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jayx8318x
04-02-2005, 07:31 PM
OK the new IRC based chat is now available, you can access it by clicking the chat link on top of the forums. Or here:

http://www.jay-chou.net/forums/chat.php?

Reminder that the IRC chatroom is on a public server, NOT on JCNET's so it's virtually accessible by anyone.

The good thing though is that since it is separate from JCNET, there is no server load issues we have to worry about. You can leave the chat window open all day long and it doesn't affect the forums. Thanks to seaweedpatchkid for registering the channel up for us.

You need a java enabled browser and accept the security box thing that pops up
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Update April 2:
Notice the new URL for the chat room.



If you have any problems with the chat not loading:

1). Make sure you have a Java enabled browser (note: Java, not Javascript). If you don't, all you'll see is a grey box with a red "X".
Download the Java plugin HERE (http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.5.0/download.jsp). (Get the JRE x.x package)

2. If you're just seeing a grey square with the "java cup" image, clear your cache, delete your cookies from jay-chou.net, close your browser. Then try again.
If you get the security warning popup again, it means you did the above right and it should connect. If it goes straight to trying to connect, that means you haven't cleared the cache and cookies.

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If you have a client you'd rather use to connect, here's the info you'll need:

Server: irc.rizon.net
Channel: #JCNET

seaweedpatchkid
04-05-2005, 11:17 PM
Hey, JCNET! It gets quiet in the chat room during this time of day, you know? I see you guys online! So come chat with us! It's fun! Not to mention, we're always over run with LQP members (they're hilarious, trust me)! Why don't you guys come and join the fun? We've got a bot with a few fun games and a special surprise guest coming up soon.

Here, I'll show you a small bit from the chat room:

[14:02] <@JCNET[Bot]> Spin The Bottle Script by Da_DoN is now activated, type !Bottle to begin -=[ Version 2.0 ]=--=[ By Da_DoN ]=-
[14:02] <b-la> !Bottle
[14:02] <@JCNET[Bot]> b-la is now spinning the bottle
[14:02] <@JCNET[Bot]> The bottle goes round and round the merry ground
[14:02] <@JCNET[Bot]> The Bottle lands on JCNET[Bot] - b-la now has to Pole dance for JCNET[Bot]
[14:03] <b-la> *dances around pole like a headless chicken*

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[14:03] <@JCNET[Bot]> Spin The Bottle Script by Da_DoN is now activated, type !Bottle to begin -=[ Version 2.0 ]=--=[ By Da_DoN ]=-
[14:03] <@JCNET[Bot]> i can't answer to my own script
[14:03] <b-la> !Bottle
[14:03] <@JCNET[Bot]> b-la is now spinning the bottle
[14:03] <@JCNET[Bot]> The bottle goes round and round the merry ground
[14:03] <@JCNET[Bot]> The Bottle lands on b-la - b-la now has to Make out with b-la
[14:03] <@JCNET[Bot]> ....
[14:03] * @JCNET[Bot] rolls
[14:04] <b-la> i have to make out with myself?? o.O
[14:04] <@JCNET[Bot]> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
[14:04] <@JCNET[Bot]> BEYOND ME
[14:04] <b-la> is that physically possible?
[14:04] <@JCNET[Bot]> iono
[14:04] <@JCNET[Bot]> o_o
[14:04] <@JCNET[Bot]> oO;
[14:04] * @JCNET[Bot] was laughing
[14:04] * @JCNET[Bot] now has hiccups
[14:04] <b-la> *tries to make out with myself...but fortunately failing miserably*


See? You can come and join b^la and some others and play spin the bottle together! Otherwise b^la's gonna be trying to make out with herself and she's gonna be dancing around a pole for a bot for who knows how long!

We also take chat room statistics! You can see who's been talking and who's doing what! Most of it is uselesss, but it's fun! So when you're bored or have time, just drop by and see who's in. Okay? :wave:

tontamoo
06-02-2005, 03:03 AM
could you tell us what the server it is on and what the channel name is? i'm having issues accessing it throught the java app, but i have a separate irc app on my computer.

seaweedpatchkid
06-02-2005, 03:09 AM
Something's wrong with the server we're on right now...so you can't access it either way.

However, those of you with an IRC Client, you can connect to it through that client and save some JCNET Bandwidth. :) Here's the info:

Server: Rizon (irc.rizon.net)
Channel: #JCNET

Simple, yeah? :)

sagara0510
06-02-2005, 04:59 AM
so i can't get in thru the java?!

awwww
no whoring for today then... :cry:

fukakyon
06-02-2005, 04:57 PM
Jase For once, I think you did the right thing. Of what thing? Yeah, that flashing avatar of yours. :dry: Congrats for being the undisputed whore of the month.

