pisica
03-20-2005, 03:03 AM
Hi guys, just wondering if there are any other Maryland fans out there....I'm actually studying in VA, but yeah, I'm from MD.
I have a "You Know You are in Montgomery County (MD) When..." list going on...I'll post it here and please feel free to add to it!! :-) Sorry it's so short, I just started it a few months ago. I'll bold the ones that apply to me (I'm getting them from personal experience and friends).
1) You see two guys in full Medieval Armor sword fighting in the middle of a field and think nothing of it.
2) When the clerk at Hecht's last name is Hussein and you think nothing of it
3) Someone says they're from the ghetto and without looking at them, you know they're lying
4) Within the same 3 minute period, it's not uncommon to hear loud Spanish music driving by, having to keep your eye on three Chinese punks, and get cussed at randomly by some black guy you don't even know
5) There actually ARE Chinese punks
6) You have to live in fear that your Bush/Cheney sign is in danger of being stolen and ridden over by the neighborhood kids.
7) Roads that don't need to be worked on are worked on, and roads that do need to be worked on are not.
8) A sign warning about a bump (resulting from roadwork) in the road is put up after the bump is smoothed down.
9) And the sign is left there for at least a week
10) Muslims put up Christmas decorations and wonder when other Muslims are going to put up THEIR Christmas decorations.
11) You know the public transportation buses' schedule without looking at their number.
12) Gangstas shop at the GAP.
Makes you wanna visit there, huh? haha!
I have a "You Know You are in Montgomery County (MD) When..." list going on...I'll post it here and please feel free to add to it!! :-) Sorry it's so short, I just started it a few months ago. I'll bold the ones that apply to me (I'm getting them from personal experience and friends).
1) You see two guys in full Medieval Armor sword fighting in the middle of a field and think nothing of it.
2) When the clerk at Hecht's last name is Hussein and you think nothing of it
3) Someone says they're from the ghetto and without looking at them, you know they're lying
4) Within the same 3 minute period, it's not uncommon to hear loud Spanish music driving by, having to keep your eye on three Chinese punks, and get cussed at randomly by some black guy you don't even know
5) There actually ARE Chinese punks
6) You have to live in fear that your Bush/Cheney sign is in danger of being stolen and ridden over by the neighborhood kids.
7) Roads that don't need to be worked on are worked on, and roads that do need to be worked on are not.
8) A sign warning about a bump (resulting from roadwork) in the road is put up after the bump is smoothed down.
9) And the sign is left there for at least a week
10) Muslims put up Christmas decorations and wonder when other Muslims are going to put up THEIR Christmas decorations.
11) You know the public transportation buses' schedule without looking at their number.
12) Gangstas shop at the GAP.
Makes you wanna visit there, huh? haha!