was the Bonktissimo part of the music!"

Chingaminga

[fat_penguin]

chingaminga - a word used to fill in those words that you forget

"and then you put the chingaminga into the other chingaminga.."

spoozim

[GoNgZhu]

Spoozim- a special kind of spoon which is used in Zimbabwe

"You don't use the spoon to eat that, you use the Spoozim!"

Hotifot

[wackycashew]

Hotifot - an ancient word meaning hot food; hot as in warm, not spicy.

Mistress:"Did I not tell you that I only eat hotifot?!?! :-x"
Bulter: "I'm so sorry, ma'am. Be back with some hotifot right away."

puttibooti

[fat_penguin]

puttibooti - a cheap way to repair your shoe, involves putting putti over any existing holes

"man! look at the holes in my shoes!"
"ah, you can fix those using puttibooti"

chiyumzo

[ker_ai_teresa]

chiyumzo - japanese for "that was a great meal". always said with a bow after meals.

"sorry about my cooking....hope it was bearable...???"

"ah, kumiko san! chiyumzo! chiyumzo! arigato gozaimasu!" *bows profusely*

bonkazoo

[vivien]

bonkazoo-a new habitat were all the bonkas are kept for humans to view at leisure, bonka being a new mutation of human with no hair on the head and waist length nostril-hair.

next word: kanasai (singaporeans should know this)

[Emjay]

lol...allow me to change the meaning tho:

kanasai: "can i see", pronounced with a really thick british accent.

" kan-a-sai what's that big green glob over there?"

next word: fortpimoiza

[wackycashew]

fortpimoiza - the act of cooking pizza in a fort

Wife: "Honey, what should we have for dinner tonight?"
Husband: "Let's go for a fortpimoiza!"

frappeliosantenella

[sawmui13]

frappeliosantenella : nervous breakdown of a caffeine and sugar addict due to failure to take in daily needed coffee dosage - a tall frappachino

cici's hands shook as she unwrapped the green straw to slurp her caramel frap before she got a serious case of frappeliosantenella

next word ginjerslup

[LiLxAmMiE]

ginjerslup a drink that contains ginger and some kiwi that was smooshed by a foot that is called slup! contains alcohol..

next one is qofudokoo

[wackycashew]

qofudokoo a new form of martial arts that is a combination of judo and kung-fu.

hey, did you know that that qofudokoo place is looking to hire a new instructor? maybe jay'll be interested in applying for the position.

jubeelola

[JianDan[Ai]]

jubeelola state of extreme happiness

He was in such a jubeelola over the release of Jay's latest album.

arrogatsiade

[vivien]

arrogatsiade: the arrogant side of every human's personality.

jay's arrogatsiade really showed when he wins a basketball match against xiao zhu. but we still love him anyway(smiles indulgently)

next word: fanpeedo

(ps: i really love this game, can more people join in? it's so funny to read the responds)

[wackycashew]

fanpeedo an invisible torpedo fired down from the sky that strikes die-hard fans at the mention of anything in relation to their idol

at the beijing concert that jay recently held, thousands of fans were hit with fanpeedos for a continuous 2 1/2 hours. fortunately, no one was badly injured.
OR
here at j-c.net, everyone is struck by fanpeedos on a daily basis. it's a good thing that they are harmless!

babooyacka

[shouling]

babooyacka: sound automaticly made when struck in the face by someone who enjoyed it.

"when Tony hit the evil man in the face, a loud "babooyacka" was heard across the city."

this is fun. hee hee.

o.k......um....nibby.

[JianDan[Ai]]

nibby the nickname given to a person that eats their food very slowly through the process of nibbling

A: Hey want to go watch the movie now?
B: Not yet, Nibby over here is still on his sandwich...maybe we should just go tommarrow
C: *nibble*

esker

[vashdestampede]

esker: the occupation of someone who carts around your beer esky all day i.e. esky worker

As in
"Hurry up and hire an esker so you don't have to miss any of the football!"

hmmm...

opilly

[JianDan[Ai]]

ophilly an expression similar to the "dear jon" letter...used when a girl thinks her man is being very childish/silly

She got irritated with her bf when he started dancing around and gave him a "ophilly" look. :dry:

octfcu

[Emjay]

ermma...

octfcu: tofu you eat during the month of october.

"this octfcu is really delicious!"

styonk

[vivien]

styonk: a place where pigs go to hang out after a hard day's work.

eg, pig: wow i really love this new styonk opened on this street, it has the best beers and cutest babes!

next word: lameeserabs

[princess`bobo]

lameeserabs :: the lastest dance craze

"wow check out that guy doing the lameeserabs"

next word: jimhubbo

[vivien]

jimhubbo: a new type of neopet coming out soon. it looks like a cross between a hippo and monky, with really fat thighs.

next word: dednetxe

[Angels on clouds]

dednetxe: a gangster term of telling pple they'll be dead meat next.

"Why haven't u paid me? u're dednetxe! bwahaha"

jijimaman

[babydoll]

Jijimaman : a stutter callin Jim - " my man "

Stutterer : YyyO.. jijimaman.. whhaasSssup?!
Jim : Shut up ... and im not your man :-x

Next word - Nucker-nacker Mack

[wackycashew]

Nucker-nacker Mack the brand name of the latest model for a powerful nutcracker, equiped with the strength to crack all nuts.

i'm currently using a Nucker-nacker Mack for cracking walnuts. i wonder when they're gonna come out with a Mack II. and i'm sure they'll follow that by a Mack III.

foolablo

[shouling]

foolablo : the newest edition of fancy race cars.