No much activity in the chatroom recently... *sigh*

akane_chou
06-02-2005, 09:33 PM
i already downloaded the jre x.x *sorry, forgot the number* :sweat: package. it is all installed and stuff... but... i cant access it.... is there supposed to be some sorta symbol on the right of my start button, sorta like a cup? if so, i dont have it, and i dunno how to open java... i know :imstupid: but i still need help... thanks alot!

charmian
06-03-2005, 12:42 AM
i already downloaded the jre x.x *sorry, forgot the number* :sweat: package. it is all installed and stuff... but... i cant access it.... is there supposed to be some sorta symbol on the right of my start button, sorta like a cup? if so, i dont have it, and i dunno how to open java... i know :imstupid: but i still need help... thanks alot!

The java is er, a bit of a trouble these days. :oops: So, i dont think its your fault that java dont operate.

judes
06-03-2005, 12:59 AM
i suggest not using the java applet at all unless you're wasting time at work or school. hehe.

download and install mirc or sysreset.

seaweedpatchkid
06-03-2005, 03:20 AM
Well, either way...the Java wasn't working for a while, but super duper Karen fixed it and now it's running again all nice and smooth. :D Go check it out!

laruku
06-03-2005, 03:56 AM
Sigh.. But I can't access Java from work.. and CGI doesn't seem to work.

*sigh*

akane_chou
06-06-2005, 07:29 PM
but...but... am i supposed to open anything connected to Java? or... does it run by itself without me doing anything? :cry: im so sorry that i was born stupid but... i cant help it... *hysterical*

judes
06-06-2005, 11:19 PM
open anything?
if you click on the link on the main forum page, it will open a new window that has the chat window. you'll see a java box that has a loading bar.
you wait until a box pops up asking you if you want to accept.

you click yes, and then the box should load into the chat window.

Rich
06-29-2005, 05:43 PM
Can someone tell me what server this channel is hosted on? It's easier for me if I just go through IRC.

seaweedpatchkid
06-29-2005, 06:28 PM
It's hosted at Rizon.

Server: irc.rizon.net
Channel: #JCNET

akane_chou
01-12-2006, 09:42 AM
either im really dumb or something. i did try at a cybercafe which i dont think has Java OR macromedia flash so... gah. i tried on their mirc thing but is it me or am i alone at that window thingy? i dont know. :cry: i think im just stupid. blah. i knew it. im a retard. :cry: *starts shouting WHY? WHY? WHY? at the sky*

seaweedpatchkid
01-12-2006, 10:06 AM
Babe...Chat Room's been gone for a loooooooooooong time.

Bringing it back is food for thought. Those days were fun...I still have all the scripts...it's just a matter of keeping the program running.

sagara0510
01-12-2006, 12:55 PM
chat was indeed fun at the time... but i probably couldn't do it again.

it was VERY distracting at work esp when the likes of alby and jialiu n jewdes etc etc came on...

lattae
01-12-2006, 02:19 PM
I agree... and chatting is highly addictive. I was even doing it during my lecture :oops:

but it was really fun I must admit. I miss it.

seaweedpatchkid
01-12-2006, 06:22 PM
...We COULD redo it all...but then I'd have to reprogram everything. My brother went and effin deleted all my crap. I will kill him when he gets home.

I do on the other hand...still have the master list of quotes because I posted them somewhere...and here they are:


Forgot to warn everyone: If you're too immature for this stuff, just close this window.


"<jayx8318x> lol my eyes blurred, thought that said does jay love panties"
"<lattae> anyway it's bad to cum in class"
"<jayx8318x> would u like for jay to cum in your house (lol)"
"jay's diao is so diao"
"<JCNET[Bot]> i love jolin"
"all the quotes are from when we used the !quote thingo"
"<seadream98> vivian, do you live in here?"
"<Jiandan[Ai]> I was caught JAYwalking the other day and the ticket was $370 -_-"
"<shayby> jay doesnt love panties, i believe it was patty"
"JianDan[Ai] it should be more like..."do u love jay's panties""
"still dun get what !quote is for"
"it record whenever !quote's in the line?"
"shayby revive the cold war"
"<shaby> Newspapers accused the West of trying to foment anti-Russian feelings and revive the cold war, substituting the old "Soviet threat" with the new shibboleth "Russian mafia.""
"<klarence> oh shayby is so silly"
"<klarence> alby is so smelly"
"<lattae> I am addicted to this place I sweat"
"<catseyes> hot girls?!?!?!"
"<Jiandan[Ai]> I SAW JAY NAKED"
"<Jiandan[Ai]> lets all talk like jepordy"
"* +laruku` kicks jay"
"<lattae> I love singing the alphabet song... "A B C D E F G H I JAY K...""
"<OdiumVangelis> hmm...I love the way reese makes me hot"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> i hid the underwear"
"* +fungiwungipoopoofart RIPsSsSS!!!!!!!! *ROAR* (Fungi tore off Odie's clothes)"
"<+OdiumVangelis> karen is not here. I know she's not interested in seeing me strip. =P"
"<+OdiumVangelis> this is bondage strip"
"<+OdiumVangelis> yup. me tired of bondagement"
"<@JCNET[Bot]> The Bottle lands on jayx8318x - seadream98 now has to Hug jayx8318x (Details please) | * +seadream98 hugs karen innocently | <+littlefishie> Awww... You're no fun! =P | * +seadream98 slips her hand into karen's shirt | <+seadream98> better?"
"<+laruku`> STRIP!"
"<+lattae> I refuse to strip anymore"
"* +fungiwungipoopoofart mmmmuuuuuuuaccccckssss!!!! smooooochiieees dazzy! where do u want the next smoochies?? big wet slimy hairy smooch!!!"
"<eimiie> he owns a hentai company underground too"
"<littlefishie> Why would I want to poison lattae? <littlefishie> Besides, who else can keep us amused with jolin imitations?"
"<lattae> it's always making me kiss/dance/strip to it..."
"<JCNET[Bot]> i read "* @wackycashew waves tampons""
"* Pooky-Kitty is now known as Naked-Walrus"
"* seadream98 runs away with kitty's clothes"
"<JianDanAi> i am fungi's male slave."
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> he (lepencil) majored in pimpology"
"<fungi> lepencil is my pimp, he owns me!!!"
"<fungi> I worship JianDan[Ai], He is a god"
"<JianDanAi> im fungi's man slave. my ID is m2."
"<catseyes> tell u a secret. i'm gay."
"<fungi> JianDa[Ai] is a pimp! I wish i was his _ _ _ _ _ ^_^"
"<JianDanAi> being fungi's man slave is gggrrreeeaat!!"
"<JianDanAi> I am fungi's boy toy."
"<tangwk1990> my diao is erecting cos you're so hot"
"<seaweedpatchkid> cats only responds to "porn" and "hot girls""
<ftlouiea> Football our way is better! Aish! Our football doesn't have guys with great big shoulderpads and funny-shaped balls...
<fungiwungipoopoofart> how lepencil will kill me if he sees the pimpology thing!
<ftlouiea> i guess we do have a fetish for violence
<Pooky-Kitty> i am the epitome of girliness
<Pooky-Kitty> i'm a 1000 year old aeon
<Pooky-Kitty> how about dick liu the pornstar?
<wonbin> i love dana
<Pooky-Kitty> i can put both my legs behind my head =D
<xJayChoux> pooky kitty richard dick
"* Pooky-Kitty hugs Orlando Bloom plushie"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> and we can all belong to a pimp called lepencil"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> i'm going to wring vivian's neck."
"<seaweedpatchkid> please be my slave jlo!" <--this was forged by fungi.
"<seadream98> everyone wants to see jay's undies"
"<dagamezmasta> hey bot i'm horny"
"[19:24] <dagamezmasta> and i'm a huge dick"
"<JianDanAi> why am i the reject TT"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> i love pencil!"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> i think i still have feelings for alby! TT"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> at least alby was noisy"
"<JianDanAi> omg...ive been spraying syrup for like 10 minutes now"
"<seadream98> boa? but boa always belonged to jase"
"<seadream98> i was just joking"
"<sagara0510> i swear... i've been turned into that stupid penguin at least 10 times today"
"<Pooky-Kitty> i love fungi"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> alby is our whore"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> at least he tells me loves me when i call him m1 =p"
"<klarence> !8ball is Jolin good? <JCNET[Bot]> [8ball] klarence - Very diao. So very yes."
"<GaryDAI> jolin will rule the world one day "
"Charmian on VIPs: <charmian> VERY irritable person"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> (on pencil) "shua shuai!""
"<laruku`> (on VIPs) very irritating pencil"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> 06lep just showed me her half naked pic"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> gary is so horny"
"<charmian> buring pencil with bunsen :P"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> cats is ANAL about such things"
"<fukakyon> Cats, go on. PUSSY"
"<LoveLoveLoveFIR> ok, i am signing over to KANR now!!! XD"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> GaryDai is really gay!!"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> Gary wants Jialiu to give him oral sex"