"WOW that Foolablo is 10 times better and faster than the previous model, the Diablo."

a-boob-a-la

[LiLxAmMiE]

a-boob-a-la - a special way to say hello to someone

next word is: talksdaponka

[wackycashew]

talksdaponka a talking pony-kangaroo

Jimmy just got a talksdaponka as a pet for his birthday this year.

pedrojetta

[vashdestampede]

pedrojetta

ummm is a pedal powered jet ski for girls

the guys laughed at him cos he got a pedrojetta when he could have gotten a normal jet ski

knopholing

[LiLxAmMiE]

knopholing- a kind of knot that people use to tie pigs together

nakatoona

[ker_ai_teresa]

nakatoona - a new men's cologne named after the sexy japanese soccer mid-fielder Hidetoshi Nakata.

A: "what's with all the chicks surrounding that guy over there?"

B: "Oh no! it's the Nakatoona effect! he's got that irresistable cologne on!"
(get it? the Lynx effect? Nakatoona effect?....anyway....)

Deppaddiction

hehe...

[wackycashew]

haha...

Deppaddiction a medication term for those who have been diagnosed with extreme love for Johnny Depp

A: omigosh! why is there such a long line-up at the hospital?
B: you mean you don't know? they've all got deppaddiction!!

goobagooba

[Sparkling_Jade]

goobagooba: new, trendy way of dancing, where you´re trying move your body as it were a bag of goo.

"did you see her doing that goobagooba? man, that girl sure knows how to shake her booty!"

next word: snugglepuff

[wackycashew]

snugglepuff the latest brand name for soft, comfy, fleecy slippers.

we gotta go shopping now! i wanna get a pair of snugglepuffs before they're all sold out!

buffalicious

[cici bebe]

Buffalicious - Noun - Many repetitive muscle-spasms from overexcerising.
"After spending 10 hours in gym, he got buffalicious the next day."


Noobalistic

[xiaoli]

Noobalistic - adj. describes someone who's crazy over nOobs - crazy over hunting them down and killing them. They go ballistic when nOobs cause trouble.

"Karen just went nOobalistic.. better not bother her right now."

Prokyewrite

[Jo]

prokyewrite - n. a prototype machinery that can both eat and write professionally.

"I've always thought that cici was a robot, but I'd never think she was a prokyewrite!"

Indeletaralist

[Sparkling_Jade]

Indeletaralist: a person who can´t bear deleting anything from his/her computer.

A: josie´s computers hardisk is full again.
B: no wonder, that girl is such an indeletaralist!


replomane

[JianDan[Ai]]

zotlinkreplomane replies to EVERY thread on a forum

I know no one here is a replomane...but i think Chun Li...with almost 5000 posts is the closest anyone is to it. :wink2:

tedpellas

[ker_ai_teresa]

tedpellas - air filled teddy bears used to help keep young children afloat when they are learning to swim.

A: put your tedpellas on before you even think about getting into that pool, sonny boy!

Deppathon

:bleh:

[lattae]

Deppathon: A Johnny Depp movie marathon...

Being a huge fan of Johnny Depp, Jane went on a Deppathon during the last holiday.

(hmm... sounds silly but anyway.... )

try this:
Forumnia

[shouling]

Forumnia: is those people who visit the forums on their kneees.

-she is in pain cuz of her constant forumnia.
uh... brain is gone~!

glured

[wackycashew]

glured the induction of slurring in speech after one swallows glue

A: i can't understand a word he's saying.
B: me neither. he must have gotten glured.

faloopie

[princess`bobo]

faloopie : the offical techincal name for a stinky fart that lasts over 5 seconds

"Man, that guyz faloopie seriously got up my nose"

PuPaLuPa

[vashdestampede]

pupalupa: what happens to aeroplane waste as it gets ejected over the ocean

A: it's a bird, no it's a plane, no its!>.......
B: a pupalupa....=(

gurquist

[ker_ai_teresa]

gurquist - like a ventriloquist except a gurquist throws their voice by gurgling their saliva.

A: where are you guys going tonight?

B: we're going to see the famous gurquist, Hypni Pokadak, perform.


Deppabilia

[kirasuran]

Deppabilia = memorabilia of johnny depp.

a: guess what i got on ebay?

b: what?

a: some deppabilia for $5000. what a bargain!

kingshu

[LiLxAmMiE]

kingshu - noun- a technical term for a royal king's shoe.
"The king put on his kingshu"

gillapillamackoteela

it's long..

[princess`bobo]

gillapillamackoteela [no shit its long]

hmmm

gillapillamackoteela :: the latest nanotech creation from hewlet packard.......not only does the gillapillamackoteela grill fish and produces fish capsules from the one machine, but also makes a nice fish flavoured tequila....... ????

kikisoji

[shouling]

kikisoji: the action of kicking Soji.

A: what are you doing?
B: kikiSoji...DUH~!
Soji: OUCH~! stop please.

Okidamar

[wackycashew]

Okidamar the name of an ancient playground for children

Let's take the kids to Okidamar this weekend. This may be the last time we'll get to see it before it gets torn down.

chuppy-guppy

[viruskangta]

chuppy-guppy-a new kind of Guppies(fish), that's looks chubby

Lets buy that pretty looking chuppy-guppy!


Oogapoga