"<GaryDAI> ahhh i want to join lqp"
"<DK> come here klarence, i will satisfy you"
"<GaryDAI> my virgin eyes"
"<shayby> at least OUR tranny and homosexual know about bras"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> are u saying KANR dont know about bras?"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> we KANR know EVERYTHING about bras you guys don't. >.<"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> sorry im not hot | <fungiwungipoopoofart> and im not porn"
"<Pooky-Kitty> i am hot and i am porn"
"<Pooky-Kitty> i'm known as dick liu in the porn industry"
"<GaryDAI> we are all perverts :)"
"<shayby> karen likes the dirtiness i think"
"<JCNET[Bot]> You're horny? Then may I suggest going to find Dick Liu? I'm sure he'll tell you how to solve your problems."
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> lepencil is secretly in love with karen"
"<sagara0510> i would like you to see my saggy boobs"
"<sagara0510> my saggy boobs rule the world!"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> i'm a big poo poo farter"
"<sagara0510> i'm a penguin with saggy boobs."
"* JianDanAi is gonna go get his pants back"
"JianDanAi wants to sleep and the only spot left is next to her... how convienient"
"<jayx8318x> then sing a jolin song if u have no range"
"like !addquote <jayx8318x> blah blah blah"
"<GaryDAI> boa loves me!"
"<Pooky-Kitty> i think i'll lick myself"
"<lepencil> maybe i should start LICKING randomly"
"<GirlIncognito> karen you owe us a son!"
"<lepencil> so KANR is actually part of Karen's blood"
"<lepencil> im the father of KANR"
"<lepencil> SA is here | <@lepencil> but he's sagging"
"<seaweedpatchkid> shit"
"<lepencil> he became a sagging, swollen hemmorhoid <--sagara :P"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> lepencil gets wet dreams when he dreams of gary"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> JianDan[Ai] gets wet dreams when he dreams of gary"
"<mrsjayhottypants> lepencil!! pleassse!! *grabs on to leppy's leg* relieve me of this misery!"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> for free oral sex, please PM Jialiu a.k.a scarletwillow or type !quote 89"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> Jialiu is the oral sex star of JCNET!"
"<Pooky-Kitty> i am a very smart and attractive girl"
"<Pooky-Kitty> i am E-cup"
"<sagara0510> alby must have alot of stamina to be able to spray syrup for 10 whole minutes"
"<bee> 07guys cant even aim in the toilet sometimes >_>"
"<GaryDAI> i pee everywhere"
"<GaryDAI> tentacle porn rocks!"
"<seaweedpatchkid> karen dislikes dirtiness"
"<bee> 07lepencil has nice buns"
"<bee> 07im eating a chinese bun =DD"
"<bee> thats how alby acts because hes insecure about his sexuality =X"
"<bee> gary is a lick-whore"
"13* JCNET[Bot] turns 4 GaryDAI  into a twatwaffle and sprays you with syrup."
"<bee> i thought gary said "i want pms""
"<bee> omg this guy was telling us how he and his friends were swinging their penises up and down to see who could make the loudest slap"
"<bee> albys THE whore"
"<Pooky-Kitty> i am a 13 year old californian asian girl"
"<klarence> i thought you typed testicles"
"<Pooky-Kitty> there's nothing more fun than bragging about your e-genital"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> wow gayry"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> can u see his shiny balls?"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> and his shiny balls are showing"
"<GaryDAI> i wear a butt guard"
"<JCNET[Bot]> lol i read that as "you mean boys keep picking at gary's butt""
"<GaryDai> i have money!"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> and karen will screw my butt"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> im going to earn the reputation of the dirtiest minded girl on jcnet, not good. >.<"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> sounds like i married a muslim"
"* shit 's on fungi"
"<shayby> who was the one that licked my butt cheek?"
"<seadream98> shay makes me touch myself"
"<shayby> i only want saggy for his body. and gary for his money."
"<lattae> I can still remember the last time I bathed with another 2 people"
"<fukakyon> i can bath together with a section of 12 guys"
"<sagara0510> I hate BoA and her bangs!! Britney Spears is the girl for me!!"
"<JianDanAi> i dont really like BoA.. i jus say it to piss off jase.. i love JJH the man"
"<sagara0510> I only imagine JJH is a man cuz im high on shrooms"
"<JianDanAi> i'm gay and thats why i like JJH... the man"
"<sagara0510> I can only DREAM of having a girl as hot and sexy as JJH, ill hafta put up with some girl who got a face transplant from a gorilla"
"<JianDanAi> jolin is really the girl for me... i love flared nostrils"
"<sagara0510> Me and jolin already made sweet love to each other many times, I got my head stuck in her nostrils a lot by accident"
"<sagara0510> there is only one girl for me.. and i have her already"
"<kahel> i don't really like Ji Sub.. i think he looks like a girl"
"<laruku`> pencil loves to get slapped"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> the only members of the old men's club are catseyes and lepencil"
"<fukakyon> but I must really say that Boa look very cool on the new MV"
"<bee> im a poopy-head and Alby is super nice to me, but cuz im a poopyt head I am super mean to him MUHAHAHAHAH"
"<Pooky-Kitty> i want to buy jay-chou.net pantoes"
"<jayx8318x> 12SA'ers are illerate"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> jialiu's mind is filled with penis"
"jayx8318x i couldve bet my life u would have said "old penis" or something"
"<jayx8318x> patch it sounds like ppl are raiding OUR panties"
"<kahel> jason is a chat whore. I could attest to that"
"!addquote"
""
""
"<charmian> i'm the slut of irc!!"
"<laruku`> jason is scheduled for brazillian waxing by shay, lattae & laruku"
"<sagara0510> he is a man whore (refering to alby)"
"<xJayChoux> SHUT UP ABOUT DICKS"
"<xJayChoux> i dont welcome dicks"
"<xJayChoux> thats a french kiss.....why on earth is it called french kiss....i bet french men dont even know how to kiss"
"<xJayChoux> omg... dick's everywhere! it stalks me"
"<Pooky-Kitty> call me magnum from now on <xJayChoux> then you need to stop dicking"
"<cool181> 06monster richard * cool181 slap dick"
"*GaryDAI thinks sinny is drunk <xJayChoux> i am...drank too much coke mix pepsi"
"<kahel> i work for dicks ^^"
"<sagara0510> how come i wasn't invited to any orgies <fungiwungipoopoofart> becuz your boobs were too saggy"
"<fukaBUSY> OH I LOVE SHAY"
"<HYDE> i love reene."
"<reene> i love shayby .. she is so sexy"
"<laruku`> jay is so sexy, he makes me so hot all over. i want to rip his clothes off and see his long quan"
"<beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> laurie sings terribly off key..."
"<jayx8318x> 12i'm not black btw >.<"
"<bee> who knows...JJH could be another harisu"
"<Pooky-Kitty> 13who haven't you done? <JianDanAi> 02i havent done anyone really <JianDanAi> 02only some shinhaha guys"
"<beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> spank me | <beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> kill me | <beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> just don't takke | <beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> any rep points"
"<seadream98> I'll be nicer to you Alby or else you can ban me ^_^"
"<kahel> but now I know Alby likes nurses"
"<Odium_DeVangelis> I always think Gary is a girl"
"<lattae> yo viv how about you and me... tonight"
"<vashilicious> i'm gonna love my wife forever and ever ... it's boa"
"<shayby> shayby is your FUTURE wife"
"<vashilicious> shayby, let's elope!"
"<vashilicious> sorry shayby, i thought it was like an antelope"
"<shayby> chairman and gary sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage.. Then comes the baby in the baby carraige"
"* JAYCHOU loves charmian"
"<charmianisbrb-out> and i'm married to jay"
"<charmianisbrb-out> and jay is mine all along"
"<fukakyon> lets go meli, the bed is ready"
"<fukakyon> (Bye JCNET-ERS! Meili, I'm lying on the bed now. Quick *_*)"
"kahel i'm going to sleep in the same bed as sean"
"Pooky-Kitty cheebye sounds like potato chip flavor, its making me hungry"
"<vashilicious> oh man... i can just taste it in my mouth..."
"*** spork is now known as sporky|bath ll *** GaryDAI is now known as rubber_ducky <--gary likes to bathe with spork"
"<wackycashew> pooky-kitty cheebye"
"<Pooky-Kitty> if Chun Li doesn't let you in.. i'll grab her boobs."
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> if leppy doesnt let u in... i'll castrate him"
"<sagara0510> 07wen u cut the penis.. u gota make him eat it"
"<Pooky-Kitty> i go to the bath, and make the water scalding, and i go rub myself!"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> i almost saw you;ll find my cum in your shower jialiu"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> saggyra and ruku ate my boobs earlier"
"<cool181> pooky...you gay?? (after hearing pooky's voice recording)"
"<sagara0510> there's 1 way to check willy | <sagara0510> willy..check ur willy"
"<sagara0510> oh for the last time... willy's not gay!!!! he's just metro!"
"<laruku`> jlo is LQP's midnight porno DJ!"
"<sagara0510> i think he's their 24 hr porno DJ"
"* sagara0510 turns into a crazed fangirl"
"<sagara0510> cats is smoking too many mushrooms"
"<Pooky-Kitty> once you hear me sing, you'll turn gay"
"* sagara0510 has to shower with clothes on now <--after hearing JLo's song about having a camera isntalled in the shower!"
"<tangwk1990> i admit that sometimes i like to act gay..."
"<sagara0510> who pissed on me?"
"<vashdestampede> someone pissed on jasonż"
"<w4t3rlily> i dunno who pissed on jase"
"* Pooky-Kitty has quit IRC (Quit: I installed a camera in your shower)"
"<ene> jase is very hot"
"<sagara0510> boa is not at all cute\"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> Quote 240 : "<ene> jase is very hot" WRONG. jase's SAGGY BOOBS are very hot."
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> jase really is v hot... he makes me wet"
"<sagara0510> i swear i have a camera in fungi's shower. shes my GODDESS."
"<kahel> jase really is so hot... if he wasn't my twinnie... hold me back!!!!"
"<kahel> hot is not a word to describe jason. If he should be described, pudgy is nice enough."
"<sagara0510> !quote 240 <--This is the millionth time."
"<rubber`ducky> jay is a ugly prince with a huge gap between teeth"
"<GaryDAI> when i'm hot i expand"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> plus gayry is too small for me"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> i like manboobs"
"<sagara-lunch> lunch | <fungiwungipoopoofart> gogogogo eat | <beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> yes, we want your saggy boobs to be plump and nourished"
"<cool181> fuka you turn me on so much baby!"
"<fukakyon> (rubbing against my boobs, m i not tat hot?)"
"<fukakyon> meli on my bed already"
"<seaweedpatchkid> man she likes to pull"
"<lattae> I think when (jay) feel corny he coughs"
"yah, Pin love me. and I love her"
"<JianDanAi> and u get to see them in short shorts | <JianDanAi> or tight tights | <JianDanAi> streching ~_^ | <beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> occasionally alby sees them in nothign at all | <beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> when he sneaks into the changing room | <JianDanAi> dont give away my secret O=]"
"<sagara0510> pooky is the real whore"
"<sagara-study> i haven't worn a speedo since i was a lil kid | <sagara-study> now i just dun wear anything"
"<JianDanAi> that potty mouth of urs (wrt to fungi)"
"<JianDanAi> !8ball does jay have a 3rd nipple? <JCNET[Bot]> [8ball] JianDanAi - RAWR! (Yes)"
"<JianDanAi> im not a perv like gary"
"<sagara-study> 07cheebye is a type of bread"
"do !addquote {quote}"
"<jayx8318x> gary is secretly in love with fungi"
"<JianDanAi> 02ill get it up asap"
"<mrsjayhottypants> were u really spraying syrup? | <mrsjayhottypants> lol ..i dunno..didn't really like the taste of that hehe"
"<Pooky-Kitty> jason cuts off penises because of young and dangerous???"
"<ruku> gary is a lonely rubber duck.."
"* rubber`ducky nibbles on himself"
"<catseyes> lol we are whores, gary"
"<rubber`ducky> ur thinking of me peeing?"
"<jayx8318x> darn...i love it when ppl strip for me"
"<jayx8318x> lol don't u want jay's face on your crotch?"
"<charmianisBRB> before you go reene, kiss me"
"<Pooky-Kitty> hihi lesbian reene =D"
"<Pooky-Kitty> reene and pin lesbians!!! <Pooky-Kitty> lick lick"
"<sagara-study> cheebye is a type of bread, its soft, and moist, and v yummy"
"talkin abt cheebye: <Pooky-Kitty> reene flavor is good <Pooky-Kitty> it lesbian flavor"
"<fungi-imgoingtoKILLMYEXAMS> me love pooky"
"<JianDanAi> IM A MAN FOR HEAVENS SAKES"
"<ruku> alby's a sweetie.. i love alby"
"<sagara0510> yeah alby's really nice to upload all those files for us"
"<beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> jolin's asexual"
"<rubber`ducky> fungi is the troublemaker!"
"<ruku> where's my alby mommy??"
"<sagara0510> gary's not a baby.. he just likes babies"
"* beyOnd_aLL_reasOn kowtows to wall screwing reene"
"289"
"<beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> gary IS hentai"
"<catseyes> gary i will squeeze you until you don't squeak XD"
"<rubber`ducky> did u want me to be crying when i said i love aileen?"
"<rubber`ducky> i'm a gigolo"
"<ruku> jason is such a pig"
"<vashy> i have been known to consume icy poles pooky"
"<mrsjayhottypants> 12they say it really hurts tho where its boney >.<"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> and i did it when i was 13 <vashdestampede> i hate the back door"
"talking about sizes of penises - <catseyes> don't compare~ as long as it works"
"* lattae starts paying with her fingers"
"<JianDanAi> I AM THE ONE AND ONLY WHORE"
"<Pooky-Kitty> cum2lqp"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> no sagabragara"
"<Shay> have some of vash's sauce reene ^^"
"good luck to Jay in the upcoming GMA!!"
"good luck to Jay in the upcoming GMA!! - p|nK^bEe aka no_pride"
"<fukakyon> alby is stupid and loves to day-dream"
"<sagara0510> 2nd thing was try and get onto cats"
"singaporeans unite! jason denounces his heritage: <sagara0510> 07dun insult me by calling me singaporean"
"<Pooky-Kitty> jason rides penis"
"<beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> PENIS PENIS PENIS"
"<ruku> you must have enough pooky power to stun the rest into speechlessness"
"<beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> i'll BURST out | <beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> with awesome whorishness"
"* Sporkula bows to laurie!!"
"<vashy> ably can talk about that dude (who he has a crush on)"
"<Pooky-Kitty> 13does that mean you'll be touching my balls? = ) | <vashy> yeah"
"<JianDanAi> 02well...u can do that with chewing cum too"
"<JianDanAi> 1 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3333333333333333333333 u long long long time reeeeeneeeeeeeee"
"<ruku> 10i'm only doing a bachelor"
"<sagara0510> better blown than blowing"
"<Pooky-Kitty> i slap you with cheebye bread"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> how does sex feel from a guys perspective saggy? <Pooky-Kitty> jason is known as "the dominator""
"<rubber`ducky> add more words to it :p | <rubber`ducky> anything perverted | <sagara0510> like.. | <sagara0510> 'gary'"
"<rubber`ducky> be sure to fold, it creates more space"
"<GaryDAI> i get wet dreams when i think of you laurie"
"queen of trouble makers and laziness"
"<JianDanAi> u (fungi) can use me as a blanket"
"<Pooky-Kitty> omg jason did you just grab my boobs?"
"<Pooky-Kitty> 13jialiu will be superbusy this week | <beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> 14with what? | <beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> 14porn productions? | <Pooky-Kitty> 13AP exam studying | <Pooky-Kitty> 13and porn, and porn"
"<Pooky-Kitty> quotes here, porn script, same thing"
"<beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> i htink i saw someone | <beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> asking what jay's last album was"
"<ScreenwriterFishie> stupidity = bush = ownage"
"<beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> what's wrong with eing called a f* cktard"
"<spork|squeakyclean> who wants to eat an ass nugget"

Anyone remember these? :D

lattae
01-12-2006, 06:42 PM
:shy:

bad bad... I didn't imagine my stripping scene being captured. This is really bad.

*runs and hide*

seaweedpatchkid
01-12-2006, 06:44 PM
LOL. You should have known, lattae! Everything is captured in the chatroom. As long as the bot was around, it was captured...

Does anyone remember what the addy for stats was?

EDIT:

FOUND IT! http://jcnet.150m.com/Stats/jcnet.html

lattae
01-12-2006, 06:48 PM
I don't recall the stats thing... maybe fungi does, I recall her using it quite a bit.

this is hilarious:

"<beyOnd_aLL_reasOn> PENIS PENIS PENIS"


it's so wrong out of context :rolleyes:

sagara0510
01-13-2006, 02:35 AM
omg vivian! what are you doing posting that here!!

so embarassing....

altho skimming thru that, i couldn't find the classic alby quote.. ahhh memories..

seaweedpatchkid
01-13-2006, 08:27 AM
Isn't that the syrup one? It's in there somewhere.

sagara0510
01-13-2006, 08:33 AM
"<JianDanAi> omg...ive been spraying syrup for like 10 minutes now"

ahhhh there we go..

lmao! my favourite quote of them all i think

some of my other favourites include:

"<ene> jase is very hot"
"<fungiwungipoopoofart> jase really is v hot... he makes me wet"
"<kahel> jase really is so hot... if he wasn't my twinnie... hold me back!!!!"

ahhh yeah... those were the days!

laruku
01-13-2006, 11:14 AM
<JianDanAi> 1 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3333333333333333333333 u long long long time reeeeeneeeeeeeee"
"<ruku> 10i'm only doing a bachelor"

I'm only doing a bachelor... WHHAhahah.. And I forgot just how much my alby mommy looovvvess me... :shy:

seaweedpatchkid
01-13-2006, 06:14 PM
I loved the quotes function. It's always interesting to see what was on there when I got back. :roll: Chat was waaaaaaay addicting though.

scarletwillow
01-13-2006, 08:34 PM
Number 1: ka-ra-su

I'll always be chat king >:O

laruku
01-14-2006, 04:49 AM
The chat room was... so... dirty..

I remember vash's frantic cleaning.. WAHhahhahahahHAHAHhahah... And OMG! Alby will faint when he reads about his 10-min-syrup-spraying

Oh man.. I don't mind it up but it's gonna take up SOOOO much of my time! It's bad! iT's damn addictive!

And I forgot about jlo's camera installation in our showers! *scared*

scarletwillow
01-14-2006, 08:59 AM
No one ever makes quotables in the forum since they have time to think out what they type, not to mention the edit feature.

I improved my Singaporean trashtalk tenfold in chat.

spork
01-15-2006, 11:12 AM
oh man XD
chat talk!!!!!

Chat kept me giggling for HOURS on end :P

esp Alby's syrup-spraying spree. It was pretty wild XD
A bit scary because I didn't know anyone there yet hehehe.

aww the good old days. :rolleyes: I met everyone through the IRC chat ^_^ Everyone was so awesome ^_^

hehe, well, there are quite a few quotables in JCNet...though mostly just stuff n00bs would make XD

sean-eka
01-29-2006, 11:14 AM
Oh, patchy. I was on the IRC for not too long, maybe a few weeks, and everything, until i switched comps, and didnt know how to work Java on the new one. I still remembered a quote that willy/saggy was ALMOST going to list down.

me --> My dad almost banged a person on his car.

It was so NOT on purpose. Haha, WONDERFUL memeories. <33

If possible, could you get it back up?

judes
02-20-2006, 06:23 AM
i miss irc chat. the long nights, the trash talk, the quotes and fun times.

i almost want it back even though i know i'll probably fail all my exams if it's back.

sagara0510
02-20-2006, 06:29 AM
i miss it too altho i'm glad its not up because it took up alot of my time just trash talking and crapping along about nothingness..

i'd most probably get fired if it was back :oops:

judes
02-20-2006, 06:35 AM
*eats jason*
remembering irc chat makes me realize i haven't been back at jc net in ages. i did met a lot of people and got closer to a lot of lqpers and others on irc chat though.

haha that's like all you would do at work. chat on irc. i wondered if you ever did any work while you were there instead of talking about girl problems with us and lamenting life woes.

sagara0510
02-20-2006, 08:10 AM
girl problems and life woes?!?!?!

yeah actually i still have alot of those... if chat was still on i'd def be the chat erm... hoare.... because i've got OH SO MANY GIRL PROBLEMS!!!

*pulls out hair*

judes
02-20-2006, 06:34 PM
so many girl problems? tsk jase.
which girl is it this time? :D

there are so many problem solvers in chat.

sagara0510
02-21-2006, 01:50 AM
yeah its kinda gotten more complicated than last time

sushi gal is no longer in the picture... actually she's going out with one of my good mates now :)

but there's another girl now that i've had a crush on for an uber long time....

i feel abit uncomfortable chatting abt this here.... its more of a irc chat type subject

judes
02-21-2006, 02:59 AM
sushi girl is dating your friend?! she was stolen away?! too bad.

yeah. i would talk to you about this here but it's the announcements forum *gasp*

*misses irc chat*

Norlan
02-24-2006, 09:34 PM
Is the channel still open? Fewer and fewer people get on there nowadays

spork
02-26-2006, 06:34 AM
you can still go in but I haven't seen anyone in there lately XD patches was largely in charge of the scripts for it, but she hasn't had the time to manage that stuff lately :/ Not that we couldn't still chat without the irc scripts, but I guess people are super busy XD

scarletwillow
03-01-2006, 04:12 PM
I refuse to go in without the scripts, as I am a shameful stat slut.

seaweedpatchkid
03-01-2006, 07:53 PM
In other words you won't chat unless I work my ass off.

What a nice Jialiu.

sagara0510
03-02-2006, 05:42 PM
yes vivian...

work that butt of urs.

i command you

scarletwillow
03-05-2006, 11:23 AM
'Tis not true. I like butts.

I hope we get the chat revived this summer though.

spork
03-05-2006, 11:27 AM
maybe in summer, if we can all work collectively to get the chat back up, people will take time off from their busy schedules to come chat :D

chat was good for finding brave and interesting newbs. that was how I was found :D

scarletwillow
03-05-2006, 12:01 PM
Yeah, and LePencil patted me on the head. It made me excited.

Chun Li
03-09-2006, 03:21 PM
Yeah, and LePencil patted me on the head. It made me excited.

Hmmmm, so tell us what else makes you excited Willy?

scarletwillow
03-09-2006, 05:06 PM
When Chun Li wants to know what gets me excited.

lattae
03-14-2006, 01:03 PM
What turns willy on? :hmm:

1. S-E-X
2. S-E-X
3. S-E-X

seaweedpatchkid
03-14-2006, 08:39 PM
What get's Willy's attention?

1. S-E-X
2. S-E-X
3. S-E-X

All you have to do is mention those phrases and Willy comes bounding back to IRC.

scarletwillow
03-15-2006, 08:44 PM
That's not 100% true.

I get more excited talking about fighting games >:O

lattae
03-18-2006, 07:00 AM
That's not 100% true.
I get more excited talking about fighting games >:O
Ah! And of course we believe you don't we patchy? :rolleyes:

scarletwillow
03-18-2006, 08:27 AM
*sigh*
How did my reputation get to be tarnished with sex juices.